MSSP 305- Teenis Envy

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00:05:15 - Gamer chat and power rankings
00:07:40 -Shane Soprano
00:08:50 -Matt and Shane tackle race relations
00:12:00 -Shane was almost WILIN'
00:15:17 -the J's got on DeSean
00:16:57 -Shane's trip to the Poconos
00:18:25 -Pulling putter
00:24:40 -back to the Black Conservative Roundtable
00:27:25 -Shane is playing the numbers
00:30:20 -P.A.s a Plenty
00:31:30 -McCusker for City Council
00:35:55 -Shane rules the Three Kingdoms (we back)
00:39:15 -Asian qualms
00:40:55 -Tuckers boy got caught with a psuediiiii
00:43:46- Praise ALLAAHHH
00:46:45 -Classic stuggles with bæ
00:51:00 -Toilet bouts with Slammy
00:53:09 -Would you risk it?
00:55:20 -The Kleenex situation
00:56:21 -The Anti Pet Movement
01:01:00 -Dog Girl
01:07:15 - See Shane in Cleveland July 23-25th, in San Diego July 30th- August 1st and in Minnesota August 6-8th

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28 сен 2024

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@michaelzabala6739 3 года назад

Just when I thought Tim dillon was the last great thing to watch in youtube I found the secret podcast

@ElkinsEric 3 года назад

Welcome. The broski’s have missed ya.

@michaelzabala6739 3 года назад

@@ElkinsEric I brought deemz and boomerz for the skis

@wisterV 3 года назад

Dillon still rules

@michaelzabala6739 3 года назад

@@wisterV dillon is so fkn funny. He has a very dark and real comedy

@Inevitabledreamss 3 года назад

Amen, brother!

@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098 Год назад

Matt is 100% right on the toilette seat thing. There is no logical justification for men being expected to put a seat back down after we have been kind enough to lift it up purely for their benefit in the first place

@TIDTYBOIII37 Год назад

I don’t like piss on the seat when I DO sit down to shit. It’s not that hard to do both, to be fair

@JacobSupertramp Год назад

⁠@@TIDTYBOIII37exactly, it’s not hard, so the fact someone bitched about it in the first place is insane

@stckyfngerss Год назад

@@JacobSupertrampcheck mate

@laurencezemlick1979 11 месяцев назад

You are correct, there is no logical reason. But we’re talking about girls here.

@Sticky_Ricky 10 месяцев назад

I close my seat and lid solely because I saw an animation showing the plume of shit and piss particles that erupt from the bowl when you flush. But before I saw that, it was the only thing my wife and I fought about.

@mykolokolo 4 года назад

when is shane just gonna get drunk and play grand strategy games for us

@JayBry1989 2 месяца назад

That's a fucking great idea, just seeing Shane get more shit faced while trying to win a simulation of an epic historic battle, while also obviously reeling of facts about said battle. I'd deffo watch that

@wvhoipolloi7035 Месяц назад

1000%❤

@bedwardlid618 4 года назад

Matt lookin like a jacked Meg Ryan

@chadgrov 2 года назад

Ha! shit. not bad

@talestaller Год назад

😂😂😂

@prideneverdies1001 8 дней назад

lmao

@j.stomps3202 4 года назад

Matt's Bin Laden at McDonalds joke deserves more appreciation

@bigheverly 4 года назад

The nonchalant-ness of the “so how long you dunk these fries for” was killer

@davidperez5089 3 года назад

Not there yet but i bet he gets the nuggets with sweet and sour, and an apple pie.

@zakb4198 2 года назад

Can I get a baconator?…. Sike!

@elrotenga 2 года назад

Facts I laughed so damn hard at the whole bit

@itsmeyo9192 4 года назад

First time I've seen the bull get a bit defensive/shy when the talk came to dog girl haha

@JayBry1989 2 месяца назад

'The one with the fat ass?' Before confirming the age was fucking hilarious

@ProfSquarez 3 года назад

Pretty sure this is the first pod of the Dawgs that I ever listened to. The rest is history

@bcaple254 4 года назад

I made the mistake of listening to this while doing db press and almost dropped the weight when Matt started contemplating where chicken fingers come from

@sirfrancisbacon4344 2 года назад

Lol bro

@user-rl9bf1jr8i Год назад

Almost dropped those 5’s on your micro penis

@rocklee33221 8 месяцев назад

Bro I can’t lift while listening to funny stuff, I always lose strength from laughing and immediately have to put the weight down.

