He's romancing you And chancing his arm He'll be here Smiling on time He's romancing you And chancing his arm He'll be here Smiling on time Roy's keen oh Roy's keen Roy's keen oh Roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner Back up the ladder Into each corner Dunking the chamois Just think of the goodwill The ladder's a planet Roy is a star, and I am a satellite (But that's alright) He can hold a smile for as long As you require (even longer) He can hold a smile for as long As you require (even longer) Roy's keen oh Roy's keen Roy's keen oh Roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner Back up the ladder Into each corner Dunking the chamois Just think of the goodwill The ladder's a planet Roy is a star, and I am a satellite I will be set alight Don't say you'll hold it steady Then you let it go Don't say you'll hold it steady Then you let it go Oh... You're up the ladder Into each corner Foot in a bucket We trust you to wreck it Even when it's under your nose Well, you just can't See it, can you? Well, it's here Right under your nose And you just can't See it, can you? La la la la... Roy's keen, Roy's keen La la la la... Roy's keen, Roy's keen La la la la... Roy's keen, Roy's keen La la la la... Roy's keen, Roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner Oh... La la la la..
I am so sad that it's not on the new edition of maladjusted! I think it's Murphy's Law but I miss this one and the entirety of World Peace is none of your Business from Spoti! :(
Ahhhh, the 90s - when Morrissey was both saving and ruining my life in equal measure at the exactly the same time. Glad to have sobered up from him, but the memories endure