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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 2 месяца назад
Voting prevents a unwanted presidency
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 месяца назад
😁😁😁
@betsyfloyde9244
@betsyfloyde9244 2 месяца назад
Clever!!
@jennineosorio8786
@jennineosorio8786 2 месяца назад
Good one!
@reneedaniel2881
@reneedaniel2881 2 месяца назад
Nice 👏
@dcrash_
@dcrash_ 2 месяца назад
well done 🧐
@StarkKarstVT
@StarkKarstVT 2 месяца назад
LOVE YOUR TEAM COLBERT! Don't let hope blind you America! SPREAD THE WORD AND VOTE! Make sure you are registered and your friends and family are as well.
@stevetournay6103
@stevetournay6103 2 месяца назад
Indeed. Remember 2016. The playing field is less level now and the Dem less electable. VOTE...
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj 2 месяца назад
Oh my. My face hurts from laughing. These writers were on fire and Mr. Colbert offered brilliant delivery
@ProclaimedHERETIC
@ProclaimedHERETIC 2 месяца назад
I was laughing too, until I realized that Colbert modified the audio. Now it's just propaganda.
@upanishaderna
@upanishaderna 2 месяца назад
Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about lawnmowers.
@Bagglady889
@Bagglady889 2 месяца назад
😂same. I laughed so hard at this
@gingerriviera3654
@gingerriviera3654 2 месяца назад
This is pure comedy gold!! Yes!!
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 месяца назад
I appreciate so much Walz's ability to make fun of himself and can take a joke at his expense, it's REALLY refreshing.
@LoveBaxterAlways0403
@LoveBaxterAlways0403 2 месяца назад
Agree 💙🇺🇸
@anotherlover6954
@anotherlover6954 2 месяца назад
He can spend a year doing that, in prison, for stolen valor.
@MagiRemmie
@MagiRemmie 2 месяца назад
@@anotherlover6954 Why are you lying? There is no stolen valor here.
@letitbe777
@letitbe777 2 месяца назад
@@anotherlover6954, just waiting on tRumpty Dumpty’s prison sentence, yea the convicted felon, wannabe dictator.
@Barbelle1201
@Barbelle1201 2 месяца назад
Ditto here. Impressed me. Think of the stark contrast with Trump who takes himself so seriously he has a hissy fit if he thinks someone's crowd is larger than his.
@michaeloconnor5680
@michaeloconnor5680 2 месяца назад
Omg. What a cluster munch! Thanks you Colbert for defining it!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 2 месяца назад
Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 2 месяца назад
Cluster musk.
@danpage6907
@danpage6907 2 месяца назад
As a teacher with a 21-year career, I can confirm Lunch Duty will destroy you either physically or spiritually.
@jeffk412
@jeffk412 2 месяца назад
honestly, thank you for your service!
@letitiajeavons6333
@letitiajeavons6333 2 месяца назад
A bunch of my male teachers were going bald. I think teaching causes hair loss.
@CraftAmundous
@CraftAmundous 2 месяца назад
Thank you for your service. ❤❤❤ This country doesn't make it easy to educate the younglings. If they retain anything, it's a miracle.
@reedfagan8330
@reedfagan8330 2 месяца назад
I so second the lunch duty thing.
@brandiebishop8473
@brandiebishop8473 2 месяца назад
Lunch or recess either one, lunch is worse imo
@heuwell
@heuwell 2 месяца назад
One of your best monologues ever. Had me in stitches 🤣
@smartiee74
@smartiee74 2 месяца назад
Give the writers a raise!! This one was gold!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zemlya378
@zemlya378 2 месяца назад
I can poop on a page and it would still be better than this
@bridgethockney2303
@bridgethockney2303 2 месяца назад
I just love you Colbert and the glee you're feeling at this point in time!
@Barbelle1201
@Barbelle1201 2 месяца назад
Yes, yes! Hope we keep up the momentum - and pray for Blue tsunami!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 2 месяца назад
Ain't this something, The kettle calling the pot black>A Liar calling someone else a liar! The nerve of donald Trump!! Hello?
