MORTIS | FAITH: Chapter 1 

jacksepticeye hello jack

*I HAVE CHRIST ON MY SIDE!!!!!*

i agree

M O R T I S

MORTIS

Exira the Otaku more like matpat

Thats exactly what i thought 😂

Whys the first thing I thought of: _September 1st 1989 dear diary I believe I'm a good person--_

@@maybooe22 because you're fellow theatre trash-

Frey The theater kid 666th like

That made me laugh "what I'm about to do has not been approved by the Vatican" is such a powerful line

Needs more recognition seriously

Ḣ̶̨̤̼͙̹̳̤̹̊̒͐̅̀̚͝M̵̩̫̫͖̺͇̂͋̇͌̈́̆̋̊̃̐̋͜͜͠͝M̸̡̧̫̞̖̗̯͙͍̯͒̂̇̍͆̈́̇̂̑̃̏͐͘̚̕m̵̢͖̝͓̤̭̝̗͇͙̓̀̎͗̍́̂̐̽́̈̚͜M̵͔̦̠̝͉͎̳̝̠͓̪̹͐̀͐̍͂̇ḿ̸̻͍̬̭̫̫͉͓͖͂̇͐̂́́̎͋͘

@Максим Бугаенко I know, right? What a shocker.

Meeee 😭😭🖤

Saaame!

Same! 😭😭😭 I don't want it to end!!!

All good things must come to an end, lest they become bad. Ex. Spongebob, The Simpsons, those few ongoing soap operas with like hundreds of seasons with thousands of episodes, etc

Lol

Well he _did_ piss himself, eat a paleontologist, and start doing flips. You can understand the confusion.

Is that a Hanako-Kun pfp??

change da world... my final message... goodbye

Yee

Goodbye

***I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG***

@@aidange8863 **YOU CANNOT DEFY ME, BOB ROSS**

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*I HAVE TO PARTY, I'M A PIG*

Shut up and take my like

@@nojustno4209 it's the name.

LMAO, I JUST DIED OF LAUGHTER

_ANARCHY-_

Thought it was a misspelling for a good 5 seconds

Prawn

@Anna Way gtfo youre posting on every comment

Wow in minutes Anna Way's comments disappear

This gonna be a new meme?

That1Boi hopefully

Same

Ikr

I wonder what yt is tryna say to me and I'm only 12

Same

Mikael Guerrero I'm 12 too

Ryan Burke ha! With Sean and a twelve gauge.

*says*

YES! and it needs the priest facing you with the cross, twelve guage, and Jacks head on it!

Yeah

When I first saw that I thought it said egoraptor lol

ĘGG FĘRGĮË RÆPTØR

What is it supposed to say?

WII-U WII-U WII-U

100th like ;)

Alina Way no go away

Same thoughts here

i can do better: i have never heard of this

Bruh Chapter 2 is out and 3 is hot on the way.

I THOUGHT HE DID. LIKE IM SERIOUSLY SURE HE DID

Annus unus

UNUS, ANNUS

U N U S A N N U S

Unas Annus is invading

@Madaline L. You know it bro! Here for a good time, not for a long time!

ThePictishMan 26 I’m screaming dude 😂🤣

😆

Right? Lol

Omg

I have no idea what to comment but I just wanna be here in case there’s a funny shitstorm

Does it reallt count if it's your own house though?

@@Black.Rose743 i would say so because Jack said A house not someone else's house so

Also same

Waits outside for a locksmith because I live in apartments for my entire life

@@yuewingman456 well, if your on the ground floor or have a fire escape, you could still get through a window

Hes a pre saint

SANTA DIED?!

@Ditsy underrated comment

Under Catholic theology, sure! 😂

@@Bliss-re8bd HE WAS TOO YOUNG!!!

hmm yes this video game is made of video game

Hmm the floor is made out of floor

god that shit always hurt

Shadow Squid u ever stepped on a lego?

ooga booga Shut up gay k pop weeb

Asif Siddique ok then

latin is such a beautiful spawn of existence

Asif Siddique lol

Earth wind and fire ❤😂

LOL

you hear the ghostly howls of a doggo

What?

The narrator sounds like he is one wrong word from summoning an Eldritch entity.

Karina Cat begone bot!

i think it sounds like a google translate voice coming through one of those speaker things you would find at a childrens playground

@BobGeam ello pigeon e e e

Captain Scrambles indeed a intellectual

Nice

wowie

Me a big brain boi: Momento Mori

Whoooooowee

i too was happy to hear the reference but gotta say I clocked out of supernatural at season 8. Season 1-6 were great though.

@@01claudLO alright just saying that those seasons were better but the new ones are still amazing

Yes 👏👏 I was trying to find that one SPN comment.

Exactly.. ive been trying to find this comment...

Me now crying because of the end of season 15 😂😂

First comment to use the correct "exorcise" finally.... except this was edited.... Still, if the edit was for that, it's acceptable. Kudos.

@@drpsychonaut i was contemplating leaving in the "it", i'm not sure which is more correct

Italiana veramente?😂

@@jecky5028 tecnicamente ;)

Strano vederne altri che guardano Jacksepticeye, non lo conosce praticamente nessuno

Classicisti: are you challenging me?

