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Indian subcontinent had special relation with UK. Without India there is no UK empire..

@@Celevie sorry to break it to you but the empire started a good century before Britain colonised India

@@indiekiddrugpatrol3117 probably talking about the economic development off India's resources

@@sakethravuri3023 that's their fault for handing us their nation on a plate

RIP

Lol

@Jim Elliott Whats Brummie??

Kinda prophetic if you look at london..

The exact time i was reading this comment the part came on word for word😀

Obama? I mean, it's about time we liberate Hawaii so Obama can quit trying to win an election in the United States and instead go back to his Hawaiian roots in serving a better, more free, Hawaii Confederacy of island regions. Those Hawaiians are the real suffering people, just look at Elvis! God, if only somebody helped him. If only Obama freed Hawaii back to the natives and ruled over it in direct opposition to the United States, just like his fan fic. Not even joking, have you seen it? It's well illustrated. Even has shirtless scenes owo

@@adrock_sokolov6570 *_You done ranting yet_*

@@awddfg UwU senpai sadam

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not obama@@adrock_sokolov6570 ,its someone different

TheCapsulateIon it’s not exclusive to a pakistani family my grandma and Dad do the same talking about the days when the women would stay home while the men went to work and how their parents would not have put up with the disrespect that kids show these days my step sisters always tell my dad he can’t say that when he says something slightly racist but he comes back with why not it’s my house

That's soo accurate lol

Dumb Nigra ethnicity has nothing to do with intelligence you get smart by learning either at school or on the streets

Dumb Nigra first: wow and people say only the whites are racist. Second: yes concerning this particular setting white people know diddly squat but who do you think invented and perfected the art of self deprivation, white people now unlike the fancy shmancy middle and upper class losers I don’t consider that an excuse to lord it over others and make them suck my hulking man meat.

TheCapsulatelon this is so not accurate for all pakistani families, please don't speak for us all or the rest of the world will think this is how we really are. speak for yourself...

They come in big and small. You pull or push something and they release streamers and make a loud popping noise. And sometimes glitter.

If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

dal garcha 😂😂😂😂 Arabs do the same ..

this is such a cute statement. you are too pure 😂😂

dal garcha A lot of the older generation english used to drink tea from the saucer. Another one was to pour salt on the table and shake it over your dinner with a knife.

dal garcha it's saucer not plate 😒

You know there is science behind it? It's because of latent heat of vaporization, the tea cools down

😂😂😂

If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

What is shalwar?

0:59

@@punchindun salwar is what muslim women wear

LOL

Ilford of all places 😂

Thats the classic nature of Ilford's town centre

Not while they adhere to that awful medieval religion !

@@johnsaunders2109 thats exactly why they are British. Bigotry is a very British trait

@@umairusman you could have a point there, but its the classic case of immigranrs fearing future immigrants. The Irish in America went on tge rampage in New York against blacks !

​@umairusman It isn't necessarily bigotry. It's a numbers game. We don't have unlimited resources and space.

@@johnsaunders2109 Well, the blacks were in the US before the Irish, but the Irish did indeed fear Chinese immigration.

*are against too much immigration Healthy way of thinking

Asians born in Kenya hate other Asians from India and Pakistan. Blacks born in the UK hate blacks from the Caribbean

@@kitcarsonscout7737 Most blacks born in the UK are from the Caribbean 🤣

Ali Nadim is a legend. That show was the best in my opinion

No one can come close to Ali Nadim ..., he was the best......

I would disagree, Citizen Khan was better. Ali Nadim was closer to a parody of a Mulsim. Mr Khan is actually closer to the real thing.

Oh blimey , let the guy rest in peace🙏

@@jackkraken3888 both are same in there on their own way

Pakistanis are different. So when some one say that he or she is pakistani ask them that which type of pakistani you are, native or Indian immigrant? Native pakistanis looks different from other indian origin pakistanis such as Punjabis mirpuris and sindhis. Though they look way different then most of the indians

This program relates to Pakistanis. The non-Asians cannot relate to it. You get me.

The only problem is islam.

@@spidyman8853 actually they can. Many cultures are similar .

Ted Johnson I

Ted Johnson ii

It's capital khan

Just come over to my house 😄

Its called "Citizen Khan" and you can find the "box-set" on BBC I-Player.

