Mortal Kombat 11 - Rambo Meets Fighters for the First Time 

4. Confusion

😂😂😂

7. Round 1. FIGHT

8. FINISH HIM/HER

9. Friendship

@Otneimica of course, but he isn't, so it makes sense for at least him to say that

The fact he says it to him and not the cyborg, Gods, etc is the best. Almost like he going "Finally, another actual person"

"What kinda place is this?"

Actually "Fuck" is what most would answer to... Well... Everything un the setting xD

Of course he'd say that after seeing Johnny Cage 😂

rambo's just like "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck, okay i think i can kick its ass. might ass well try that."

Rrrr

He least belongs there. Even Terminator and Robocop are parts of their sci-fi universes while Rambo is just a human from our real world. So is Johnny Cage but that's why he dies in the movie. It's a sick joke by the authors that an actor takes part in the tournament against gods and demons who can summon lightning, ice and fire or teleport to another dimension. Plus humans like JC, Sonya, Liu Kang etc are also a part of the universe with gods and demons. And... Rambo is... a real human-human. Ok, TBH Mk never made sense, even when I was a kid I was like "wha?! Why would they fist-fight if they can control elements?! BS!"

Fuuck.

@@RedGallardo if rambo got some elemental powers then rambo would be op lel

Story of my life...

@@Ricardo-cl3vs hold on

@@Ricardo-cl3vs ayo

"So the futures ruled by robots" "There are no humans left" "Fuck"

​@@Ricardo-cl3vs Wait a minute...

Thinking the same thing or like he’s at a zoo or museum

@Forsaille46...😂

“you’ll be sliced and diced in a split second,” says the tourist guide

@@dannyliu6196 all tourist guides i've met have said that to me

@@TheIceFlowe aw lucky...

He must've cringed a lot that day on the way home.

@@arkantos2227 tbh Stallone's been in a LOT of freaky sci-fi action movies involved

Eye of the tiger plays in the background

holy shit this is golden

I'd agree with that, especially when it comes to his reaction to the terrible Arnold impersonation.

Lol no fr it’s like you telling your parents about these characters and Rambo is literally there reaction

He is the only normal guy

He is pretty much the only normal guy from a normal universe

A normal guy he's fu*cking RAMBO you fools

@@biscuitdunker3948 well he is the only human with no powers

Admitting you're afraid and then whipping out a bigass knife and fighting what you're afraid of anyway is an immensely difficult thing to do. It's definitely very badass.

idk where i heard it but "courage is being so scared yor knees are weak and all you want to do is find a hole to hide in, and standing tall to do whats right anyway"

Really? I thought it was a Judge Dredd reference? “Feeling dread” “Yeah but dont judge me”

Same

Hes gonna fuck him up anyway

Unless he is apologising for being in dread

Sylvester Stallone wants to go home for almost 3 1/2 minutes

Silvester Stallone being confused for 3 5/12 minutes

Underrated comment.

lol spot on.

Lmao I just realised what he meant.

What he mean

@@swaggyfish4125 he's roasting Johnny Cage

I'm super slow. What's the roast

@@swaggyfish4125 he means that it doesn't make sense for Johnny Cage to be considered attractive

McDonald's Employee :The total will be 12:95. Rambo (pulls out knife) fuck

@@bigtvideos6387 🤣

BIG T videos Rambo: 1:15

I feel like we got a right proper meme on our hands.

Geralt: Hmmmm Rambo: Fu@k

The terminator or the demi-god

@@thelastnazari86 Terminator

3:01

"F*ck"

Best line in mk11 Change my mind

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@@anonomis9685 well now you can

888 likes

... Fuck

well, he actually is, but not from street, from the jungle lol

Underrated comment.

I think one of the best parts is that he barely reacts in regards to facial expression and voice tone. Like, yeah he’s surprised and confused, but he’s not outwardly questioning anything too much and is pretty much just shrugging his shoulders like, “Welp, guess I’m fighting these machines, Gods and monsters!” Prime example: “Who the hell are you?” “The fire that burns the sun!” “If you say so.”🤷‍♂️

Like how the movie was when he came home from Vietnam

@@Leanmeantigerqueen2000 I think it's because Sylvester is just a bad voice actor 😐

"Guess I've heard right"

That's the thing when people don't be trying to be funny they are actually funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok captain obvious

@@jameswent48 his name is chicken curry

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Imagine Rambo being in a terminator movie

@@shayaldwarka7907 I would like to see that movie

Gave me chills, not gonna lie. That facial expression, knife pulling, desperate "fuck". Perfect.

He sounds so defeated, all his confidence just vanished

He reminds me of a dad who is trying real hard to relate to some dumb stuff his kid is into.

