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@brownie4032
@brownie4032 4 года назад
“If you’re drowning, just drink the water” - Barack Stalin
@otsari7351
@otsari7351 3 года назад
@Deep Patel if you're unemployed, just get a job
@rox1419
@rox1419 3 года назад
That Random Guy if you're dying, just live
@nocow4167
@nocow4167 3 года назад
If you have a drought just make some clouds
@Callsign-Cobra
@Callsign-Cobra 3 года назад
I mean your not wrong
@ToxicSkull0
@ToxicSkull0 3 года назад
If you’re you, then don’t you
@Almuso10
@Almuso10 2 года назад
“It’s all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits” -Joker
@sr.brigadeiro7718
@sr.brigadeiro7718 2 года назад
Nice
@zannchristo
@zannchristo 2 года назад
Nice
@sujitszu
@sujitszu 2 года назад
Nice
@denver.3715
@denver.3715 2 года назад
Nice
@blackbaron6505
@blackbaron6505 2 года назад
Nice
@LMAO_And_Forever
@LMAO_And_Forever 2 года назад
“It’s better to Piss in the Sink, than to Sink in the Piss” -The Clowner
@LoKing1337
@LoKing1337 2 года назад
Thats some deep shit bro
@drip-luc2113
@drip-luc2113 2 года назад
@@LoKing1337 more like....deep piss
@oyungogdfrust4136
@oyungogdfrust4136 2 года назад
The funniest comment in this comment section
@incognitojon902
@incognitojon902 2 года назад
That’s actually a good one
@aeoligarlic4024
@aeoligarlic4024 2 года назад
He's got a point
@yoshikagekira120
@yoshikagekira120 Год назад
"Girls give me headaches, Boys give me head." -Joker
@somewhereabovetheclouds999
@somewhereabovetheclouds999 Год назад
Lmao
@peepeepoopooshidfard100
@peepeepoopooshidfard100 Год назад
gigachad grindset
@user-mg7wh8zq6v
@user-mg7wh8zq6v Год назад
YOOOOOO 💀
@staciefreshener4032
@staciefreshener4032 Год назад
not the kind of lead we wanted to know about
@iasked4692
@iasked4692 Год назад
​@@staciefreshener4032 I did
@affordablenuggets1943
@affordablenuggets1943 3 года назад
“When I was your age, I was your age” - the Joker
@nothinghere6410
@nothinghere6410 3 года назад
Idk why I'm laughing so hard
@karthik.b1309
@karthik.b1309 3 года назад
So true. Very deep indeed.
@falcofan18
@falcofan18 3 года назад
thats literally me omg....
@ToxicSkull0
@ToxicSkull0 3 года назад
Bro I thought you’d be oldr
@marcury4137
@marcury4137 3 года назад
TS0 that’s what he said
@derek2678
@derek2678 4 года назад
"Sometimes you gotta open a window, to close a window" -jaker
@d3generate804
@d3generate804 4 года назад
Thats actually quite deep
@serjtankian5474
@serjtankian5474 4 года назад
Queue New Magic Wand
@jakoblampert3447
@jakoblampert3447 4 года назад
Sometimes you gotta break a window to get that Xbox...
@alexwest2280
@alexwest2280 4 года назад
I need to get her out of the picture
@serjtankian5474
@serjtankian5474 4 года назад
greenbig al she’s really fuckin up my frame
@VioletMilks
@VioletMilks 3 года назад
“80% of men have girlfriends, 20% of men are watching moistcritikal on twitch “ -5’6 Joker
@creakybeak1252
@creakybeak1252 2 года назад
@@Djirifoekrkfkf not just any horny women, smokin' hot MILFS
@dude7813
@dude7813 2 года назад
“Have brains”
@sirsamiboi
@sirsamiboi Год назад
(uncorrelated)
@siddhanthravichandran3245
@siddhanthravichandran3245 Год назад
U forgot to misspell "girlfriends" as " girlfreinds"
@red2theelectricboogaloo961
@red2theelectricboogaloo961 Год назад
rest 20% have breain
@davieboy86
@davieboy86 2 года назад
“It was technically legal, because 6+6+6 is 18” -Mr Society Man
@lyndislegion287
@lyndislegion287 2 года назад
Oof
@aravinds3846
@aravinds3846 2 года назад
Commenting so this goes to the top.
@anormalguy511
@anormalguy511 2 года назад
Holy shit this is brilliant
@calkestis5817
@calkestis5817 2 года назад
Underrated
@mediy0
@mediy0 2 года назад
Woah
@mikediaz6783
@mikediaz6783 4 года назад
“I’m The Joker, baby” -The Joker, baby
@arkhanhind2613
@arkhanhind2613 4 года назад
Now I want a Baby Joker movie... and it's your fault.
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 4 года назад
Hi, "Joker, baby" I'm dad
@dotsydude
@dotsydude 4 года назад
“I’m the Baby Joker” -Baby joker
@thebeesechurger751
@thebeesechurger751 4 года назад
Train Joker anyone?
@Patches_Gaming
@Patches_Gaming 4 года назад
@@dotsydude: I'm the baby choker.
