Monster Trucks Movie Review/RANT

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What would January be without some truly shit films lining up its release schedule. Here's my "review" for "Monster Trucks." Enjoy :)
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@Daniel-bl7hu 7 лет назад

Really? Paramount? Really? Paramount? Really?! Paramount?! REALLY?! PARAMOUNT?!

@gadielgonzalez2755 6 лет назад

RRRRREALLY PARA FUCKING MOUNT!

@G.S.Productions Год назад

He should have done that at the beginning of this review.

@emcvideoproductions500 7 лет назад

Fun fact: This movie was actually shelved for nearly three years before they ever let it see the light of day. Pretty pathetic indeed.

@spalex9271 6 лет назад

The intros of these runts are so hilarious . Every single one of them

@astradon 7 лет назад

Did many of us knew it was gonna suck before it came out? I know I did.

@albatross4920 7 лет назад

the plot of this movie sounds a lot like the "90's kids befriend a baby sasquatch" film.

@pbm2324 7 лет назад

Is good to know that teens mixed with tentacles exist outside of hentai

@James-qk9ql 7 лет назад

11:48-12:29 when he talked about that it reminded me of Chris stuckmann's review of max steel were he talked about every time the main characters turns the tv on a karate movie plays

@dustwarewolf5532 6 лет назад

One thing you forgot to mention. The character is supposed to be in high school, and while it is not exactly uncommon for high schoolers in movies and television shows to be played by actors/actresses who are in their late 20s, they usually at least look like they could be in high school. This actor however is clearly way too old to be playing a character who is supposed to be in high school, even if he was held back a year or two or something like that.

@yeaok1177 7 лет назад

It's like if Galm and the Nostalgia critic had a baby

@eshaskepple5218 7 лет назад

It is January, the true Bullshit Month, after all.

@themillenialfalcon3392 7 лет назад

its 2017 why do movie makers insist on making bad movies?

@Will-ln1il 7 лет назад

sad part is that it wont even be the worst film of 2017

@kendallsilver2607 7 лет назад

William Duffy That title already goes to The Emoji Movie.

@skeltheshapeshifter2697 7 лет назад

It seems like the Emoji move's gonna be like Wreck-It-Ralph. It's about an emoji who wants to be another emoji. So rip off? Maybe.

@Pcuspy 7 лет назад

I grow to expect this from Nickelodeon

@destroyerblackdragon 7 лет назад

I hope a dogs purpose proves that not all January movies are crap.

@rejector7126 7 лет назад

And we all knew that this movie was going to be bad just by the trailer alone

@Neku628 7 лет назад

The thumbnail was hilarious especially with the character and BCG's matching reactions.

@captcrais101 7 лет назад

You forgot the problem is that the two leads, Lucas Till and Jane Levy are in their late 20s. They are too old to be high schoolers.

@KagaKusanagi 7 лет назад

Dang

@jacobm6110 7 лет назад

John Smith Wow.... like that's never happened before

@hertzwave8001 7 лет назад

As someone who is a car enthusiast the Trailers for Monster Trucks didn't catch my attention, I already knew it wouldnt be very good

@James-qk9ql 7 лет назад

Xerro No Vatimo same here

@Neku628 7 лет назад

Iron Giant had a similar plot but the characters were likable and you never wanted to see the kid and the robot separated or either one of them hurt or killed.

@ciaranmcloughlin7165 7 лет назад

I knew this film would be terrible the minute I saw the poster.

@chibi_jojo9000 7 лет назад

Norm of The North 2016. Monster Trucks 2017.

@nickjohnson1997 7 лет назад

SSJ Rose Sailor Chibimoon Either that, or... Norm of the North 2016 Bye Bye Man/Emoji Movie 2017

@Tenzima 7 лет назад

You pronounced the movie wrong, it's "Polar SCHEİßE!"

@Santouryu3 7 лет назад

I got a new nickname for Monster Trucks. It's called "Monstrousity TURDrucks"

@phantomblaze1602 7 лет назад

I knew it was gonna be horrible the first time I saw the trailer.

@joeyzapata6786 7 лет назад

This movie was the definition of career suicide.

@patriciadavis4211 7 лет назад

I generally had low expectations for this movie, considering it's a January release. And the trailer pretty much sparked a few red flags.

@matthewmiller7207 7 лет назад

More like ET TT. Extraterrestrial Tentacled Truck.

@kialencunnigan3249 7 лет назад

I lost it when he threw the book

@ironmaster6496 7 лет назад

ok not gonna lie i would actually watch a movie about criminals using monster trucks

@NeedForMadnessAuto 7 лет назад

*Films Company SHould Hire u for mistakes so they can improve themselves*

@Apocryphon453 7 лет назад

This movie was basically like Dukes of Hazard with Daleks.

