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Saison 1 episode 5 "Man's crisis" des excellents Monty Python. Enjoy!

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@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 10 месяцев назад
This entire sketch is a common hallucination British people experience when they accidentally drink coffee when they were expecting tea.
@justinhoschouer9494
@justinhoschouer9494 10 месяцев назад
A 1 day old comment on a 13 year old video, then I see it has over 100 likes.
@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 10 месяцев назад
@@justinhoschouer9494 Haha I never even noticed.
@goyzrus8830
@goyzrus8830 10 месяцев назад
@@justinhoschouer9494 we're FOOKED!
@ericyoungstrom3634
@ericyoungstrom3634 10 месяцев назад
The algorithm strikes again!
@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 10 месяцев назад
@@ericyoungstrom3634 Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god!
@leninvasco
@leninvasco 10 месяцев назад
"My husband, in comon with a lot of people of his age, is 50" was the best part
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
When she asked what to do about it I kept wanting to blurt out “wait a year”
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 6 месяцев назад
I am torn between that line and Mr Blimey being slapped with a chicken by a guy in full medieval knight's armour. Including the gentle stroking of the chicken before he starts slapping.
@ThePsho
@ThePsho 11 дней назад
That's one of my favorite things about Flying Circus. There's almost always a little hidden gem like that in every episode.
@ronigbzjr
@ronigbzjr 10 месяцев назад
Every Monty Python sketch ends after two minutes and then continues for at least another five.
@mauertal
@mauertal 10 месяцев назад
.....like your attention span, listening your wife talking about girlie stuff....
@Obsolete386
@Obsolete386 10 месяцев назад
@@mauertal Not often you encounter someone completely deranged on here
@mauertal
@mauertal 10 месяцев назад
@@Obsolete386 Thank you!
@dany1441
@dany1441 10 месяцев назад
And that is the best part,
@lastswordfighter
@lastswordfighter 10 месяцев назад
Furfag.
@lemonslice2233
@lemonslice2233 7 лет назад
I know how the Pythons avoided punchlines like the plague, but I couldn't help but laugh at Chapman's "Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?" the hardest. That man really packed a punchline!
@AnthonyCarrick
@AnthonyCarrick 6 лет назад
That was the only funny thing in the video...
@SpectatorAlius
@SpectatorAlius 6 лет назад
What? You really did not find it funny when the Customs Officer said "You couldn't smuggle a grease-proofed paper"?? He summarized briefly everything that showed how bad the smuggler was at his job --- and then made it clear how he himself could not do his own job either. That is funny.
@user-cl8oi4gu9y
@user-cl8oi4gu9y 6 лет назад
Hi Geller Bing residence
@calva141
@calva141 6 лет назад
La Bajon
@mizofan
@mizofan 5 лет назад
but 'ow about that punchline to the dirty fork sketch: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Z9VLwV48OHs.html
@madsclausen4028
@madsclausen4028 5 лет назад
"Sandwiches? Blimey, whatever did I give the wife!" So good.
@bobmclennan1727
@bobmclennan1727 10 месяцев назад
Fun trivia about this sketch: it originally ended with a cut to the officer's wife saying, "I don't know, but it's better than sandwiches," but the BBC made them cut it.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 10 месяцев назад
Blimey it is indeed, sir!
@AndyCigars
@AndyCigars 7 лет назад
I think about this sketch each time I go through airport security.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 лет назад
Yes, my vest is gently ticking.
@tonygrinney7115
@tonygrinney7115 10 месяцев назад
After watching this sketch it gave me the confidence to smuggle watches, cuckoo clocks etc.
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 10 месяцев назад
A watch smuggler, are you, Sir?
@AndyCigars
@AndyCigars 10 месяцев назад
@@pineapplepenumbra no...just vests.
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 10 месяцев назад
@@AndyCigars Those _special_ vests, Sir? Well, good luck with such noisy vests.
