Monologue: Orange Tuesday | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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@ronburgundy244 6 лет назад

The people who flipped aren't just singing, they're putting on a full on Broadway show.

@joiwilliams7242 6 лет назад

Ron Burgundy lolololololololo

@dameoftruth4022 6 лет назад

Complete with jazz hands.

@marioanothlp 6 лет назад

Every judge that sees the accused crimes of Trump's associates is already screaming "Mamma Mia"...it's just cutting out the middle man.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 лет назад

That would explain why Popcorn sales are skyrocketing. I should have bought stock in Orville Reddenbocker as soon as That Trainwreck was sworn in.

@philippower494 6 лет назад

Ron Burgundy you should check out deception bytes or high impact flix.

@prettybullet4646 6 лет назад

It's amazing how fast your friends will turn on you when they see a prison sentence just ahead of them.. lol

@philippower494 6 лет назад

pretty bullet you should check out deception bytes or high impact flix.

@xnonsuchx 6 лет назад

Especially if they think you won't be around to pardon them (if they even trusted that you would)!

@tmseh 6 лет назад

@@philippower494 Fuck off.

@MrUser10001 6 лет назад

That's normally how it works

@eyebinmcranda4871 6 лет назад

“Friends” do these people even see each other as friends?

@cuckpiro4866 6 лет назад

You know the Orange fuhrer is in trouble when even his keebler elf turns on him

@ParadoxRoyal 6 лет назад

You get a like from me for your profile pic and name sir...

@resonate4fe 6 лет назад

A+ the orange turd still gives himself...lol....

@johnedwards1968 6 лет назад

@@romansenin6759 Benghazi happened, it just didn't have anything to do with Hillary Clinton. World war 2 happened too. How will conservatives find a way to blame THAT on the Clintons?

@frankiehendrix2549 6 лет назад

Cuckpiro I know yeah, not to mention he is the boss

@erichampton6492 6 лет назад

@j h, do you always exploit minorities to insult people? Grow up.

@aohige 6 лет назад

The orange baby is learning that despite what his daddy told him, money doesn't buy real loyalty.

@JessCausey 6 лет назад

First, you actually have to pay them.

@sambhrantagupta3522 6 лет назад

"Who's left to lock up Hillary"😅😅😅😅bill's amazing

@dustfreequeen5151 6 лет назад

Even Pecker is not standing firm!😂😂😂

@rushmore120 6 лет назад

That was a good one..lol

@laurajuanitacollins7113 6 лет назад

I LOVE IT !! Pretty soon cabinet meetings will be held on visiting day !! Hilarious 😆 ❤

@justsaying3729 6 лет назад

That was the "Best" line in the monologue.

@1Kaileegirl 6 лет назад

This is getting good. I'll have a diet coke with my popcorn 😀

@ceciliaageofaquarius1225 6 лет назад

Share with me lol. But i'll take a Sprite instead lol.

@tmseh 6 лет назад

So swampy.

@dutchgala7492 6 лет назад

@Squirmin Herman the one eyed German Oh yes! Hell yes opa! That's more like it =) A good weekend opa! Love Merkel. However Induces more Trump paranoia Zalig Kersmas opa

@bakker071 6 лет назад

Yes, calling the deaths of farmers a conspiracy theory. are you guys mental?

@steelhere5519 6 лет назад

I'll take a root beer.

@johndanielson3777 6 лет назад

This is how bad Trump is.... he’s made people root for Jeff Sessions

@ironsnowflake1076 6 лет назад

John Henderson and we feel so *dirty* for it. :D

@LemonadepieX 6 лет назад

Jeff Sessions definitely didn't sign up for any of this bullshit. When he signed up, all he wanted to do was deny black people the right to vote, throw immigrant babies in cages and maybe wear his Klan robe late at night when no one else was around

@MrPratikorissa 6 лет назад

@@LemonadepieX the whole cabinet looks like a Klu Kluxx congregation.

@ZachTheRantingGuy 6 лет назад

John Henderson Hell just froze over yo lol

@geoffbaumgartner5335 6 лет назад

Sooo dirty... Hey Snowflake!

@ZachTheRantingGuy 6 лет назад

Orange Tuesday is the new Black Friday I presume :)

@atombaxter1975 6 лет назад

Zach The Bernie Bro #Bernie2020

@drewdrewski6278 6 лет назад

I like what you did there!

@timlinerud7721 6 лет назад

MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested.

