Kung Lao: I wonder when Netherrealm studios will stop killing me Jax: I also wonder when they'll stop ripping off my arms Kuny lao: sounds like we both need therapy
Here are mine: 1. Hanzo: "Wanna join the Shirai Ryu?" Kung Jin: "I'm not sure yet." Hanzo: "That's fine. There's still a spot, if you're interested." 2. Ferra: "Haven't seen you in a while, Ermac. How's life in MK1?" Ermac: "It's enjoyable. Reptile is now dating Ashrah." Ferra: "Nice. Wanna play some poker?" Ermac: "Uh, not now." 3. Scorpion: "What the hell are you looking for here?" Kōri Samui: *Dimitri Vegas voice* "I've come to put down your fire!" Scorpion: "I'm not afraid of your wet hands." Kōri Samui: "You mean co-- Oh, shit! Not again!"
Here's my idea: Kitana: I can't believe that you are my big sister in Mortal Kombat 1. Mileena: I know!! Liu Kang is awesome! Kitana: We love that timeline!