@jordanberry2358 4 месяца назад

@@rocklee33221lmao imagine a funny just hyping you up like a beat drop

@wvhoipolloi7035 Месяц назад

Bro, I play basketball listening to these boys and there's been many a time I looked retarded taking a jump shot when the laughs hit lol

@SGFTI 3 года назад

Matt talking about taking down the big corporations while wearing a Berkshire Hathaway shirt.

@davidperez5089 3 года назад

The name alone screams snob douche co.

@iCookCrystalMeth 7 месяцев назад

keep your enemies closer cuh

@matturner6890 Год назад

39:05 thank you for recognizing my service

@garrisjones7476 Год назад

Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken have a pretty sweet scene about Sicilian’s melanin in True Romance

@mediocredude2264 4 года назад

Shane should stream Total War

@joshualewis8277 Год назад

Dawgz...I've been listening for a minute...this is the best podcast that is so hard to recommend. I'm like....bro, girl...give it an hour...I know. Bahahahaha

@wisterV 3 года назад

Before bothering politicians on the local level, I suggest taking a very close look at some states that have turned the corner on growing your own. big business is inching their their way into dispensaries by over saturating the market with lower cost, lower quality product marketed to look small time and local in any environment with loads of ambient ambiguous advertising

@bdonahue88 4 года назад

Matt hit the nail on the head 23:00-24:10

@RichieRich210 4 года назад

Why did i have to search for this when I'm subscribed?

@SNNetwork 4 года назад

IceCreamMan78109 hit that bell son

@squidincsquid 4 года назад

Bell on and didnt work for me daaaawg.

@ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад

Anti Pet movement absolutely goated

@ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад

wait it's because they're vegan? 😂

@AxelCross Год назад

A chicken "finger" or tender is a small muscle inside the breast. If you break down a whole or half chicken correctly you can see the tender and pull it out in one piece, separate from the rest of the breast muscle. Like wings and drums, you only get two per bird :)

@AxelCross Год назад

Of course, most "tenders" are false tenders and are just sliced breast meat. Once you learn the distinctive shape of the actual tender muscle the fakes are easy to spot and its 95% of places that use them

@jamesalexander8872 Год назад

Most restaurants just slice down breasts into "tenders " as well

@louleebelle38 4 года назад

this was cool man flowed nicely

@Stacey_-bf2mb 2 года назад

As serious as some people take golf, is how little of a fuck I give about golf

@jacobdarner4411 11 месяцев назад

RIP Dog girl

@danh4724 4 года назад

Shoutout to Glenn Loury! Good call by Matt

@dlz5534 4 года назад

44:00 Praise Allah!

@fallenabr7654 Год назад

28:11 that is the most direct way you can describe betting on fights lmao

@davemayshow Год назад

Tim Dillion betrayed Ben, and we don’t play that round here son

@FernandoGonzalez-ys4wq 3 года назад

If women demand I put the seat down for them to pee I demand they lift it for me, imagine men complaining that you didn’t lift the seat for them

@bigol9223 2 года назад

girls just want to plop down and risk it all without taking their eyes off their phone for even a fraction of a second

@superdooper50 Год назад

Yeah, if I have to touch the seat to lift it, you should be fine to touch it when you put it down. Just simple logic, ladies 💋

@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 11 месяцев назад

That's rookie shitt. I've always put both seats down so they have to lift the lid.

@jessarhodes6196 4 года назад

Donkey Kong rules all smash bros.

@thebossman2010 4 года назад

The Tortuga Kings!

@McFudge93 Год назад

Couldn't edit out the 5 minute silence?

@vharlix9737 9 месяцев назад

couldnt skip the 5 minute silence?

@glennreardon8168 Год назад

32:24 secret POTcast

@derrekhuff5815 4 года назад

African Foot Stomp, baby!

@jsp7218 3 года назад

4:40 starts

@moasto02 2 года назад

Lol tf. Shane is a PC gamer

@infoaerialmaster 7 месяцев назад

2/26/24

@tankyjones888 Год назад

How could you hate communists when you are communists Shane?

@china_is_asshole 5 месяцев назад

Dammit dawgs... i dislike them button masher game UFC is where it's at😂😂😂

@bosie54321 Месяц назад

shout out to peeing on shoes while people are wearing them

@terrestrialsoup 2 года назад

"speaking of mario kart, I've been watching the soprano's." thats a segway!