@TheSithLibraryArchivesGalactic 6 лет назад

HA!! Good one. So gonna use that. ^_^

@tmseh 6 лет назад

You sir have won the internet today. Bigly.

@pietrojenkins6901 6 лет назад

Making Arrests Great Again.

@annnee6818 6 лет назад

OK that's genius😂😂😂😂

@madmarz4356 6 лет назад

Simply beautiful, here’s your beer sir 👍🍺

@richardrobertson2883 6 лет назад

Down with the traitor and his crime syndicate.

@philippower494 6 лет назад

Richard Robertson you should check out deception bytes or high impact flix.

@tmseh 6 лет назад

@@philippower494 Wow! Fuck off Philip Power.

@tmseh 6 лет назад

@Andrew Simone It's "troll" not "trole". Go back to school comrade.

@williamwanklyn9365 6 лет назад

Give it up. You have more than you know.

@proudbadhombre1082 6 лет назад

"So many white Republicans getting arrested who is going to arrest Hillary?" 😂

@paolee2730 6 лет назад

Hillary might of done so bad shit, but getting arrested is another thing.

@gallegoc6005 6 лет назад

you, you are the man. why is she getting arrested for pizza gate you idiot go and vote for trump again sucker

@valeliseraj 6 лет назад

Jeff Duncan, It’s a joke. The people who wanted Hillary arrested are getting arrested themselves.

@terryhawkins8191 6 лет назад

Valerie Perez EXACTLY !! Karma is a BITCH ain't it !!!!😁😁👏👍👍

@proudbadhombre1082 6 лет назад

@Jeff Duncan poor dumb fuck. The comment I put was in quotation Mark's meaning Bill said it. That's all I wrote and it confused you. 😂 Stop drinking and go to bed!

@EtherealAriel 6 лет назад

I'm so elated with how close to impeachment we are

@philippower494 6 лет назад

Ariel Titurel don't believe everything you are told, you should check out deception bytes and high impact vlog.

@hamzamahmood9565 6 лет назад

Lock em up!!!

@frankiehendrix2549 6 лет назад

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Bill Maher is the most best bloke ever.

@riny6595 6 лет назад

Glad you’re back Maher!!! Last Tuesday would’ve been much much better with your monologue! 😩😂😂

@Impillion 2 года назад

Amazing era for Bill Maher monologues

@TheMonkeysMagic 6 лет назад

The SA topic is not a conspiracy. The SA government is currently discussing this and there is a real fear that white farms will be taken over. This happened in Zimbabwe and their economy has never recovered.

@athollhay3207 6 лет назад

"This is no land grab; nor is it an assault on the private ownership of property. The government has been clear that its land reform programme should not undermine future investment in the economy or damage agricultural production and food security. The proposals will not erode property rights, but will instead ensure that the rights of all South Africans, and not just those who currently own land, are strengthened. SA has learnt from the experiences of other countries, both from what has worked and what has not, and will not make the same mistakes that others have made." - President Cyril Ramaphosa

@elanacurl 6 лет назад

Pence is next in line folks lol... Seriously!😉

@jondeare 6 лет назад

Pence didn't do nothing. He's a Christian, and that's about it. He's a Vice President that knows nothing.

@bernardliu8526 6 лет назад

No featherless biped can possibly be worse than Trump !

@Daniel-rh7gw 6 лет назад

get trump out of the white house and a huge blow is dealt to republicans, pence or no pence

@lovely-mk4rt 6 лет назад

Scary as hell. Hopefully muller is investing him

@vegadog30 6 лет назад

Missionary only!

@HisBubbliness 6 лет назад

Pecker stood up for Trump long and hard in a very close, personal relationship. So sad to see him deflate in the face of nerves. He's just going to explode all over the interrogation room with everything he's been keeping bottled up inside.

@HisBubbliness 6 лет назад

@Donna Willams Look, all I'm saying is that when Pecker finally unloads what he's got, it's just going to be a massive eruption in the face of the American people that may be tough for some to swallow. All that's going to be left is a huge, disgusting mess all over that may take years to clean up.

@HisBubbliness 6 лет назад

@Donna Willams Oh, I very much intended for there to be innuendo. 🙂 I knew what you were asking but just wanted to keep it going. Extend it, so to speak.

@brendasullivan3149 6 лет назад

His Bubbliness 😂😁😅😂

@surffen 6 лет назад

his bubb-----------why is it sad ! there is no honor among thieves !

