Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable. Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college. And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades. Tis life.
@@campcamptrash9517 don't blame yourself, teens sleep more than adults and children and also have more difficulty to sleep early. It doesn't mean you are simply lazy.
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
She has to wear make-up all the time. The only reason they are together is their looks. So they have to keep that up. That's the only thing they have in common. Also of course for this unrealistic video lol.
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
This is pretty much every self-help guide I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich. Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
@@Cyrx686 They all are lol, no one wakes up like this it's BS. the slippers are probably fake for the video, even if i was a trillionaire i wouldn't waste a dime on expensive branded SLIPPERS lol ffs i'd rather just give someone that money instead if i could just burn it like that lol also the houses themselves are probably just airbnb's they rented out cause no one's house where they actually live and keep all their possessions is that clean all the time especially not those of bachelors
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
@@Jen-lq1mp True normally people get up at 6 am and head out for work at 6:30 if I'd do all that shit like meditating and sport in a morning routine I would need to get up at 4:30 it is fking dark at that time
@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
Me too because it works. 😂 Do it, with dry paper at first and then wash your face. It works better since sebum consists of lipids and it is somewhat immune to water.
i actually shower more lol. sounds disgusting but school gives me no time to shower. i haven’t shaved in four months though, who tf is gonna see my gorilla legs anyway?
So... Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) wanna'bees vs the guy who twinged my gaydar being the MOST MASCULINE and "Real"... Loved it!!! BTW, That guys wife may want to sleep with one eye open. Just saying...
I thought the guy with the lemons was going to squeeze them into his eyes because beast mode or whatever lol Edit: Y'all may call him "Dr. Mike" but he will forever be "the guy with the lemons" to me.
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on RU-vid while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
