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@nclanceman
@nclanceman Год назад
This is a level of sarcasm I wasn't prepared for.
@raxneff
@raxneff Год назад
so is everything of it just a joke 😄? Or am I too dumb?
@chainingsolid
@chainingsolid Год назад
@@raxneff approximately 100% joke.
@PaezRice
@PaezRice 8 месяцев назад
As I take it, it‘s probably a rant about the convolution of programming languages/paradigms and their „unnecessary features for DX“. Also a rant about the community always asking stuff like „do you think X is better than Y because of Z?“ instead of evaluating for themselves, (or maybe at least asking more fine grained questions about some specifics of a language?).
@sdwone
@sdwone 6 месяцев назад
Casey is banging on about the bazillion different languages and frameworks and sheer amount of CRAP that developers these days, have to grapple with! And the more CRAP that we have to navigate, the worse software, as a whole, becomes! There's only a certain amount of CRAP that our puny human minds can deal with at one time!
@electrolyteorb
@electrolyteorb Месяц назад
​@@sdwoneI mean, he's not wrong
@erc0re526
@erc0re526 Год назад
I legit thought Casey was gonna end his 8th level of sarcasm with "... and that malware recycling your memory is called Windows" and it make me laugh on my own
@ms4k_
@ms4k_ Год назад
Memory garden and composting, truly the next steps imitating nature after the likes of binary trees and cloud hosting
@Kniffel101
@Kniffel101 Год назад
Why use binary trees when you can just use natural trees? It's _obviously_ better, duh!
@davidandrewthomas
@davidandrewthomas Год назад
He got asked one too many times what he thought of various other programming languages and just decided to troll them.
@notapplicable7292
@notapplicable7292 10 месяцев назад
This is what people that aren't neck deep in programming hear when we talk about languages.
@wuziq
@wuziq Год назад
for best performance in zinc oxide you need to be constantly downloading cracks and torrents to maintain a healthy malware biome in your composted memory bin
@MichaelJames-md6vb
@MichaelJames-md6vb Год назад
Can't wait to watch this rant again when I reach day 520 of handmade hero in a couple years
@johningles1098
@johningles1098 Год назад
Lol, I'm on day 12. Send help
@arijanj
@arijanj Год назад
@@johningles1098 you passed all the good parts already
@mjthebest7294
@mjthebest7294 3 месяца назад
Day 78 here...
@matias-eduardo
@matias-eduardo Год назад
He's confusing Mulching, which happens at the top layer, and Composting, which is used beneath the top layer. These are two separate things! Typical zinc oxide programmer. 🙄
@whig01
@whig01 Год назад
Everything I know about mulch, I learned from Groo the Wanderer.
@matias-eduardo
@matias-eduardo Год назад
@@whig01 Same! Groo changed the game.
@whig01
@whig01 Год назад
@@matias-eduardo Heck I remember when Mark Evanier wrote a character called the Mad Mulcher into DNAgents. LOL.
@unowenwasholo
@unowenwasholo 11 месяцев назад
I think Zinc Oxide and Stoplang are honestly on to something with MMC (Malware Memory Composting). Most malware doesn't want to be detected, so it tries to avoid heavily impacting its host. This would include freeing up unused memory so as to reduce its footprint. MMC allows us as programmers to never need to care about freeing memory ever again, as when we feed it to malware, it by necessity must handle the freeing that memory in order to keep its footprint low so the host's antiviral systems don't attack it. This is basic evolution. The next step is to integrate and shelter the malware inside of our ZO and SL programs to keep it safe from predatory AV software. Doing so means that it can use the resources it would otherwise be using on evasion and fence instead to better specialize in freeing up memory. In doing so, we create a truly symbiotic relationship with the malware. Our applications run smoother, the malware gets to keep on living, and the user has a better experience using their system and apps. With MMC, everyone wins!
@disguysn
@disguysn Год назад
I'll never be high enough to fully appreciate this rant.
@bonus5804
@bonus5804 Год назад
He also did a video "Intro to Git" it's very funny
@phraggers
@phraggers 2 месяца назад
500 days of being asked the same question will do this to even the sanest person
@catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca
It was a lisp joke indeed, because in lisp you can, instead of composting an old variable, (which would be recycling), pass it along in a function call and upcycle it into a function. Or vice versa, you can give an old function new life as a variable, without completely destroying it in process of recycling. If you end up needing that function again, just call it! It works fine. You can even pass the variable stored on the symbol into the function stored in the symbol, and have it return a closure of itself in itself, starting the cycle all over again. Now that is some environmentally conscious programming, in my view.
@GeorgeTsiros
@GeorgeTsiros Год назад
you should try sysRPL. A function may pop the _next statement_ of the _caller_ function, inspect it and finally place it back where it was, remove it, alter it, whatever. All this at runtime, obviously.