@Fingeringmyboarddude Год назад

Tony plays mario kart with one hand in an episode like a true alpha

@Jimbow-sz9kh 5 месяцев назад

@@Fingeringmyboarddudejust to add to Shane's hilarious hate for Italians: Tony (and all wops) play video games better than Shane. Man it must bother him so much knowing he's a step below Italians and of full Irish descent. Italy chads can't stop winning 😎😎

@PatrickFisherman-bn3hg 7 дней назад

I know this was 2 years ago, and not to be a fag or anything, but segue.

@Sprite_525 4 года назад

Starts at 4:37

@imavileone7360 4 года назад

Thank you Jr

@crisisactor420 4 года назад

Thanks dawg

@captaindsnuts9451 4 года назад

You’re a real one

@Smason432 2 года назад

One the OG heads my dude

@reeflab2221 Год назад

Big teenis energy

@BigDome1 3 года назад

The thought of Shane on Wild 'n Out is truly excellent.

@toonstierney1170 4 года назад

Great posture from the shaman. Horrible posture from the bull.

@MoarMike 4 года назад

Damn dude it's crazy you say that because I've been actively working on my posture since seeing the bull slouching like a goober a few weeks ago.

@gunshow86de 4 года назад

Shouts out Brügger!

@louleebelle38 4 года назад

The yang to the yin

@EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад

He's just in a chair that isn't big enough for the Young Bull. The headrest is sitting at his neck.

@davidperez5089 3 года назад

Shane wouldn't be the bull if he was always erect.

@ElkinsEric 3 года назад

McCuskers ideals on the “weed growing for the common man” make great sense. I’d vote for the man...

@antonenb 2 года назад

Sure but he has so many retarded ideas besides that.

@TheReaper42069 Год назад

Me too

@License2Bust Год назад

Yeah dude let’s praise midwit weedtawd for “making sense”. Reddit moment

@mtchll_chndlr 4 года назад

Will they ever turn the salt lamp on?

@chrismcardle5418 4 года назад

Nah they just lick it for minerals before and after the pod

@ugugugthe2nd.732 4 года назад

On the Paytch

@squidincsquid 4 года назад

They only turn the salt lamp on for the paytch. Better bust out $1 for that salt lamp lighting dawg.

@mtchll_chndlr 4 года назад

@@squidincsquid Im subbed playboy

@RepairRenovateRenew 4 года назад

From a certain camera angle it looks like Shane is warming his hands on it

@TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад

Shoutout owen benjies, hes winning a lawsuit against patreon that will keep mssp safe from ever being kicked off for content.

@ck2394 3 года назад

Somehow his fans got to sue and won too, just goes to show how easy it is go get rich if youre even slightly good at the bureaucracy of our shitty justice system.

@TonsMoreCowbell 3 года назад

@@ck2394 that is the same lawsuit I’m referring to. And they got to sue because Patreon violated their own TOS then tried to change them after the fact. At least that was my interpretation of it.

@wily4422 4 года назад

You want to keep those mics about a fist from your face. Don't you watch JRE?

@imavileone7360 4 года назад

Eww fuh no

@user-gn5bu7tx1b 4 года назад

@@imavileone7360 it's crazy that Rogan became Marc maron.

@nacetroy 4 года назад

@@user-gn5bu7tx1b yeah, fuck rogan but the mic a fist away from mouth works

@imavileone7360 4 года назад

@@user-gn5bu7tx1b 100%

@Knuckleheaded76 4 года назад

@@nacetroy wait why fuck rogie?

@talestaller Год назад

Matt got that Roman statue hair.

@orenthalsimpson 4 года назад

Nick Cannon just got fired from all of his shows for his racist comments.

@BanditoBurrito 4 года назад

Dope

@headfullofacid8088 4 года назад

It was because he criticized the small hats

@Sprite_525 4 года назад

Scott Wakeling - nah it was also “all people on earth who have less melanin”. Deshaun Jackson directly hit the stars of David and just got a timeout.

@FarmerJimbob 4 года назад

I love matt and I wish his weed idea would be realistic... But the issue is regulating the small individual growers who distribute to dispensaries. The amount of required records keeping and inspections is insane. So most states you can grow for yourself or your friends but not to sell to the general public. Outdoor grows have MASSIVE problems with fungus and pests and that's why they do it indoors

@huntermccoy7641 Год назад

Right so why regulate. Just let people do thier own thing. Its its shit product people wont buy

@yuga4K Год назад

Shane torturing his sister with cancer is top tier comedy

@Patrick_Bateman____ 2 года назад

40:57 Matt said something so [redacted] they had to cut it. I desperately want to know what that thing was.

