He does really good dental Originally streamed/recorded on August 11th, 2022. Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Imagine being an immortal demon bound in place and forced to watch a puny mortal run around trying to exorcise you, giving a twenty minute long rant about how they should let you and how you'll kill them and doing everything you can to spook them, and they respond by looking you in the eyes and saying 'let's talk about how fucked up that is, the first person killed by the demon is always the person who summoned them,' and your 'victim' launches into a forty minute long rant themselves. That's when you realize that Jerma isn't locked in there with you, you're locked in there with him.
I feel like if Jerma encountered the cenobites from hellraiser, he'd just bore them away by ranting about how fucked up it is that they're just gonna take him away because he solved the box.
@@Explosivevortex "WHAT!? You guys are gonna torture me for eternity for giving you the chance to torture literally ANYONE on Earth? Why would you kill the guy that knows how to summon you? You know what I mean? If you let me live I can just summon you whenever you're feeling bored and let you torture some other person. Seriously I don't get it."
Soup update: Tonight was Tomato Soup with onion, spinach, little bit of sriarcha, black pepper and garlic. On the side was Grilled Cheese on thick bread with Havarti that I dipped into the soup. It was good.
Jerma's talking about firing stuff into space yet again. So now we have a car tyre, a copy of Jim Carrey's The Mask, some primitive tools, and Jerma's corpse, all just floating in orbit to show aliens.
They all either get launched out of the same cannon or like 5 different ones set up in a line, and no matter what, at least one of those will collide and lose all momentum before falling back down and probably killing someone in the crowd of his funeral "celebration."
Thank you so much for including the bit where Jerma tells the demon to grant him wishes like it's a genie. Had to be my favorite moment from the original stream.
@@babababoiboiboiboi how about both? Hear me out. A dumpster viking burial. Instead of shooting a flaming arrow at a drifting boat, you toss a molotov cocktail into a dumpster filled with ole newspaper while it races down a steep San Francisco street
It's pretty funny to me that what Jerma wants instead of a funeral is EXACTLY what Hunter Thompson did, down to the literal cannon. #GonzoJournalismAmiright
I used to be a mortuary assistant and the embalmer I worked with was so desensitized to the job that he'd be eating his breakfast sandwich while he watched me prep the body
Breaking News- Twitch streamer streams himself operating on his own victims while in a delusional PSYCHOsis that makes him think he's playing a video game.
He has used 'bitch' various times like his old Skyrims to his recent Elden Ring (moon demon idk) which is like still a slur he needs to be mindful of to not use generously so it is very nice to see him reconsider that ever so often.
@@dundeecake how is bitch a slur? You can call anyone a bitch and it still works. It's not really specific to any group. It's kind of a slur for women but it's just way too broad and generally used. Plus I don't really think bitch has the same weight as most slurs, like I'm not even gonna type the n-word but I'll say bitch all day long.
@@dundeecake but to be fair I am arguing over how people use words. which is kind of a fools errand since people use language in such a variety of ways that saying one way is correct is silly. So it's okay to think bitch is a slur but I don't think alot of people are gonna agree with you, since it's so common and relatively unnofensive.
Jerma reminds me of a deer, he's completely fucking unphased by something coming at him from mach 5, but the sound of a window or something hitting the wall makes him crap his soul out.
2:40 This is exactly how I feel about watching Jerma. If someone walks into the room while I’m watching him you can bet that I’m closing my screen faster than I would if it were porn.
The jermas spiel about not wanting his body to go through all this rigmarole when hes dead really hits home to me. When I die i just wanna walk off into the woods and never be heard from again
jerome has it down - I don’t want a buncha technical procedures after my death, just tie me to some rocks, drop me in the Mariana Trench, and attach a little dog-tag that mentions how I wanted this and includes a joke about the titanic or something
every time a jumpscare happens in this video, i look at the facecam and i say "oh THAT's where that face came from". and then another jumpscare happens & i say "no wait, it was THAT one", and then another happens and i say "wait no,"
Jerma describes the Rick Morty iPad scenario so clearly because that's what he does with Holly, He's been running the grift for month's now fooling her into thinking he's a cool guy with slicked back hair and a leather jacket
8:19 made me pause with my fork halfway to my mouth because I’d just come upstairs to have late night chocolate cream pie and I put this video on to watch while I ate
I hate how the cut off at 1:31 how he says “really? Get a ba-“ as the demon throws shit over and he screams but after the cut he sat there for like half a minute in fear, didn’t mention what the fuck just happened, and just finished his sentence.
If I were an architect and had to build a morgue or a funeral home, I'd make sure every room is so well lit that there's no chance for any creepy lighting at all
