MORE ROBOT DOG | OfflineTV Podcast #27 

imagine you drive by this house visiting a friend or something and you just see a robot dog out front with a gun, a taser, and raid shadow legends written across the side

A Robot Dog armed with Nerf-Miniguns, a beer-pissing module, a high-resolution cam, a Tazer , a tracking unit and a Ribbon that can talk to you ........ lovin it

Otv: "are u being mindful of spending?" Also Otv: *$100K ROBOT DOG REEEEE*

Michael *has girlfriend who wants to be a voice actor* Also Michael: Let’s hire a voice actor for my robot dog

The fact that toast actually has furniture in his room now 😂

"It is a running joke in the OTV house to pronounce words incorrectly." Sykkuno joining OTV confirmed.

No time stamps after an hour since release? Probably do it when I get back to home. 0:00 Intro 0:43 Lily getting real fake mustache 1:56 Would you pay $40 for one day shipping? 3:35 How does OTV spend their money on food? 5:45 Does Elon Musk make his own breakfast? 6:17 How did Warren Buffett mange his diet? 7:54 If OTV members have billions of dollars, how would they decide what to eat? 11:22 Would lock your money for 10 years for 15% earn every year? 15:24 What would you do for 10 millions of dollars? 18:17 LilyPichu, Scarra and Yvonnie on Riot Game Tournament Triathlon. 22:18 Michael’s stream is skyrocketing ft. Drill Chan. 25:54 Robot Dog is coming. 38:00 the greatest DND sessions ever. 46:06 Toast on Love or Host 49:30 Ryan Higa and Rae got flamed on subreddit.

They need to add a basket on top of the Boston dynamic dog for temmie to ride it, with a comfy seat and a treat dispenser, then set it up to wander the house and if temmie barks it stops moving.

Toast's ideal woman: big toddy goth house mommy

Boston Dynamics: Can't harm other peoples! Michael: sad tazer noises...

If Michael wasn't going to take over the world before. Having like 4 robot dog's is gonna help him take over the world

"If i had a billion dolars i would pay someone to decide what I want to eat"! you all need to get out of that house

Bruh they weren't kidding when they said poki's room was large... Toast fitted a tv,a couch and it still looks spacious

i remember back when toast was playing HS sometimes he'd be like "i'll give you the win if you just emote in this pattern" and they do it proving their stream sniping-ness

1:30 Scarra: We arent sponsored yet so you cant say that. Twitch: *Laughs in Amazon*

Michael: piss beer lily: $75,000 decoration

"If they intrude they are not people anymore" - scarra 2020

All these comments about how early they are and all I can think of is that's where the Elon Musk tweet came from.

Scarra: I think we gonna do pretty well Reality: THEY DID NOT AT ALL!

Everyone: normal looking room Toast: literally has a living room at his room.

anyone notice how toast has furniture now, the girls really helped him out in the previous stream LMAO

Yes bois we did it we survived another week of waiting

Scarra: "its all about that balance, right." The words you can say in any group or situation, and eveyone will nod along and agree

The offlinetv podcast playlist is backwards so you can’t just have them play in order

Scarra: It can be our guard dog. It has facial detection... Michael: Facial detection? I prefer Racial detection!

I like how the podcast came out early enough that I can watch it before D&D

Ok, if you do a security forgot dog, you HAVE to give it Big Smokes voice. "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!"

Time to trow in valorant because I'm listing to this podcast Edit: first game my team surrendered Edit: Second game I lost and in the middle of the game my chiar broke Edit: My chiar is now fixed

Literally went to check for second episode of DnD and it just went live. Toast is an absolute genius

I'm sad to hear the stigma around D&D still goes strong even with how massively popular it's become recently. Scarra raised a good point about how it's tough for him to get into something with massive and limitless potential, but I'm my 3 years of DMing and being a part of the D&D community, I've been hard pressed to find someone whose worth their salt have that happen to their players. There is something to be said about a good DM transforming the game into something magical and I hope that the DM they have for their campaign can do that for them.

Toast: If you had 10 million dollars what would would you use it for. Michael: I would get 50 robot dogs and make them all dance simultaneously.

When Michael said, 'every year you get 15% of a pomeranian', i laughed so hard.

18:44 when the depression hit

Toast: have you been more mindful of your spending? Me: look at my receipt from 100t and cries

It's 3 AM here and I just finished Love or Host with Toast and now the podcast was uploaded. I guess I'll be sleeping at 4 AM 🤷‍♂️

Scarra: I have more money than I know what to do with Also Scarra: Robot dog price tag go brrrrrr

them talking about having a personal chef while I eat my instant ramen is a mood.

Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left me.

Robo dog starts at 26:00

32:36 Micheal be like: Facial detection? Nah, I prefer racial detection

Perfect scenario: Lily: it is what it is. The rest: It is what it is!!

Listening to OTV Podcasts while doing school work is the best! I work more efficiently and helps to always keep a positive mood whenever you want to I've up. Thank you OTV fam!

I wouldn’t want a professional cook I want to serve professional cooks bad food and make them compliment it

Robot Dog that screams when it bumps into things, voices by Lily once again

robot dog right after peeing beer in your cup; (ice cube voice) "want ice?", saying yes makes robot dog poop ice in your cup.