@chickenisgood9729
@chickenisgood9729 4 года назад
"Don't spell poop backwards" -Joker
@emrafighifari2675
@emrafighifari2675 4 года назад
What does poop spell backwards?
@UNODOZE
@UNODOZE 4 года назад
@@emrafighifari2675 poop
@datbat1175
@datbat1175 4 года назад
Sex
@oongaboonga9481
@oongaboonga9481 4 года назад
Sorry lord i have made a sin, please take my soul in order to forgive my useless interiors.
@eifl_
@eifl_ 4 года назад
qooq
@zackzallie8735
@zackzallie8735 2 года назад
"If you close your eyes, you can't see" - Jokester Jotaro
@yra253
@yra253 2 года назад
not funny but its a jojo reference so I liked your comment.
@zackzallie8735
@zackzallie8735 2 года назад
@@yra253 i take that as a compliment
@EvilDaBlobba
@EvilDaBlobba 2 года назад
*Duu you undahstando?*
@yra253
@yra253 2 года назад
@@EvilDaBlobba YES I AM!
@olezka_dostoevsky
@olezka_dostoevsky 2 года назад
omg jow jow!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bruh......2005
@bruh......2005 3 года назад
"Never trust a quote from a name that's backwards" -Rekoj
@maomaomi5434
@maomaomi5434 2 года назад
"word" _Bob
@amosp9411
@amosp9411 2 года назад
This is a paradox that isn't a paradox
@k3kli0n12
@k3kli0n12 3 года назад
'"She was 18 in dog years" -the Joker
@sentientmustache8360
@sentientmustache8360 3 года назад
Holy fucking shit she was 126 years old what the fuck
@joshuawinans5220
@joshuawinans5220 3 года назад
@@sentientmustache8360 No, she was 2 and a half years old
@sentientmustache8360
@sentientmustache8360 3 года назад
@@joshuawinans5220 Isn’t 1 human year 7 dog years?
@yagnikbose8973
@yagnikbose8973 3 года назад
@@sentientmustache8360 ya that's why the age in human years should be 18 divided by 7 which is approximately 2 and a half human years...
@sentientmustache8360
@sentientmustache8360 3 года назад
@@yagnikbose8973 Ohh ye i got it wrong *that’s even worse*
@vanillaicecream445
@vanillaicecream445 3 года назад
"Having a billion dollars is like having a dollar, but a billion times" -Joker
@paganmin8124
@paganmin8124 3 года назад
I can confirm
@amanimango
@amanimango 3 года назад
woW!
@stepbruh2327
@stepbruh2327 3 года назад
mAtH
@impolitedirector3595
@impolitedirector3595 3 года назад
METH
@andymcclurg9916
@andymcclurg9916 3 года назад
Good one
@Y0za
@Y0za Год назад
"Everybody lives a life. But no one actually gets a life" - Joker
@monsterjamin24-79
@monsterjamin24-79 Год назад
“Sometimes you fall asleep when you are awake and sometimes you wake up when you are asleep” -Joker
@notserp1836
@notserp1836 Год назад
So deep 😔 Jk
@houseofsalt2873
@houseofsalt2873 4 года назад
"Don't trust anybody... even sugar looks like salt..." -Joeker
@dottyastercapasloke2739
@dottyastercapasloke2739 4 года назад
That actually ain't that bad
@otp12thaina
@otp12thaina 4 года назад
I snorted this is hilarious lmao
@bigfridge1517
@bigfridge1517 4 года назад
Who’s joe
@sho5a5_fera5
@sho5a5_fera5 4 года назад
Pepe Silva who's joeker
@pissandcornflakes9119
@pissandcornflakes9119 4 года назад
cocaine
@user-xj1pj8ce9q
@user-xj1pj8ce9q 4 года назад
“If you’re homeless, buy a house” - Joker.
@urmomgayahaha
@urmomgayahaha 4 года назад
*you're -joker
@blueblipblock2096
@blueblipblock2096 4 года назад
"if your starving eat some food" Joker (4732 AD)
@AstarionsBoyfriend
@AstarionsBoyfriend 4 года назад
@@blueblipblock2096 you're*
@blueblipblock2096
@blueblipblock2096 4 года назад
@@AstarionsBoyfriend it's purposely dumb I mean the year literally says 4732 AD that's 2000 years in the future Tldr the joke is supposed to be bad
@bando3107
@bando3107 4 года назад
How do people not know the difference between your and you're?