@annenyman678 6 лет назад

His Bubbliness good one!

@michaelwolf7886 6 лет назад

I’m from South Africa and it is a bad situation with farmers being killed! It’s not a conspiracy theory!

@parabola1212 6 лет назад

What a good two weeks it’s been for anyone sane; anyone who dislikes trump.

@kakonis 6 лет назад

If you close your eyes while listening to Bill Maher, he sounds exactly like Mike Myers as Linda Richman, the "Discuss Lady" on SNL.

@fidorover 6 лет назад

BREAKING: Trump Vows to Continue Rallies While Incarcerated in NY State Prison. _Make Adirondack Great Again_

@TheFriendlyTroll 6 лет назад

LOL!

@ninakupchenko5744 6 лет назад

fidorover that’s if big bubba let’s him 😂

@frankiehendrix2549 6 лет назад

More like "Trump first President to serve 3 terms"

@philippower494 6 лет назад

fidorover you should check out deception bytes or high impact flix.

@MrJimheeren 6 лет назад

Frankie Hendrix check your facts we already had a president who served 4 terms Franklin D. Roosevelt

@maxafriyie3288 6 лет назад

Nice one Bill, you're on fire! Thanks.

@moonis5632 6 лет назад

Bill Maher on fire

@djentrifried 6 лет назад

The Voice of Reason!!!!!

@ytnoni01 6 лет назад

Now we need to be concerned about Pence. He is scary. Just sitting there waiting.

@bellabana 6 лет назад

As many of us said from the very beginning it was ALWAYS about following the money, that it was only a matter of time before it would all come out...

@NewMessage 6 лет назад

Trump would just end up having to pay the White Hole off to keep quiet about what he did with it...

@justsaying3729 6 лет назад

For those of you who saw Shaw Shank Redemption....Trump is the Warden. A very treasonous man. Wouldn't bother me if it ended the same way after all the harm and racial hatred and division he has caused.

@lilyt18 6 лет назад

The saying “there’s no honor among thieves” comes to mind. 😅 #lockhimup

@14thegr8 6 лет назад

Watching your show after an entire week of witnessing religious fanatics do crazy shit gives me peace Bill.

@isaac198428 6 лет назад

You know shit has hit the fan when your lawyer needs a lawyer. 🍊

@berniecom728 6 лет назад

Lets face it, if they open Trumps taxes and look into his personal business, Trump will not go to jail at all, no. He will go straight to the Gallows

@kulhuk7198 6 лет назад

Jail house rock - the new Trump Broadway musical where everyone sings.

@leetraviusmckay314 6 лет назад

LOCK HIM UP

@dr.irfananwararnab1925 6 лет назад

LOLZZZZ....the finishing sentence was too good.

@skylasampson5141 6 лет назад

Do elves have balls?

@MDOOMBot 6 лет назад

Yes we do.

@dutchgala7492 6 лет назад

Great opening monologue ! Bill's in his glory

@shemrun 6 лет назад

Fox Poisonous News

@klarastern5597 6 лет назад

it's not news at all. It's lies, propaganda...

@philippower494 6 лет назад

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. You should check out high impact vlogs and deception bytes.

@taunteratwill1787 6 лет назад

Anyone noticed Bill said "J. Sessions would not recuse himself"? Wattamistakatomaka. lol

@phyllisarrington7436 6 лет назад

Get out the popcorn. The tweet barrage is on the way!

@rondellthreadgate8092 5 лет назад

Just hear the best line, Trump = Walking, talking Taurus excretes

@Xergecuz 6 лет назад

The racial tensions in South Africa are no joke nor are they a conspiracy theory, they're real, thousands of white africans have been leaving the country in the last years due to a combination of racial tensions, violence and economic stagnation.

@nonyabizness.original 6 лет назад

so you are saying whites came, they pillaged, and are now leaving?

@Xergecuz 6 лет назад

Nonya Bizness If by pillage you mean leave the only country that they have ever known with no money and only because of their race.

@nonyabizness.original 6 лет назад

@@Xergecuzthe polite term for what you speak of is 'decolonization'. it describes the exit of the population who colonized. colonizers are those who go to a place to settle and forcefully establish dominance over those peoples already there. this is in fact what we have here. so i respectfully ask you this: how many generations does it take for you personally to decide that these lands, taken from others, now legitimately belong to the conquerors? one, 10, 100? how long would it take for you, if a squatter took all of what you have in your own life right now, to concede that your life's work and family history legitimately belongs to the squatter?