Lol

But the Rambo is not quite close to a stallion. Stallon much better than him. 😂

“Man, I was just trying to get some Wendy’s, where tf am I”

@@CeeJayThe13th lmfao dude

"I don't know where I am or how I came here... all I know is I must kill"

It's like an actual old veteran being showed the game by his grandson. "No Grandpa, she's a blood mage!"

Or simply put "fuck" as a response. Love both

@B olton LMAO

“What the fuck I am”

Stryker: 0:40

In response to Johnny cage saying women want to be with him lmao

@@piemaster831 he finally meet a real human for the 1st time and that's what he got lmao, ofc he'll be confused af

MK characters when they're skull and jaw is broken: i can do this all day

😁😁

Cuz he was literally supposed to be a tourist in Rambo 2 lol

Because he asks alot

He's a like an average Joe in a Cosplay Convention 🤣

He took a wrong turn at Ablaquerque

@@ricardosavagestrike That would have been me haha

Yep. Nothing says wholesome like Rambo and the Terminator.

They are out of their elements

@@JBrandonMercer123 but they ARE wholesome. Think it over. They are inquisitive and honest. I wish all my enemies were like that and not, you know, devious little manipulators who dabble in office politics to compensate for their inadequacies.

@@TheNefastor NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

@@TheNefastor reddit speak idc

Tbh I feel that's how most people would react

Good answer

I would simply say "thank god" Reason being the gacha community

but he is wrong. its not.

@@W74_Pizza reason being the gacha community, yet there are quite a lot of reasons against ur statement

😂😂😂

....

Lol

Rat burgers

"You kill cows for sport?" "Not for sport, for meat" "That's not any better"

Rambo pulls out (too late)

Rambo

Caesarean?

Probably gonna kill his wife

hold up

*what kind of place is this?*

Hahahahhahahahhahaha

Understandable, have a great day

Rambo: F%&k..

"Yes, I'm a flaming tortured soul from hell. How did you know?"

In a place like that, anyone would be 😂

A normal human being in a place like that would definitely have all the rights to be confused

Stop saying fuck

@@SuperJayaguru Quick question, f*ck is said over and over in this video so why are you here if that’s the case?

Like Ethan in RE8

The best line ever XD

2:54 says it here too, it's hilarious

I read that word diffrently because of the font😂

@@Exodia.57 the same thing, but the way i read it is, idk..like, elegantly?

@@raly3728 ı get it lol

Who else would do it

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@@AxxLAfriku sucks to be you then I guess

Lol it's just Stallone asking boomer questions about the roster and they recorded it for the game xD

@@AxxLAfriku "unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way."

Yeah...like Captain Kirk's infamous: "What does *God* need with a starship?"

I mean, no one else is gonna ask them

Rambo: 1:31

It just seems like a mere inconvenience to him

He didn't start this, they did.

Yeah, it's like he is just genuinely asking questions.

Well.... THEY drew first blood

Like the others said, that's what the original Rambo character supposed to be like. A veteran coming home, looking for peace, finding only hostility. Nevermind the rest of the movies that turned the character of Rambo into a Hollywood caricature.

1:00 is basically what every gamer has said at some point, running into a fight way under leveled like “welp I’m here, might as well give it a shot”

True

You worded that perfectly my good sir

A straight to the point guy... I can respect that

The more I listen to this video, the more I think of this comment and laugh about it.

I think you mean 'sincere questions'

So what are you, a mutant?

And pulling out his knife when the answer wasnt good enough. XD

A boomer invented cosplaying... Forrest J. Ackerman

some of them are like that but others give off "dad getting into his kids interests" vibes, like hes humoring them, or something.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👍

It makes it more entertaining .

Hahahahahahahaha

It sounds so much like Mike from breaking bad

I love him he just sounds so confused

kinda ironic considering the killing machine Rambo is.

@@Madheim777 and how he's in fact traumatized and insane

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@the Russian lone wanderer But then there's let's say Rambo 4 which is an entirely different case.

The one regular-ish human in the full-on fantasy world!

Nah. It's just like: OK weirdo, whatever... let's fight.

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@@gerarddouchesr.7969 what? that has nothing to do with this.

@@gerarddouchesr.7969 I read it. Every page is full of misunderstandings of scientific principles the writer claims supports his conclusions.

I think He was sarcastic. The "fire that burns the Sun" makes no sense to him

So she wants to eat game developers

Had me rollin

This comment gonna blow cuz I was laughing for like 5 min straight😭😭

Underrated comment

Nice One my man

I can hear his voice when I read this

Normal for his position.

Doomslayer appears and sees this shit "um....." Sees man destroying a demon like creature "guess I'm home"

He threatens people who look like they will erase his bloodline from existence, nothing about him is normal.

@@Gorgonzolacheese12 nah thats a sign of big ass balls.

