Hey everyone! Thank you so much for 10K+ subs! I was planning to make this stocktale parody video as soon as I got 10k subs. But it was harder than I expected and I had to make all the pictures/poses.(And yeah it's extremely longer than the previous ones) And it is a first time that I make a video in a different style. So.. I made it after several days. + It won't be included in meme series. It's so long. Some Tyrion parts are needed to be deleted due to some policies. I'll do my best as I always did. Thank you guys! And I will try with this style later if you guys love it Music list. 1. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qEvxbJROGuQ.html 2. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1fz_xsHzSvQ.html 3. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lUTr1X-6sbg.html 4. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_1j_vKBdjsc.html 5. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--LYB7iLZNWE.html 6. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hRAiBoM8Da0.html 7. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3CS93CdMv_E.html 8. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NFvwTKzWrLg.html 9. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RBnYGYa6l3M.html
Because GW wanted to end the setting. Seriously, the players in the official End Times campaigns kept playing Order races and beating Chaos so GW had to basically just go "No, Chaos wins" and BOOM Archaon victory and end of world. Total BS.
Tyrion: The curse is in my veins. I must reject the call of widowmaker Alarielle: OOOOH shiny, look what I found everyone! Nakai and Chaos: Goooood. Bring it to me.
Honestly the Aracheon part is a perfect analogy for chaos in general. You think it’s just gonna be an army of Men, High Elves, and The French. But then SURPRISE Ikit Claw drops a nuke on you because he realized Friendship is more important. Meanwhile the Dwarfs and Greenskins are busy playing happy slaps with each other and the Dark Elves and Lizardmen do nothing of importance cause their side of the map is forgotten unless you are going for a long campaign victory or you choose to start on that side of the map. Also Settra, Settra is there. (And for those thinking I am over exaggerating, I would like you to know that this was basically my campaign with Ikit Claw, just with slightly less French people cause I wanted that lovely beach side property.)
On the other side of the map, either Morathi and the cult of pleasure is turning Ulthuan into a brothel or Tyrion grabs the sword of khaine and goes feral on everyone.
Fecking dark elves, never actually relevant in my campaigns unless the just happen to meet me out of dumb luck, then proceeded to burn down my port city in my starting Provence, because they’re pricks, and they *always* own all of north America, so they’re str. Rank one, and dec war on me for no reason from the other side of the planet Earth.
It’s true, it takes forever to do anything but when you get going Arkhan is extremely fun, you just squish people with your Sphinx or suck the life out of the enemy lord as Arkhan
Arkhan's kinda made to die. It's a shame when literally everyone else in your DLC is gunning for you when you got lizardmen burning the world from both ends just to reunite with each other
Nah, doing Beastmen+Skaven is the optimal way. You have an ally who doesn't mind chaos corruption - it actually helps their public order - and two start near a skaven LL.
@@da_BemBem yep the ignoring chaos corruption is nice, but also the fact that skaven are fine with colonizing ruined settlements straight up to tier 5 once they've got their under-empire going makes the synergy even better! (i still don't know if i'd want to be the beastmen player though......)