@johnsnow6134 6 лет назад

Nonya Bizness hopefully they starve now like when Zimbabwe took back farm land from whites and then realized they had no idea how to farm. Then famine starts. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@haroldferwood2608 6 лет назад

Racists & land thieves must fuck off!

@Babywyde 5 лет назад

How did I get through these trump filled days without Bill Maher?

@lisakennedy6211 6 лет назад

It's time for Traitor Trump to resign for the good of the country. Stop dragging us through this hell Spanky!

@philippower494 6 лет назад

Lisa Kennedy you should check out deception bytes, high impact vlog, collective evolution, and sgt report.

@vs52217 6 лет назад

Has Trump ever done anything for the good of anyone except Trump?

@ShadowStoryteller 6 лет назад

Those people aren't just singing, they are conducting a full symphony.

@Cr1mSiR 6 лет назад

Jeff Sessions screwing Trump reminds me of Alister Thorne stepping aside to let Jon Snow execute Janos Slynt.

@ImmortalInflames 6 лет назад

When Trump said he'd drain the swamp.. ..I didn't expect it to go down like this.

@tylerpendley2389 6 лет назад

Yewww happy friday homies!

@justsaying3729 6 лет назад

We needed it. Thank God the Late nIght host were on vacation this week or else I would not have been able to contain myself from the laughter.

@giotudo9155 6 лет назад

Thank you Bill !

@holyland6380 6 лет назад

If anything, Trump's impeachment means that the trade wars won't escalate and it'll be good for the market. The fact that the market has been practically flat this year so far even after taking more than a trillion dollars in deficit to give money to the corporations, is the result of Trump's incompetence and chaos.

@bakker071 6 лет назад

Yes, the black unempoyemant rate down in all time low, what a racist Trump is. Moehaha

@hazell1593 6 лет назад

Since it was already trending down, how did the orange con man exactly make it continue trending down? Just wondering...

@bakker071 6 лет назад

#walkaway guys

@ByddinRhyddidCymru 6 лет назад

Orange Wednesday was always a good one

@leetraviusmckay314 6 лет назад

Do elves have balls 😂😂😂

@elshemay1 6 лет назад

I'm South African and unfortunately farm killings are a horrific reality here Bill. My sister in laws parents were murdered on their farm and that was a few years ago - it is worse now. (we still don't want Donald to get involved, but on this point, you are wrong and TUCKER, whoever he is, is right). I'm sincerely disappointed that you made fun of a real situation without knowing more about the topic.

@danrion8839 6 лет назад

Actually if Trump stay for longer time then definitely everyone will be poor and market will be crash.

@cutzymccall7675 6 лет назад

"Cabinet meetings are now going to be held on visiting day." lolololol!

@neka5611 6 лет назад

Wow, first I've seen this up so quick 😂😂😂😂

@terpsicoreinspiration6074 6 лет назад

Why only Bill Maher has commented and joked about Manafort’s and Cohen’s guilt? I’ve been waiting for 2 weeks now and none of the late shows hosts have made a new show about this important events in the American justice system. All I see is reruns! Thanks Bill Maher for bringing this up!

@full__tilt 6 лет назад

The South African thing is actually not a conspiracy

@michaelr9600 6 лет назад

Playster absolutely right not a conspiracy just returning the stolen to the people that was stolen from. There is no genocide in south Africa try the United States.

@thomasf.9717 6 лет назад

@@michaelr9600 whataboutism! Yeah. Where exactly is the genocide in the United States?

@klarastern5597 6 лет назад

playster: well... the killing part IS a lie! And the rest is out of context! E.g. the decades of apartheit! But what ro expect of morons watching Fox and voting Trump... they are more the book-burning type...

@thomasf.9717 6 лет назад

the killing part is a lie? So there have been zero cases of white farmers being killed?

@riplittle 6 лет назад

Thoma F. lol It's the same average as any other citizen over there. Last year the numbers actually went down. Nice try though.

@rosehill9537 6 лет назад

I guess this is one way to drain that swamp...lol

@TheKaiTetley 6 лет назад

Go to town on Jeff Sessions! Is that a euphemism?

@patstart1316 6 лет назад

ANOTHER CLASSIC!! thank you Real Time with Bill Maher

@joryjones6808 6 лет назад

Well a white hole means entropy will decrease and that goes against the laws of physics (however they are still theoretically possible.)

