Monologue: A Few of Republicans' Favorite Things | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

the ending!! LOL epic!

Bombing while black 100% percent correct Sir. Love you Bill.

It really frustrates me that I can't compare other to Bill. He's smarter and better than every other talkshow host and idk who the hell could replace him. We need more Bill Mahers.

The Jenner joke 😂

Thank God for Bill Maher. And I'm an aetheist...

Bill O'Reilly: "Nobody loves me....You can't explain that"

Some defence contractor just made 80 million dollars in sold tomahawks ..and somehow those guided missiles didnt even damage a runway? what bs.. 60 missiles and we blew up a toyota 4runner....guess they need the runways for when they bring in heavy equipment to build the natural gas pipeline to Europe

Bill OReily will be the new Forever Alone Meme hhaha

"Bombing while black"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 priceless!! love this man....he always always been on point.

The reason why Bill O'Reilly told that lady to "Forget about the career advice I gave you" is simple; she obviously wasn't going to use it. His advice, apparently, must've been "Screw me and I'll promote you."

I feel sick at how many people are publicly romanticizing illegaly bombing someone

Lotta great jokes today. The Steve Ducci one had me dying.

Putin might not re elect him, hahahaha

LOL!!!!! Love that last line.

this is how fucked up we are

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! This video went out on a high note!!!

Guarantee Trump cannot point to Syria on a map

That kendall Jenner Pepsi joke though 😂😂😂 Yaaas

Priceless, Bill!

I love you Bill maher

Great show Bill THANK YOU!!!

Oh my God, that last joke 😂😂 I'm dying

"If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged. By violation of the Nuremberg laws I mean the same kind of crimes for which people were hanged in Nuremberg. And Nuremberg means Nuremberg and Tokyo." -Noam Chomsky.

Brilliant comedy technique .... really masterly.

There's nothing like a little bit of Bill Maher to help lighten up the day.

One of the best in terms of insight, unfolding irony, and telling the truth.

“I feel like a woman who works at Fox News… I feel touched” 😂😂😂

You know, I think the world has become somewhat of a food fight: everyone is throwing the messiest food!

But Bill, what about Ann Coulter?

I felt like I was hearing Spanish when Ana Navarro was talking. She's got some good points though.

4:24 “Turned out it was just Steve Doocy trying to do math.”

"Trump go boom boom in Syria like a big boy."

fucking love this guy

At your best good job!!!

Wendy Walsh caused Bill O'Reilly to have premature rejection at the hotel...

Love Bill Maher but his audience needs to learn that they don't have to applaud everything he says

This is gold.

Ain't no confusion here It is as I fear The illusion that you feel is real To be vulnerable Is needed most of all If you intend to truly fall apart.

this is great.

Alternative first

Look I don't buy into the anti-Russian hysteria but the Putin re-election joke was hilarious.

Yup! Correct again!😃🤣🤺

I hate those compact parking spots. And I do park in them in my Chevy Silverado.

Tide goes in, tide goes out, why wont you let me?.....

Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'reilly...and Bill Maher... hey Bill

Lol that one woman in the audience.

it's sad that we have to keep the world in check for behaving as errant, improperly raised teens, yet we do..

If you don't punch ponies then you're a terrible person.

59 million taxpayer dollars blown away That's almost 20 weekends of golf.

O'Reilly, Cosby, Clinton - what is it with Bills and sexual assault?!

I thought he was just gonna end his sentence there. "I don't think I have ever had sex my entire life....." I was like..... there's no way he's still a virgin.

Anyone else notice the Carlin joke he stole?

Yep. You got it.

that no sex with a republican dogma reminds me to an episode of curb your enthusiasm with larry david refusing to have sex with an bush supporter as an anniversary gift from his wife...

take me Bill!!

Not even Ann Coulter, Bill?

Poor Bill O'Reilly. Even his kids and ex-wife don't want a bar of him. All that money and what for? To live a luxurious life and no one to share it with.

sending Kendall Jenner with a can of pepsi!!!! hahahaha

we need to show this republicans we the people got the power wake up america and vote democrat

People read 1984 and you will see the future of the USA.

bill never did talk about OBOMBA and his bombing, to his very last day in office.

love . my planet

Hey Bill! What about Ann Coulter?

the footage of the missiles being launched was pre-canned

Man, my biggest respect to John Oliver, Samantha Bee, and all the others, but Bill is like Big Daddy, a king on the throne! For me it's like: him, 5 empty spots and then all the others. The first and so far the only one I agree with 95%. At least!