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Meeeee! I had a huge fanboy moment XD

Same the Winchester's are my everything 😂

Who are the Winchester’s? I’m confused

@@josephrazza8709 super natural my man

Same I was like he knows

so true

@Alina Way could you please stap

@@jack-o-lantern3684 it's a bot lmao unstoppable

@@funguy9177 damn it xp

The episodes are an hour long though 😢😭

I can't watch that it scares me

I heard it too, Robin’s the best editor honestly! 🤣

That can sound so wrong out of context

n ziom that can sound wrong *in* context

eyyy fellow wendigoon enjoyer

the movie is “antichrist”

@@carley2393 Ty!

First

Death

Yes

I smell stolen content.

I stubbed my toe when I had an ingrown toenail, i screamed mortis as soon as I hit the ground

István Lippai yo lucky he liked your comment

IKR

Ááá.... Magyar top komment😇😇

Nice pfp. Also nice number of likes (690)

BRYlol what are you 5 years old he licked his comment because it was funny

Mr. Cup It was so funny 🤣🤣

My dumb self thought the game said that

@@bemyguest9695I thought that too. 😂

*Mortits*

Celdy Parish smooth

I loved that part!

only thing i can do tbh

Lauren Are 16:40

Not true, I found out they’re charging me almost double what the other companies are quoting for the same coverage. Gonna be switching soon.

Holly Voorhees LMAOOOO

you got the same last name as jason

I know, demons are very lazy and hate to move (out of the human body)

Holly Voorhees Don’t be rude

Fallout 3

@@sjbreal3224 Skyrim?

​@@sjbreal3224 wow so real

Because Sprite

It is

Bobb Bobberson agrees

Because SPITE CRANBERRY but it was funny I got it to lol

lmao

I was just about to comment the same thing lmao

What a copy

@@noah3508 wow theu copied something I've never seen before? That takes some talent

I am very wize

Wize Man this entire comment thread confuses me. Perhaps I am not Wize enough

Dad Jokes aha

No thanks

demusicrox Yus

GARBAGE. play quality The Hex instead you sperg ready player three bich

NO!

I had to break into my own house when I forgot my keys, it was weird and I’m sure it would have looked suspicious if I’d lived on a busy street. So it doesn’t have to be someone else’s house, you can test yourself and lock yourself out of your own house ;)

Angel Wolfheart 69th like

I... Felt so called out but it's so true. Its not illegal if you don't get caught!

One time I was staying at my great grandma's house and shes the only one with the key so we had to crawl through a tiny ass window to get in

Lololololololololololol

You are not getting Mortits

38874783 5557645328 got em

She shall suffer......

38874783 5557645328 I’m dying 😂

@Youssef Rezkalla no

Blue exorisis be like

He sounded so southern lol

Lolol

Texas vibes

i want it on a shirt.

Don't forget "Mortits"

30:39 "Mortits" XDD

@Karina Cat no

@Karina Cat I'm going to check your vibe.

what is the vatican

Me too tho 😂

@@suedetree970 I don't kill people, I'm already dead

Poni Koji Jede Kroasan Jesus at least has some historical evidence

"I have the power of God and Anime on my side!"

@@mandiecarson1949 Some?

@@zakriyaejaz6076 The historicity of Jesus relates to whether Jesus of Nazareth was a historical figure. Virtually all scholars who have investigated the history of the Christian movement find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain, and standard historical criteria have aided in reconstructing his life. BUT that is not to say god is real.

he's depresed Jesus Crist beacose he doesn't belive in himself

No

@Alyssa Cat actually I don't want to

Bro wtf

@AminoBejino what a bop

Nope

MORTIS BITCH

LOL 😆

time stamp ?

When you find porn for the first time.

Cláudio Acosta I’m so triggered

If it's underage it is. I'm sorry.

Lol shesus

shhhEEEEEsus

Lmao

Damn you and damn your dog

Underrated asf

That's something I would probably do XD

He did reference the Vine though about the Lord and that made me happy 😂

Lunar_Mist i just read this as soon as he said it

I mustn't like. 420 likes. Just know, I like it in my heart...

Well he’s right. The player’s name is John Ward, not Father Allred.

SpringYard 20XX It was a ✨Joke✨

Lol 666 likes

THANK YOU THAT WAS KILLING ME

Ohh i think its called a stoma? Yeah that freaks me out. One of the reasons why i quit smoking.

Like my grandpa

Cancer Kazoo

Tracheostomy?

This comment freaked me out, but here's a like anyways. Ó~Ò'

face

Yos

lmaao

Ending 1/5

i laughed really hard at this

Funny joke, but it's Exorcise not Exercise

JinMause I know the difference between the words, I chose that spelling on purpose

@@jinmause206 Sorry,but trying to roast him by telling him the amount of o's needed in woosh,is just purely dumb,it doesn't matter since it has the same meaning,just less o's.

@@hughmunguswho it kind of does matter. If someone uses less or more than 4 o's then it shows they're one of those idiots who hopped on the bandwagon and started spamming it everywhere.

Ryuta It doesn’t matter if they’ve jumped in the bandwagon or not. It’s still cancerous.

Holly water•

Hillary MJ holiest water

Rick and Mortis

*2 year olds* eeeeeeee tinkerbeelllllllllll

Karina Cat shushhhhh

@Karina Cat BEGONE BITCH!!!!

My name is faith & when I got the notification, i was like :')

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