@bugologist2
@bugologist2 10 месяцев назад
"Speaking as a man in the street" *gets hit with a car * fucking gold
@tyronebrown8510
@tyronebrown8510 7 лет назад
well now I know where the TSA got their training from.
@Shadow77999
@Shadow77999 6 лет назад
Tyrone Brown wot
@sterlingpound217
@sterlingpound217 5 лет назад
TSA??
@ferrumignis
@ferrumignis 5 лет назад
Transportation Security Administration
@mrbanditoxyz
@mrbanditoxyz 5 лет назад
@@sterlingpound217 Thousands Standing Around
@jameslayman
@jameslayman 10 месяцев назад
"Must've been a vest going off" aged like my grandmother
@johnnyscott3698
@johnnyscott3698 10 месяцев назад
Scrolled too long for this comment
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
@@johnnyscott3698 Yeah, you’d think there would be more comments about the vest ticking.
@gammaphonic
@gammaphonic 8 месяцев назад
That fly buzzing around Palin when he can’t answer the question makes it so much funnier. I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but it makes the shot.
@matoko123
@matoko123 8 месяцев назад
I have a sneaking suspicion that the fly was not a trained actor and that it's being there was intentional only on the part of the fly.
@randomnickify
@randomnickify 5 месяцев назад
That's looks like a wasp and fact he is not freaking out impres me greatly :)
@ch420newsteam
@ch420newsteam 3 месяца назад
They 100% trained it. Where else would the shows budget go?
@mysterfrosty
@mysterfrosty 2 месяца назад
That's a wasp.......goin offf...@@randomnickify
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b 9 месяцев назад
The cop planting the evidence is an all time classic!
@ianbartle456
@ianbartle456 7 месяцев назад
'Enry Thatcher is more than likely a knowing nod to the notorious Norman Pilcher though he was a detective, not a uniformed cop. Paid up members of the counter culture would have known all about that conniving little scroat.
@FlipDahlenburg
@FlipDahlenburg 3 месяца назад
Ask most of the Beatles and Stones! @@ianbartle456
@lpsp442
@lpsp442 6 лет назад
This is a fantastic sketch precisely because of how un-Pythonesque it begins. An incompetent smuggler that can help blurting out his hare-brained schemes to a world-weary officer could be part of any basic midbrow comedy, but it just ramps up the tension until a roaring take-off of silly begins with the priest getting dragged off for a stripsearch and ending in Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop, Mrs..
@Seahorn_
@Seahorn_ 10 месяцев назад
There always those people who try to explain the video you just watched...........
@lauriecook2399
@lauriecook2399 10 месяцев назад
@@Seahorn_I would protest about the last comment, as I am 55 and live in a house where I am currently writing this letter Yours Mr Bagshot (Ms)
@AnonyMous-pi9zm
@AnonyMous-pi9zm 9 месяцев назад
@@lauriecook2399 I would protest about the last comment, as I am 25 and am writing from a car where I receive the BBC World Service. Sincerely, Mr Lyman Shithop (Mrs)
@jordkells
@jordkells 9 месяцев назад
@@AnonyMous-pi9zm As as semi-prolific semi-aquatic youtube commenter, I would like to protest that a certain paper bag of certain illicit substances is certainly absent of a certain sandwich. Cordially, Dr. Ms. Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien Sr. the Third (Esq.)
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 9 месяцев назад
Dear Elon Musk, I would like to complain of the way you have handled X (formerly Twitter), however, I refuse to go on the platform, so you will have to settle for reading my complaint here, on RU-vid, the only social media I use. As with most people my age, I am 50, but that's no reason to rebrand that dumpster fire of yours with the name of my generation. Haven't we suffered enough having spent our entire lives being abused by our Boomer parents? It's enough to make me long for the carefree days of my earliest years, spent playing next to my parents 1968 Harvest Gold Mercury Montego, the leaded gas fumes of her 351 Windsor V-8 filling my tiny pink lungs, and smoothing out the wrinkles in my impressionable gray matter. In any event, wht was I saying? Yours, etc., Mrs. Smith (not actually married)
@abhinavtiku4501
@abhinavtiku4501 5 лет назад
"People do." Monty Python could make even the shortest sentence possible funny.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 28 дней назад
those must be the people from maths tests
@Kyrieru
@Kyrieru 10 месяцев назад
I'm glad that people of every new generation will always be rediscovering Monty Python.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
Always look on the bright side of life.