Scarra is a damn Chad,he shuts everyone at the stream sniping argument with "Just get good lol!"

You could just see in lily"s eyes that she got hurt when they said D&D is for losers :((( LOL

Does Michael Reeves know about the Unitree A1? It's the closest affordable alternative to Spot!

48:40 It was Fed from that pocky kiss drunk stream, glad he purposefully chose not to mention his name tho

I say that you get Corpse to voice it and have it walk around saying waddup baby and reading you horror stories

i just did what Toast said .. when i saw this PD posted i checked the time and it was PERFECT b4 DND Thanks dude

Every time someone gets a big donation, spot navigates to their room and dances. Prominently displaying all the proud sponsors of OTV.

This episode should’ve been named STONKS

Toast: Its something i could never get into because its kinda kinda cringy" Lily: NO ITS NOT

6:27 I thought Michael said he eats a small child every day and was like WHAT!?

I used to have a teacher who would be me and our friend’s DM and he wouldn’t be like the stereotypical teacher, if we did something wrong he had no remorse which made him one of the best DM’s I’ve had

Toast got me I just tuned in for Lily's DnD stream after watching the end of the podcast😂😂😂

Do you think toast has said "he's a stream sniper" when they're playing valorant off stream?

I was about to nap. Guess I'm watching this then DnD

17:00 I like how Michael panicked

10:00 is why I love Scarra

I would buy a company that catches shrimp, I’d buy a shrimp restaurant business and buy a chef to make me an endless amount of shrimp

Timestamps: Idk it just got uploaded 12 seconds ago...

22:38 "Michael's just in a rocketship that he made, and it's like 'to the moon' "

scarra is lying about not kissing a guy he kissed fed

Micheal is seriously trying to make a killer robot

Ah okay so this explains lilys tweet

With the robot dog you wouldn't have to go all the way to your door to get Ubereats

I predict that in 2021 the OTV house will have at least one robot dog in it

According to Masamune Sakaki, a CG creator in the anime industry, an average 13-episode anime season costs around 250 million yen (or $2 million). ez anime for lily

When lily said the mustache wasnt real i was confused bc all this time i thought it was just a mustache made out of cardboard

There is also another much cheaper robot dog called the A1, it smaller, can carry 11 pounds and most importantly, can do backflips

15% every year for 10 years is insane! By the end of the 10 years you wil have more than quadrupled your money

Anyone else sense the tension when toast started talking about his wife cooking? 😂

Scarra: "it could have like, facial detection" Me immediately: Nah, I prefer racial detection

Toast setup is evolving

Will everyone please make sure to check in on Lily in case Reeve's, in his ever complex lust for power, feeds her to his robot dog?

Boston Dynamics: Purposely doesn’t tell Michael if robot dog he can stand on 3 legs for him to piss Michael: I’m inevitable

I feel like they have to buy the dog now because they’ve talked so much about it

I think for dnd, it's important to say that you can do anything you want "within reason". Saying you can do ANYTHING, as Scarra says overwhelms the player, so it's good to set boundaries and give the player a push in the right direction

ONEEEE HOURRRRR , JUST 1 , IT NNEEEEEEDDSSS TO BE LONGET PLEASEE

Professional chef's food < Mom's food

I love how the boy-talk basically boils down to business matters. Also, I agree with Scarra when it comes to videogames. I would prefer a game that is actually structured than a game with so much open creativity that there's no grand design. I appreciate clear objectives to achieve. Also, for that bit about stream snipers, you get dogpiled if you can complain about it because I'm positive that 80-90% of the viewers think it's acceptable because it's 'troll' and 'for the lulz.' In other words, this is an aspect of stream culture which the people think should be a part of the culture. So, good luck pulling that rotten tooth out.

Watching this while I eat cup noodles really made their point on money-food relationship for me.

Michael: "piss in this cup" The dog: 👁👄👁

Just wait till a news article says : Boston Dynamics Dog used for Shooting a Burglar

Waiting for timestamps

i swear to god lily if the real moustache isn't up to scratch ill be sorely disappointed. Satisfactory thickness is needed pls thanks.

hey michael, you should make a robot that "relocates" 1.5 million armenians

12:30 We have something similar in Norway called BSU (roughly translated to Housing savings for "young people") where you can put in up to 3K per year until you are 33 years old. The interest is 5.6 % and you get 20% off on taxes. Though you can only use the money to pay for a housing solution.

All this time spent talking about robo dog, they're paying off the cost of robodog before they even bought it

Robot Dog be swagging as security until the robbers bring EMP.

poggers

Know how toast is investing 10 mil. Know how robot dogs cost 100000? 100 robot dogs. I rest my case

Robot dog What is my purpose You piss the beer Oh my god

A home cooked meal once a week is 10x time better, and restaurant food everyday. It more personal

Toast: "What is the most time/money-efficient way to have food?" A slave. Or better yet, trick a cook streamer/RU-vidr to join OfflineTV.

omg, that ending with michael was perfect

It kind of pisses me off whenever I hear Toast talks about how he wishes for a house wife. I’m not sure what sort of background he has had and have no clue how he was raised but hearing him say I want to marry someone who will cook for me is kind of irritating to me.

If toasts idea of a video game triathlon actually happens, Riot could call it Triot Games