Mortal Fail Compilation V1 

Damn I thought you were joking

@@Nesto3232 lol same

@@Nesto3232 same. Lmao

ok

Lol that’s just an Instagram full of silicone and injections 🤮 😂😂😂

Ikr

Bro I laugh so hardd

Мы конечно непробиваемые, но обасраться можем.

@Patrick Harmsexactly he said something between "are you idiots?!" and "are you crazy?!"

3:20

So true

😂

😂😂😂😂

Yup XD

Seriously😑

Seriously! What were you, a REMF?

This may be a stupid question but what did you guys do in grenade practice? Like learn how to throw one and what to do if one is near?

@@comicfan8350 high, hard, and overhand...get out of the way

@@theccpisaparasite8813 Signalman.

Maybe You need to understand at the end of your life You lose precious time serving a inferior couse. Weapos and war ar the only thing we dont need in this world

It's fake

@@mohamedali-qs9rl no its not

@@mohamedali-qs9rl It's Russia, so most likely not

@@gabrielc7861 agree

What about 0:05

Sound like jello

It’s more of a punk noise when it fires Properly

Yes

That noise is more of a plop

Actually i think he was being trained and failed

@@DRAZEEHWehThtieK no no no it actually went wrong

@@thomasboi2255 good point

He is not his friend. He is his drill officer.

S h o u l d o f L e t T h e G u y B e c o m e T h e F o r b i d e n C h e e s e

Железные нервы, красавец

Russian pokèmon

I don't think that was an airsoft grenade. I Heard Glass Crack and a Pretty Big Boom Occured

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 if it was a real one though, that person that came out would probably have been dead. even weak real grenades are not that weak.

@@maxpaw2424 рождение русского 😂

@@user-tu7sn9dk1i ага

That was funny Lmao

Вы с ума сошли что ли?

@@Wade_Papa заметь - без мата.

He died the most macho way possible :v

@@javiervasquez3417 calla papulince

Bro stop breaching from your cell

@@walterhartwellwhite4953 just try to stop me

@@scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 ok *Insert BFG 10000 Here I know u survive this*

Government: Don't sorry, our Army know what they are doing. The army: 2:39

@@w0s0griffin every one

are you russian or what?

@@999Mug yea I russich

@@999Mug ich aus russland

Для этого и есть болванки

На службе, попал в качестве трофея "марго" 5.6 cal. Стреляли по бутылкам и прочей фигне... Неучтенка, патронов как грязи. "Аппарат" на последнем патроне дал осечку и Я воспринял это как "кончились патроны". В общем, воляли дурака и Я сам себе направл на руку и пистоль "плюнул". Ну "плюнул" так "плюнул". На руке у меня маленькая дырочка как царапинка и почти не больно. Прошло 6 часов. Сидим в коптерке, а рука опухает. Дай, думаю, скатаюсь до госпиталя. Сел на мотоцикл и поехал... Приехал, сделали рентген и пошёл покурить. Ренгенолог выскочил с круглыми глазами и кричит - "Ты что не сказал что у тебя там пуля!". Ответил - "Сам не знал!".... Как итог - в госпитале четыре дня и много конфет с коньяком чтобы моё раздолбайство не узнало начальство. )) Как то так.... Такие "шутки" в молодости.

Yeah he was like stop throwing nades on the back

That's the 4th one this week goddamit

and what did he say ?

It was a prop grenade for airsoft games. The man from the back office says: "Are you all gone insane?" The language is Russian.

Plot twist: the grenade became human

LMAOOO.

That was something, Man! I can't stop laughing.

Kartik Amarjeet Russians LMAO. I pissed my pants when that guy came stumbling out. That wasn’t a real grenade was it??

@@danielmuscarella8239 It seems like, bro! They are really immortal.

@Kamado Tanjiro now U know the truth, за тобой уже выехал мой медведь с водкой

😂😂😂👍

The Guy who owns the Washing Machine: Hey? Where's my Washing Machine. I thought it was over here.

Так у камня и у гранаты балистика разная

When I was in the Army I practiced with potatoes

@@user-qy4kv1br3z Да, бадистика странная 😆

@@user-qy4kv1br3z да тут не бадистика, а руки из жопы решают)))

@@ubivatel_hohlov бля, ахах вот чё т9 творит

Im Russian and he actually said: - release the... AH F*CK *BOOM* *the guy came out of the room* - ARE YOU FRIGGIN CRAZY?!

Чего блят?

@@NeonicStudioTV Бл в переводчик не так ввел

@@NeonicStudioTV That's my favourite bit of the video 😂😂

@@Amrassador-ubludstva он сейчас тебе на русский переведет ага. Переводчик в помощь

Во во, молодчик

nani

@@Tise2033 NANI

No sé que dice pero miente XD

Nice

xD

這是特種兵的訓練

It's actually a trust exercise, they know how long the fuse.

The funny thing is, when I was in primary school, we somewhat made a game like this, at some point someone would launch the ball at someone in the circle

是

lol epik

I would do that with the homies

Lol

Playing a little High Stakes Hot Potato.

Indeed

Vote kick initiation !!

*Friendly Fire will not be tolerated*

DU_NUT_TUCH_ME *change setting to disable friendly fire*

International kill? [Yes] [No]

Momkisser:[kick dooper]

Да, преимущественно они нацелены на мирные дела. Но дикарское племя ничего путного в мире не может создать и нацелено на одно разрушение.