@benediktjostingmeier2223
@benediktjostingmeier2223 7 месяцев назад
There are somw funny monthy python sketches but i didn't even smile once durinf thia whole thung
@FrankHeuvelman
@FrankHeuvelman 7 месяцев назад
Just like the old masters they will always be timeless.
@FrankHeuvelman
@FrankHeuvelman 7 месяцев назад
@@benediktjostingmeier2223 Find a good shrink and try to get over it.
@poopturds8757
@poopturds8757 6 месяцев назад
Yes!!! I'm 16 and i absolutely love it. my room is decorated with monty python things, hahah
@andiebrown7792
@andiebrown7792 5 лет назад
A vest that's ticking, that wouldn't get a laugh nowadays
@imageeknotanerd9897
@imageeknotanerd9897 5 лет назад
If anything, I think it would get *more* of a laugh nowadays.
@RattPoison80
@RattPoison80 5 лет назад
@@imageeknotanerd9897 hell no, the sjws could cry racism
@vonFisch
@vonFisch 5 лет назад
I don't see "sjw" or anyone else complaining about this kind of stuff, all I see is many people flipping their shit about some supposed "sjw" complaints which do not exist.
@Martsapso21
@Martsapso21 5 лет назад
Same here, there are only a few people complaining about political correctness and millions who are offended by them and need to go to their safe space... Oh the irony!
@Schwallex
@Schwallex 5 лет назад
Yeah for real. We *are* watching this skit now. And we *are* laughing about it. And we *are* calling retarded comments retarded, too.
@Blake_Stone
@Blake_Stone 6 лет назад
A ticking suitcase in the 1970s - it's one of those dratted watch smugglers! How much has changed. 4:37 - Oh no never mind, nothing has changed.
@Leon_der_Luftige
@Leon_der_Luftige 6 лет назад
Blake Stone I'm not an English, so could you explain why you fellas on your island apparently are so hostile against anyone abroad -even if it's one of your own guys?
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 лет назад
@@Leon_der_Luftige I mean, BLIMEY!, can't a man in a free Brexit land just eat his squirrel without being harrased by people from abroad or people reentering the sacred borders of our mosques and kebab factories?
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 8 лет назад
How did they know how things are done at Canada Customs?
@juliancollot7579
@juliancollot7579 7 лет назад
K August maybe they did research or traveled there
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 6 лет назад
Lumberjacks
@uranos9663
@uranos9663 6 лет назад
commonwealth i guess
@akvam9069
@akvam9069 5 лет назад
as long as you say your sorry, its okay...
@gamepocalypsegaming278
@gamepocalypsegaming278 5 лет назад
Toronto Pearson to be specific
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 6 лет назад
The look from Michael to John & back at 1:42 is great. For a split second there you see two comedy legends sharing a moment with glints in their eyes.
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 месяцев назад
Want to come back to my place? Yeah, alright.
@nicokilborncar
@nicokilborncar 7 лет назад
"I'm not in the street, you fairy!"
@firemarioproductions2003
@firemarioproductions2003 6 лет назад
Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street... WAAH!
@ia7051
@ia7051 6 лет назад
Uhh.... what was the question again?
@LeonardoBruno54
@LeonardoBruno54 5 лет назад
This line gets me every time.
5 лет назад
You do know why the UK is at the Intelectual level it is at yes?
@JohnyG29
@JohnyG29 Месяц назад
intellectual*
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 6 лет назад
What I love the most out of all of this, is the manky state of those stuffed animals.