@protecthislegacy3902
@protecthislegacy3902 2 года назад
“I didn’t say all of this shit” - Joker
@m.a.d2120
@m.a.d2120 2 года назад
"My friend tony said dont spell his name backwards, and i said y not?" - Jomama
@blazaybla22
@blazaybla22 2 года назад
@@h.o.2953 shut
@greatdayforpizza6974
@greatdayforpizza6974 2 года назад
@@h.o.2953 shut
@joemama-xm4xv
@joemama-xm4xv 2 года назад
@@h.o.2953 shut
@baldibaldimore6423
@baldibaldimore6423 Год назад
@@h.o.2953 shut
@dethkillerspiral
@dethkillerspiral Год назад
@@h.o.2953 shut
@Web4Brainz
@Web4Brainz 4 года назад
“ exercise i thought you said extra fries” - Joker
@popapo-spuds
@popapo-spuds 4 года назад
I have a shirt of Garfield saying that
@crunchy1547
@crunchy1547 4 года назад
/ The_Big_Sewer_Rat \ can i have it
@ContactDeadAhead
@ContactDeadAhead 4 года назад
the background on my old ass dell pc was a pug with that quote on it when i was like fucking 7 years old
@tpomr1837
@tpomr1837 4 года назад
A M I hate Mondays
@nius3471
@nius3471 4 года назад
- minion*
@smallchild1545
@smallchild1545 4 года назад
"The key to success is to succeed" -Joker
@iexistdotcodotuk2558
@iexistdotcodotuk2558 4 года назад
"The key to murder is killing someone." -Joker 2001
@myrusEW
@myrusEW 4 года назад
Absolutely inspiring holy shit
@smallchild1545
@smallchild1545 4 года назад
@@myrusEW im something of a martin luther king myself
@KFCGAMING55
@KFCGAMING55 4 года назад
"Want thing? Go get thing" ‐Jokur 1945
@rakkstabber1536
@rakkstabber1536 4 года назад
“80% of boys have partners, the rest are nerds” - Joker 2020
@CivilCaine
@CivilCaine Год назад
"Finding caring wife is like discover dinosaur in a twenty-first century" - The Greek Historian, Joker
@limitless_valley
@limitless_valley Год назад
Cody ko reference
@tobiasboston7795
@tobiasboston7795 Год назад
Γιοκέριος, Yokerios. Ancient greek philosopher.
@aliuzashi2786
@aliuzashi2786 8 месяцев назад
unfortunately this is true
@mr.lelmanjiji4765
@mr.lelmanjiji4765 8 месяцев назад
​@@aliuzashi2786shut up emo
@Mercury-ok8ie
@Mercury-ok8ie 7 месяцев назад
​@@aliuzashi2786-jokar
@bluedog843
@bluedog843 2 года назад
“I am in your walls. This is not a joke. I am literally eating the insulation.” -Joker
@jlancov8890
@jlancov8890 8 месяцев назад
Have fun, its asbestos
@usaccdecks8363
@usaccdecks8363 4 года назад
"If you close your eyes You won't see" - Joker 2069
@shu830
@shu830 4 года назад
I'm the Joker baby
@yaeven4943
@yaeven4943 4 года назад
O M G I got chills from this
@lawabiding9152
@lawabiding9152 4 года назад
Deep
@moodydolphin7325
@moodydolphin7325 4 года назад
for some reason i heard that song that had that lol
@bernardoromero5009
@bernardoromero5009 4 года назад
"sometimes you have to open a door to get in" - El Bromas
@adamandeve6830
@adamandeve6830 4 года назад
"She said she was bae but replace the b with g" - Gandhi
@ramaaronpangangaan8380
@ramaaronpangangaan8380 3 года назад
Bandhi
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 3 года назад
He would've said this in real life, I think
@Banditxam4
@Banditxam4 3 года назад
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Fuck you
@hardcorenicotineaddict5517
@hardcorenicotineaddict5517 3 года назад
@@ramaaronpangangaan8380 Bandhicam
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 3 года назад
@@Banditxam4 awwww
@thecollector427
@thecollector427 Год назад
"We don't live in a society, we live among a lot of people." - Joker
@alexwalker3229
@alexwalker3229 Год назад
"Everyone's a critic, but not everyone is critikal" - Joker
@Marchers46
@Marchers46 9 месяцев назад
Hey, that’s pretty good.
@Saul_Goodman497
@Saul_Goodman497 8 месяцев назад
"Moist critikal" dum dum dum
@lukastace3154
@lukastace3154 7 месяцев назад
​@@Saul_Goodman497 ba dum tss
@gonzabruh3183
@gonzabruh3183 4 года назад
"Looking at a wall is like looking at a window, but instead of a window it's a wall" - The Joker, 2020
@defunctaccount9803
@defunctaccount9803 4 года назад
Joseph grinning like that makes me want to die
@cidinhanascimento3577
@cidinhanascimento3577 4 года назад
changed my life😟😳✊✊
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 4 года назад
You killed me dude 🤣🤣
@unhealthydoppio9917
@unhealthydoppio9917 4 года назад
This killed me 😍
@Alexa-pc6ux
@Alexa-pc6ux 4 года назад
So deep😢😢😢
@dogemcdogeface7901
@dogemcdogeface7901 4 года назад
“Stop quoting me” -Joker
@sinenomine2681
@sinenomine2681 3 года назад
""Stop quoting me" - Joker" - Joker
@theadeptuscustodes
@theadeptuscustodes 3 года назад
"""Stop quoting me" -joker" -joker" -joker
@KazukiVA
@KazukiVA 3 года назад
stop
@sinenomine2681
@sinenomine2681 3 года назад
@@KazukiVA "Stop" - Jlol
@smeapnurpo2094
@smeapnurpo2094 3 года назад
@@sinenomine2681 "Sweet as sugar hard as a ice quote me once, i will quote you twice." -The Goker
@nolan1074
@nolan1074 2 года назад
"If you put a random quote next to a picture of a joker, it makes it seems like a joker quote" - Joker
@keeperofthehammer6795
@keeperofthehammer6795 2 года назад
"It's so refreshing to see other people getting quoted instead of it always being me." - Sun Tzu
@kujojotarostandoceanman2641
@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 3 года назад
"I promise she said she was 18" -Joker
@mastershooter64
@mastershooter64 3 года назад
FBI!! OPEN UP!