@RandomlyAwesomeGamer
@RandomlyAwesomeGamer Год назад
RIP the commentor at the end asking if it was real.
@xdman2956
@xdman2956 Год назад
"I thought memory is downloaded" is the best!
@jorios550
@jorios550 Год назад
For the ignorant: Rust wasn't named after a fungus, but the result of a chemical reaction between Iron and Oxide.
@ThePrimeTimeagen
@ThePrimeTimeagen Год назад
wait... huh? i think you have it backwards
@barryblack8332
@barryblack8332 Год назад
​@@ThePrimeTimeagen I think he knows
@VojtaJavora
@VojtaJavora Год назад
"Chemical reaction between iron and oxide" - I hate this.
@Evan-dh5oq
@Evan-dh5oq 11 месяцев назад
Ewww, what is "oxide?" This hurts. 😮😢
@kahnzo
@kahnzo Год назад
Casey is always so concerned with generating random numbers. I recommend that you use his leveraging installing all the malware to achieve true ergodicity. Just as it has been shown that seven shuffles will provide significant randomness in a deck of cards, installing more than seven malwares in your composted memory provides only diminishing returns.
@davidjohnston4240
@davidjohnston4240 Год назад
At this point, my entire career is about generating random numbers. If I meet Casey in real life, we will have to fight to the death. There can be only one.
@user-lz2oh9zz4y
@user-lz2oh9zz4y Год назад
People talk about a new language then say batteries included, when we know batteries are not very recycable. We need a solar powered programming language with a highly recycable battery. We are in the 21st century. Why this is not a thing yet?
@danny-jo1rb
@danny-jo1rb 9 месяцев назад
i dont think prime understands the actual message casey was trying to give, hes basically making fun of all these overcomplicated and useless concepts that programmers make up instead of actually writing code to the computer
@IIJamesII
@IIJamesII Год назад
I think he's getting sick of people asking about Rust, Zig, Go, and on and on. Maybe he's just sick of language evangelism in general. Which I agree with, except when it comes to Jai. Rewrite everything in Jai.
@xravenx24fe
@xravenx24fe Год назад
Casey's trolling is so top tier
@kvirajs
@kvirajs Год назад
And this is exactly how I felt when I was watching Prime live- doing some memory thing with events in nodejs
@niamhleeson3522
@niamhleeson3522 Год назад
for the ignorant: rust was not named after a fungus or the product of the oxidation of iron, but is actually an acronym for "Removal of UnSafe Techniques" because of its advanced compiler features that keep you from writing whole types of code that tend to lead to bugs.
@TheNewton
@TheNewton Год назад
Naming this is hard and this is why. They played themselves, at least with langs like PHP it's more apparent it's an acronym not a series of letters forming a very heavily used word creating a stance of elitism self inflicting ignorance in the very name of the thing.
@carriagereturned3974
@carriagereturned3974 Год назад
i agree on stoplang, it has definitively flaws in design, though it has very nice features.
@yeahmanitsmurph
@yeahmanitsmurph Год назад
We really need to start using more environmental friendly languages.
@TechBuddy_
@TechBuddy_ Год назад
I don't even know what happened to me just now. I usually whatch your videos at 2x speed and would understand every sugondeez joke but now my my brain is in pain. The only thing I got to learn today is zinc oxide is better than rust cuz memory composting
@vikingthedude
@vikingthedude Год назад
Tupperwares h
@MattBolt35
@MattBolt35 Год назад
Video cracked me up, but I felt the pain with the Go memory woes. The memory limit added in go 1.19 that ramps up GC the closer it gets to that limit has made some problems I've experienced much less severe. Or, just rewrite in Rust -- works every time.
@rj7250a
@rj7250a Год назад
I think you can tune the Go GC to use more memory, no?
@LetsDark
@LetsDark Год назад
Works 100% of the time 90% of the time.
@MattBolt35
@MattBolt35 Год назад
@@rj7250a You can set the GOGC env to trigger at a specific % of the heap used I believe, and 1.19 added the ability to set a threshold (which appears to just automatically adjust GOGC based said threshold).
@MattBolt35
@MattBolt35 Год назад
@@LetsDark Best Stoplang feature ever - keeps you guessing, but also not guessing all at once.
@dog4ik
@dog4ik Год назад
i knew all cpp devs have drugs problem
@ThePrimeTimeagen
@ThePrimeTimeagen Год назад
this is your brain on drugs
@mennovanlavieren3885
@mennovanlavieren3885 Год назад
The amount of tangents is killing me.😂 Like a proper paradigma evangelist.
@whig01
@whig01 Год назад
This had me laughing out loud.