@davidmcgarry2715
@davidmcgarry2715 2 месяца назад
That had my laughing out loud. Mockery rather than outrage is definitely the most effective way to beat Trump.
@marialofgren-ip6uq
@marialofgren-ip6uq 2 месяца назад
Yes, and the only way to cope! 🩵💙🌎🌊👍🤩
@abboudashkar3804
@abboudashkar3804 2 месяца назад
😂 yeah laugh when he wins
@glenod
@glenod 2 месяца назад
@@abboudashkar3804 trumps a loser. whats even funnier is musk interviewed an AI sylvester the cat named trump hahahah
@davey6907
@davey6907 2 месяца назад
Most definitely 😂
@joshuaohuka7719
@joshuaohuka7719 2 месяца назад
​@@abboudashkar3804 he won't win... and even if he did... he'd still be a laughable weirdo...
@daniellemos249
@daniellemos249 2 месяца назад
"Dead in a jail cell" was the Best joke i heard on that. Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂 Love it love it Love it
@Felcaster
@Felcaster 2 месяца назад
Genuinely love Walz's answers to questions- he's like the jokester dad on a school/church roadtrip :)
@RoboBoomStick
@RoboBoomStick 2 месяца назад
and a pedo so you win
@sarebear1592
@sarebear1592 2 месяца назад
He's a lying weirdo lol
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 2 месяца назад
Gawd, that's so true! He's the teacher everybody wanted for their social studies class.
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 2 месяца назад
@@sarebear1592 You can say that. It's easy enough. But you can't give an example, nor can you say you or your preferred candidate have never lied.
@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 2 месяца назад
@@sarebear1592 sure, Polly, just parrot back words you don't understand. you want a cracker now?
@Yibambe.
@Yibambe. 2 месяца назад
This teacher bows in reverence to anyone who spends two decades supervising school lunch.🙏🏼
@NabPunk
@NabPunk 2 месяца назад
As a former school student council member (who lost head-boy elections with just 3% of total votes), I sympathize with anyone that has to deal with teens on a daily basis.
@stephaniemurria5534
@stephaniemurria5534 2 месяца назад
Yes. Retired special education teacher agrees.
@mikelittle6530
@mikelittle6530 2 месяца назад
As a former educator I had the same gig as Walz supervising the school lunchroom. And he's right!
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 2 месяца назад
I believe there's a direct correlation between the teacher's involvement with the students and hair loss. The more you care, the less the hair!🙂
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 2 месяца назад
​@@thomasbraeking6225 Or in the case of the ladies, the greyer! That's why in my schools, we had dinner ladies who gave our teachers a break!
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 2 месяца назад
@@y_fam_goeglyd 👍
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 месяца назад
I apologized to most of my teachers that I gave somewhat of a difficult time. I regret quitting school because it's HELL trying to go back! Especially because certain politicians truly did Not care about education, I gave up too.. I'm just reminded of GHW Bush "No Child Left Behind " act, it's totally NOT what the title displays! Even my teachers then explained it to us students! So the feeling of being "not good enough " for a simple education kicked in full by high-school for me!! What makes it better is the fact that now my money isn't "good enough " for furthering my education, so no more hope there for me.. We must NOT let this happen to more kids! Their education is so precious!!! 👍👍👍👍
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 2 месяца назад
@@thomasbraeking6225 It's related to intelligence--it gets burned off from the inside.
@765ketyjo
@765ketyjo 2 месяца назад
I've watched his Sylvester the cat impression and take on trump 10 times now. AND, I'm still rolling round with glee with it. Absollutely brilliant. You probably have to be over 60 to get true value out of it though. The Elmer fudge one at the end rounded it off even better. Stephen!!!! This brought me so much joy
@suzidelarue5344
@suzidelarue5344 2 месяца назад
A cats favourite colour is purrple
@SecularFelinist
@SecularFelinist 2 месяца назад
Funny what happens when you fire 80% of your workers.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 месяца назад
And then sitting around and talking about not letting companies unionise and firing the members if they do.