@daveslow84 8 месяцев назад

You already know too much😮

@hunter_hult 4 года назад

As a dispensary owner in Denver who got screwed hard by one of the biggest companies out here... I agree with everything that Matt said about marijuana.

@hugeherb Год назад

Whats your business name dawg?

@hunter_hult Год назад

@@hugeherb native roots

@godzoox 4 года назад

Put both lids down so now everyone has to pick it up...

@drewhenni2277 Год назад

Men...... put both of the toilet seats down...... she will be irritated but won’t be able to complain and she probably won’t correlate that it’s the same effort to lift the seat as it is to put it down

@wavedog23 Год назад

Zero surprise that Shane plays as DK. We would have also accepted: Ganondorf, Wario, or Bowser. The bigboiz always gravitate to the big characters. One of my buddies is 6'1, 220+ and always goes for the Vanilla Gorilla.

@poon_don Год назад

It's true, but there's also a contingency of skinny dudes who wish they were huge and thus main grapplers and shit. I'm one of them, a wigger of fatness, a "bigger" perhaps. Most of my friends are fats so it's my culture too. It's just too satisfying watching how mad people get when you delete their entire health bar with three well-timed moves.

@wavedog23 Год назад

@Poon Don Big dudes playing as big characters is one of my favorite things in gaming and Im all for it. When my DK buddy charges his big fisto, I get way too hype and we laugh our asses off as he chases my Doc around. If you don't respect the Big, you're gonna get fuckin' dunked on lol

@superdooper50 Год назад

@@poon_don"bigger" lmaoo

@tonythetiger1600 Год назад

I play as the girl character allways have since a kid I get piss taken out ov me 2 this day

@strangerecon Год назад

Matt looks like a young Steve Irwin

@danh4724 4 года назад

This Matt guy has good taste in black intellectual round tables

@fourcampsreally9385 2 года назад

Do those exist? Are those tables better at blaming others for their own problems? Lol

@rakim126 Месяц назад

Real dawgs waited through the darkness and the silence at the beginning before emerging into greatness

@sealife12 2 года назад

I hate playing as girl in any game. Except Tomb Raider.

@JoeMaMa-vw5er 4 года назад

Starts at 4:45 my dawgs

@poon_don Год назад

The toilet seat thing is a lot like when a woman tries to make you sleep on the couch. Just say "nah", what can they really do? Me being recently divorced is entirely unrelated to this, I swear.

@ADPax10 2 года назад

The toilet seat explanation was so fucking good! The rest of the time, they're pretty bad ass, but then they encounter a toilet seat not down, and they go NUCLEAR and they're angry the rest of the night.

@fromhereon014 4 года назад

Godamn YT is keeping this one off my subs list. Bastards

@eudaemxnia2481 Год назад

Listen. This whole leaving the seat up thing is ridiculous. The only acceptable way to leave a toilet is with the lid down.

@ericschinn Год назад

1:01:10 Matt referring to being sober as being “regular” omg

@RepairRenovateRenew 4 года назад

Shane Gillis on wild n out might be the clash of 2 worlds we never knew we needed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shane! Busta move 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RepairRenovateRenew 4 года назад

And now 7/15 nick cannon gets fired from wildnout for anti semetic comments! The timing on all this is WILD

@IndividualistMusic 4 года назад

@@RepairRenovateRenew "anti semetic" comments is what they're now using to start cancelling the black people they don't like because if they say they're being "racist" no one takes it seriously. They recently went after Ice Cube as well when he mentioned the black cube of Saturn.

@Sprite_525 4 года назад

This is pure irony. Side note tho, Nick Cannon is still hired by Fox Network.

@SNNetwork 4 года назад

Matt everyone’s right mics should be pointed up or down vertical it’s not like the round ones on stage

@fromhereon014 4 года назад

Stinks, lets just start a consulting firm and draw 5% of the CumTown and MSSP paych. Made for life

@tazer95 4 года назад

Audio is much improved. Good shit, lads

@kevinwaldrop5071 4 года назад

Matt looks like a lesbian from central Texas

@acctadmin4073 4 года назад

I see more Tennessee Butch

@bruceW1144 3 месяца назад

“Why you talking like your tongue takes up your whole mouth” 😂

@davidperez5089 3 года назад

All bathrooms should have a urinal. Scoop kind not long type. The end of women whining about it! Deluxe version has a bidet.