@MikeGreenwood51
@MikeGreenwood51 10 месяцев назад
Don't say that about their Python Rabbit. It may seem a long way far across the borders. But rumours tell of rabbits at high speed over taking trucks, lorries and motor cycles on the M1 motor way.
@sunnysuryani5674
@sunnysuryani5674 9 месяцев назад
If they had a primate on there it would be quite the monkey state of affairs
@Quallenkrauler
@Quallenkrauler 7 лет назад
That cat needs to be confused.
@cuttle9901
@cuttle9901 7 лет назад
Confuse-a-Cat Ltd. is on it!
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 6 лет назад
Oh no, the Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile is on it! We charge cheaper prices and confuse cats an average of 5% more per attempt with only a 99.99% increase in mortality rates.
@jamesgrey13
@jamesgrey13 6 лет назад
Confuse-a-Cat Ltd and Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile fails to confuse cats thoroughly, according to a nationwide poll! Fishes-on-Wheels confuses cats with fully-trained and licensed fishes! We start with 5 goldfishes, and end with 3 puffer fishes! Those puffer fish go on to become 22 trout at the Trout Training College of the Northern End of My Backyard Pool! We then introduce those trout to the fine art of bassery by enrolling them in the "How to Become a Bass" class, which takes place at the Bass Training College of the Southern End of My Backyard Pool! Finally, after they've refined themselves down to 7 high-functioning bass, they become enlightened (literally) by growing lights and becoming about 886 angler fish! They take driver's ed, and learn how to find cats! After they find the cat... They confuse it... Thoroughly. After their job is done, they revert back into 3 puffer fish, and live the rest of their lives in the Atlantic Ocean!
@isaackim7675
@isaackim7675 5 лет назад
Mc Kra Right, cut the wisecrack, vicar. Get in the search room and strip
@joeround533
@joeround533 5 лет назад
I can't help saying "da dum da dee dee - nice shed you've got here" whenever I go through customs.
@tonygrinney7115
@tonygrinney7115 10 месяцев назад
"Hvae you got two sheds by any chance?"
@reformCopyright
@reformCopyright 3 месяца назад
@@tonygrinney7115 "No, I only have one, but a few years ago I was thinking about getting another one."
@My-Pal-Hal
@My-Pal-Hal 7 месяцев назад
I Love The Dead Parrot Sketch. Don't remember the clocks and duck though 😂 ... these guys were awesome 👍
@josephmifsud7279
@josephmifsud7279 10 месяцев назад
As a retired Maltese Customs Officer I love such sketches.
@davidf6326
@davidf6326 10 месяцев назад
A word or two of recognition is due for the fly handler, I feel. 04:15 That is branch of animal training that is all too often overlooked.
@frankshailes3205
@frankshailes3205 10 месяцев назад
A wasp, no less!
@thekinginyellow1744
@thekinginyellow1744 9 месяцев назад
As a flying insect wrangler, I appreciate this comment on behalf of myself and all of my colleagues in the trenches!
@davidf6326
@davidf6326 9 месяцев назад
@@thekinginyellow1744 😁
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 7 лет назад
he's like that friend who gets pulled over, and almost got away with a warning, had he just shut his trap.
@theonetruerobb4852
@theonetruerobb4852 5 месяцев назад
This is one of those Python sketches where I always suspect it's based on a real-life event covered in the British press that I wasn't privy to. Another one is the Air Force base sketch ("Nice base you got here, shame if something...happened to it...").
@michaelpaliden6660
@michaelpaliden6660 6 лет назад
Its like watching the TSA in real life
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
Only less pornographic.
@omerfarukcengiz7218
@omerfarukcengiz7218 9 месяцев назад
" for all I know, you could have bought these in London Before your trip" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 6 лет назад
I appreciate that Thatcher is a police officer who prepares his wife sack lunches. Very progressive.
@gilgamesh7055
@gilgamesh7055 5 лет назад
Ahead of the times, he was.