@thomasbraeking6225
@thomasbraeking6225 2 месяца назад
Especially when it's the 80% that actually make the thing work!
@Jonteponte71
@Jonteponte71 2 месяца назад
And then pretending like streaming live audio to a lot of users is basically an unsolvable technical problem🤷‍♂
@TeasLouise
@TeasLouise 2 месяца назад
And it's the smart ones you fired because they want to unionize because of the pay cuts.
@juliusrodriguez9701
@juliusrodriguez9701 2 месяца назад
Boycott tesla
@RLU-wt8vi
@RLU-wt8vi 2 месяца назад
F'Elon & Felon. What a pair.
@LFetterman7903
@LFetterman7903 2 месяца назад
GOOD ONE! 👍👍👍
@Barbelle1201
@Barbelle1201 2 месяца назад
Good one.
@tracyearwin2241
@tracyearwin2241 2 месяца назад
😊👏💯
@kenjiwebb1509
@kenjiwebb1509 2 месяца назад
What about ME'lon ??
@greenfrogy44
@greenfrogy44 2 месяца назад
I read that as F*** Elon and the Felon. 💙
@Autotrope
@Autotrope 2 месяца назад
I think my happiness level measurably goes down when the late night shows are off air. They are able to make light out of the doom and gloom in the world.
@CopingwithGrattitude
@CopingwithGrattitude 2 месяца назад
Me too, it is like an antidepressant in a show!😂
@DI-yx4it
@DI-yx4it 2 месяца назад
💯 👏👏👏👏
@christistratton
@christistratton 2 месяца назад
My mornings are immeasurably better when I have Stephen Colbert with my coffee..
@lydiarowe491
@lydiarowe491 2 месяца назад
Get a life😢
@d.b.cooper1
@d.b.cooper1 2 месяца назад
100%, it's dark & gloomy af, even after coming off most socials, so this is always a good light hearted way to keep up to date with what's going on. feels like you're sharing the laughters/sadness with millions
@rodoza66
@rodoza66 2 месяца назад
The "Sylvester" portion had me laughing so hard all my cheeks hurt! 🤣🤣🤣
@jeffr6206
@jeffr6206 2 месяца назад
Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy dwaber! I did! I did taw a puddy dwaber!
@AgolfTwittler
@AgolfTwittler 2 месяца назад
So how does 2 Billionaires bragging about firing workers for asking for better wages go over in MI, PA, and WI?
@saar144
@saar144 2 месяца назад
Trump is not a billionaire
@_jpg
@_jpg 2 месяца назад
​@@saar144 He certainly acts like one
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion 2 месяца назад
He's under investigation for violating federal employment laws now 😂
@abboudashkar3804
@abboudashkar3804 2 месяца назад
​@saar144 no you are 😂
@howardprouty8424
@howardprouty8424 2 месяца назад
Exactly.
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 2 месяца назад
You nailed it tonight Stephen, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the screen.
@howarddelovitch
@howarddelovitch 2 месяца назад
it's a "Process" can't you see ?
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 месяца назад
To the people saying his slurred words and lisp were audio artifacts: where was Elon’s lisp and slurred speech?
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 месяца назад
That interview was Elon lobbying Trump for more corporate tax cuts. What a clown show.
@bewitched3912
@bewitched3912 2 месяца назад
​@@Leonaza7😅 and Trump was wearing his signature clown make-up 🤡
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 2 месяца назад
People are saying that? The audio is very clear, Trump was slurring.
@elliegolfam4939
@elliegolfam4939 2 месяца назад
That would require common sense though, which anyone voting for Trump or defending him or making excuses for him has none!
@ClauTo-oh5qu
@ClauTo-oh5qu 2 месяца назад
ELON and the fELON!
@johndray2326
@johndray2326 2 месяца назад
Isn't it wonderful that politicians can (once again) make jokes that are actually funny, and that we are not scared to laugh at. Go Walz!