He sounds like hes seen everything and hes so casual about this shit

Dang, I didn't even catch that 😅

Call Subzero

I personally would never recover

Johnny Cage: Men wanna be m... Rambo: And you wanna be with Men, I get it!

@@patchipatchi1 Subzero does not need any more encouragement or reason to Ice Johnny

Or discovering the lore of the game

Yea this is the best comment!

Lol

This comment is genius. Can't stretch it enough.

😂

It’s kombat lol just messing around

It’s so true

That would honestly be a reasonable response.

😂😭😂😭😂😂

"This is a Wendy's sir..."

You forget the, "draws knife" part before thats crazy

Mr. FunnyMan noodles with eyes

So you are a Karen? What? Fuck...

*draws knife* all fuckin righty then

this is about a well summing up of Tom Holland reactions to anything

Well, in Scorpion's case, he probably also has a measure of respect for Rambo, especially if he is aware of the sort of feats he has pulled off by himself using only his ingenuity & special forces training to make it out in one piece. Not to mention the fact that Rambo clearly means no disrespect and is just genuinely curious. To someone like Scorpion, meeting someone as straightforward and honest as Rambo is probably a huge breath of fresh air.

Maybe other than Mileena

@@thenexus8384 even she is not aggressive to him, she instead wants to rightfully know who insulted her

@@MsKeylas i meant the way she responded sounded aggressive

@@thenexus8384 Yeah. She did but still not at him. So both you and Jackwe are right

A smooth roast

@Jake Paul

Why'd you pick the least funny line to repeat

@@treywar25 Because he's got a point, this tournament is comprised of demons, demigods, aliens, humans, and then there's Johnny Cage, an actor turned hero. That don't add up.

To be fair, some men also want to be with Johnny Cage

Something something the expendables something something

as he draws his knife

Amazing how we can see both Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a game. Imagine them knowing they'd be in a game all those years ago.

I fucking wheezed when I heard this

Combined with the knife pull that last line is too fucking good XD

That's all hes ever wanted....

@@fangsabre i think thats all Sly wanted too. he couldnt be phoning it in any harder.

@@asmorbidus I was talking about how Rambo was a vietnam vet who just wanted to go home and be left alone in First Blood

Nothing about this comment section makes sense

When MK stands for “Meta Kommentary”

Rambo: Are you my grandson? John Cage: No. Rambo: Oh... i like apples.

@@homelessrobot I read that in Stallone’s voice😂

Seconded. I could watch a whole movie that’s just Rambo wandering through Mortal Kombat reacting to thing.

Take the 1995 movie but replace Liu Kang with Rambo. Then let things play out roughly the same, but with Rambo being Rambo

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*pulls out knife* "please mom come pick me up i'm scared help"

@@inaciobits682 "the kids are drinking alcohol"

The man is old. Let him be.

@@PorucznikBorewicz and knows how to use the bowie knife

@@PorucznikBorewicz the only boomer I respect

He's not wrong, Alex should have just die instead

@@hybridShinx my guy was resurrected unceremoniously by a rich company without his consent

@@reasonablequit7535 exactly, once Robocop got hold of Kronika's powers, he uses it against OCP but he didnt do this alone, he gets help from the Briggs, the Cage family, Stryker, Kabal, Scorpion, SubZero, Frost, Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Kitana, Jade, Rambo, Raiden, Nightwolf and Terminator 😎

That had me rolling

@@notahubaccount6044 they hatin'

Jajajajajaja el mejorrr

Honestly one of the best interactions in the game

"Fuck" -Rambo

He's literally an old man and I'm here for it

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@@kayvoncrenshaw1799 Bruh god failed me when covid hit

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I thought this is the legit Stallone?!

@@TekkenOnlineFights bruh

Its lines taken from the movies.

@@archvaldor in which movie did he say “so who is this shao kan”

@@pokiplus9672 in Stop or my mom will shoot

Or just plain and simple:- Fuck

I also love, how he doesn't mind at all.

And: "what the fuck is this place?"

😂

🤣

Best comment

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underrated af

Really perfect onr

Something I'd honestly say if I were to meet the creator of this world, and if he dare punish me, it only proves my point.

@@megameme29 lame

@@megameme29 He’d respond: “It was this, or no free will.”

@@WideMouth my response: The snake begs too differ. Not to sound cukoo but think about it, adam and eve basically had no free will, they just existed and tended to the garden of eden without thought. When the snake gave the apple, he let the two escape slavery. Not to sound satanic, but.... That's some pretty hard evidence.

then there's scorpions ending "i can respect that"

@@224224josh Scorpion deserves every single word :)

And confused what in the hell is this place

30 years of lore...yeah. If only the lore was respected.

@@21eienni I see nobody excited over weebed storylines in fighting games. 😆

Yeah he generally just sounds confused

@@Sushi-Katana Sure, you normally are interested in a fighting game for the gameplay, but a lot of people like the lore and story too. Let it be a character's story and journey or the whole game's story.

