And you are correct. All the items listed here are free. Tell AOC what she won. That's right she won one dead corpse, a lifetime supply of misery, and ???.
I don't know how you did that kind of superscience magic there but I just happened to read your comment rate as they did the" marshmallow" I've never seen such comedic timing in a text before I don't know how you planned that out or if is just a coincidence.🤣
I did not get the Marshmallow one myself. (I may not be the sharpest tac on the block) My favorite been video. The motorcyclist who identified as a byciclist.
Years ago I broke down 60 miles outside of Salt Lake City and the only ones to stop was a bus full of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They drove me a good 30 minutes to the closest town to use a phone and call a wrecker then took me all the way back and waited with me.
"...now they just need to get the Theology down." Kyle absolutely deserved some Thug Life meme editing over that! Although, he managed the "I'm just sayin'" sip all on his own.
"(Because she's so stupid)" is pure gold! I need the Bee to keep reminding me that not everybody out there is a nut job, and there are still intelligent people with great senses of humor. Thank you!
It is not satire to call her stupid. That is true. Satire is calling her “smart” or “brave” while showing how stupid she is. (I loved the “stupid” shoelace headline BTW.)
Publish a joke where AOC claims to remember that she was stressed in January "situation", and was under deadly threat because she was on a spaceship on her way to Mars, and that was "legit" risky.
I actually hated the one about New Springs' "NewSpring Church To Offer 90-Day Refund On Salvation". I live just a few minutes from New Spring, so my pastor literally got up in front of the church the next Sunday morning and told everyone in the church that New Spring was offering a salvation back guarantee!! Lets just say, we all got a kick out of that one when we looked it up after church!
4:40 as a mormon(lds for the fancy) that was funny as hell. And the musical was praised by the church and used to introduce the religion to new "converts". As trey Parker said, mormons are just too nice to mess with 🤣
Love your channel! Just discovered you guys a few months ago, and when I get headlines in my email, have to look twice to see if it’s true! My daughter gave me your awoke book for my birthday last month, and it’s really funny. Thanks for giving this senior a good laugh. I live in Utah, but not Mormon. However, I can tell you Romney is not well liked here either, and I got a good laugh over that headline. People need to lighten up.
I went to the Book of Mormon play in Amsterdam. Was pretty good. Afterwards real actual Mormons were outside handing out flyers, which was pretty brilliant. They were very good sports about it, made me respect them at that moment.
Babylon Bee kind of reminds me of an online form of "Sniff Petrol" a satire website popular in the UK when the interweb thingie first started - keep up the good work!
Funniest thing about censorship: I stopped listening (was listening instead of viewing), went back and started watching to see what was censored, where I would have entirely moved on by now.
I think my favorite article you've done is "7 Tips For Opening Your Bible And Reading It This Week." Not so much because of the headline, but the article itself is Gold.
My spouse and I were in a small Tex Mex cafe talking about her during the election. I lamented, that Poor AOC is so clueless, she couldn't pour water out of boot, if the instructions were on the sole. The hispanic waitress filling salt shakers near giggled out loud.
Best AOC joke I heard. (interviewer) "What is your opinion on the Row vs. Wade case? (AOC) "Well when people cross the river into the U.S. they basically have two choices......"
Man, I am not this person, but I have own satirical headline for you regarding the Jan Crouch headline: "True Christians Surprised Jesus Doesn't Find Joke Funny" From the article: "But we're the good kind of Christian: it's clearly more important to make fun of theological differences than to be compassionate. I mean, if Jan Crouch fell into a ditch on a Sunday, I wouldn't even help her get out because she could name and claim her way back up. That's how holy I am."
Personally I've always liked that the Babylon Bee takes shots at BOTH sides, besides that Trump one was pretty funny. (Especially since you had to censor the punchline when saying it, but left it alone in text so we could STILL see it.😂)
If you want to change something from "illegal" to "legal", just change the laws. If you want to change something from "immoral" to "moral", just change the authority. It really is that easy.
😂🤣 My favorite Babylon Bee article of all time is the piece that features an ordinary photo of Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, with a caption that read "Rare Photo of Justin Trudeau not in Blackface Surfaces."🤣☠️
I'm a recent subscriber, but I've seen lots of your headlines. The local radio morning show runs some. Zeducation channel runs some. KEEP iT UP! I'm a conservative and Trump supporter, but I loved every one of these. (Or, I sort of wonder if you'd enjoy it more if I left a hateful comment)
Awesome. On a plane back to Portland a guy got all pissed they didn't have straws. I told him to ask for a free syringe and use that. It cheered him up
@@suryanshshrivastava4681 Part of the 2020 election pledges had Democrats vowing to ban plastic straws for the sake of the environment. "Clutching at straws" is a desperate and futile attempt to stop something, though it's a different kind of straw- grass straws.
Biden is over crack, but he isn't over poon-tang. He thought the stripper was on the up and up. I wonder if she intentionally got pregnant with his love child for the cashola?