@zenx3855
@zenx3855 3 года назад
-CallmeCarson
@youxoli1030
@youxoli1030 3 года назад
-Mini Ladd
@tyrantt-1004
@tyrantt-1004 3 года назад
"Age is just a number" Joker
@veroxys
@veroxys 3 года назад
-cryaotic
@santiagobaublis7238
@santiagobaublis7238 4 года назад
"Sometimes, you'll have to open the door to get inside" -Joker 2020
@mr.bojangles9215
@mr.bojangles9215 4 года назад
SanTox91 omg I’m adding that to my list of bad ass joker quotes it’s so deep
@Fakedeath84
@Fakedeath84 4 года назад
Just when you think you riddled the riddler, turns out, he actually riddled you.
@Fakedeath84
@Fakedeath84 4 года назад
Whenever you feel like people think you care what they think about you, start making death threats.
@Fakedeath84
@Fakedeath84 4 года назад
People be thinking we ain't be living in a society, but we do.
@starkller919
@starkller919 4 года назад
Sometimes you gotta close the door to open the window
@CallMeSharms
@CallMeSharms 3 года назад
“If run out money, jus buy money” - jokra
@justarandomdiamond2993
@justarandomdiamond2993 Год назад
"Looking at a window is like looking through a wall, but clear." -Jeckor
@spazmaster6731
@spazmaster6731 4 года назад
"These Jordans are fake." -Joker, 2019
@guitargatekeeper
@guitargatekeeper 4 года назад
Lmaooo
@lilalazarini7681
@lilalazarini7681 4 года назад
“Why the fuck are you wearing mids.” -Joker,1981
@realvampcristi8044
@realvampcristi8044 4 года назад
@@lilalazarini7681 but some mids are fire fr 😳
@Mimi-qe7qz
@Mimi-qe7qz 4 года назад
"what if peacock is spelled peecock, it would be funny I think" -The Riddler
@profblack
@profblack 4 года назад
I laughed
@BruceWayne-pm6co
@BruceWayne-pm6co 4 года назад
poopcock
@tobyflenderson892
@tobyflenderson892 4 года назад
Good for you
@Lawxless
@Lawxless 4 года назад
Popcorn
@frogjog8822
@frogjog8822 4 года назад
say peacock, and no one bats an eye, say poop cock, and... everybody loses their minds....
@agamergirl9805
@agamergirl9805 2 года назад
“We’re not just telling stories” -Dharr
@jennifertrandafir
@jennifertrandafir 2 года назад
"We're changing lives! -Mann
@Iazibones
@Iazibones 2 года назад
At the end of the day, the day's over. - Joker
@lucasdiaz844
@lucasdiaz844 4 года назад
“I’m gonna say the n-word” -Joker
@mateo.mauro_xd
@mateo.mauro_xd 3 года назад
Miss Obama, get down!
@bigsmokenoextradip7705
@bigsmokenoextradip7705 3 года назад
No you won't *_Holding baseball bat with malicious intent_*
@teckniqqque
@teckniqqque 3 года назад
@@bigsmokenoextradip7705wait r u telling me u dnt want xtra dip? big smoke's rlly trying to get ripped huh
@aaqka
@aaqka 3 года назад
joker no that's racist!11!1!1!1!!1!1!!111!!11!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!11!!1!!!1111
@nachelle_h9767
@nachelle_h9767 3 года назад
jackson meads n o.
@cdubbz5923
@cdubbz5923 3 года назад
“Don’t spell poop backwards” -Joker
@bob_1216
@bob_1216 3 года назад
It’s poop 😳😳😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🥵🥵🚨🚨🤯🤯😡✈️✈️😂😂🧢🧢💪💪🤔🤔
@synkt8759
@synkt8759 3 года назад
🤯
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 3 года назад
qooq ?
@cjgreen4331
@cjgreen4331 3 года назад
This is the best one
@ghostie7776
@ghostie7776 3 года назад
qooq
@thebrownman1648
@thebrownman1648 2 года назад
"I was born at a young age." -Yoker
@amirulleonhardt1341
@amirulleonhardt1341 2 года назад
Everyone deserve love, but not everyone deserve love. -Joker
@road-blocks
@road-blocks 4 года назад
"we live in a community" -the jester
@goldengears5355
@goldengears5355 4 года назад
This is unironically clever!