@Psykorr
@Psykorr Год назад
Yes I remember now too 😂 I guess that memory was composted correctly
@geniusbrilliant449
@geniusbrilliant449 10 месяцев назад
What kind of programmers come here and listen to stuff I've never heard of before. I really feel like I know nothing about computers nor programming
@excelfan85
@excelfan85 Год назад
So what he is really saying is stop asking me what i think of language x, y, z please.
@garrettmandujano2996
@garrettmandujano2996 Год назад
I think this melted part of my brain
@anandmahamuni5442
@anandmahamuni5442 Год назад
Aluminium Oxide would have been a better science joke, because aluminium after interacting with oxygen forms a layer around it to further help any other form corrosion So, AlO>>>>Rust
@Kwazzaaap
@Kwazzaaap 3 месяца назад
He spewin, 30 new js frameworks will come from these concepts, I can't wait
@robonator2945
@robonator2945 9 месяцев назад
"Modern problems require modern solutions"
@SimGunther
@SimGunther Год назад
When Molly Rocket comments are enabled, you KNOW it's sarcastic AND not helpful in the slightest XDDD
@DarkerCry
@DarkerCry Год назад
Why does he disable comments? Something happen?
@botbeamer
@botbeamer Год назад
@@DarkerCry Because too many dumb comments prob
@DarkerCry
@DarkerCry Год назад
@@botbeamer Yah, I was thinking probably since the guy seems pretty chill. Probably doesn't want to deal with the hardline programmer comments.
@botbeamer
@botbeamer Год назад
@@DarkerCry Probably doesn't want soydevs or devops people comments
@VojtaJavora
@VojtaJavora Год назад
Joke that combines biology/chemistry with computers? Sign me up.
@elhaidiabdessalam7590
@elhaidiabdessalam7590 Год назад
Wow the best neuron stretch ever .
@platin2148
@platin2148 4 месяца назад
Hmm is rust named how it’s maintainability degrades?
@GeorgeTsiros
@GeorgeTsiros Год назад
This a good time to mention that a language called Zinc does exist?
@SiisKolkytEuroo
@SiisKolkytEuroo Год назад
Wait, I thought you had already stopped watching videos in sped up mode on stream
@elmersbalm5219
@elmersbalm5219 Год назад
For garbage collection, I use the turboencabulator. Works all the time, every time TM
@u9vata
@u9vata Год назад
I know this is joke, but the fun thing is that I keep thinking "what should be good use for memory composting" just to make a language so this rant becomes true haha - Like composting maybe should mean that the language would mix together free/delete operation with allocation! - This would mean that you could either plant into new "memory land" or into some previously occupied location only. - Also this operation would be merged with a constructor. That is constructing of anything would immediately need ot "compost away something else" or multiple other things and the new record or data would live there :-)
@elmersbalm5219
@elmersbalm5219 Год назад
I’ll keep with the marketing speak :: - Memory recycling: you zero whole pages of stale memory; - Memory composting: the garbage collector decomposes objects into constituent marts and allows some flagged components to live longer Needless to say, this works best in a purely functional language like nematode.
@Pilosofia
@Pilosofia Год назад
what do you think about the mojo programming language?
@matias-eduardo
@matias-eduardo Год назад
Probably not as good as the Inert programming language. While Mojo seems to have a stronger positive force and momentum, Inert seems to be taking a slower more lethargic approach to their design, which is what you want from a well-designed language.
@Pilosofia
@Pilosofia Год назад
as someone learning IA. I have a lot of problems with Python, even if the new language is not the best design or the most suitable for heavy and sensitive tasks, at least I hope it will fix all the weird behaviors of Python, making it faster and safer.
@matias-eduardo
@matias-eduardo Год назад
@@Pilosofia I don't think Mojo is a suitable alternative to Python, even for AI. If I were you I'd probably check out HummingBird Lang. While Python is large, slow-moving, and heavy, HummingBird is way smaller, faster, and more agile.
@alexnoman1498
@alexnoman1498 9 месяцев назад
The deadpan improv shitpost hits the hardest. Stellar.
@hatredch.simonwalton4133
@hatredch.simonwalton4133 Год назад
His git "tutorial" was even funnier
@drygordspellweaver8761
@drygordspellweaver8761 9 месяцев назад
Bruh I watched it months ago and only until I dove into git’s CLI did I fully grasp the significance
@delicious_seabass
@delicious_seabass Год назад
Rachel Leigh Cook is smashing up her kitchen after watching this.
@jupiterapollo1944
@jupiterapollo1944 Год назад
Casey has hung around Jon Blow for way too long. His past loving appreciation for programming has soured into that usual blow sarcastic hate 😂
@NostraDavid2
@NostraDavid2 Год назад
For the ignorant: Rust was named after a fungus, not the result of a chemical reaction between Iron and Oxide.
