MST3K - Snow Thrills 

The “4th of July in Minnesota” line killed me!

This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!

"Yeah? Well you're full of skit!"

Narrator: Beauty, grace, and rhythm. Servo: You won't find them here.

The first time I heard the term "shiing" was a Goofy skiing short. Gworsh, that short was full of skit, a-hyuk, a-huhuhuhHO!

About halfway through, I was expecting one of those skiers to go tearing past out of control wailing "YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYY!!!"

"4th of July in Minnesota" hahahahahaha XD

I love when Joel used to interact with the things on screen, it still makes me laugh! What a great short!

Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it. "And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!" Classic.

Tom: It's the parade of shame and waste of lives! Joel: You know where I come from they arrest flashing blades.

Cross country shiing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgroundsh.

"Jack frost is master of ceremony!" "I thought he was fictional..."

"Beauty, grace, and rhythm,, you won't find them here!"

got to love MSTK3000! And the best thing is they are based out of the twin cities! I grew up on these guys. dajsauce

"Hey look, I can see Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw. Love means never having to watch this movie."

Announcer: "It's the biggest one man thrill in Jack Frost's show..." Joel: "I know a better one..." LOL

Haha, Bob-sledding. "It's the sled of the Sub-Genius!" Beautiful.

When Joel mentioned the Sled of the Subgenius, I completely lost it. "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!"

These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).

"Mommmm, get off the ice! Daaddd, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!" "MOTHER GET OFF THE ICE."

"Uh, grab the mail there. Would you please? Thank you."

You know your bones don't break in a bobsled, they shatter

'I did it for the kicks, man. Snow thrills everywhere!'

"It's the sled of the SubGenius!" XD Praise "Bob"!

"A modern whirling dervish on ice." "You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?" "Yup!" "People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!" "Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"

"Look! James Bond is being chased by enemy agents!"

You know you're old when you still pronounce skiing as "SHI-ing".

4:54 Tom deserves thanks for that one

Back when an Olympic figure skater had the same skills as the average 9year old precision line novice does today. Must have been nice.

Tom Servo's tiny hands and arms are so cute!

Downhill "shiing", just like at the Shoski Winter Olympisk on NB-Shi!

"Mooom, would you get off the ice-Daaad, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"

Blood, flesh, entrails, the contents of a human spilled!

Church of the Subgenius reference ftw!

"Yeah well you're full of skit" 🤣

"We're gon-na go dieee on the slopes..." "Yeah, well you're full of skit."

Crow: Sheep thrills? Joel: Oh well, to each his own...

It's the "agony of defeat" auditions!

"...Are darn hard to come by!" "We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!" "Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD "I know a better one. Forget I said that."

"Cross-country shee-ing amid skenes of Winter magnifishence in Sanada's Shnow-covered playgroundsh!"

"Oh yeah, well you'll full of skit". How he read the "skiing in Canada's snow-coverd playground" title card was funny.

4:14 Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?!

Will you SHTOP SHAYING "SHEEING"

these guys make me laugh like no one else. one of the best shorts on youtube!

If I ever hear anyone say "Schiing" again I am pushing them off the chairlift.

"4th of July in Minnesota" that made my day.

"hot hot hot" damn it, now I want to listen to The Cure!

"yeah, well you're full of skit!!". LOL!

You're going cross-country sheeing? Wish I could join you in those skenes of winter magnifishence in Sanada!

'Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster!'

6:00 THERE'S GRANDMA!

Oh so you're going to see the Shnow covered playgroundsh then!

"Yeah, then I think you're full of skit."

8:26 "Want to go faster?" was the operator of the Caterpillar ride at Valleyfair back when it had the cover and the crazy music.

I never had noticed the end of the seat on the right corner before. Neat!!

"It's the biggest one man thrill" Joel: "I know a better one, forget I said that...sorry." hehehe

I did it for the kicks man, snow thrills!

It's like an educational film for Martians.

I love how when Joel's directing the bobsled around the track, at 8:50 he smacks Tom and goes "Oh shit, 'scuse me."

absolutely love these guys

BEAUTY GRACE AND RHYTHM YOU WONT FIND THEM HERE

This is one of the better movie shorts they have. Their comments are funny as hell!!

I love the shorts where they get so dark XD

7:01 Embarrassing? You bet! That guy never had a chance!

Look at him go! To Hell! In a hand basket... LOL

8:57 DOWN goes Herschel Walker!

Nah I did the polar dip once. That skit is like giving birth

My favorite short of all time.

I'm surprised they didn't mention the Jamaican bobsled team when that sled crashed.

I always loved how dark the Brains would get with these shorts. Good times!

"where I come from they arrest flashing baldes" hahah

Uh-oh! 9 people are full of skit!

"Nothing quite as pretty ... as arterial spray on the white snow."

"Oh, I see a class action lawsuit coming around the corner!" - 7:43 "Yeah, well you're full of skit. " - 4:30 LOL.

4:54 Easily my favorite part of this short. "Shi'ing," my ass.

IT Conquered The World.

5:20 'Bota bag with spiced wine!'

"Grandma.....grandmaaaa! what is she doin up there......"

"I did it for the kicks man!"

0:56-0:58 "Whitey takes the lives of five not-so-innocent spectators." That line should have been in.

I damn near spit out my coffee on that one.

"HEEEYYYY!"

HUH!?!?! it's the nuttiest bob sled in town! hahaha God, Joel is awesome

Its a DEATH train!!! OMG!!!!!

Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here... (the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")

1:00 XD

6:21 Yes! Thrill as this high jumping sheer takes his face clean off! O.O

"Yeah, well you're full of skit." God, ski jumping was extremely dangerous back then. I mean, their skis don't even come off when they crash!

4th of july in Minnesota

lol I'm actually going skiing in Canada this January... and I'm gonna say that like every 30 seconds... : )

“Yes, it’s ‘Prostitutes on Ice’!… well, in a nice way.”

lmao i love their reaction to the horse thing "...what the...." "ok."

Don't worry, I won't go looking for any Sheep Thrills.

In it for the kicks.

That's just pure natural talent!

I was just reading about the SubGenius. Trip Out!

Fourth of July in Minnesota!

"Aw, Mom. Come on, get off the ice! DAD! Will you maker her get off the ice, look at her! D,: " Poor Joel XD

Filmed in Vibrant Blue & White!

"Lets talk about shrinkage shall we?"