Ok, to summarise. -Franz and Louen fight over marienburg while Gelt is doing Gelt stuff -Vampire coast wins -Wulfrik tries to invade bretonnia but runs out of money and fucking dies. -Ikit nukes the everliving shit out of bretonnia, tilea and estalia before nuking himself aswell -Lord kroal casts a spell, winning in the process -Grimmgore Iromhide, Wurrzag the great green prophet, Queek Headtaker and Deathmaster Snikch all get their asses handed to them by Thorgrim Grudgebearer simultaneosly -Amber -Tyrion gets sungfang, then discards it for the sword of khaine instead -Manfred finds out what gelt has been up to -Arkhan tries to auto resolve a battle, with predictable results (Yes, the arm is Arkhans) -Malekith deals with the servants of chaos and the vessels of chaos. -Archaon the Everchosen is about to give up the campaing when Ikit suddenly blows up every settlement on the map using the undercity building "Doomsphere", presumably winning? -Beastmen were mentioned
So, to sum it up: Brettonia: get Marienburg, confederate 'em all, hire collosal flying chickens (aka the royal air force of Fair Brettonia) and win, do the "fwee awmie cheese" as well, reee! (get your vows twice!). {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Empire: get all of the elector counts (including Marienburg, reeee!), stack up the fealty and imperial authority, save private dumbass (aka the huntsmarshall), hire your doomstacks (steam tanks with life wizard and warrior priest [itjustworks], and beast mages on griffins with life mage and light mage along them, as well as one warrior priest), discover the legendary hero - imperial Rambo with *Hellblaster volley gun* and win! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Norsca: start as Wulfrik, beat warlords to get'em confeds, don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, hire Mammoth stacks, invade Brettonia, stahp the ordertide and, somehow, win! {optional, but reaaly recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money, cuz upkeep costs}! Vampire, freaking coast: upgrade your ship and hire 'em Necrofex collosus, reeee! Install the mods and confederate your brethren, reee! Win the game! Have Cylostra sing an epic ---metal--- opera concert for the Phoenix king for 10 hours afterwards! Don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, ree! {optional, but really hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Skaven (---wtf, dude, there's no rat-men---): Start as Skryre, yes-yes! Cheese the food-food! Get more-more warp fuel! Build-upgrade weapon teams, yes-yes! Get more food-food and warp-warp fuel! Build-upgrade doomrockets! Hire your mighty-scary doomstack (9 ish [maybe less, even 1 is good] plague priests with vermintide, weapon teams and warplock jesails, 1 plaguewind mortar, several artillery pieces [plagueclaw catapults and warp lightning canons approximately 2:1], 1 warlock engineer to boost the range-damage and 1 lord [migty-scary one, yes-yes! {actually, just a sponge for enemy projectiles}] ) Alternatively: Play as Snikch and thanos snap your enemies out of existence! His doomstack is him with 19 ish assasins (maybe you need a siege attacker) Alternatively: wait for the DLC! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money/or help the weak-dependable Chaos, just for fun-fun!} ---Very--- High elves: Start as 10/10 lords (Tyrion for newbies, Alarielle for the bravehearted), (Eltharion for the interrogators/'mist' walkers/Cavil the White wolf, Alith Anar for the edgelords and assasins, Teclis for jungle hunters and MMMMAGICK, Imrik for the batshit insane maniacs!), confed like never before, save privates idiot and suicide (Teclis and Imrik), don't autoresolve, hire the Sisters of Averlorn Doomstacks/dragon doomstacks/shadow something (warriors?) doomstack for Anar/Eltharion's bowmen doomstack for guess who, cheese the economy with the Enterpreneur/Administrator heroes, WIN, btw, smash all the chaos invasions near your coastline (usually north, leaving 1-2 stacks there is heavily recommended mid-late game), after you conquer all of the map - disband your doomstacks and hire *A STAUNCH LINE OF SPEARS* ! {optional, but hella hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Lizardmen: Get Lord Croak, hire the 'big dinos with life slaans' doomstacks, confederate 'em all, realize that your legendary lords aren't relevant anymore, WIN. Alternative as cult of Sotek: do the same as stated above, but pay no upkeep thanks to the Lottl-bottl spawnling cheese (savescum to get heaps of 'em). {optional, but hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
You're missing some: Dwarfs ("yes it's spelled that way don't @ me!")- hide in your caves fighting off endless waves of green and rat until you can rain hellfire down upon them from the corner you eternally inhabit Greenskins- WAAAAAAGH Mors- shrug and accept the ass-whooping you are about to receive as you realize you don't get the lab and you have found yourself stuck between some angry orcs and some very angry dwarfs. Then realize you forgot to defend your home and find Kroq-Gar flipping you the bird from atop Grimlok.
