MOTHER SIMULATOR 

"Just because I'm physically repulsed by picking up my own baby does not mean I'm a bad mom" - Markiplier 2018

What's hilarious to me is that the father is never present to help with parenting but he's always there to lift the toilet seat

I have never laughed so hard. Especially when he kept picking up the baby

Mark: "OH GOD WHY DID THE CONDOM HAVE TO BREAK" That one got me

*”It’s not clean, it’s not fun, but it has to be done”* -*Mark F. 2018*

I feel like Mark's mom would be rolling her eyes through this whole endeavor

Mark: Hello everybody today I am playing Mother Simulator *20 mins later* Mark: I have lost the baby

Mark:NO PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby again * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOOOOOOOOWN I was DYING

Baby: *cries* Momiplier: *DISGUSTED* TF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID?!?!

I died when he tried to throw the baby oot the window and.... *THE BABY STARTED ACTING DEMONIC*

"I've only been a mother for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely extremely done" -Markiplier 2018

It's cold enough that the floor is literally frozen and yet the baby is sitting in a cot wearing nothing but a diaper. *10/10 parenting*

I am 24 weeks pregnant and regret everything now because of this.

22: 26 *Mark making a disgusted noise* “Just because I’m physically repulsed from picking up my own baby does not mean I’m a bad mother” I’M DEAD😂😂

Why did that condom have to break...?!" _Mark F. 2018

I can just see Amy going about her day and randomly hearing "HEY, its tough being a mother!"

Mark is going to make the best Mom one day. "I have to poop" "Blue duck wheres the blue duck" "Nooooo, put down the baby"

Wife: Honey can you put the baby in the crib? Markiplier: Okay Wife: Thank you Markiplier: *in background* KOBE *yeets baby into crib*

*puts baby in the toilet* *shits on baby* *gets minus points* Mark: " _Oh I'm sorry I didn't put the seat down that's what' wrong about this equation_ " I freaking died...xD

I though the first task was “eat the baby” not “meet the baby”

*N000OAAAAOOO000!* *I DIDN'T PUT IT DOWN* *PUT DOWN-* *PUT DOWN THE BABY* *PUT THE BABY DOWN!*

**Is repulsed by physically touching her own baby** Best mother ever!!!

"I don't know why we would live in earthquake central!" ...Mark, you live in Los Angeles. You live in earthquake central.

Mark: says literally anything The comments: *it's free real estate*

Mark getting jumpscared by his own baby is hilarious 😂

You know, you don't need a computer to play this game for yourself, but you need a co-op partner and it takes about nine months to install.

laughed too hard at the baby in the window

"It seems your robot-kid made pee"

Momiplier

As a mother of 3, I can tell you the realest parts of this were Mark screaming "Where is your father?!" And the baby throwing everything you hand it as soon as you give it to them...😂

Mark: Accidentally picks up the robo-baby Mark: *Almost pukes*

“kobe” hits a bit differently now

*"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"*

“Why did the condom have to break??”

*mark dances with baby* *drops baby out the window* *walks away like nothing happened*

I feel like if Mark were to have a kid and someone asked if he was ready he would respond with "I played Mother Simulator, I think I'm well prepared."

NOOO I GOOTTA POOP PUT DOWN THE BABY PUT DOWN THE BABY * immediately picks up * NOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY * repeats* AAAAAAGGGGGH PuT tHe BaBy DoWn!

*Just because I'm physically repulsed by my baby doesn't make me a bad mother* - Mark

*How to get rid of a baby* Step 1: Have a little dance with it. Step 2: "Accidentally" drop it out of the window. Step 3: Success!

"Now I get it, I'm not supposed to beat the baby." Thats going in the quote book.

I just can't with Mark being scared everytime he accidently pick ups the baby xD

Ok, who agrees of seeing this animated? X3

Moms must be really good at basketball.

13:23 "Oh come on! It's tough being a mother.... aaaand blam in your mouth. Nothing wrong with that is there? Nothing wrong at all. Oh yeah baby, that's good *WHAP* Well you hit yourself in your face." That entire thing out of context had me rolliing!

"Ok, easy peasy, lemon squeeze my nipples." - Mark 2018

"DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO EAT" - Mark "Now You Also Need to Eat ." - Game "BUT WHYYYYYYY?" - Mark Thanks game for a quick answer....

*immediately prepared for multiple dead babies*

Anyone else watching this hearing Mark yell "Kobe" in 2020? Cus oof that shit makes me sad

OMG when the baby got stuck in the window and was twitching like a demon I started laughing so hard I began to choke on the candy I was eating.