I love it

If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

@@gmmrk35 Israel and USA horrible governments. They are the root of all evil

@@gmmrk35 Nah, left wing politics is evil. It masks it's malicious intents with a mask of pretend compassion and inclusivity.

Sort-of. The rate of immigration - legal and illegal - has been steadily climbing for decades while simultaneously the standards expected of immigrants have been getting lower and lower. But Pakistanis are almost exclusively Muslim, and as Muslims they want as few non-Muslims as possible. It's a cultural and civilizational war with the end goal of a 100% Islamic World.

Henry Kingdon exactly 👍

Hercule Holmes Did they taught you this shit at school? Lols 😂

Ya... So again people coming from eastern European don't demand sharia in fucking western country

Pranay Sawant Batting for your white masters,huh?😀😀😀

My Chinese parents complained about all the asian people they saw in public as well here in Australia. Unsurprisingly, a lot of older conservative immigrants come to western countries to live and be around "western people" and have a "western lifestyle". And they also expect a homogenous society as that's what they grew up with.

Lol, ur from Sheffield, me to

​@@c.d.c9425 I think I had the opposite problem as you. I've been a foreign student in China, and I'd tend to complain about too many foreigners using Chinese media platforms and distorting enough info about that country that I was unable to find out about anyone else like me who suffered and survived repeated and rather frequent NDEs 😅😅

If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

Exactly!

@Global Citizen That's not the point. Priti Patel talks about immigration as if she's native herself.

Priti Patel was born British in Britain to British patents who were Ugandan Asians who kept their colonial era citizenship hence why Uganda’s then Dictator had such an easy time kicking Uganda’s Asian population out as most like Priti Patel’s parents still had British citizenship and this there was no need to strip them of Ugandan citizenship which they didn’t have in the first place. Due to our colonial past British citizenship law is very complicated. For example my dad was born a few years before British rule ended in his country. In his 20s he came to Britain for Uni and ended up staying eventually become a British citizen again for the second time in his life

Just one?

@Nasser K try a bit o humor. It just might make your life a tad more enjoyable.

And to the PC brigade it's probably horrendous and should be banned. There's little room left for humour nowadays as you'll always be able to find something that some weakling thinks is 'offensive'.

@SAMURAI 武士 I think he means it's the end of comedy

No more political correctness

Old UK never existed. Its an image from old movies that excluded Asians in casting

The Poles and other East Europeans fought with us too. Dont get sentimental about the Commonwealth, these people are far more culturally different than any European!!!

This show started in 2013 lol

@@BlueFury2577 and unlikely to be aired in 2020

@@theconfusedllama People were moaning about SJWs well before 2012 and for decades before people were being overly prudish, and yet Monty Python happened. Eventually you'll realise there's no real obstacle to genuine comedy just people pretending there is to get mad or those mad they can't be genuinely racist and unfunny. This show was made by an OBE winning Muslim actor and writer ffs. Of course it could be released now, it even continued until 2016.

Blue THIS! I’m sick of all these ‘this would never be shown today’ rants. Like you say, this series only ended 4 years ago. People just want an excuse to be angry about stuff these days.

@@Name7.62 Oh yeah I agree, like Little Britain and I think Fawlty Towers were recently removed. It’s ridiculous because the ‘woke’ brigade are a small but very loud minority and the media giants bend over backwards for them and ruin it for the rest of us!

Absolutely, a genuinely funny British comedy. That all the family can enjoy. I hope Mr Khan is back on BBC1 very soon 👍

Yes...we watched it too.

Clearly you don't watch the fresh Prince of Bel air much.

If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

That 1000 sq ft apartment probably cost the same as that Bel Air mansion

@Nitin Kataria I agree, the British were responsible for so much suffering and poverty in united India, the effects of which are continuing even today. Btw have you heard Shashi Tharoor's argument on how the Bengal Famine was intentionally caused by Winston Churchill? It's quite interesting

@Nitin Kataria .what did they actually done That was wrong.??. Before the British the Mongols and any other army who fancyid taken India more or less did. No complaints about them. But it's always the British. You sad fuckers. They gave you the English language.