@@21eienni correct. And sadly, the weeby corny nature of fighting game lore makes it unpopular. Thankfully we have NRS to make good fighting game lore. 🤷🏽‍♂️

“Shokan deez nuts”

Call me crazy, but i think he was into her.

rambo is just confused and really just doesnt want to be here

Your

@@ChodeMaster ???

@@roninalpha1285 Your

@@ChodeMaster Ur

@@ChodeMaster *You're

Lol, kinda opposite for me. My dad grew up in era of comics and is a huge fan of DC, meanwhile I barely know anything about DC or marvel.

"nothing about this place makes sense"

He's pure dad jokes.

@@n3gi_ But when it comes to stuff like anime, it's the other way around.

Ill put rambos knife up Hassan & dads ass

💀

That’s gotta hurt.

HE NEED SOME MILK!!!!

😂😂😂😂

i dont care which mortal kombat you're from. thats gotta hurt

😂🤣 this shouldn't have been that funny, but it really is

I can't imagine Robocop saying Bruh...

@@Manlikegibbon imagine him saying it in the context of giving people within his vicinity second hand embarrassment

Then they hug and start chating about life haha

@@kritikill7779 Now I can see it.

I did NOT catch that. How wonderful. 😆

Fuckin word. I thought it was a moment of honesty and turns out there's a cheeky easter egg in there. Cheers.

I was just scrolling down to see if someone already said it. Great catch!!

Judge Dread would be an awesome mortal kombat character

whaaaat I didn't notice that until I read this comment. great one!

I didnt get that one, nice catch man

Good catch! 👍

Rambo be filling up with that dredd cume

Ohhhhh. Thanks.

Courts adjourend

Well yea

Not so close

This is top tier dialogue

Well he is a mentally traumatized one man army. That feels right up Rambo’s skill set.

So is Johnny and Jax and Technically Kung Lao and Lui Kang but 🤷🏾‍♂️

He's a man, not a God!

@@dahrellcarriker8499 Yeah, but they have magic and mechanized arms.

@@dahrellcarriker8499 they have magic and technology, this man only has questions lmao

But can use common sense instead

Sylvester Stallone just sounds slow in general lmao

@@jamessanguinet7404 not necessarily, that's just you

@@jamessanguinet7404 Always has been with Rambo. He speaks slowly but can kill you in a second.

You do? Don't blame him.

How?

@@rickypichler345 Just by the way he says it, of course.

YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stallone said it perfectly

That's one of the worst Arnold impressions I've heard in an official anything

This isn’t real the earth is flat so this can’t be real. The dome and ether wouldn’t allow it

He sounds like a grown man who doesn't give a shit about games his kids play.

A couple of times, he sounds like Mike from Breaking Bad.

Ngl, didn’t expect to see you here

That’s actually him voicing Rambo? That’s sick

It's a reference to Stallone's role in the 90s movie Judge Dredd.

It's because he's Judge Dredd

It's a dig on the movie judge dredd

Lame

bravery is not the absence of fear, it is to act in spite of it

Doesn't talk shit and doesn't know shit

@@mydloSA Understandably doesn't, though.

Doesn't take shit either

He’s voiced by Stallone and everything

@@jonathanpatel1404 lmaoooooo

Same

"What the hell do you want?" "To see if I could enlist your services." "...Fuck."

The way Terminator says "terminated" is even better. "Tweminated"

Honestly seeing Rambo interact with Robocop and Terminator is an 80's (90's?) action movie fan's dream

@@kaz514 80s

yeah welcome to metaverse

lmao

I'm not surprised if they add zoro in mortal kombat. I mean, he's basically rambo.

Could be a movie

Tbf , he’s making good points and asking valid questions

E

1:25 what rambo says to scorpion made me think of venom to hell and back

And He still murderizes the everloving fuck out of it

Hanzo: "oh no not again"

Fair'nough, i can agree with Rambo there

Understandable, have a nice day

Please

Sure ill do it for you when I'm off work

@@wavematrix Thanks

@@wavematrix post link?

@@unclerico1106 still at work, off in two hours

OH I GET IT WOW NICE CATCH

I caught it after he said “judge”

Dont get it

@@shagi2446 Sly was in the movie Judge Dredd as the main character and those lines are wordplay to reference the movie

Foreshadowing perhaps?

Surreal how he pulls the knife even when the dialogue doesn't seem to be leading toward a fight at all half the time. It really cracked me up by the end.

He should actually try mk series

He had played knifey-spoony before

Makes sense. The whole of Earthrealm is controlled by Tony Lazuto.

Yeah, half the time, Rambo's like "I'm super confused, so I'm going to just stab things until the situation improves."