Steve Jobs was Syrian. Had there not be a Syria, we wouldn't have iphones and ipads.

That's some nice defamation of Character Bill. Let's wait until we actually know some things.

Hey Bill I guess I was wrong about you and Anne Coulter.

Part it does not show you didn't know.

I feel so sorry right now for Bill Maher to have his name. I mean Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly...

TOOL-VICARIOUS

That last line!!

bill Cosby said 7 amateur hour

bill going for that Eric Trump look or something?

Bill. ....I love your show you tell it like it is. Trump, he was an embarrassment before he became President, so what do you expect? His entire administration is unqualified and that's Unbelievable! !!

Gossip? Really Bill?

Bill Maher I want to marry you 😄😄😄😄😄 ... Although I am a Muslim woman but I love your sarcastic attitude ... You would make a great husband .... hahaha hahaha

what blew up was his monolog

Less than half the missiles hit any target. It would have been more effective to fling them at Syria from a catapult. Unless that was the intention of course.

Politics is war by other means...(Trump) (with a wink to Clausewitz)

This is "National Sexual Harassment Month". LOL

Bill, please for the love of credibility, stop saying"clip" when referring to a gun " magazine".

Trump be like " why bomb syria? I love fruit loops!!!!"

Bombing while black jajajajaja

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Here's one for you Bill: Raytheon will be sending Trump a fruit basket next week. Appreciation for the pending order of NEW cruise missiles. They didn't send mixed nuts, as there's an abundance in the White House already.

WTF you're all kidding right?

I get it...HAHA! but enough. now all this is becoming normalized.

I'd lick that purse so good!

call me when you get to thirty get line bill a just a rookie.

And now I find myself siding once again with otherwise nutball Rand Paul for his sensible foreign policy approach. Have him on the show, just don't ask him about economic policy.

it's all for show , trump is trying to change the conversation.

Pepsi 1, Kendall Jennar 0

frost

They missed the airfield on purpose. A firework show and a nice distraction from Russiangate .

I like maher but he stole a George Carlin line there... "You're on your own".

I think bill is the only talk show host (especially democrat) that actually said it was a dick move to bomb syria. and his guests. i listened to the whole show. well. on the other side of the aisle they are saying that out of like 60 rockets only half or about half reached their destination. and that basically the rockets cost you guys (americans) than it costs the targets lost by the russians/syrians. it was something like 100 million worth or rockets vs 75 millions worth of damages. everyone in america seems to be delighted to bomb assad, because chemical and children and everything. to be honest, my poor humble self from romania have seen 0 proof or indication it was assad. he was winning, with the russians, why would he use gas? Other than hating on assad, or muslism (i'm not entirely sure he is even the common 2 types of muslim but whatever)... why... why believe it was assad? and why is your responsibility america to do something about it? u said you're not the police dog of the world... I dont mind u being that. but could we have due process? there have been several chemicals attacks in syria. none have actually been proven to come from assad. as far as i know. as far as i know assad gave up his entire chemical arsenal. that was the old deal. maybe i dont listen to the right alex jones radio show. bubbles. I think sovereignty is something trump talked about during the campaign. but he doesn't understand it. i thought his supporters do. this is not ok. bombing (economically inferior targets) just to show u have balls ... (to who? - to you stupid) is just stupid. btw, the new narrative as i see it, is that assad is and made ISIS. marc rubio said: if there is no assad, there is no isis. like are brain are completely dead. it's just the new narrative. repeat it enough times, show the pictures of the dieing babies... u can get away with anything. including pulling the actual crime.

I thank all the plants and animals whose lives were taken so that I may live one more day I thank my family for everything they've done for me thank you for giving me the strength to make it through this and thank you for all the small conveniences that made this bearable God bless you all now Enjoy the fall

Super fucking hawkish on this one, come on bill, oppose the intervention! What are you doing?

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