Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse! Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos. And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great. St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
Ok hear me out! Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
@@Dowjy I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
Ironically enough this is probably the most peaceful the odd giant timeline has ever been, but you can tell Everyone’s about to snap and the chaos will start again 😂😂
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?" Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do" GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
@@dominiqueloustau7252 i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y’know, besides the scuffle between the two vendors’, Johnny can Stryker getting Tomas drunk and liu kang throwing up on furniture, I’d say this party was a success. Hey at least no one died. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already: Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges." Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!" (Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao) Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock." Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?" Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point." Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
For once a party didn't end in a bloodbath. Good job shutting it down quickly Sindel. Definitely letting you plan the next party. Hopefully Jerrod (Ermac) will be back by then
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
Halloween Special:Liu Kang doesn't interfere,so all what happens is just a small fight against party crushers then the party resumes like normal Christmas Special:Liu Kang takes matters into his own hands,so it becomes a complete meas Valentine Special:Liu Kang gives Sindel the Mantel,so the Tyrants break in and cause havok,that or a bloodbath between couples like the first part in the Christmas special
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking): "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass". 3.(while Sareena and Scorpion are talking): "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭😭
8:06 I could roughly translate it to 1. "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking c*nt, why don't you suck a d*ck while I f*ck- 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the f*ck up you r*tarded c*nt, I'll let you know I was f*cking Frost right in the a.ss" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "and it was an amazing feeling, I never f*cked this good" (Pardon the "*" I was trying to reply earlier and it didn't let me say it graphically for some reason)
@@ifieverweretoloseyou4825 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-". 2. (while Stryker is talking) "shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know that I fucked Frost right in the ass". 3. (While Sareena and Scorpion are talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did liu kang: ugh dont remind me that CLASH motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa sindel: you know how expensive are these?! kung lao: no way you just do that! liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!? Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo) *clash* Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR! (how you dare come here? TRAITOR!) Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!) Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!) Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-) Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!) (I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
@@joa0_p3dr0 I tried as a separate comment and if you want it here it is.. “ I won’t go anywhere you R-word ahole why won’t you suck a D while i F with it? Shut your mouth (rude way to say it) you R-word ahole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the a**.. and it was a great feeling..” The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing.
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it!
7:18 and the only reason he’s not here right now is cause NR has got a clog in it’s content drip feed named Peacemaker (yet he’s in the story so what the crap?!)
to sum it up, he analyzed frost (literally), called kuai liang retarded, and told him to eat a lot of dicks, probably suggested he’s bisexual? and that’s pretty much it
3:08 Kuai Liang discusses with Johnny Cage about Tomas 8:06 Tomas is drunk and speaks Czech 8:44 British Liu Kang meets Pink Nitara 9:02 Pedro Hasashi vs. Tundra
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
My brand new custom intro Reptile : What do you mean that I ate a wrong kind of bug? Peace Maker : Just open your mouth. PM : Oh there it is! Just stand still! **Perform butterfly Fatality** **Fatality finished** PM : Ok, I got it. Do you hear m...oops