My favorite part was when the baby got stuck inside the window and he said NOPE

So, hilarious story, I've been sick so my husband is taking care of the baby while I rest. This morning when I awoke I found out my husband and our daughter had quite the adventure while I was unconscious: 1- For some reason he didn't notice she had figured out how to get in the diaper pail 2- Apparently while he wasn't paying attention she removed poop diaper and smeared the poop all over herself and the floor, and apparently also ate some of it 3- He gave her a bath, dressed her, cleaned up the poop and is planning to shampoo the carpet today because of the incident 4- Because she ate poop she vomited all over herself after the bath 5- So he cleaned her up again and now she's in a dress and things seem to be back in order, lol Bottom line, I, the mother, am not allowed to be sick. XD

i was laughing so hard when mark said "Why Did The Condom have to Brake"

I normily dont find "poop" amusing but more immature, but I was dying when he said "NOOOO MY POOP!" ( 19:23 )

me- "I don't want kids" my mum-"WHAT WHY" me- *shows her this video*

M A R K I S A M O T H E R

And now if Mark and Amy ever discuss having kids, Amy can look at this video and go “no”

so THATS why women gain so much weight after child birth.... they have to eat a plate of donuts every 2 minutes

Can I get "it's not clean, it's not fun, but it has to be done" on a tee shirt?

As a daycare teacher, I can say this is accurate

“PUT- DOWN P-PUT DOWN THE BAABYYY AAAHHHH PUT IT DOWN” ~Markiplier

"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"-Mark 2018

Poor Mark He wasn’t ready for the responsibility of being a tv show mother Still I’m ready for the next episode of motherplier’s manor

A mother should look after her baby in any condition even during the ice age................................. mark:.......Heheheheh WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

"Why do I have to eat?!" Lol, as a mom of 2, I ask myself this question often, because I forget to eat, frequently.. 😅

I wasn't expecting to get jumpscared in a video like this. .-.

MOMIPLIER

“Time to get the bread off the poopy floor” Hmm I wonder why he has food poisoning...

"It's like a goddamn Slip-n-Slide in here"

the best condom commercial

That robot baby has seen some shit

I could feel my uterus and ovaries shut down while watching this.

9:15 hearing him yell Kobe :(

Mark: What happens if I cover the binkie in boiling water Me: //ScReAmS// N O O O Baby: //is completely fine// Me/Mark: oh- ----------- Baby: //Finishes formula// Mark: Don't - don't throw it- Baby: //Throws it// Mark: God Dammit.

" *AH I HOPE THIS IS GOING IN MY MOUTH* " ~Markiplier, 2k18

I almost spat out my noodles when the baby made a sound and you responded with "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID!?!?!"

The jumpscares actually scared me-and then I started laughing uncontrolably like a psychopath xD

I have had 3 babies. And, yes, it is amazing where poop can end up. I had one baby's poop shoot out and hit my forehead and drip onto my shirt. And another baby whose poop flew across the room from his changing table to the door. So when you have babies, you need to realize you will become more familiar with poop than you ever thought you would be. And also be prepared to be peed and vomited on as well. I am NOT exaggerating either.

When he dropped the baby out the window made me laugh way too damn hard

I HAVE TO EAT?! BUT WHYYY?!

This video came out 2 months after my twins were born but I'm glad I'm watching it for the first time now. I'm halfway through the video right now and its funny and shows somewhat into what it's like to be a mom. I've gotta say that I like that you can make points from shooting the diapers into the trash can. It's the little wins that kept my sanity in tact for the first year lol.

"Ehmm excuse me, but why is there lying a naked baby in the trash can?..." Mark: "SHUT UP, I'M A GOOD MOTHER!"

Now you know how Momiplier felt.

Mark: Oh it's a show! :D Wilford: *breaks door down* DID SOMEONE SAY SHOW

markiplier: “ohhh boy- shit iS BUILDING” crowd: boos

Holy cap that moment when Mark threw the baby into the window and it started glitching. I shouldn’t be laughing. Why am I laughing?

*how to correctly parent a child*

I want it known that as a mother I have literally used the phrase "Wow poop on the ceiling! That's impressive."

as a person with ADHD, i relate to this moment: 4:57

(Sassy baby in the loading screen) Me: Paint me like one of your french girls!

Does this mean it's... *BABY TIME?* *inhales* BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

Mark, your better as a daddy, I mean... Dad...

mark: throws baby out of window baby: why, father- UH-mother

Meet the baby Upgrade Beat the baby

do more. motherplier must go on

I was laughing so hard I gagged when the baby jumpscared Mark. It’s basically 11PM and everyone else is sleeping.

Little did Mark know that he and Ethan would one day have a robobaby of their own...

animate this

Can you *throw* the baby?!

But watching Mark is the same thing as *Daddy Simulator*

"Just because I'm physically _repulsed_ by the sight of my baby doesn't mean I'm a bad mother!"