@Nitin Kataria . I'm a proud British person. We have a great history. Looks like you don't like us . but that's your problem. I'm in the British royal air force and I've been to countries you will never get to see my friend and ware ever we go to help the people love us. For our courage and kindness. Yes I'm proud to be British.

@Nitin Kataria .i can see you have a lot of anger towards the British. But thats your problem. And what's my name got anything to do with it ?? It was given to me by my parents. Take a look at your owen name i don't say anything about it. Are you a girl??? Or a boy. ??. Does it make any difference to you who i am. Stop your hate towards the British. That's how history is made. I don't like Hindus but it doesn't mean i have to hate them. ?. Take a chill pill and relax. You don't know me and i definitely don't know you. Peace.

@Nitin Kataria . you need help. I feel sorry for people like you. But that's life i suppose. Like everything else in life we all die one day. So stop your hate and bring iner peace to yourself before you hert your self. If you doint like us thats fine. Stop Fuckin moaning about it. And doint try threatening me .i never said anything bad about you or your fuckin culture or religion. And if anyone's a girl then it must be you. Because the last time i checked i was all man. Sort your own country out first before you give lectures out about mine. Nobody's perfect. And while your taikin so much about the past tells me one thing that your a very very angry individual. Try telling your people to stop rapeing young girls and do something positive with your life. Now leave me in peace. Have a great life. Who ever you are man or girl or both. I don't care. Cheerio old friend.

Make military service compulsory in british army

Agreed. I live there.

Just because you are a minority doesn't mean you can speak for more than yourself. I say minority even though in England's shittiest towns British asians are in the majority

Paul Walker give some examples

@@jimmyjones9775 Examples of what exactly???

Paul Walker “There are many undesirables of many nationalities which need to be given their marching orders.” Some examples please.

@@jimmyjones9775 Hey Mr Jones, apologies for the late reply. Anyway, specific examples of my statement include but not extending to all... Eastern European nationals committing various types of crime such as people trafficking, drug trafficking, financial crime, rape murder etc. Albeit, I do concede that such crimes are also committed by other nationalities including British citizens, however, it does appear that this country is no stranger to international criminals from all different nations so there are too many to mention but I seen as you asked me for an example I have given you one although this is nor exhaustive or a true representation of the reality of such crimes without stigmatizing every single immigrant within the country as not all immigrants are undesirable. My initial statement indirectly implied that although this country has it's many problems, we have a somewhat major issue with high level organised criminals and gangs which blight this country with many issues/problems but in today's society people are shit scared to say anything incase someone is 'offended' by the same very freedom of speech our grandfathers fought for all those years ago.

I agree, a lot of people from Eastern Europe do work hard in the jobs us Brits won't do, bit unfortunately, like you said it comes with a price, and that price is high levels of unskilled uneducated labour, who offer no net contribution, just milking the system. It's very hard to argue against the fact that our NHS pressures, school places, Housing is affected by it. We've had 800,000 Romanians move into the UK in last two years. That's unsustainable.

Thanks😉

idiot

There are English subs. Just click on the little square next to cog icon in the bottom right of the video. The one on the left, okay?!

yeah you should leave the country to make space. I heard Antarctica is nice.

Yes, for the last 60 years ...it's called the U.K because it unites everybody in one kingdom lol

You think it's worse than it actually is. The BBC is not a reputable news source, believe it or not.

Absolute Nutter Would be nice if, just once, the folks who state shit like this could provide some proof.

Heard you're leaving Europe 👋

@Nitin Kataria India should exclude itself from the commonwealth because it's a disgrace for us to join the party of betrayal.

No fuck the commonwealth and your colonial crap

Mohabat khan Malak true

@@Phlegethon If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed. Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc

No. We should have left that shower of third world dictatorships not the EU !!!

Nah this accent is from the West Midlands, Grade is from the East Midlands.

Proud of Pakistan? Why? The biggest of all the third world shitholes in the third world? What a cretin you must be!

A British Muslim.

you're an idiot

GOOD LORD! YOU ARE A GODDESS!!😳😍😁

Ég sé svona húmor ennþá í 2k19 :P... But w/e.

So its a joke and its funmy..plus they in the uk so meh

This was only 5 years ago , of course it would be allowed in 2019