@axo3940
@axo3940 4 года назад
*gesture
@stevenbean9731
@stevenbean9731 4 года назад
We live within an organized collection of humans that has developed order. _-The Knave_
@technic1285
@technic1285 4 года назад
@@stevenbean9731 -The Fool
@casualbloke7342
@casualbloke7342 4 года назад
@@technic1285 -the clown
@gmblin
@gmblin 4 года назад
"If you water water with water, it grows" - jokre
@abovemortals
@abovemortals 3 года назад
lmfao underrated
@Happy-Pansexual-Imp
@Happy-Pansexual-Imp 3 года назад
Holy shit
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 3 года назад
El Yoker
@Mythki11er
@Mythki11er 3 года назад
jokre lmao
@gmblin
@gmblin 3 года назад
@Arthur __ is that you...my long lost TWIN?!?! I thought I was separated from you in the most cursed comment section
@madeleinep.828
@madeleinep.828 2 года назад
“I don’t care what bathroom you use. Just wash your damn hands.” -Joker
@danielwan9242
@danielwan9242 3 года назад
"We are all monsters in the pocket of God." -Pikachu
@lorenzouria8849
@lorenzouria8849 4 года назад
“Poo is always with pee but pee isn’t always with poo” -The joker
@mrperfectcell1350
@mrperfectcell1350 4 года назад
I would've liked but it's already at 69 likes . Sorry Edit:I also liked after 71
@Qwerty-jc3so
@Qwerty-jc3so 4 года назад
i ruined the perfect 69 BWAHAHAHA
@lorenzouria8849
@lorenzouria8849 4 года назад
Smile :D did you?
@Qwerty-jc3so
@Qwerty-jc3so 4 года назад
@@lorenzouria8849 Lol at least I caught you liking your own comment xD
@drayle
@drayle 4 года назад
Isn't it the opposite ?
@P1T9GotSaved
@P1T9GotSaved 3 года назад
"You work for the company that hires you." -Societal Jacques
@ubeii
@ubeii 3 года назад
@Vihaan his pp didn't move wym?
@PeachyIceTea86
@PeachyIceTea86 3 года назад
@@ubeii his pp is hard
@BasiliskDark536
@BasiliskDark536 3 года назад
@@ubeii PP BIG AND HARD
@911_terrorist
@911_terrorist 2 года назад
@@ubeii pp hard and ready
@f1shyspace
@f1shyspace 2 года назад
I’m the 1k like1!1!
@vcguerrilla6438
@vcguerrilla6438 3 года назад
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house. - Joker
@Flapjack3734
@Flapjack3734 2 года назад
2:24 Franziska von Karma’s inspirational quote made it in the video
@hyalophora
@hyalophora 2 года назад
Was looking for this comment
@ThatGuyLobter
@ThatGuyLobter 2 года назад
Yes
@aceinyoface96
@aceinyoface96 3 года назад
" If you gotta pee, then pee. But if you don't, don't. -Joker
@jipph2238
@jipph2238 3 года назад
So deep
@hithere2602
@hithere2602 2 года назад
"When you earn money, masturbate for post nut clarity. Then make your decision with it."
@lewis261
@lewis261 2 года назад
"If you got a dog, feed it everyday.But if you don't, don't." - Bobby Shmurda
@benedictator4763
@benedictator4763 2 года назад
1k likes
@christianlabasan3663
@christianlabasan3663 2 года назад
😭😭😭
@casho.8110
@casho.8110 3 года назад
“say peacock, and nobody bats an eye. Say poopcock, and society goes wild” -Jockstrap
@kanyenortheast8682
@kanyenortheast8682 3 года назад
This made me start bawling immediately this says so much about society
@spacey4216
@spacey4216 3 года назад
I’m going to kill myself after reading this comment
@dreadfulman5191
@dreadfulman5191 3 года назад
Now this is a joker quote I can get behind
@lykeprice9239
@lykeprice9239 3 года назад
I-
@twisthermind2514
@twisthermind2514 3 года назад
🐍 🐍 sssssocietieeeee 🐍 🐍
@maxvogt3515
@maxvogt3515 Год назад
“Success is like the sun… You’ll never get there” - reverse motivational joker
@stinkybingus_shellshockers
@stinkybingus_shellshockers 2 года назад
"two out of every three pigs make a weak house" - Joker
@thebruheternal3654
@thebruheternal3654 3 года назад
"Being gay is gay because when you're gay, you're gay and that's gay" -Jester
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 3 года назад
Being male is gay, mate. You have a oui oui pp touching you at all times. Or just chop it off like a thiccc brainer?! -rockerstockingjocks
@reallyoriginalusername4574
@reallyoriginalusername4574 3 года назад
So I better go and chop my pp then
@dadi176
@dadi176 3 года назад
@@reallyoriginalusername4574 yes exactly, did u do it?
@reallyoriginalusername4574
@reallyoriginalusername4574 3 года назад
@@dadi176yes It did hurt for a few days and then u have to sit to pee
@Vexthewolf03
@Vexthewolf03 3 года назад
Who knew
@guaceldono7231
@guaceldono7231 4 года назад
“Virgins are cool people. N-not that I am one, of course” -Joker teens
@dongshenghan1473
@dongshenghan1473 4 года назад
LuckyHorseshoe 4 I’m obviously uncool
@Abdirahman_Mohamed
@Abdirahman_Mohamed 4 года назад
Heavens forbid I ever become cool, lmao
@DerVasto
@DerVasto 4 года назад
@@Abdirahman_Mohamed ...I don't think one can revert back to virginity. Or *CAN WE?!*
@mehlessmidori602
@mehlessmidori602 4 года назад
uwu
@tonysoprano200
@tonysoprano200 4 года назад
Ok
@__M7MD
@__M7MD 11 месяцев назад
The quote in the thumbnail is gold
@joeisclever9225
@joeisclever9225 2 года назад
3:14 fun fact: when I first found out my girlfriend watched critikal was the first time I said “I love you”.
