Monologue: Natalie Portman Answers Questions About Star Wars - SNL 

Mariah has 19 #1s Hmmmh?

Just because I was in it, everything about _Star Wars_ I know, people think, and correct are they.*

George Hamilton Yoda doesn’t always speak like that man

LEGO Obi-Wan Kenobi in this situation he would

taco 644 how would you know exactly when he would speak “yoda language” and when he would not?

That addition to canon was from season 6 of the Clone Wars which released in 2015. This addition superseded all previous canon that came before. This skit was from 2013, when the canon probably still had Count Dooku delivering the lightsaber to Grievous. So Natalie was factually correct at the time this video's original recording.

If I remember they never did get back to the Sifo-Dyas subplot in ep 2. He built the clone army and just vanished??

It was explained in clone wars

Sus Watters that came out after this

Obi-Wan Kenobi 2006 you mean...

G Sav nope it’s amidala

@@sportsbydeclan2293 nope it's skywalker ... muhahahahahahahhhhjjaaaaahjjjaaaaa

She is also good in the first Thor movie.

yall forgetting nsa

Hahahahahha

He was like i knooowwww

Dino's Games988 lol

How about the blue milk available today?

Leonardo Konasugawa What?

Oh ben😂

The next time Adam Driver meets Natalie Portman, he should say "Hi Grandmother!"

I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE I don’t get it

😂I love his monologues too he gets it from his mother

She's Jewish

@@PolskiProdigy ....

@@PolskiProdigy clearly u dont know anything because im jewish and i believe in both those things get ur facts and dont attempt to come up with some lame excuses cause ik my religion ok dumbass

@@BenAri18 This went over everyone's heads.....

@@PolskiProdigy This went over everyone's heads.....

Lmaoo

@Liam Gillin k

its hard being a star wars fan who is a girl and then try to stay straight when padme exist

@@deprimeplatypus490 come to the gay side, we've got Padmé x Sabe fanfics

Just out of curiosity, do you feel that the new movies made the fan environment either more or less hostile to women or does it feel more or less the same as before. Not here to get into a skirmish about the movies themselves, everyone and their aunt Sheila has zealous Star Wars hot takes, I’m just curious about their new cultural context.

@@tatehildyard5332 The new movies didn't really change the people in the fandom. It just made them a lot more vocal about their sexism and elitism.

+OneHastyPanda No you're not the only one. I went as far as to think Keira played princes Leia in Star Wars, which of course was portrayed by Natalie Portman. Only to find out Keira was in it, but not as princes Leia, she plays one of the servants! You know the one who is her stand-in in the script? I was Mind-Blown when I found out!

+Laura Boontje they looked so alike at a young age their mothers couldn't tell them apart on the set on phantom menace when they were in full makeup

+Christopher Baker I'm not a mother of either of them and I could tell them apart. 100% that was just some bs told for publicity or whatever.

She looks more like Winona Rider

+OneHastyPanda I do

......... hum....

Ew u gay nigga

@@TheRealRickGrimes Ew you homophobic racist

sexiness and Natalie Portman go hand in hand

but her look here is not sexy

Too bad she’s crazy.

ytmndan Crazy beautiful!!!

Watch out, youre on Vader's blacklist

Marcokun She is too beatiful for me to watch this video I'm gonna watch it later

Marcokun gal Gadot

+Kieran Daniels actually, i always thought her arms were a bit short.

Kieran - Tbh I think she could’ve been better in Star Wars.

hilmir bruh

@@harrambou9468 eh no, she was perfect

"True" it's not canon, deal with it hahahaha

@@TeamBringIt8 No thanks. Keep your lousy Disney crap. I'll keep enjoying Star Wars as it was before it lost its soul.

@@GeonusKaikun More salt in your words than on Crait LMAO

@@TeamBringIt8 sorry what planet was Crait? all these new sequel planets are so forgettable. (Crait was actually kind of a cool concept but they used it exactly like Hoth). But to be fair Sequels suck some major ass

John Vougias Star Wars never had a soul when it became a corporate toy churning machine, which is from the beginning.

The delivery was sick as well!

I came here to say that!!!

someone gotta animate this

Chris Parnell is so great

The Professional is a brilliant movie! I was so thrilled when I realised that Sirius Black was the villain. :)

Venatix_ 92 is a very good actor

You need to see her in Jackie. That is truly her best performance hands down.

Jean Reno’s best role I think.

You know she was asked that question in real life and that's why it was included here.

NO

Oh my god I didn’t even know that was Chris Parnell. He was so creepy that I didn’t recognize him at first.

This was filmed in 2006, so she was correct for the time.

Good point

It got changed in Season 6 of the Clone Wars. Originally, Grievous' first lightsaber was Sifo-Dyas' old one.

He’s not a mandalorian

@@joegarner4994 That was revealed after this episode was filmed.

@@joegarner4994 On the new Disney canon he is not, but on the EU he was a Mandalorian and also he was Mandalore the “king” of all Mandalorians

Nice comparison, both natural beauties in every sense. Really love Natalie's smile .......

atleast Natalie have a brain.

@@amirulasyraf1409 Audrey Hepburn has a brain too. If you don't know her, don't compare her to Natalie by saying she doesn't have a brain.

Both incredibly beautiful women, though sadly we lost audrey many years ago.-----------------i miss audrey. 😥

@@amirulasyraf1409 I have to say something because this just made me mad. Audrey Hepburn did have a brain. When she was growing up during world war 2 in the European countries and Hitler was taking over, she was starving because there was hardly any food (that is why she had such a small figure because it stunted her growth) so she did something about it. She did ballet performances to raise money for the enemies of the nazi, and the audiance could not even clap because it would be too much noise and could tell the nazi where they were, and they would kill them. All of this was happening while her parents supported Hitler. A couple years later, when she was in her later teen years, she had secret information she had to get to the enemies of the nazi, and in order to do that she had to pass a large field, but when she was going, a couple of nazi were looking for her. And when they approached she made small talk and pretended to pick flowers to make the nazi not question her. After the war was over she came to America and became a famous actress. And after she retired from acting, she became a humanitarian and traveled to foreign countries. That may be the reason why she died because she wanted to help other people so bad that she put her own well being at risk, she died of organ trouble that may be the result of drinking dirty water. How dare you say something so cruel like that, she was such a selfless person. You obousouly don't know anything about her... Even if you didn't know anything about her, you shouldn't put people down. When you state facts you should know how to argue your point. Now look who doesn't have a brain...

No Vader, this creature is but a mere clone. It seems in your anger you killed her. This is a mere jedi mind trick to stop you from reaching your full potential. Padme is dead, and you killed her

@@darthsidious9488 This Is Outrageous!!!

@@skywalker7455 Its treason then!

@@darthsidious9488 **Force Choking You** You Killed Padme!!!! You Said You'd Help Me Save Her!!! **TIGHTENED GRIP**

@@skywalker7455 *shids and fards and cums all over the place* Im too weak

divebum77 blame the writers

Depends on the woman. Sometimes short hair looks great if she has a long personality. But usually men are attracted to opposites, so boy-cuts can be a turn off. When women shave their legs and underarms it doesn't look like us, and we like that.

I really don't care about men ,I am more afraid of my family😂😃😃

Yeah, I think she looked great with short hair. I guess it just depends on the girl, though.

Honestly I like long hair because I think it looks prettier and I like playing with my girlfriend's hair because it's way better than mine ( and i have very long hair for a guy it's past my shoulders.)

I'm pretty sure a girl wrote this

Star Wars is a masterpiece .