Mr Traumatik - I'm The Damn Guy 

This song is like something you'd hear on the radio right after stealing a car in GTA 3.

Bro he speaking the Minecraft enchantment table language

When he said بالخصم ثني يميزك يخلد I felt that heavy💯

*Thinking about it, this should be in beat saber* EDIT: wow wasn’t expecting all these likes and comments :> Yes, there is a mod on beatsaber for this song! Made this comment 4 years ago when the beatsaber scene was first blowing up

Tiktok: it’s free real estate

I love being british

1:48 Eyy *D* *I* *C* *K* *H* *E* *A* *D*

0:24 Me ordering a pizza when my phones on 1%

This is the lullaby my mom used to sing to me every night until I feel asleep

Blast this in a Vauxhall Corsa wearing all Burberry Check

British national anthem

Spanish girls cursing each other out 0:25

me about to win mario kart 🉐🈵🈲🉐:

Me about to win in mario kart tour 手提袋 niggas: 00:26

Only British people can make music like this 😂

When the weird kid reaches for his bag 0:26

x2 speed is giving me a stroke

0:27 Back of the router be like

*NEW YEARS EVE* Me: **clicking through messages saying “see you next year”** 0:25

0:26 The dislike button on RU-vid rewind 2018

0:26 When your wife dies but you have 3 more

When someone chases you with an oppressor on GTA

Nobody: The special Ed class when the teacher goes to the bathroom: 0:25

Why’s my mans speaking in cursive?

Hate him or love him, he spittin straight facts

2x speed is when he ascends to a new plane

When your Sims are arguing

Billie Eilish: I’m the bad guy Seth Everman: I’m the bald guy RU-vid: I’m the ad guy My dad: I’m the dad guy 80’s dude: I’m the rad guy Someone who got rickrolled: I’m the mad guy Glad wrap: I’m the glad guy Mr Traumatik: *im the damn guy*

Eminem: im the fastest rapper This guy: hold me fookin ketamine m8

Ball Hard like Orlando Magic Pull out the ting call me "Go Go Gadget" It’s A double Z A but my name's not Aaron rude boy never serve it like hatchet. (Hatchet) Talking like you're rough when you’re moving, but we know that you ain't stacking. (Stacking) And trapping got IDs when they're talking rough and they got no backing Alright lemme jump back in Lemme chat sh*t better come back here [?] get scared but I'm at it Full time in a bat's old jacket push the mic and I smack it Napalm back here Hate job and I hate that score [?] attack it Don't p*ss me off Trust me that sh*t's a lot I'm back you pricks I’m kicking it off Off of the hinges give me the dosh ’cos I wanna be livin' the floss So I keep giving up bringing them lots [?] walking with a spliff in her gob [?] [?] But they won’t hear me missin' a drop Come near me I'll be willing to [?] [?] Right around me, when when it kicks off, elbow to the face make a man p*ssed off Don't know we’re menacing 'cos when I say that it's going off it's off Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways And it's harvest time is in 11 days It's powerful like a weapon sprays So trust me you'll be well amazed So listen Let me just demonstrate smoke lemon haze and then celebrate I meditate and regenerate and then elevate up to Heaven's Gate I'm above all the pen and papes Just celebrate and then penetrate I'll desecrate and I'll devastate any heavyweight I don't relegate [?] my lemon is sticky like sellotape I'm punctual I'm never late cause teleport and I levitate When I spita the bar she master the crafts like Mr Miyagi Trust me you'll see more punches thrown than p*ss at a football derby My style is literally barmy Simple and plain like twisting a car key I treat MCs like boats Taking them out with a spitting tsunami [?] incredible bars put them on my [?] Smoking generous bomb With a [?] federal car [?] I treat them as like work Then smoke heavily blunts Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly [? I gave up here.]

i felt that when he said bulhardegejelajintinggogogacheitche

0:25 when you accidentally talk back to your mom

Me on a group chat trying to squeeze in a joke before the subject changes

This has potential of being the greatest song ever made.