@RichieRich210 4 года назад

I refuse to worry about putting the lid down...i didn't piss on the seat or the floor so be grateful....damn

@nickof93 3 года назад

I'm sure McCustard had something to do with the sick intro

@teelorp8306 Год назад

Episode won't play for me

@EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад

I love golf, but skis do take it way too seriously for their skill level. I'm just in it for the nature, the beers, a cigar, a tan, and to grip and f**kin' rip.

@nacetroy 4 года назад

In case no one's pointed it out - Matt's youthful look is a cross between Sixth Sense era Haley Joel Osment and Edward Norton. Also Matt, postmodernism had some good insights but it's been perverted by Marxists and intersectional feminists to be complete poison. I can't stand Thaddeus Russell but he makes some good points on postmodernism, there are also some critiques of Jordan Peterson's take on postmodernism. I think a lot of it is bullshit, but the arguments on grand narratives are worthwhile to understand.

@antonenb 2 года назад

You're spot on, on his appearance. Holy shit.

@mandybee3127 2 года назад

Shut up

@notamemo8431 Год назад

one important thing about current weed grows now a days in america . about 30-40% of the farms functioning is actually ran by cartels . they’re super popular in california texas arizona and New Jersey . indoor grows worked by normal people . with actual licenses sometimes even but most of the time it’s just a in the desert / woods grow hire random people to harvest / maintain . pay off silence you’re solid

@jrwhynot3631 8 месяцев назад

the solo camera shots really do change the vibe of the cast. the far wide shot just makes so much more sense for this show

@alexandermacron5541 4 года назад

Yung bulls! Point them mics to the heavens and let it rip

@angelosibille Год назад

I need friends

@SooperTim Год назад

4:45 holy shit

@workinghands1344 4 года назад

Hail Paimon

@craigroswell7994 4 года назад

I've been holding the frontline with the war between my mom and sister and the toilets.

@ChaoticLogic-x2t Год назад

Devorah in Mortal Kombat is my main too lamair 😅

@Jimbow-sz9kh 5 месяцев назад

I love Matt more than Shane but lowkey second guessing my love after Matt goes "whose AJ" a few mins in... Did that man seriously never watch the Sopranos?!?! Even some of my minority friends who strongly dislike most whiteys (and wops) all watched it and loved it. Requesting a reaction series of Matt reacting to the series right now. Throw it up on the paytch

@ETHANR26 10 месяцев назад

yo where's the doss on bin laden being in American schools? I thought him working for the cia and even being american got publicly admitted at some point, but didn't see any of this on Wikipedia xD

@ktdude1886 4 года назад

Yo if the bulls stop riding. I might get compromised

@monkeyearcheese420 3 года назад

24ish minutes shane talking on the ultimate white privilege. Mashing on golf carts drinking beer . Best days of my life other then kids bieng born and finalizing 2 divorces .

@0Akeldama0 Год назад

If youre editing in the starting soon....

@buddyguy4723 3 месяца назад

5 minutes of silence on a RU-vid video is basically like a guy holding the train door open holding everybody up. Hope you dont pay editors for that.

@name49 4 года назад

Matt sounds like a little boy

@mattdagangsta 7 месяцев назад

a bunch of fratty golfers saying no we’re not watching ufc we’re betting on family feud would have me livid lmao

@jonvia 2 года назад

When I heard lupus, I thought of George Costanza yelling "Lupus?!? Is it Lupus?!?"

@Pastor_Chief 4 месяца назад

God, I want to fight Shane and Matt in Mortal Kombat so freakin bad

@bigdawgs94 5 месяцев назад

Lmao Shane not being able to differentiate between the Chinese names is my main gripe with the Three Body Problem book series

@davidoneill7554 4 года назад

I like how Matt starts talking about deep political philosophical shit and then Shane just fatly interrupts about his manchild viddie games

@snakelama 3 года назад

honestly would rather hear a review of warhammer then some philosophy filtered through a youtube video then filtered through the shaman

@notherjacques 4 года назад

SODTAOE

@justingodfrey7443 8 месяцев назад

You guy split my sides

@JerrysLiver 2 месяца назад

thinking a chicken has one drum and one flat is maybe the funniest incorrect agreements yet

@downerlane 2 года назад

29:20

@954buggy Год назад

I can see Wild n Out Shane in my head right now… he’s on the red squad trying to catch the flow in the Wildstyle round and as he goes to start his flow he gives up and says “this is fuckin gay”