@lamrethal695
@lamrethal695 10 месяцев назад
@@gilgamesh7055 it really wasn't. It's incredible how distorted people's idea of that era was, smh
@kingofcards9516
@kingofcards9516 10 месяцев назад
Or just being a good husband instead of anything political?
@redbuck1385
@redbuck1385 7 месяцев назад
​@kingofcards9516 many people are politically against being a good husband, you know.
@cnf6045
@cnf6045 8 месяцев назад
That’s the sound of a customs agent who really hates paperwork.
@RamadaArtist
@RamadaArtist 5 лет назад
"I'm no racialist!" That's what they all say. Right before the suit of armor and the chicken catches up to them.
@MaverickChristian
@MaverickChristian 9 месяцев назад
So true. I've seen it happen too many times.
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 8 месяцев назад
The British version of a MAGA follower. 🐵
@totalrecone
@totalrecone 10 месяцев назад
Still inventive, absurd and hilarious after all these years.
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 10 месяцев назад
"I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!" "People do." lol
@ianbartle456
@ianbartle456 7 месяцев назад
More of Cleese riffing on the idea of the totally improbable being perfectly reasonable! He deadpanned such lines throughout his career to great effect. It helped that his imposing height and authoritative bearing made it sound like he was gaslighting his subject all the time, making their protestations sound absurd when in fact HE was being absurd himself.
@amoruzz
@amoruzz 10 месяцев назад
When Terry Jones comes on and announces his animal guests to discuss the sketch, that did it. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 месяцев назад
It's a pity they didn't come up with some qualifications for those animals (with a PhD in..., a respected expert from the Civil Service, etc).
@numbtee8478
@numbtee8478 6 лет назад
My childhood in so many moments....loved this show....remembered so well....made me
@MSCViolin
@MSCViolin 7 лет назад
That's a nice shed....I might consider getting a second one.
@bunberrier
@bunberrier 7 лет назад
Is it you, Jackson?
@jimbrownza
@jimbrownza 5 лет назад
You planning on writing a symphony?
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 10 месяцев назад
Then you'd be MSC "two sheds" Violin.
@pavelgl5926
@pavelgl5926 10 месяцев назад
After 13 years it's finally time for RU-vid to recommend this to me :)
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 7 месяцев назад
i never knew comedy was such gold back in the past
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 месяца назад
Better then, than now. Save for Rowan Atkinson. RIP, Rik Mayall.
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 4 месяца назад
@@craigkdillon who on earth is rik, old people are a boring topic so i don't care but i want to say i don't have the same opinions as you
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 месяца назад
@@hafplace1346 Anyone ever teach you to google??
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 месяца назад
@@hafplace1346 You watch Monty Python, which is way before Rik Mayall. Make up your mind.
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 4 месяца назад
@@craigkdillon no actually, i found this on the recommended page of youtube and decided i'm bored enough to watch it
@runawayinfo4mant603
@runawayinfo4mant603 5 лет назад
God I miss the old comedy..... at 50 years of age... it seems like only yesterday I was watching these as a kid. I haven't watched Television since M.A.S.H. went off the air. Times are changing.
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 лет назад
I am 64 and you have missed dozens of great Sit-Coms over the last 15 years....
@linkfreeman1998
@linkfreeman1998 3 месяца назад
​@@Isleofskyeleave him as is. When we eventually gone, those things aint gonna help us escape death.
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 3 месяца назад
@@linkfreeman1998 But at 69 I know they are going to enhance his/her life experience as every second counts ,more than ever.
@daviddryden8088
@daviddryden8088 7 месяцев назад
I like all Python sketches...even the bad ones.
@NelsonClick
@NelsonClick 9 месяцев назад
The Smuggler is my favorite Python sketch. It's chunky and has rhythm. Many little jokes that build up to not one but two punchlines. Cleese admired Palin and always came to life when they did sketches together. Cleese only tolerated Chapman and still subtlety disparages him to this day.
@KnightKostas
@KnightKostas Месяц назад
What? Where do you base that Cleese disliked Chapman? And "berates him to this day"? His dead friend and co-worker? Are you sure you haven't got that mixed up or something?