@WeylandProductions
@WeylandProductions 4 года назад
"All PP's become big, but not all PP's are big." -Joker
@crazymad4323
@crazymad4323 3 года назад
Too true.
@itsjeremysalt9715
@itsjeremysalt9715 3 года назад
Preach
@fishychippy69
@fishychippy69 3 года назад
Damnnn
@dinosaul
@dinosaul 3 года назад
Thats deep af bro.. 😭
@UniversalKutub
@UniversalKutub 3 года назад
699 likes nice
@PlotRecap1
@PlotRecap1 2 года назад
"Don't pee in the sink, Sink in the pee" -Joker
@matthewharner1744
@matthewharner1744 2 года назад
Lmfao underrated xD
@conor9441
@conor9441 4 года назад
“You wouldn’t get it”
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 года назад
what do you are
@KicksPregnantWomen
@KicksPregnantWomen 4 года назад
"its not a phase mom"
@kwoltekublai3337
@kwoltekublai3337 4 года назад
@@KicksPregnantWomen Made me laugh gj
@GrayBEG
@GrayBEG 4 года назад
That’s life!
@ceoofmilk2756
@ceoofmilk2756 4 года назад
It teg t’ouldnt uoy
@filthy_chillpill3940
@filthy_chillpill3940 4 года назад
"There is no meme, take off your clothes." -Obama
@jedyt
@jedyt 4 года назад
just posting this comment under urs to make it go to the top
@ghanemthani315
@ghanemthani315 4 года назад
Same brother
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 4 года назад
One of the most philosophical quotes of all time. Thanks, Obama.
@mazkuz9359
@mazkuz9359 3 года назад
There is no meme, bend over" -Astolfo
@stinkboy7186
@stinkboy7186 3 года назад
@@mazkuz9359 Its finally happening !
@mikgriffen
@mikgriffen 2 года назад
"It's technically legal because there were three of them, and 3 x 6 is 18" -JokermillianJus
@snakeoil7089
@snakeoil7089 3 года назад
“What if alegebra was spelt alegebruh, that would be funny I think” -Jokester
@zachsutton9866
@zachsutton9866 3 года назад
Jokestar
@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143
@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 3 года назад
@@zachsutton9866 Joseph Jokestar
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 3 года назад
Jester
@jiaxingshin7118
@jiaxingshin7118 3 года назад
U mean "algebra"?
@modnos3511
@modnos3511 3 года назад
@@jiaxingshin7118 it was spelled wrong on purpose
@niglet5760
@niglet5760 4 года назад
"im not gay i just like guys" - Joker
@waynicliz
@waynicliz 4 года назад
im straight....as a circle
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 года назад
I like putting things in holes
@hahahayeahbut3099
@hahahayeahbut3099 4 года назад
@@waynicliz circles are infinitely straight
@oddsdenver9673
@oddsdenver9673 4 года назад
The joker is bisexual?
@m.e.2465
@m.e.2465 4 года назад
"I'm not gay but I like girls"-Joker
@soru._
@soru._ Год назад
"She looked at my minion, the way it Gru" - Joker From Despicable Me
@00montro
@00montro Год назад
“If your not with me at my worst than don’t be with me at my success”
@elihogan5964
@elihogan5964 4 года назад
"Todays the day, A N A L" - Charlie 2020
@ayeobi342
@ayeobi342 4 года назад
yep, that’s what he said
@everardosalvador-martinez49
@everardosalvador-martinez49 4 года назад
Such an inspiring qoute
@alowlyncrranger7312
@alowlyncrranger7312 4 года назад
Jaime bro?
@Irrelavant__
@Irrelavant__ 4 года назад
no joke but I would actually put this quote on my wall
@jf1376
@jf1376 4 года назад
Oneday
@bigmansmallboy
@bigmansmallboy 4 года назад
“I’m going to the store to get a pack of cigarettes.” - My dad
@hugodeleon4240
@hugodeleon4240 4 года назад
mr lad true
@crystalmethmonkeygaming626
@crystalmethmonkeygaming626 4 года назад
Relatable
@paranoidandroid6095
@paranoidandroid6095 4 года назад
if my son had an anime profile pic on social medias id do the same
@bigmansmallboy
@bigmansmallboy 4 года назад
Paranoid Android says the person with no profile pic.
@crystalmethmonkeygaming626
@crystalmethmonkeygaming626 4 года назад
mr lad DAMN!