My lemon haze is from Devon ways and its harvest time in 11 days it's powerful like a weapon sprays and trust me you'll be well amazed

They Usain bolt is the fastest man: Camera man: hold my camera

When 陽晴斗 plays mario kart 0:25

When he said: Γο γο γαδγρυ λασβρ Really felt that

Can’t believe I found this by looking up “Ting go hard magic TikTok”

When your boy dies in the Gulag but you have $4600

When a mom hears her 5 yr old cough

Should be the next Tgf skeng song prove me wrong

0:25 me trying to walk fast in the halls because im gonna be late

Teacher: Okay everybody, im going to speak outload and you have to copy it on ur notebook, dont worry, ill go slow The teacher 10 seconds later: 0:24

I got the lyrics for you guys (I'm the damn guy) [Verse 1] Ball Hard like Orlando Magic Pull out the ting call me "Go Go Gadget" It’s A double Z A but my name's not Aaron rude boy never serve it like hatchet (Hatchet) Talking like you're rough when you’re moving, but we know that you ain't stacking (Stacking) And trapping got no IDs when they're talking rough and they got no backing Alright lemme jump back in Lemme chat shit better come back here (Back here) Feeling when they try turn around and I'm right there man I get scared but I'm at it (At it) Full time in a bat's old jacket touch the mic and I smack it They can't hack it Hate job and I hate that school gunna come and attack it [Verse 2] Don't piss me off Trust me that shit’s a lot I’m back you pricks I'm kicking it off Off of the hinges give me the dosh ’cos I wanna be livin' the floss So I keep giving up, bringing them lots On in the bleway isn't a prob see me walking with a spliff in her gob; And I might be lead top sibacabox But they won't hear me missin’ a drop Come near me I'll be willing to cotch But foul mouth me get a nick in the chops Right around me, when when it kicks off Elbow to the face make a man pissed off Don't know we're menacing 'cos when I say that it's going off it's off [Chorus] Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly [Verse 3] My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways And it's harvest time in 11 days It's powerful like a weapon sprays And trust me you'll be well amazed (So listen) Let me just demonstrate smoke lemon haze and then celebrate I meditate and regenerate and then elevate up to Heaven's Gate (I'm God) I'm above all the pen and papes Just celebrate and then penetrate I'll desecrate and I'll devastate any heavyweight I don't relegate (Hey dickhead) Run, go tell a mate, my lemon is sticky like sellotape I'm punctual, I'm never late cause I teleport and I levitate [Verse 4] When I spita the bar she master the crafts like Mr Miyagi Trust me you'll see more punches thrown than fists at a football derby My style is literally barmy Simple and plain like twisting a car key I treat MCs like boats Taking them out with a spitting tsunami (Yeah) Bear lemony narcs incredible bars put them on my logs Smoking generous bong With the boys and the federal cops Your boys call tell 'em all come, all get 'em all done, all them are all runts I treat them as like work Then smoke heavily blunts [Chorus] Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly [Verse 5] Crush all the lemon Armageddon, I'm blazin' 24/7 (Seven) AK-47 How many zoots today? About seven Strong weed spin, 2011 So dank they smell it in Devon (Devon) So high they itchin' from heaven Birthday date: 7/7 Terrorist like a 9/11 Bare Gs up in the sessions Smoke so much it like an aggression Zs weigh? 27 Eighths? 1 point 7 Bizayg, what'd you reckon? They blame it on the recession England's heading into depression [Verse 6] Liverpool Daddy Run the mic like an athlete Yammin' the beat like a patty You can never catch me The man o man sure take a back seat My name's on the road like a taxi You're an ickle man you can't match me When a mena-muna mic up [?] bidda bidda big [?] (Woo) Yo, and I bump up the ante [?] war I'm like an Iraqi You don't want no beef, no teriyaki Ima get animalistic and aggy Come visit, N One Niner My da beat dat taught a bus driver 24/7 the basic survivor (Brrah) Mic up, old man, televisor [Chorus] Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly [Verse 7] This ain't no test run nought sixty like that I'm an F1 (Nyoom) Put down their weights on my air force Waste MCs get back where you left from (See ya) So far back you get laughed at It's like watching a terrible sitcom Have a break son, have a KitKat We MCs like munching a Bourbon Who's on the mic? It's Texas I'm eating you all up for breakfast (Morning!) The style we got is infectious I'm fitting together like Tetris (Beep boop beep boop beep) Frontline baby shake it down. (Hey hey hey hey) We represent for the underground Appleface starts running out Light the fuse. Tick tick tick pow! [Verse 8] Honestly gotta be properly droppin' the sickest of rhymes you heard The quickedest wickedest lyricist ever to spit on the mic, true words (Right?) So give me the rhythm no give me the bigin I'm killin' the vibe for days We get in the zone I'm lettin' them know we're chuckin' the mic and spray like Stop that watch this Keepin' it dark like gothic So I drop shit, got piff Pure organic, no toxic Cop man's flow got me dropped down low We proper got that bro, it's a knockout shot, bop [Chorus] Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly. (Fly, fly, fly...)