@marlepeace9844 7 лет назад

I was already expecting it to be stupid, then I see this with the word RANT next to it and I'm just "yep... gotcha" Also... has anyone actually given you a fanmade BCG Cliche handbook yet?

@adventarchivist5789 7 лет назад

I know I'm not the only one who thought this film could of had potential with the premise. Maybe as a love letter to 80's films.

@destroyerblackdragon 7 лет назад

Did people really take this movie seriously. I thought it was gonna be balls to the walls insane with a premise that a 6 year old would come up with.

@destroyerblackdragon 7 лет назад

In January!

@turtleborn 7 лет назад

Pelcogo from what Ive heard its the 4 yr old son of one of the executives that came up with this dumb idea lol so yeah sounds about right

@destroyerblackdragon 7 лет назад

turtle born But maybe it would have been fun like Axe cop which was also written by like a 5 year old.

@gravityhero2227 7 лет назад

Creech looks like an octopus crossed with a manatee.

@kabedon4503 7 лет назад

I knew it. I knew it was ET with monster trucks the moment I saw the trailer just without emotion

@Tenzima 7 лет назад

We found this year's Polar Scheiße already, folks! Nice review Tonio.

@coker10 7 лет назад

The monster's head reminds me of a shark.

@craigmurray9573 7 лет назад

Me too.

@shimuradoku6273 7 лет назад

Its from Nickelodeon. What did you expect????

@nwilliams5883 7 лет назад

Yeah, to bad it was not a Nickelodeon type movie though. If it was kid corny, at least they would have liked it. Who takes a concept of Monster Trucks and try to make it somewhat serious. That was stupid.

@chrisflorez4383 7 лет назад

To be fair, directors going from Animation to Live-Action worked *somewhat* well for Brad Bird - The Incredibles to Mission Impossible GP

@DarthVader-ib7tl 7 лет назад

i literally thought in the intro it was the lawn mower making that sound, but i found out it was you make that sound.

@chibi_jojo9000 7 лет назад

Welcome to 2017.

@chowkeyo8127 7 лет назад

I want your book.....

@chowkeyo8127 7 лет назад

Kay? :3 Still want his book. I can use it to make and torture him with more rant worthy movies. WAHAHA >:3

@gadielgonzalez2755 6 лет назад

Me as well

@spencerleethefilmworldguy4220 7 лет назад

I want to see monster trucks so bad it's one of my most anticipated movies of this year

@tenny1958 7 лет назад

spencer lee don't let this dude talk you out of it, make up your own mind

@maxmantell5009 2 года назад

Lol when he says boring

@alamian7625 7 лет назад

A rant? This film is bad but really not so terrible that it deserves a rant.

@Brandon-oj1zt 7 лет назад

I knew it was going to suck ass when i saw that Fart gag on the commercial.

@bsinita_wokeone 7 лет назад

SmashBroFighter 45 me too i just knew it would suck. saw so many trailers🙈💩 and just decided to SKIP IT😄😅👎

@cenarules190 7 лет назад

Paramount took a $115 million writedown before it even came out. Shows the studios confidence behind the film :p

@ProvidenceRex 7 лет назад

Yay, I was mentioned!

@thealjohnsonshow2188 7 лет назад

5:52-5:55; 18:19-18:22 I swear, this has to be Tony's favorite word for bad movies.

@twilightopal7054 7 лет назад

You gonna review that animated movie SING?

@princeofstrongstyle6683 7 лет назад

The answer to your question in the description Tony?.... Bullshit Month 2.0

@Cross1C 7 лет назад

PrinceofStrongStyle9 v2 idk what the angle is

@fml94 7 лет назад

i cannot wait to buy that handbook

@timafterdark3759 7 лет назад

fml I'd pay $38-50 to buy it

@JadaCarlton 7 лет назад

Who actually thought that this movie was gonna be any good? Really?

@johnnyelbowsiowa 7 лет назад

Jada-Simone C Not me.

@fabriziolorenzo2392 7 лет назад

Oh, look, I got an ad for this.

@lovediva7526 7 лет назад

Fabrizio Lorenzo me too!

@deus3953 6 лет назад

Fabrizio Lorenzo I feel bad for you.

@Neku628 7 лет назад

Monster Trucks might work as a slasher film.

@MiXVoy 4 года назад

watch Rolling Vengeance

@TommyPezMaster 7 лет назад

Biggest rip-off I've seen is Free Birds. It felt like a Shark Tale wanna be because it centers around a self centered douchebag being friends w/ a dimwitted big guy and act all like Fanboy and Chum Chum and annoying people were ever they go. Speaking of Shark Tale, that's also the biggest rip off I've seen. It's basically South Park in the pallet of Finding Nemo with the voice acting of The Ripping Friends.