@Aarzak 6 лет назад

As brilliant as always, you keep it real Bill!

@aries4378 6 лет назад

Bu-bu-but Qanon told me they haz da servers. DA SERVERS!!!

@looplu 6 лет назад

Do Elves have balls ? 😮 Priceless!!

@alexandervii98 6 лет назад

Because Trump talking without thinking like small kids who wants fighting everyone 😂😂😂

@rosesmith6925 6 лет назад

Had to Share this one. Bill is so on point. Crooks in the henhouse.

@maxxdahl6062 6 лет назад

Alternative first! lol

@jz4057 6 лет назад

Orange (Tuesday) is the New Black (Friday). 😂

@dannyjbrigs 6 лет назад

I generally think you are reasonable, but do research before you talk about South Africa because you couldn’t be more wrong.

@SirLangsalot 6 лет назад

You're argument is invalid

@SirLangsalot 6 лет назад

It is not a white genocide that is taking Place, it is the nurdering of selected white farmers, endorsed by the state.

@thomasf.9717 6 лет назад

@@farhan007 43 people dying, let's make fun of them because they're white!

@farhan007 6 лет назад

@@thomasf.9717 No, let's not call it genoocide and then try to transport that narrative to what could happen in the states. Do you know how many Rohingya deaths there have been? 10,000. So why hasn't the White House commented on that genoocide? What? You aren't going to comment about Rohingya deaths not being "funny"?

@farhan007 6 лет назад

@@SirLangsalot endorsed.by the state? How?

@sandycarter5300 6 лет назад

Pretty great Bill Maher stuff

@amandasunshine2 6 лет назад

This is the biggest "I told you so" since Cassandra warned people about Troy

@AdLangho 6 лет назад

I cant believe this country is in good shape and people are rooting against it.

@pompair 6 лет назад

Ha! Who's gonna be left to lock up Hillary. Epic! 😂😂

@lagaman11 6 лет назад

Brilliant episode!

@jamessmithe5490 6 лет назад

Beautifully written. I think Trump is on the way out.

@jasonhervey6067 6 лет назад

Zingers: "Orange Tuesday" and "even Pecker isn't standing firm" and "the white NFL players are going to start taking a knee" and "ask a guy named "Tucker" and "where are all the white holes" and "delete contact in phone" and (last but not least) "do elves have balls?" 😳😄😁😂😂😂😂😂

@pocketvenus47 6 лет назад

Joy, joy, and more joy to hear Bill

@dvandam9574 6 лет назад

Love you Bill

@01denese 6 лет назад

...and your CFO needs immunity.

@tednewcomb5271 6 лет назад

"Appear weak when you are strong " - "know your enemy" - Sun Tzu - hehehee ... laugh now - but keep laughing when the joke's on you -

@12spiderhider34 6 лет назад

Ok this is one of the best monologues I’ve seem

@patbrennan6572 6 лет назад

i hate seeing billy being so sad like this, i hope he gets over it soon . LOL...

@platosplatoon6873 5 лет назад

Farm killings are not a conspiracy Bill, leave your lovely neighbourhood and have a look for yourself

@shereemorgan1430 6 лет назад

The Keebler Elf, finally has a spine!

@rickbonamassa3045 6 лет назад

Good writing good delivery Bill

@janzasadil3901 6 лет назад

I just laughed so hard at the last joke it actually fixed my bad back :D And my balls probably ascended back up :D

@williamwanklyn9365 6 лет назад

Can't see your shoes, there , Bill. How 'bout the "love, its about the love" Bill.

@MarkArandjus 6 лет назад

"We're going to have the best people."

@lavernenewton6586 6 лет назад

As always, you are killing it Bill!

@gildadesousa5107 6 лет назад

Orange used to be my favourite colour I'm devastated.

@em-jaytaylor6743 6 лет назад

Did anyone else's mother warn them "that you are the company you keep."?

@magsbayou 6 лет назад

Note: Do not drink coffee while watching these skits...especially towards the end :).

@ThomasLMcCurdySr 6 лет назад

Attorney General Foghorn Leghorn speaks again. Old Marble Mouth! "I don't recall!"

@barbaraarndt5293 6 лет назад

Thanks Bill Maher.....I need a laugh!

@stereoroid 6 лет назад

Bill shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the situation in South Africa just because Trump commented on it. If not for Trump's comment, Bill wouldn't have heard about it at all. It's happening completely outside American politics, so looking at it through that lens is not a good idea.