@Waniac
@Waniac 2 месяца назад
You know what isn’t wonderful? Tampons being put in 4th grade boys bathrooms!!! Something Walz did in Minnesota!
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 2 месяца назад
Trump and Elon with no guardrails what could go wrong...
@JuliusMartin-xm3jv
@JuliusMartin-xm3jv 2 месяца назад
Literally everything!!!!😂😂😂
@joesmith9889
@joesmith9889 2 месяца назад
2 selfish clowns.
@mitchconner403
@mitchconner403 2 месяца назад
The most iconic debate of the 21st century Putin: “No Way!” Trump: “Way.”
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 2 месяца назад
@@mitchconner403 Party on, Vladimir! Party on, Don!
@dcrash_
@dcrash_ 2 месяца назад
😂😂 That went well
@1rammstein21
@1rammstein21 2 месяца назад
Yes, laughter...it's wonderful...
@origshoegal
@origshoegal 2 месяца назад
A very witty, yet dry comment, my good sir (or Madam.) Made a chuckle. 😏
@sharonkriskovich5911
@sharonkriskovich5911 2 месяца назад
Thank God for Stephen this is such a horrible thing for this country to be going through it feels so good to laugh with Stephen for a few min.
@Barbelle1201
@Barbelle1201 2 месяца назад
First time I've heard it expressed that way, but you're so right.
@grl57
@grl57 2 месяца назад
I love Stephen’s humor!
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 месяца назад
And he was on fire tonight!
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 месяца назад
It's getting better! 💙
@snootdingo9365
@snootdingo9365 2 месяца назад
What's horrible? Colbert is
@uw629
@uw629 2 месяца назад
Love every word of it! Hilarious!
@SirLoin2418
@SirLoin2418 2 месяца назад
Just a couple of down to earth rich guys discussing how they're going to help each other not pay taxes 🤡🤡 🚩
@helenaquin1797
@helenaquin1797 2 месяца назад
And quash "the little guy", laughing together about firing ppl planning to unionize..
@Riley0509
@Riley0509 2 месяца назад
Sick people, both of them.
@ArchYeomans
@ArchYeomans 2 месяца назад
So true.
@angelalynch6720
@angelalynch6720 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly
@asidomuriatiko-c8w
@asidomuriatiko-c8w 2 месяца назад
both greedy !!!
@irenecapozzoli860
@irenecapozzoli860 2 месяца назад
Don't ever quit late night Steven. The laughter you give us is straight up piss my pants comedy.
@thegunslinger1363
@thegunslinger1363 2 месяца назад
From a young man in Ireland. For the love of god, don't become overconfident. There's so much at risk, so vote like hell!
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 2 месяца назад
😎🫵🏼🇺🇸💘🇮🇪 we're on it! VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT MARICOPA COUNTY BUCKEYE ARIZONA USA!!! 🌵🐎🗽🦅💙🇺🇸
@Maw_man
@Maw_man 2 месяца назад
Don't worry I'll be voting Trump
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky
@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 2 месяца назад
@@Maw_man ... when you LOSE, stay home this time 😎🫵🏼💙🇺🇸🗽🦅
@neddoyle8304
@neddoyle8304 2 месяца назад
Chill and have a pint mate! We got this!
@A60PlusBlackLibrarian_Ed.D
@A60PlusBlackLibrarian_Ed.D 2 месяца назад
💙💙💙
@mycollegeadvisor3192
@mycollegeadvisor3192 2 месяца назад
Steve should win an Emmy for this monologue alone. Some of the best political satire ever written. And I say this as a teacher of American Government.
@StringofPearls55
@StringofPearls55 2 месяца назад
Ahhh, that explains a lot.
@jean2479
@jean2479 2 месяца назад
True. Very talented, intelligent and FUNNY!
@kmac2765
@kmac2765 2 месяца назад
His writer are the best but his delivery is what sets him apart. Love this guy!
@glamourgirl-n9b
@glamourgirl-n9b 2 месяца назад
Right!