@user-lz2oh9zz4y
@user-lz2oh9zz4y Год назад
So oxidized code means that they have a nasty blight?
@michaelthornes
@michaelthornes Год назад
and python was named after monty python, not the snake
@VojtaJavora
@VojtaJavora Год назад
That's what you say, but rusts logo is a gear and mascot is a crab named Ferris (compare with Ferrum, Latin word for iron).
@michaelthornes
@michaelthornes Год назад
@@VojtaJavora and python's logo is a snake
@Nina-cd2eh
@Nina-cd2eh Год назад
Well, the fungus was named after oxidization, because it makes plants look rusty
@ingframin
@ingframin Год назад
I am lost...
@liamr60
@liamr60 Год назад
We should rename object pooling to composting
@prestonharrison2140
@prestonharrison2140 Год назад
God tier shitpost
@SlimeBrow
@SlimeBrow 8 месяцев назад
i thought this video as about rocket league for way too long
@spross216
@spross216 Год назад
I feel like this how people that work in tech sound to people that don’t…maybe that’s the joke?
@metalwarrior6657
@metalwarrior6657 Год назад
He is teaching nerds to compost and not throw shit into the bin
@romainvincent7346
@romainvincent7346 Год назад
All the words that were pronounced in this video... I know them, individually.
@vovagusse
@vovagusse 26 дней назад
It took me more than 3 minutes to get the joke.
@sk-sm9sh
@sk-sm9sh Год назад
Did he mispronounced malworms. What is even malware? Malworms would make total sense as they are great at breaking down the memory compost.
@tsivinsky
@tsivinsky Год назад
The name is TheAcidgen )
@GeorgeTsiros
@GeorgeTsiros Год назад
The Oxygen
@GeorgeTsiros
@GeorgeTsiros Год назад
I'm not even kidding. That is literally what "oxygen" means.
@velho6298
@velho6298 Год назад
So good but I think the point was that people fixate on these ridiculous things such as what is better programming language but people have to understand that it's not about which is better programming language.
@PasiFourmyle
@PasiFourmyle 9 месяцев назад
NODDERZ❤
@PasiFourmyle
@PasiFourmyle 9 месяцев назад
This is so good🤣
@Some.real.human.
@Some.real.human. Год назад
tcl gang where u at
@mjend7581
@mjend7581 Год назад
Imagine if he was right tho.
@Milky____
@Milky____ Год назад
This guy makes me feel dumb v.v
@Euquila
@Euquila Год назад
In Casey's world, it makes sense to allocate all the memory up front and have your app run with certain guarantees. Unfortunately, that's not what most organizations do (not sure why this is). For my node/express app, I just deploy to a managed service and hope it doesn't die lol
@explosionspin3422
@explosionspin3422 Год назад
Thw funny part is that bump allocators actually work very well for most APIs. You can usually just give each request a bump allocator, and reset it once the request is done.
@romankoshchei
@romankoshchei Год назад
The best programming language is English. Native english speaker will not understand
@MichaelJames-md6vb
@MichaelJames-md6vb Год назад
Yes I do
@doot2359
@doot2359 Год назад
Polyglot here and i totally agree with you. English is the best language with little to no overhead and closer to consciousness code !
@John223
@John223 Год назад
we all know that GCC stands for Garbage Collection Centre, right?
@isodoubIet
@isodoubIet Год назад
This is what happens when kids aren't bullied enough
@jenwans3055
@jenwans3055 Год назад
Ben Shapiro of Programming??
@rightwingsafetysquad9872
@rightwingsafetysquad9872 Год назад
All other languages kneel in embarrassment before Holy C.
@ZombieLincoln666
@ZombieLincoln666 3 месяца назад
🙄🙄
@sdwone
@sdwone 3 месяца назад
You're DAMN straight! We owe a LOT to C!!! Never forget that! This language IS the Grand Daddy of them ALL! The One Language... To RULE them all!!! And STILL... After all this time... This super small, super fast, super compact and super efficient language is STILL King!!! The only way this language will die out, is when next gen kids are too dumb to use it, and so opt for piss easy slow shite like Python instead or something! But until then, C will rule for a long while yet! It's simply far too important to replace at this time... If ever!!!
@anandmahamuni5442
@anandmahamuni5442 Год назад
SegundeseJS>>>>React
@davak72
@davak72 Год назад
Third!
@ironjara
@ironjara Год назад
first
@tokiomutex4148
@tokiomutex4148 Год назад
Rust is the best
@yjlom
@yjlom Год назад
nah iron ore is better but honestly I'd rather use temperedsteellang
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