@muffassa6739
@muffassa6739 10 месяцев назад
I used to watch this program with my Mother we loved Monty Python ❤ ♥ 💙 😍 💜 sadly she's gone now RIP dear mom. But now I share these videos with my children.
@Skans-Gustav
@Skans-Gustav 9 месяцев назад
Just imagine a time when Big Brother didn’t already know where you had been or if your credit card had already bought a load of watches in Switzerland.
@Hoople57
@Hoople57 5 лет назад
Humor and what we think is funny changes and evolves over time. I'm 62 and remember thinking Monte Python was hilarious and I still do, but it's different now.
@kaiyotee2475
@kaiyotee2475 10 месяцев назад
Humor now be like ẞ ËĒ S 3 CHÛRGER
@roymarshall_
@roymarshall_ 8 месяцев назад
​@@kaiyotee2475lol that was good
@lisaschuster9305
@lisaschuster9305 6 лет назад
35 spanish watch producers disliked this video.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
Every resident of Zurich, Spain? Wow
@AngelofDeath1431
@AngelofDeath1431 9 месяцев назад
"DOCTOR...MY BRAIN HURTS"! Solid freakin' gold!!!
@michstockholm1164
@michstockholm1164 10 месяцев назад
The custom officer, the watch smuggler, and the panel of experts. - Monty Python
@richardgates7479
@richardgates7479 8 лет назад
I wonder how much they had to pay the fly?
@NuisanceMan
@NuisanceMan 7 лет назад
The fly stole the show!
@thesilencer1969
@thesilencer1969 7 лет назад
Nothing . The fly wasn't Union !!
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 5 лет назад
Nothing. The fly was "open" to it already.
@alackofcaring9662
@alackofcaring9662 7 лет назад
the last second just killed me. amazing stuff
@user-jz1ui8mw3x
@user-jz1ui8mw3x 10 дней назад
I'm french and a real fan from English sense of humor .... 😂 Monty Python are the best .... ❤😅
@jesusbermudez6775
@jesusbermudez6775 6 месяцев назад
Excellent series. Every sketch makes me laugh for hours.
@fullanalysis93
@fullanalysis93 6 лет назад
"Yours, etcetera, Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs.)" I can't breathe :D
@jeniferjoseph9200
@jeniferjoseph9200 5 лет назад
Marcus Aurelius I'm surprised a stoic like you is watching a comedy show
@Brian.001
@Brian.001 7 лет назад
Watches, not watch's.
@Epiales333
@Epiales333 7 лет назад
The watches own him.
@jjakesquid
@jjakesquid 7 лет назад
watch not watches
@brainsfordinner7196
@brainsfordinner7196 7 лет назад
Holy Moly I think you are right given the context, but if you were talking about a certain watch that was being smuggled then you could talk about that watch's smuggler.
@Torvinoid
@Torvinoid 7 лет назад
Brains for Dinner Actually this would take us into an interesting part of language, the grammatical structures known as voices :) Usually you speak in an active voice (the man smuggled the watches), but in this case you'd be speaking in what is known as the passive voice (the watches were smuggled by the man). Basically switching out the subject and object of a clause! Isn't that fascinating? /s
@nobodysalterego2832
@nobodysalterego2832 6 лет назад
Shouldn't it be "watch smuggler"?
@91rummy
@91rummy 6 месяцев назад
I have been searching for this sketch for more than a year 😂
@bscusupreme
@bscusupreme 3 дня назад
3:02 Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar! Get in the search room and strip! One of the funniest lines in the entire sketch! 😂
@GS195
@GS195 6 лет назад
I died when his suitcase started ringing and ticking. 🤣😂😆
@MatildaV1980
@MatildaV1980 9 месяцев назад
The clock smuggler is hilarious 😂
@bobareeniobobareenio2935
@bobareeniobobareenio2935 8 месяцев назад
That ringing alarm clock is a joke from an Abbott & Costello movie called : “The Time Of Their Lives”. I highly recommend it. Such a wonderful movie .