@grapes5132
@grapes5132 2 месяца назад
Yea, now do Kamela .
@mdimascio
@mdimascio 2 месяца назад
Lets keep this excitement going until November and save our country from the cowardly dictator.
@cassiepittman1489
@cassiepittman1489 2 месяца назад
Well said !:)✌️💙🤩
@elledechenestudio
@elledechenestudio 2 месяца назад
And the truly vile people who are paving his path to power. Their power.
@vsznry
@vsznry 2 месяца назад
@@HOLDXSTEEL yawn. nope. christian fascist.
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 2 месяца назад
​@@HOLDXSTEELno, trump dummy
@crover1122
@crover1122 2 месяца назад
Coward?!?! Walz is on the VP ticket. You should know that.
@reginakelly1783
@reginakelly1783 2 месяца назад
Wow " if that plane could talk..."
@angelaperez8876
@angelaperez8876 2 месяца назад
Walz is just refreshingly normal...at last someone representing the America I once knew. Im so happy for you guys.
@harrylazard805
@harrylazard805 Месяц назад
You must have been raised by a pack of lying commies....
@joanoconnor2662
@joanoconnor2662 2 месяца назад
GO HARRIS & Walz’ s , THE BIGGEST THANK YOU , THANK YOU , THANK YOU !!!
@ElizabethF2222
@ElizabethF2222 2 месяца назад
If you like Communism, sure.
@craiggoodman667
@craiggoodman667 2 месяца назад
His posts have changed from 'we're going to win' to we have to 'stop the steal.' We've seen this movie before. I hate reruns.
@Brasswatchman
@Brasswatchman 2 месяца назад
Man desperately needs to come up with new material.
@kevinneal2575
@kevinneal2575 2 месяца назад
“I’m telling you right now, I hope this election is fair, because if it’s not…” Translation: If I lose, my backup plan is in full swing
@DavidEdwards9801
@DavidEdwards9801 2 месяца назад
especially when the ending was so bloody :*(
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 2 месяца назад
​@@Brasswatchmanbaby needs to honor his bedtime.
@emilysanders1978
@emilysanders1978 2 месяца назад
I DO TOO!!!!!
@alexmartinez5859
@alexmartinez5859 2 месяца назад
The lunchroom joke by Governor Walz nearly killed me because I have heard so many stories about teaching and monitoring students from my future colleagues and it was so true. That man deserves to be VP. Especially when the Senate often times acts like a high school classroom.
@LoveBaxterAlways0403
@LoveBaxterAlways0403 2 месяца назад
8 years as VP, followed by 8 years as President, great choice for VP. Thank you to our future Madame President Harris. I finally have joyful hope for our country, vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸
@anotherlover6954
@anotherlover6954 2 месяца назад
A man that made a career out of lying about his military service CANNOT be allowed within a heartbeat of the Presidency. *IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.*
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 2 месяца назад
High school? I was thinking more like junior high!
@letitbe777
@letitbe777 2 месяца назад
@@user-md4di6yg2p, I was thinking more like preschool or kindergarten. And that’s being kind, my 3 year-old grandson has better manners and speaks better English than many of them. Sad state of affairs but thank goodness for Harris/Walz 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@DameAlys
@DameAlys 2 месяца назад
Whatever they are, from preschool to high school, I hope VP Walz gives those bad boys & girls DETENTION!
@Mikej1592
@Mikej1592 2 месяца назад
ROFL I lost it at "if that plane could talk, it would also be found dead in it's jail cell" OMG
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 2 месяца назад
But the Trump campaign has learned better and they're not using that plane again. Instead Trump will be driven to his next event, and they've already bought a used white Ford Bronco. 🙂
@DavidEdwards9801
@DavidEdwards9801 2 месяца назад
lmao DOA
@Stardustpal25
@Stardustpal25 2 месяца назад
Thats why Ghislaine Maxwell still around. Mums the word, boys!
