MSSP 306- Spuddoula 

You come to MSSP for Shane Gillis, but you stay for Matt McCusker

"If every meal you eat is delicious you're going to die" --Matt may be prophetic

I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.

The redskins should have kept the name, but change the mascot to a small red potato.

Shane calling his sister “Slammin’ Sarah Sosa” kills me every time

Shane bets on ufc strictly based on race is the funniest thing I have ever heard

Can someone please remind me of what episode they talked about Matt's family killing kids in the Schuykill river. Classic MSSP moment

Teenis Support Group starts at 24:10

Starts at 4:45, big dawgs

I legit hit a Teenis right before watching this I almost passed away from giggles during the Teenis fest you guys had

Dawgs, found this pod 2 months ago and today I became a paytch. Best dawg gone decision I may have ever made. Blessed be the dawgs 🙏🏻

Mat saying "hey man, be more careful in the future", equating a homicide of passion to hitting someone in your car when youre drunk is top tier

Two years later and the Kanye shit just gets wilder lol

Why can’t I find this ep on their page? This is the first time listening/watching this for me. I’m pleasantly surprised

Every tenus’s class photo 😂

“…And prove I can be damaged by the sun”

Just wanna give a shout-out to my black dawgs, I love you bros. More than McCusker loves his wife lol and I mean that shit 😂❤

Golden ep. No flaws

Damn. 3 years. Look how far these DAWGS ARE NOAW!

Great episode

Plain, Life cereal is ELITE

I'm glad the Dawlgs talked about mid-seat-mess teenis. Thought I was the only one.

Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork

Dissapointed Shane said “And submarines” He should know about the Hunley.

maybe the three joggers were scoping out the G Berg for a future Peaceful protest

When I found MSSP i would get so annoyed by Matt. A year later he’s probably one of the funniest humans I’ve ever seen. #TalkThatShitShaman

that tenis conversation 🤣

The unseasoned food thing is probably the only racist thing that gets to me...

Common cut that first 5 min

imagine dying after seeing nuke's and trying to picture what the future will be like.

So whose dad also zuckerbergs the sunscreen, ??mine forsure does lol

Tenis zero is crazy

Cant remember the guys name forsure but i feel like kimbo slice is the name being looked for around the end of the cast talking bout fighters n such

RIP dawg girl

19:00 tenis talk

I wonder how many lads gobto the grove cause getting fucked up watching crashes sound pretty fucking sick

4 min of starting soon. Wtf. Why is that not edited out

Grant Hill is the answer. That’s how sprite did it. Do with that what you will.

4:44

This is an all time great ep

coacoa pebble with fucking peanut butter, then half way thru another sprinkle of the pebs. after the fatty in the morning. hell yea dude

26:30

Kanye part didn’t age well C.G. -04/21/2023

The last half is literally unwatchable due to all the lagging...

Lmao pissing thru the toilet seat sucks dude, you have no clue until you pull your shorts up and your shorts are just soaked in piss

That starting soon shit has to go

How Good Is Our Pod

The Elder Prophets of Dawgsylvania have bestowed more holy transcripts to the common Dawg. Here here

Just two pirates livn' the salt life, on the SS Rogies.

".. then some dude shows up in a colour you've never experienced", comedy gold.

LOVE the history talk boys. It's the main reason I signed up for the paytch. Tardcore history rules.

Shane u need to run for president of skankkonia

3:33 😂😂 “Sir your choco levels are off the charts” “I only had a couple bowls”

Man I generally don't laugh out loud at stuff, especially alone but that teenis dump story flattened me.

Good to know Matt's Teenis is just like mine. 👍 shit happens once every few months atleast

“he’d be a good midwife for a dump” had me crying

“It’s kinda racist that they only do smalls for gluten frees” had me 😂🤣

Definitely one of the most rewatchable podcasts.

I find myself saying "eww" , all the time now. Thanks shane .

Shane has mentioned touring Gettysburg battlefield so many times he should be the tour guide by now

Lamaire laughing at you discussing teenus issues is hilarious. You recognizing his laughter as agreement is next level irony. Top cast boys.

As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null

as a fellow Central PA boy, it's insane to hear someone on a cool ass podcast talking about Maple Grove

Matthew is the epitome or bro & dawg love combined. He is the reincarnation of my little brother who was also my dawg

My favorite part is reading the comments right as I start so I have no context for the funnies coming up

Matt is really looking like his late great father. Patrick Duffy. In this episode

So no more Radio Dawgz channel allowed, eh? What's the haps on that my dudes? Btw I would never have found the pod without the pirate channels... wouldn't have told my buds about it. Wouldn't be listening today. Just something to consider...

Oh shit a black gentleman... Your life matters sir just look at my social media posts the last 4 months! Just dont look any further than that I was hacked.... everyday.... for 10 years... 🤭

Shane needs to get in the octagon

Just two red blooded bulls lockin horns

As a white guy, I have too many black friends lol they fucking love me! Yo, just saying I’m not even sure I’m white anymore dawgs. The race war is bullshit. We’re all just dawgs. Fuck the color of our coats. We’re all just dawgs in the end. And guess what? All dawgs go to heaven ❤

Man this episode was so good

Damn, the pod is so much better when they aren't talking current events or politics..

I come back to this ep for my worst teenis morning dumps. Dudes Im strugglin

Are you guys doggin radio dawgz?? I would have never found you boys with out his uploads. I can’t afford all your content but man do I appreciate being able to see a lot of it. You guys work hard so I understand, get your compensation but see if there is anything you guys can work out.

This Shane guy is hilarious, and Matt's presence of mind is rare and hilarious

Guys, dawgs, I’m a bit of a literary bro, how is it spelt: teenis or teenus? Thanks in advance brother dawgs

Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you” Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

What’s wrong with the head rest on Matt’s chair

Coco pebbles are my freaking 💩 Coco pebbles on ice cream Coco pebbles in my milk shakes Coco pebbles in a zip lock bag

Three yrs and still no one has made the pee shield toilet seat? We can all see it in our heads. Do i have to do it myself?

the bros at gettysburg reminds me of that mexican dude’s bit about chulos in nature

“U gotta dump a bunch of chemicals in it to neutralize the dump”

The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on RU-vid is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on RU-vid is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.

22:00 done it

Hell yeah dude

Teenis piss between the lid and the toilet has never happened to me, not bragging but ever since I first heard that I have taken precautions.

Yellin yaba daba doo and stealing your sisters cereal rules

I've done it 😔

1:37 🤣🤣🤣 what a start.. This might be the goat episode,

Holy fuck its the rather be lifting shirt 👕 SHAMAN HOW DO WE GET OUR MITTS ON THOSE???

Your on speaker phone should be said before hello

"How's it going to piss out of the toilet?"

Flags lookin tight dawgz

Banana Republic should rebrand its problematic name to Watermelon Confederacy

i got 8th overall in nhl 16 was such a nerd on that game went 86-8 quit cuzz of the 8th loss lol

Hail spud

He said that's every tenises class photo.. a pool of diharea

I do air conditioning. And we’re told to not ask to use the restroom. Very true

What I been sayin ab the zuck