@nerdnam
@nerdnam 10 месяцев назад
Michael Palin does a fine job co-acting with a fly or bee.
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 10 месяцев назад
It was Eric the half-a-bee. :P
@johnross1947
@johnross1947 5 лет назад
This is why these guys are the best.
@damotoneko1500
@damotoneko1500 6 лет назад
That day a smuggler found out honesty is the best policy. Nice sketch XD
@Ming1975
@Ming1975 10 месяцев назад
Oh! I remember that knight slapping people with the rubber chicken 😂
@robertkroberjr.157
@robertkroberjr.157 9 месяцев назад
I remember watching Monty Python on WQED (Ch. 13) in Pittsburgh, when I was a kid. This was pre - cable. When there were 5 channels. Good times!
@tommyhaynes521
@tommyhaynes521 7 лет назад
That was so funny I had to pause it so I could breathe
@06pag
@06pag 5 лет назад
I think the cat was confused.
@miropribanic5581
@miropribanic5581 9 месяцев назад
shockingly modern...police brutality (the "customs officer"), but also the Constable that tries to deposit "certain substances" in the suspect's home...that is exactly what some police officers have done to innocent car drivers in the US: smuggling stuff into the cars, finding it, reporting the driver and causing all kind of mayhem in the aftermath
@devilvocano420
@devilvocano420 7 месяцев назад
Ive listened to all your songs and this one is my favourite one so far 😊
@dylanisraelian901
@dylanisraelian901 5 лет назад
just sit back and drown in the sheer montypythony of it all
@Raven4508
@Raven4508 5 лет назад
Rik Mayall definitely modelled his character in The Young Ones on John Cleese's ' blimey character...
@lukacunningham342
@lukacunningham342 9 месяцев назад
I just realized that the reason the guy didn’t want to be known visiting Switzerland is because that’s where all the clocks are made😂
@steffanhoffmann
@steffanhoffmann 3 месяца назад
I see lots of comments here, admiring it. Some comments, highlighting its uniqueness. Others perplexed that British people are funny. I can assure them, that Monty Python's humour, represented a new generation of satirists. The legacy of which, is "all over the place" now. Thanking you for the video 👍 Salutations, from Kensington and Chelsea; in London. 🇬🇧
@cnrspiller3549
@cnrspiller3549 10 месяцев назад
I see now where Ade Edmondson got his anarchic voice: John cleese, the squirrel eater.
@Ulfnarr
@Ulfnarr 10 месяцев назад
4:24 how to successfully become the seventh python, even for a brief moment. ladies and gentlemen: the bug
@jonathon5075
@jonathon5075 6 месяцев назад
The police sketch was genius
@sdwriter2626
@sdwriter2626 2 месяца назад
“That come out a bit glib, didn’t it, sir?”
@andrewsobek2386
@andrewsobek2386 6 лет назад
And believe it or not, there's actually idiots that act like the smuggler...
@1classikai
@1classikai 5 лет назад
“I’ve smuggles bombs, cameras, etc., you name it, I’ve smuggled it!!” “You’re not a real smuggler. Move along.” “Poor fellow, I think he needs help.” “Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar, get to the search rooms and strip.” Tbh that sounds just like something US customs would do
@rockinrobinn
@rockinrobinn 3 месяца назад
aww he tried so hard to do a good job bless him
@HopeisAnger
@HopeisAnger 9 месяцев назад
It wasn't satire. It was prophecy.
@cuttle9901
@cuttle9901 7 лет назад
.........why did the knight smack him with a chicken....?
@crazy808ish
@crazy808ish 7 лет назад
Because chickens are one of the best things to smack people with. And he needed to be smacked. By that knight. Would have been better if it still had a full suit of feathers on, though. The chicken. Not the knight.