@Stardustpal25
@Stardustpal25 2 месяца назад
​@@WyvernYT🤣🤣🥇🏆🌹🤝
@adjacent-smith
@adjacent-smith 2 месяца назад
I'm mean, Stephen _would_ know..
@djrajkhowa1070
@djrajkhowa1070 2 месяца назад
Folks, she may be the betting favorite, but please don't take it for granted. Get out and vote, vote, vote. Urge your family and friends to do the same. Help them get to the voting centers if that's required. This is unlike any other election. So, please get out there and cast your vote.
@joesmith4494
@joesmith4494 2 месяца назад
Canada here....please go vote and dont disappoint. Dont be a trumpet. Use your head. I understand that many people think with their cock but don't think about that with Donald Trump in your head. I'm pretty sure if you vote for Trump its your last vote. Please don't be stupid, stupid. When America elected Trump be at a wild surge of Americans trying to become Canadian. If you can't vote response please stay out of my country
@AbbyMore
@AbbyMore 2 месяца назад
I’m campaigning for Trump 🇺🇸
@djrajkhowa1070
@djrajkhowa1070 2 месяца назад
@@AbbyMore Whatever works for you.✌️
@grapes5132
@grapes5132 2 месяца назад
Yes we will, Trump 2024
@mythrix5565
@mythrix5565 2 месяца назад
Respect other people's opinions? Am I dreaming?
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 месяца назад
A man that disowned his child and a man who has gross thoughts of his daughter. So many lies. It is embarrassing how poor people worship the people who keep them poor.
@TheOriginalDeckBoy
@TheOriginalDeckBoy 2 месяца назад
I love ur comments Leonaza... keepem up lol...
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 месяца назад
There's a reason why the Orange Weirdo said, "I love the poorly educated!"
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 2 месяца назад
I know we don't have the same spiritual beliefs, but Trump is a disgusting and disgraceful man, who exhibits none of the teachings of Christ, and any "Christian" who says he does is lying.
@davidebert8034
@davidebert8034 2 месяца назад
That’s a laugh. The democrat party continues to keep ghettos miserably poor.
@Im_No_One_2024
@Im_No_One_2024 2 месяца назад
Yep and thats why Im votin for #Harris_Walz_2024
@aiai-j7i
@aiai-j7i 2 месяца назад
"Women are not allowed to age"...meant as a joke but it is SO TRUE!
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 2 месяца назад
Yeah but in Harris's case it's because black don't crack.
@Pekka.Pekka.1296
@Pekka.Pekka.1296 2 месяца назад
Absolutely! On class reunions I tell the ladies they say I'm lying but no, I don't!
@Brasswatchman
@Brasswatchman 2 месяца назад
Unfortunately.
@MK-lh3xd
@MK-lh3xd 2 месяца назад
@@victoriabaker4400 beige don't age!
@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 2 месяца назад
don't be silly. of COURSE they are allowed to age. we even have nice rooms in the back where they can stay out of sight and mind once they do.
@keithwollenberg5237
@keithwollenberg5237 2 месяца назад
Remember how upset was about the technical delays at the NABJ interview? Did he bring that up this time?
@terimiller6814
@terimiller6814 2 месяца назад
I said that same thing under another RU-vid video earlier today🙋 He was so rude and crude!!
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 2 месяца назад
Elon fired 80k people at Twitter what does he expect. Musk is gonna start his own country in Texas 😂
@clarissamiles
@clarissamiles 2 месяца назад
Of course not, because it was a white male and not Black folks 🤬
@gretchen8100
@gretchen8100 2 месяца назад
He "got upset" at the NABJ interview because he was asked a tough question that he absolutely didn't want to answer. That's always his go-to, complain about something irrelevant
@frankG335
@frankG335 2 месяца назад
It wasn't technically delays. He was refusing to go on unless they promised not to fact check in real time. The re-negotiations took that long. The reporting in this has been confirmed over and over again by many people who were there.