Yes

Fun + train

Doc43Souls they are mostly Russian ones

@@Mika-wc4jz Nope

@Werty Poiu 2 of them are from Pakistan

Damn russia

He just walk out and say: are you crazy?!

Чё?

Англичане блин

Kakogo figa tyf English-mens sobralis???

It was a PLA sergent saving fresh ass, he was prized in the army.

No He is paid for it

​@@steelbunyea lmao, whatever, no one care on you believe it or not.

It’s not his friend it’s the person instructing and spotting him in case shit goes south, which it did lol.

That's probably an instructor and a recruit. That recruit is gonna get smoked after that for not getting into the pit.

Bro that format is so old

This needs to stop. 😂

Вххахахахахахаха

ААХАХХАХАХААХХП БЛ,ЯЯЯ ХОРОШО У МЕНЯ РЫБЫ НЕ ПРОДАЮТ В СТОЛОВОЙ

Как говорится: бомбанул в талкан

Мочить в сортире

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤦

Lol

@@remysrandomcrap3267 makes sense

Its to protect from shrapnel. It will only hit their feet if their feet face toward the grenade.

TO TO TO THE FLOP, TO TO TO THE FLOP, EVERYBODY TO THE FLOOOOOP

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IHfFRgvB4z8.html

now that's what I call friends.

@@Guyfrombladerunner military instincts kicked in

He was so fucked otherwise with the flames and blast and possibly shrapnel.

Yeah it looked like that guy was training the kid

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷hehe👍❤

As a child we played hot potato. Little did we know that it was commando training.

now enjoy 69 likes🤣

Seems like a trust exercise

@@samuca9846 Bro that's China.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-se4cpG6WgGE.html.......

Chil bro😂

Lol 😆

xD

That was airsoft grenade, но ты прав

Ты сделал мой день)))

Это как джин из лампы, а это мужик из гранаты

@@jjjackyyy ору)))

пеьале

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pa ima li nas balkanaca?!

Lmao that guy was chilling in the back

Ну да русский момент

Can anyone tell me what that guy told??

@@sabitsabit3730 "have you lost your mind or something?"

Нет, это граната.

russian pikachu i choose you

@ugur kaya :D

Типичный националист!

It's super effective!

Same lmao luckily the Russian didn't hurt

same xD

I'm sure someone else in there is either dead or injured... we only saw the angry sole survivor.

1:19

shit😭

Impossible to get out...!!!!

Это страйкбольная граната

И в воробьёв из рогатки не стреляли

Аахахахах

Tri POLOSKI

A

Entendíble tenga un buen dia

Cyan is sus

wáter splash acuracy

True

@@swagg9098 Nice auto like

But he’s back man oof

chinese hot potato lol shows how much their own cares about them 🤣🤣

Hot potato boom fall dead lungs dude

That was crazy Sync.

CCP defender cannon fodder lives are low and commie doesn’t care about them

@@africanpoopvid612 reminds me of the run up to bonfire night in the east end in the 70s it rearly was like the Wild West back then with fireworks

You will die laughing Watch this video and laugh ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-f0C57EJhqIw.html AHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

это ж постанова чувак

Я не могу остановиться🤣🤣😆😂

@@shirongamingff714 постанова сразу понятно

жиза

Ага

Согласен

Лови хае

Für das mutterland!

Это была постанова

Вася это туалет

Lol

Under rated comment 😂😂😂

LOL

Vasya, it's the toilet.

Its like: when you know that ur gonna win on a game but you still have extra grenades

@@kanna5116 exactly

Finally few anime pfps here.. I feel safe here..

Да кст

Wat your men

Yeah, was going to comment about it, that's what I call an Instructor !

Haha ur clothes Go boom

“I’m pretty sure that’s where they hide the nukes”

Получите, распишитесь))) 😆

Si

Обычное дело.

Страйкбольную

чут со смеху не упал😂🤣😅

Its in Russian and he said "Vasya its the toilet"

@@marinap5345 oh. my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

@@marinap5345 itz a joke mate

@@jaywestg9248 he knew, he was correcting the fact that they weren't saying wife's in the toilet

@@marinap5345 I'M RUSSIAN, Я РУССКИЙ

*click*

@@emperor_napoleon lmao

@@emperor_napoleon lmfao

@@emperor_napoleon *EW* lolol

@@emperor_napoleon that’s true lol hard to admit

*glub*

So the soldiers in it

The sound made it 10x funnier

😬😬😬😬

yea so did they

La tuya por si acaso

Todo un tema viste

Я один не понимаю,почему под комментом на русском ответы на каком то испанском?

LO

Brasil men lol

This is brasil carai!!!

1:50 O Cara Falando Igual Ao Um Débil Mental Kkkkk

3:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bursted out laughing at this one

No Name why dumbass never seen metal gearrr???

Fake grenade

Nah

U.S children's minds are straight up Battefields

India: we play wit bats

Ахаххаха лучший комментарий 😹😹😹

Россия

@Ken Thaniel same

@ILikePapi yeah lol

Sxneider you didn't grow up in the US in a rural area...

@@blixia835 So? Partially correct. I can own one if I fil out the proper paper work for Feds and pay a $200.00 fee. Just as I can own a machine gun. (BTW, it is COMPLETELY impossible to legally own in Russia. BUT not so in the USA.) So, what is your point???

Shit up bitch

But we always can give pizduley

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