my theory is the two sides of his brain are constantly at war with each other, which also explains why he’s full of hate and love at the same time, and why his eyes don’t face the same direction.
He reminds me of my cousin's labrador/staydog mix. His name was Champ. He used to growl and bark and never bite. But all the vets banned him. I was initially scared of him but then I learnt not to touch him. Weirdly, when I took him for a walk he allowed me to put the leash and I even gave him a kiss. He was a black lab and unfortunately in 2020 he passed away a month after his father who's a stray dog had died. My cousin was broken. 😭 Champ was highly misunderstood. People always thought he was agressive and would bite them. He was just all talk and no bite lol.
I want Mr. Bubz to get a fluentpet board, dogs press buttons to talk, like Bunny has! Make sure to have a button that does the chainsaw like Mr. Bubz! Lol