@jodijones33
@jodijones33 2 месяца назад
Sometimes it's hard to believe that I started watching Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on The Daily Show 20 years ago and they are still just as funny and smart as ever. The time just goes by so fast!!
@KatrSayet
@KatrSayet 2 месяца назад
Getting tired of Steves SNARK on WALZ😡
@flyingpaladin617
@flyingpaladin617 2 месяца назад
Nah they stopped being funny a long ago
@harrylazard805
@harrylazard805 Месяц назад
Yikes! That is funny? You must have a different definition of "smart"...
@watersipper1116
@watersipper1116 2 месяца назад
Oh, so much humor and so little time. Very clever writing and smooth delivery. I so enjoy your show.
@Eagle1freedom
@Eagle1freedom 2 месяца назад
Stephen, you are the best! You also truly bring joy as well. Thank you for making me laugh!!! 😂❤️
@lewisduffy675
@lewisduffy675 2 месяца назад
Musk's snickering Beavis to Trump's Butthead was peak cringe; two narcissists bonding over their shared contempt for democracy. How fitting.
@NightPipp
@NightPipp 2 месяца назад
And they kept talking over each other, that was my favorite part
@VerseauT-cm6tj
@VerseauT-cm6tj 2 месяца назад
…..and their shared contempt for humanity as well!😜
@bluesnakewoman
@bluesnakewoman 2 месяца назад
Ego meets egotist
@matthewcunningham5069
@matthewcunningham5069 2 месяца назад
You could tell they both hated it when the other was speaking. That part was kind of funny.
@BigChieff93
@BigChieff93 2 месяца назад
Snake oil tv salesmen
@jhoskins5630
@jhoskins5630 2 месяца назад
"If that plane could talk....." BEST COLBERT JOKE EVER!
@piripi40
@piripi40 2 месяца назад
The Trump + Sylvester impression is a winner
@mariel5209
@mariel5209 2 месяца назад
Watching from Denmark 🇩🇰 I love this show. It’s the best way to keep up with horrible news 😆
@sharanjitkaur4684
@sharanjitkaur4684 2 месяца назад
Watching from Singapore…. 🇸🇬True… look forward to every monologue and the last 2 weeks were hard😂….
@Bendermas1
@Bendermas1 2 месяца назад
🇺🇸❤🇩🇰🇸🇬
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 2 месяца назад
🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Also some of us citizens of the USA's best news source 🇩🇰
@TUPELO_HUNNY
@TUPELO_HUNNY 2 месяца назад
Will Ya'll allow us to seek asylum when domestic terrorists aka MAGA starts a civil war?
@PlaySA
@PlaySA 2 месяца назад
'Talking in a normal way' is something neither Musk nor Trump know very much about
@99MrAleksandar
@99MrAleksandar 2 месяца назад
probably you can enlighten them
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 2 месяца назад
With Musk, you can blame it on the Asperger's. I don't know what Trump's problem is.
@Legacysong2012
@Legacysong2012 2 месяца назад
Walz doesn't even look like he is older than 60, I never understood the people saying he looks decades older
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 месяца назад
Thufferin' thuccotash! Trump slurred his way through the entire interview.
@elliegolfam4939
@elliegolfam4939 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@GertyColeman-k8c
@GertyColeman-k8c 2 месяца назад
Daffy Duck,another stable genius.
@mohar1513
@mohar1513 2 месяца назад
I heard only one soundbite, and the whole thing was slurring and flirting
@klaytonpeterson
@klaytonpeterson 2 месяца назад
Yesth...Thseriousthly tho tho sthad😢😊😅
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 месяца назад
Possible he didn't put his teef in for the interview.
