Mr. Haney's Witness Protection Service - Green Acres (1971) 

Thanks, it's my pleasure, believe me! I love sharing some of my favorite moments that make me laugh from my favorite show with everyone. 😁

you have to have a sense of humor with the name Pat Buttram

Only Mr. Haney was much more likeable.

Very well said!

Yep, he was cut off in mid sentence 6 times in this 3 minute clip, and it cracks me up every time it happens...lol!

Oh for the love of-

Why you dirty...Of all the...

He could sell a flea collar to the Wolfman

Pat Buttram actually lost a ton of weight towards the end of his life. I know this because of how he looks in his interviews.

Wow, good catch! I've probably watched this clip dozens of times and I never noticed that, lol.

Newspaper states that $25,000 was stolen! Sam Drucker would never make a mistake like that.

It said $25,000.00 stolen. There is no visual of the reward.

@@randymillhouse791 Yes, I thought it was a blooper as well, but you are 100% correct.

I agree with you on that. Green Acres is my all time favorite TV show, but for the most part, season 6 is hard for me to watch. I also hate the way they ended the show...

@@djhutcherson6761 Refresh my memory- how did they end the show?

@@steve2474 the last two episodes were basically just pilot episodes for two new shows the network was trying to promote. The 2nd to last episode was set at a hotel in Hawaii where Lisa & Oliver had a room reserved, and was mainly centered on the hijinks of the hotel owner's daughter. Lisa & Oliver were hardly in the episode very much at all. For the very last episode, titled "The Ex-Secretery", here is the plot summary from imdb.com for that one - "Oliver contacts Carol, his one-time secretary, to find out where she'd had his watch repaired years earlier. In this pilot for a proposed series, Carol now works for a domineering California realtor. She prevents her boss from being conned by a man that Oliver had tried to indict back in New York." -Jay Phelps, imdb.com

For me, the last real episode of the show (the last episode that was centered on an actual character or characters from the show and was not a pilot for another new show) was Season 6 Episode 24, "Lisa The Psychologist". Here's the episode summary for that one, from imdb.com - "Oliver takes a night course in organic farming at the state college while Lisa studies psychology. After just three classes, everyone in Hooterville is running to "Doctor Lisa" to analyze their problems and give advice. Despite all of Oliver's bellyaching about her not being a doctor, she's soon "saved the life" of Hank Kimball, Sam Drucker, Arnold the Pig, and a quacking goat with an identity problem."

@@djhutcherson6761 Ahh yes. I didn't realize that those were the final two episodes. I enjoyed the Hawaiian Honeymoon episode, not the Ex-Secretary one. I think it was common for CBS to use existing shows as a springboard to spinoff new programs (GA after all was a spinoff of Petticoat Junction and The Jeffersons and Maude of All in the Family and Good Times of Maude). These two just didn't happen to work out though I thought the Hawaiian one had potential.

You're right, RU-vid will only let me post clips that are 5 minutes or less, or I would post the whole show.

Be careful what you cite as your” reason” you have me ‘mmm up as u call it. No it’s a federal crime and needs to be dealt with as such.

Your comment has me somewhat confused....What does PPP you said there have to do with Green Acres?3ĺpp

Go to the church

@@djhutcherson6761 oh the police have three more areas to waste the tax payers money on because they get how much of a racketeering kick back for uw? Ppp. Lol.

@@lianecornils6603 I do go to church, do you?

That would be the police.

And Joe Biden is the modern day Hank Kimball

@@Lewis9709 well not like Hank Kimball, more like . . well I guess you're right

Democrats are the modern day shysters. No one has been more transparent than TRUMP. Your hatred is built on lies.

@mal dunne Good one, however I can’t look at Rafael “Ted” Cruz without seeing Mr. Haney. Just imagine Cruz without his goofy beard.