@Water_Me_Loan
@Water_Me_Loan 2 года назад
“I am The Joker because I tell Jokes. This is a Joker Joke.” - The Joker (1984) 🃏
@saltyduckie
@saltyduckie 3 года назад
"what if pokimane was bald, that would be funny i think" -the joker
@Mr.clean666
@Mr.clean666 3 года назад
That would be funny
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 3 года назад
@@Mr.clean666 me too
@topcoppelion6626
@topcoppelion6626 3 года назад
The punchline though
@bruh......2005
@bruh......2005 3 года назад
@@topcoppelion6626 "There is no punchline" - The Joker
@softwet6393
@softwet6393 2 года назад
"Alexa play Pokimane fart compilation 4k" -Joker
@gridlock1637
@gridlock1637 3 года назад
"Every poopoo time is peepee time. But not all peepee time is poopoo time" - The Joker baby
@memeologyman9576
@memeologyman9576 3 года назад
That was powerful 😔
@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196
@leftanutstainonyourcouch.5196 3 года назад
Amen
@aduckwithhands8118
@aduckwithhands8118 3 года назад
Das deep bro😔
@notyet4848
@notyet4848 3 года назад
Facts
@mrpotatomanboii3237
@mrpotatomanboii3237 3 года назад
That one hit me in the gut 😔
@bakhtawarjehangirhaleem7873
" you either work on some shit, or shit on some worker" - Joker
@publicenemy210
@publicenemy210 3 года назад
"A man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, will wake up with smelly finger" -Jacker
@_Iss
@_Iss 3 года назад
itchy itchy bum
@ShadowGaming26548
@ShadowGaming26548 3 года назад
@@_Iss itchy
@alisterrrr
@alisterrrr 3 года назад
Makes sense
@indisguise5544
@indisguise5544 3 года назад
Bro, that hit hard.
@clintlloyd7828
@clintlloyd7828 3 года назад
Lol that's disgustingly funny
@doomyboi
@doomyboi 4 года назад
"Poop in a toilet, not a soul care. Poopoo in spaghetti, everyone upsetti!" -Movie Jokeman, probably
@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 3 года назад
Doomrider I'm putting this on my wall, thx
@Tainira94
@Tainira94 3 года назад
I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than I have in months. Thanks, man.
@conoroflanagain9896
@conoroflanagain9896 3 года назад
I’m tattooing this on my cock, thx
@jmiquelmb
@jmiquelmb 3 года назад
Big if true
@ultimaxkom8728
@ultimaxkom8728 3 года назад
Damn, I laughed way too hard over this...
@brandonstark177
@brandonstark177 Год назад
"It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on" -jokke
@blucka98
@blucka98 Год назад
“i’m on a seafood diet, i see food, and i eat it” - joke boy
@crad5476
@crad5476 3 года назад
"I was once a virgin, and I still am" -Joker
@crapcantbeholy1389
@crapcantbeholy1389 3 года назад
Thanks for braking my vocal cords
@inbredbanana8156
@inbredbanana8156 3 года назад
*joker fandom
@kingpenguin5825
@kingpenguin5825 3 года назад
You wanna know how I got these virginity’s
@oshawott_126
@oshawott_126 4 года назад
“Sometimes it ain’t be like it do, but it are.” *epic backflip* -jokar
@alisachu.mp3
@alisachu.mp3 4 года назад
Woooa good god i feel so motivated right now
@michaelz.3993
@michaelz.3993 4 года назад
You're aren't (epic backflip)
@kaidenfelder
@kaidenfelder 3 года назад
Godzilla had a fucking heart attack reading that and died
@chicoscience502
@chicoscience502 3 года назад
its is my life and theres nuttin you can do- jon bovi
@robboss4740
@robboss4740 3 года назад
ɰuţ
@mudamudadane6619
@mudamudadane6619 2 года назад
"Onii-chan, please be gentle..." -Joker
@SoulDuckling126
@SoulDuckling126 2 года назад
Jesus fucking Christ :pepoocross:
@mudamudadane6619
@mudamudadane6619 2 года назад
@@SoulDuckling126 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Grime101
@Grime101 2 года назад
if a toddler shits their pants, no one bats an eye. In fact, they clean them up for free! but if i, if i shit myself, im suddenly the villain. -Jocker
@trashnomad2229
@trashnomad2229 4 года назад
"There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't" - Joker
@larilittle1202
@larilittle1202 4 года назад
Novax where’s the third? Timmy
@Coco-xq7zh
@Coco-xq7zh 4 года назад
Lmao good one
@lonleybeer
@lonleybeer 4 года назад
😂😂 made me laugh surprisingly loud
@poppyisyourmommy6956
@poppyisyourmommy6956 4 года назад
@@larilittle1202 lol didnt get the joke
@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 года назад
@unknowning unknown he said timmy at the e d of the sentence yo which im assuming he was joking
@souperchicken9395
@souperchicken9395 4 года назад
"THEY SHOULD HAVE LET ME INTO ART SCHOOL" -Some dude with a small moustache
@shaynewalker3248
@shaynewalker3248 4 года назад
Amy Schumer?
@Abdega
@Abdega 4 года назад
It used to be bigger
@winkdinkk
@winkdinkk 4 года назад
nooooo
@zebraman7703
@zebraman7703 4 года назад
Charlie Chaplin?