Or yet even better, have a player for each starting scenario. Even starting with only queek, belegar and skarsnik combination it can be complete chaos.
@@griveouswithhislightsabers3665 I think queek has the best chance at winning, it is extremely good at countering dwarves and the skulking stance makes is easy to pick your fight.
@@potatogeneral4072 used to be dwarfs that steam rolled the Greenskins and took everything over. Then Grom came along and now da boyz are kicking ass. Rogue idolz are tough as hell, and his immortulz banner makes a unit of Black orks immortal so long as they dont lose leadership.
Ngl Bretonnia could use some more stuff, I mean at least Norsca has a fun roster aside from their gimmick, Bretonnia is just Spam knights or peasant mobs if you wanna be memey
I use a mod that lets you buff and debuff any faction to make chaos stronger, and a gates of chaos mod to allow chaos and beastmen armies to spawn from towns they raise. I only turn these on if I'm playing empire or something and will face a lot of chaos
when i first as an absolut warhammer noob stumbled across your vids i thought: damn, what a strange messy vid. now deep inside the lore with 100s of hours played in wh 1 and 2 i can only say: what a great humerous way to portrait the game and lore. just awsome. keep it up
Most of this is fairly accurate. I will take a slight issue in 6:04 though. These days, it seems like vampires nearly always tide over the empire, and gelt dies fairly early on.
Depends I think. It is like the Green tide . If the Empire or Gelt can get to the late game units before being pushed to far they usually are able to push back and take out the vampires
Ah. Amber farming... I just, uh, "absorb" my fellow wood elves. I look at their territories and they ask me for a non aggression pact and I put my massive branched hand on their shoulder and whisper "Peace was never an option..."
@@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK I mean why the hell would I cripple my potential economy by waiting till I invest literally 30 amber to begin confederating? Always seemed bananas to me.
as someone who has played half a lokhir fellheart campaign i can confirm that crying in a corner and being a stronger faction's bitch is a pretty good strategy
Poor Thorgrim, surrounded on all sides by faction after faction of enemies from turn one, perhaps doomed from the very beginning to watch as the greentide surrounds them from above and the vermin tide surrounds them from below. Whatever can they do against such overwhelming numbers. *Queues up another organ gun*
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Not as much of a joking comment this time but, your animations are a godsend to a lot of people and including me during The End Times, I mean, uh, 2020. Looking forward to what you produce next.
The part where Louen is chilling in norsca while bretonnia gets nuked in the background, the most perfect moment in the lore..........other than chaos getting spawn camped.
I play/switch between all the different factions on a regular basis and I still can't tell what half this shit is. But the other half I do recognize is 100% accurate.
Me whenever I play Wood Elves: Damn I wish I was playing Chaos. Me Whenever I play Chaos: Damn I wish I was playing anything else. Me whenever I play anything else: Holy shit, why is thorgrim all the way across the map on turn 15? Me whenever I play dwarves: WHY AM I DYING?
I'm so glad I decided to buy this game cause after playing for a little bit and coming back to this video, being able to understand what is going on is both hilarious and frightening that the factions all actually behave in these weird ways.
I didnt vibe wholeheartly with this one much BUT I respect the artistic effort you put in so I liked it. Keep doing what you love for the best content I always say. Or at least sell-out for a big payday at Gelts bank.
I have 300h+ in game, which I believe is a good base to start getting into memes, but this video was a reough lsd ride for me. Enjoyed it! Good luck with future content!
Gelt: I have guns! Ikit-Claw: I have miniguns! Gelt: Minigun Canons! Ikit: NUKES!. Gelt: Mini nuclear rocket artylery! Ikit: Nuclear hamster wheel! Gelt: Tanks! Rest of the world: Can you fucking stop!? Gelt: I blow the old word you blow the new word. Ikit: Sure, blow you later. Gelt: Yes yes.
Archaon to the Chaos Gods: Listen, I would’ve conquered the world for you, but there were just 20 armies of nuclear capable ratmen sitting there waiting for me