@robertmoulder6611 7 лет назад

Thomas Lopez, free birds was a rip off of chicken run

@xmanmartinez00 7 лет назад

Notification actually got me here fast and notified me quick actually ...wow ((:

@erainmartinez8175 2 года назад

Well this movie exist 0:02

@strawberrysilicon5534 7 лет назад

I knew this movie was going to be bad.

@filipinowhiteboy 7 лет назад

hehehe January has always been a shit month for movies.

@johnnymccraze 7 лет назад

Last year we got Norm of the North, this year we got this. I just hope that it garners less money than it cost to make, unlike Norm which (sadly) got like nine million dollars back. Hollywood needs to see that stupid and easy-to-churn-out films like this are not acceptable with how cinema is currently advancing. We want and deserve more engaging an entertaining experiences than this.

@filipinowhiteboy 7 лет назад

wonder if we will ever get any decent movies in January for once.

@jackiegonzalez6814 7 лет назад

filipinowhiteboy Kung fu panda 3.

@Jonathanest90s 7 лет назад

Really love watching your rants! Anyway did you see the finale of Regular Show? Unless you watch the show. But it was emotional!

@kevincubero2855 7 лет назад

JONATHAN PINZON I'm going to miss Regular Show 😢.

@cheesy124entertainment7 7 лет назад

Here's the thing, when I saw the posters for the film itself, I already knew right from the bat that this film is going to be a piece of shit and guess what, IT WAS!!!!!!

@captcrais101 7 лет назад

Some people did like Sleepless but I was not one of them.

@williamborenreyes 7 лет назад

It's still bad, but not the worst. Agree with your points.

@EdwardSanchezProductions 7 лет назад

Tony I feel so bad that you had to see this terrible movie but there is a good side of it we get a new rant video

@lenprt 7 лет назад

Hey Blackcriticguy. Are you going to watch and review *cough* M. Night Shyamalan's *cough* Split?

@monicameitin6942 7 лет назад

che guevara he already did my dude

@deus3953 6 лет назад

7:26 he looks so cute with that handbook.

@eugenefindit 7 лет назад

Cool. Cool. That's a nice review. But can I has a Your Name Review please. I could see this movie flopping from the very first time I saw the trailer. I need to see a review of something I saw and liked. Your Name is just right. Looking forward to it. ^_^

@shinchucky9011 7 лет назад

I would love to see what he is going to say about the emoji movie when it comes out😂

@HEARTOFAHERO456XL65 7 лет назад

I've been dieing for you to review MAXSTEEL

@richardwalker2881 7 лет назад

*grabs popcorn* don't forget underworld 5, xxx 3 and the last resident evil film, all of which come out of this month

@jimmymark4316 6 лет назад

I think it's cute, kind of father and son project, thing, you know!

@peanutsgamer8021 7 лет назад

thank you for my questions from the live chat.

@Moolers 7 лет назад

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say 90% of the people who are shitting on this movie didn't even see it.

@gadielgonzalez2755 6 лет назад

Why would we

@niaweston2598 7 лет назад

Are you going to review Hidden Figures?

@DeeRhoe 7 лет назад

Yeah, I'm still avoiding it like airborne aids.

@pbm2324 7 лет назад

By just looking at the thumbnail I know I can't watch this review around my mom lol

@erainmartinez8175 Год назад

I forgot this movie was a thing

@inkie_the_silly_squid 4 года назад

8:31 ironic cuz the movie does involve a tentacle monster lol

@theluckiesteh9058 7 лет назад

I think Chris Wedge's Career has been going down the shitter since Epic.....

@wiibrockster 7 лет назад

Alejandro Carbonell He made "Robots"? The Blue Sky Movie?

@theluckiesteh9058 7 лет назад

Blade The Bear Yeah! I loved Robots as a Kid! XD

@queendsheena1 7 лет назад

Love your review. Refuse to go see this movie. Nope, not with my money.

@dannyzee7009 7 лет назад

Monster Trucks has to be one of the biggest guilty pleasures I have seen in a long time. Definitely a bad movie but Nowhere near as bad as Polar Shit. In my opinion it was the literal definition of stupid fun :)

@bionicleanime 7 лет назад

and the worst movie of 2017 is.......... NOT THIS ONE! i'm predicting it's going to be Power Rangers. feel free to disagree or agree guys.

@bigbabysld 7 лет назад

waaay to early for worst of 2017, give it some time JUSTICE LEAGUE doesn't come out till later this year.

@milestrombley1466 7 лет назад

Transmorphers is another ripe movie of Transformers.

@calebcooper4587 7 лет назад

are you ever gonna review trolls? that movie made me cringe so much

@hunterjio419 7 лет назад

Is that poster behind you supposed to be Esdeath from Akame ga Kill? If it was a sub that sent you that large poster via fan-mail....talk about generous.