@criscrosxxx
@criscrosxxx 4 года назад
@@zebraman7703 Hitler daddy
@khoavo5758
@khoavo5758 Год назад
"When people cook with a cooker, they don't know they're also cooking the cooker" - Jordan Jamsay
@roel2787
@roel2787 Год назад
"Every 60 seconds, a minute passes" -Joker
@STARCULTURE.C
@STARCULTURE.C 3 года назад
“It’s not just about the money Spider-Man, it’s about the swagger” - Kingpin
@tejasmisra9115
@tejasmisra9115 3 года назад
The exaggerated swagger even
@smed9722
@smed9722 3 года назад
@@manperson6354 of a nice functioning member of society
@ubeii
@ubeii 3 года назад
@@smed9722 of nigga
@kadalavan4589
@kadalavan4589 3 года назад
Hey can you give me a link to your pfp?
@solblalock8458
@solblalock8458 3 года назад
Wholesome 100
@oldaccount3591
@oldaccount3591 4 года назад
“Taking the red pill is better than taking the blue pill because taking the blue pill means you are not taking the red pill.” -Joker
@abovemortals
@abovemortals 3 года назад
lmfao xDDD
@staywackzach
@staywackzach 3 года назад
Wow, this, is peak comedy right here
@elcreyo
@elcreyo 3 года назад
Taking the red pill is better because taking the blue pill means you have erectile dysfunction.
@Dk-ie4te
@Dk-ie4te 3 года назад
'I am 14 and this is deep'.
@krispyhoe2126
@krispyhoe2126 3 года назад
Deep
@jazzminforrestall406
@jazzminforrestall406 2 года назад
As a woman I can confirm that all women love men who watch Charlie's streams.
@zacherytaylor
@zacherytaylor 2 года назад
Don’t get our hopes up with that shit Jazzmin
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 3 года назад
"Nice haircut liberal. Did you get that haircut at the liberal store?" -Jokär
@NovelteaJ1228
@NovelteaJ1228 3 года назад
Liberäl
@switchblade6
@switchblade6 3 года назад
Jøkær
@uuurettererreeeer
@uuurettererreeeer 3 года назад
Ijøkeær
@enhanceddirt364
@enhanceddirt364 3 года назад
Jökër
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад
Jøkär the Red, Viking Warlord, 857
@ABlandName
@ABlandName 2 года назад
Gives "People die when they're killed" and "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct" vibes
@christianlabasan3663
@christianlabasan3663 2 года назад
“When shit gets hard, eat it” - joker
@Ryliemei23
@Ryliemei23 4 года назад
“Me and your mother are getting a divorce” - My dad
@WellBeSerious12
@WellBeSerious12 4 года назад
@Charlie Willis I'm shakig too.
@ally939
@ally939 4 года назад
This is so inspirational, thank you for sharing this
@adnxn_m76
@adnxn_m76 4 года назад
@@WellBeSerious12 just why 😂
@siircartiier
@siircartiier 4 года назад
I beat you because I love you - my dad
@Soulthief4056
@Soulthief4056 4 года назад
What ? Imagine your mom divorcing your dad when you’re 4 and then you have a step dad until you’re late teens and then she divorces him too 😭
@user-px4be6mq2s
@user-px4be6mq2s 4 года назад
_”As a kid you love the heroes, as an adult, you hate people with joker profile pictures.”_
@waynicliz
@waynicliz 4 года назад
and the kpop pfp
@flinggonza5688
@flinggonza5688 4 года назад
-Real men
@fundus3422
@fundus3422 4 года назад
Why do we hate the heros now?
@user-px4be6mq2s
@user-px4be6mq2s 4 года назад
Big Brick Bih Idk ask the person who made the original quote.
@timsar4809
@timsar4809 3 года назад
What about furry profile pic
@95bouchra
@95bouchra 2 года назад
“60 seconds had passed, meaning that 1 minute is wasted” -The joker
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад
"It's like Bronies but for Joker" Charlie pretty much sealed it with that quote.
4 года назад
we meet again, Walmart Justin Y
@onepunch1019
@onepunch1019 4 года назад
Your everywhere even in anime videos
@marcusgabriel8365
@marcusgabriel8365 4 года назад
Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s like joker but as a *joke*
@minecraftshieldworshiper7776
@minecraftshieldworshiper7776 4 года назад
Except not really, they're two slightly different kinds of cringe: With bronies it's doing/liking something *regardless of what other people think* but with these Joker quotes it's doing something *thinking it makes them look cool to others* , which is objectively worse
@bigman3660
@bigman3660 4 года назад
Just Some Guy without a Mustache your here
@benefistben7844
@benefistben7844 4 года назад
“In this world there’s two types of people, men and women” - Joker 2020
@darkvisiongothacked
@darkvisiongothacked 4 года назад
im triggered
@cerebros3671
@cerebros3671 4 года назад
@Ryan Whelan > assuming Greg is a person
@sallycd5026
@sallycd5026 4 года назад
so deep...
@anoiu
@anoiu 4 года назад
That made me laugh so hard
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад
T R A N S M I S O G Y N I S T I C
@y.f.dao.g.4346
@y.f.dao.g.4346 2 года назад
"It's all fun and games until someone games the fun" - Joker
@MicahBell-tennisboat
@MicahBell-tennisboat 8 месяцев назад
Bro you just stole the top comment and ruined
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731
@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 2 года назад
"Joke the joking joker" -Joker
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