@voodoochild1975az
@voodoochild1975az 6 лет назад
Because the laws of nature, nay, the very fabric of reality demanded it
@thrashpondopons2776
@thrashpondopons2776 6 лет назад
So what was he SUPPOSED to smack him with???
@Eleventhearlofmars
@Eleventhearlofmars 6 лет назад
Thrashpondo Pons a baseball bat?
@chrisnelmes6090
@chrisnelmes6090 6 лет назад
Why not?
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 5 лет назад
_"I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!"_ _"People do!"_ lol
@David-sl2vo
@David-sl2vo 9 месяцев назад
The hand movements are great
@brynjarhoff-lr6hw
@brynjarhoff-lr6hw 10 месяцев назад
This two gentlemen…thank you for beeing you
@E100Omega123
@E100Omega123 5 лет назад
6:00 when the cop checks your car
@rascalferret
@rascalferret 8 лет назад
door's open... oh, yeah
@voltmatrix1250
@voltmatrix1250 7 месяцев назад
The knight is the best character in all of Monty Python
@stevenbrucci
@stevenbrucci 3 месяца назад
Wow! I've never seen/heard ANY of these! The animal panel provides excellent context!!
@rejmons1
@rejmons1 5 лет назад
They were real badasses! They did this and did not burst out laughing. It's truly proof of being the tough guys...
@ScreamingScallop
@ScreamingScallop 8 лет назад
4:38 So THAT's where we Americans got it from...
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 6 лет назад
And the Brexiteers.
@SoulessNinja
@SoulessNinja 6 лет назад
Yeah, those type of people voted for Hillary.
@goodwolfbadwolf2844
@goodwolfbadwolf2844 5 лет назад
Juno - whilst the “I’m no racialist, but” Gumby’s of the USA voted for Trump.
@randymarsh2234
@randymarsh2234 5 лет назад
Nilguiri -_-
@nottherealpaulsmith
@nottherealpaulsmith 5 лет назад
when the joke that was supposed to be about you goes right over your head
@billyzocwee5128
@billyzocwee5128 6 месяцев назад
Love how the other chess player just nudges the bag to the side
@Otis151
@Otis151 10 месяцев назад
The duck makes some good points. Certainly something to consider.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 9 месяцев назад
Back then I would have agreed, but after hearing what lizard did to Spock I’m not so sure.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks 10 месяцев назад
Bravo to you, you seem to be the only uploader of mp sketches who doesn't cut off the end bits. Or the naughty bits.
@fredflintstoner596
@fredflintstoner596 10 месяцев назад
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 месяцев назад
FRASER: So buck up your ideas all of you, and remember my name is Fraser, Fraser, spelt B-A-S-T-A-R-D. VERGER: That’s not really how you spell it is it?
@suepringle6642
@suepringle6642 25 дней назад
I'll try to be awake enough to hear you videoing me..... but no guarantees. but hope will spring eternally
@scottl.1568
@scottl.1568 9 месяцев назад
Bloody brilliant!
@maxgill8856
@maxgill8856 7 лет назад
4:37 is a bit too relevant at the moment
@alfieflowers8738
@alfieflowers8738 6 лет назад
Max Gill they shouldnt be allowed back, im no racialist but to be honest if theyre not keen enough to stay here, why should we let them back... AT THE TAXPAYERS EXPENSE?!
@fallingcrane1986
@fallingcrane1986 5 лет назад
Ah yes, the man in shining armour beating people with squirrels is what we truly need to bring this world together
@virginiaconnor8350
@virginiaconnor8350 5 лет назад
My phone You Tube doesn't list the time intervals. Do computers?
@viorelpiscanu9425
@viorelpiscanu9425 10 месяцев назад
British humor at its Best 😂
@JenniArmstrong
@JenniArmstrong 7 месяцев назад
it's amazing how all these folks still exist in the UK and the US.
@NevadaBoss
@NevadaBoss 3 месяца назад
One of the great nights of my life was when i saw Cleese and Idle live together..two of the fathers of modern comedy. Have to go now..my head hurts, know what I mean, nudge nudge?
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