Right. Start this song. And dont start having a seizure at 0:25 money back guarantee you cant stay still for the whole of azzas verse.

When the Americans can’t hear the words 😂

When he said 我是該死的傢伙 *I felt that!*

This is the most British thing I've ever heard

who else typed “call me gogo gadget”

4:06 Took the words right out of my mouth, just what I was thinking.

0:25 Me trying to explain to the principal that I didn't beat the shit out of the weird kid for touching me

0:32 that hit different 😔

love this tune on MD :)

that feeling when you have a 1000 word essay due to midnight and its 11:30 in the night already

If you want to feel like you're in a mini Cooper racing montage down the cobblestone streets of London this is the song for you

My fav bit was definitely the bit when he said 𓂸𓂺☾✞☽☽シ☏❦㋛シ❥✔㋛✯𖦹𖣔᯽⍟Ꙭ☆⁂✯𖦹𖣔✰۞𓇽𓀬𓀿𓀬␈𓆈𓃠𐂊𓃒♕𓃗𓂉𓃠♔𓃠𐂃𓀿𓀬␈𓀬𓅷⚣ଈ𐂊𓃱𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸☹❥ᴥ❥㋛☏✞☾❦☾☹𓂀𓆉𓂀𓆉𓂀✔𓂀☹☻☹☻☻☹☹☻☹★✪۞⁂⁂☼𖦹۞᯽

Most of you don’t even know which one MRTRAUMATIK is

0:25 the speed of usain bolt cameraman

going back and listening to this is mad , i still love this shit 🔥

It's rare to find people who can master cartinese

When your 1st in Mario Kart Tour and then 才藝課本 appears 0:26

When Your On 100 Sensitivity 0:26

IMAGINE THIS IN BEAT SABER🤭🤭🤭

Don't know who he is but he's spitting straight facts

Anyone else here from the "me skipping through the white girls concert stories"

When i finallly find the song : All that for a drop of blood

When Your Playing A Game Of Rainbow 6 And A Blitz Runs Into The Room 0:26

Here for godspods

This song is actually 0.75 speed. Seriously try it out and tell me different

welcome boys we all have a reason why we're here

why can i understand all of this and the hidden inuendos its a banger

When he said Зажим привет I felt that

I felt it when he said: ᦔ𝓳᭙𝓳ᦔꪀꫀꪀ𝘳𝓳ᠻ𝘬𝘴𝘬𝘳𝘬ꪜ𝘬𝘴𝓳ꫀ𝓳ᥴ𝓳𝘴𝓳𝘴𝘬ᥴꪮᦔꪮᦔ𝘬ꫀ᥇𝘴ꪜ𝓽ᥴꪗ𝘬ꫀ᭙ρ᭙ρꫀꪮꪜ𝘬

0:00: girls want boys to race 0:24: me when they say the winner will date ur crush

My bro be speaking the doctors signature

this was so hard to find

10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss Edit: Holy Shit! 100 likes! THANK YOU GUYS!

2017: great song 2020: still great

Omg I’m listening to this song again and it’s so slow now :( I preferred it fast

0.75 is lit! sounds like a completely different song! 😱

00:25 me and the Bois when we hear there is a fist fight to watch

0:26 when his song comes on but it's too fast for you so you start having a seizure

**Team losing** Big Wong and his crew from Hong kong: **joins the match* 0:25

0:25 anakin and obi wan Fighting

Eminem: no one can beat me Mr.Truamatik: There’s actually one and that’s ME!

"Kush on the lemon, Armageddon, I'm blazin 24/7, AK-47"

Bro spitting numbers out ere

I thought this song was spoken in Chinese at first.

The amount of times I have caught myself speeding to this song

Not gonna lie Listening 0.75x speed issa jam.

2020! I love Mr Traumatik because my older mates pick me up (I’m 16 and they’re 17/18) and take me out blasting these tunes and then do wheel spins, handbrake turns, reverse to first, getting ridiculous speed ect😂😂it’s just one of them songs

it still kinda slaps and idk how to feel about it. Like me and my friends legit vibe to this form time to time.

This is the tune to run as fast as you can to

Oi Traumatic! This is viral on TikTok! Aha 😂 Man, can’t believe this!

I had to search "all enchantment table enchants in minecraft"

when he said adkwjaekjwaeiskjlsjiksl that was deep bro i felt that through my screen

It's on Spotify! The Damn Guy

In 0.75 x speed its very catchy

This jam has alot crammed in 4 n alf minutes.