@megan893
@megan893 2 месяца назад
Yaassss Stephen knows what's up! 👏 Women in America are totally not allowed to age. So glad Stephen is back!!! ☺️❤️ I checked like everyday for a week or two
@WildcraftBritain
@WildcraftBritain 2 месяца назад
Yeah 👍🏻 I really missed the monologue and did similar 😊 it’s one of the best ways to keep up with the American elections with wanting to cry 😅🫣🌀
@YesChinaMarie
@YesChinaMarie 2 месяца назад
Same!!! He is my night cap lol happy he is back🥰😆
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 2 месяца назад
​@@YesChinaMarie I can only watch on comp because l go to bed early - like former President W and Current President Biden 🛌 🛏 🛌 🛏 🛌
@MarioBalladares-w4q
@MarioBalladares-w4q 2 месяца назад
HELP IM IN NICARAGUA MY UNCLE CPT RICHARD BALLADARES AND COUSIN LENNY BALLADARES FROM THE MARINES ARE FRAUDS !!! NEED HELP my ptsd getting worse need help ayuday Nicaragua no me ayuda
@jimchik
@jimchik 2 месяца назад
That last Tim Walz joke was the best. Spot on. 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🎶🎶 Man, do I hope we’re all calling him Mr. Vice-President in January..
@andrewdonohue1853
@andrewdonohue1853 2 месяца назад
you mean tampon timmy? one persons socialism is another persons neighbornessly? most radical left, dangerous ticket in american history. NO WAY
@radricdavis8508
@radricdavis8508 2 месяца назад
Which part of America are you in? I hope we do too. I’m in sunny Texas where we vote blue, not for the fool.
@YourHeartsDesires
@YourHeartsDesires 2 месяца назад
Get out there and Vote! Your Vote is your voice! We know you got this America 💙
@radricdavis8508
@radricdavis8508 2 месяца назад
@@YourHeartsDesires which part of America are you in? I’m in sunny Texas where we vote for the blue, not for the fool. That means I’m a Democrat through and through, thank you too, my dude !
@Chicken-dq9zg
@Chicken-dq9zg 2 месяца назад
I’m proudly voting blue. 💙💙
@hiramhackenbacker9096
@hiramhackenbacker9096 2 месяца назад
This is so brilliant. It's 5.30am here in Scotland where I'm on holiday. My wife is asleep and I'm likely to wake her with my laughing and you Mr Colbert will be responsible for the retribution I will endure for the rest of the day! Seriously though isn't it great to have hope again back in our lives.
@auntbeth6794
@auntbeth6794 2 месяца назад
Enjoy your holiday & 😊 Thanks for the laugh.
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 месяца назад
2:30a here and I hope I didn't wake the neighbors, I was laughing so hard.
@sandarahcatmom9897
@sandarahcatmom9897 2 месяца назад
Yes it is.
@apersononurphone920
@apersononurphone920 2 месяца назад
what a fucking disgrace
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 2 месяца назад
Hope you are having a wonderful time up there. Scotland is a very beautiful country, and you'll get warm welcomes. Next time, try my home Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, then you have N Ireland & the Republic, the Isle of Man, the Channel Isles, and there's one other... 😉🤣 Seriously, England is also full of very beautiful places. I've lived in E Anglia for over 30 years and I love it. Though I do recommend coming outside of our school holidays unless you're rich! Same can be said for anywhere, I guess. But you could honestly come to the UK and the Republic of Ireland (despite what people think, we're not all enemies! And it's very beautiful with fantastic people - some of my favourite ever colleagues were from there) for many years and see new things each time. Just be sure to bring your sense of humour and remember that we only tease people we like, so don't take offence if your leg gets pulled. 😅
@jennymacallan9071
@jennymacallan9071 2 месяца назад
Tim Walz is so clean, the worst we can do is make lawn mower jokes.😅 soon to be looking at the White House lawn! Vote blue!💙
@carrite
@carrite 2 месяца назад
The Republican Hate Machine is going full throttle against him...
@MariaReyes-gv8ui
@MariaReyes-gv8ui 2 месяца назад
2 Malignant narcissists 1 is AFRAID to pay taxes & the other one is AFRAID to go to jail 🙁☹️😮‍💨😓😢😭🥶
@friedanadurata9417
@friedanadurata9417 2 месяца назад
True
@jaysteele1031
@jaysteele1031 2 месяца назад
So they both ran off, unhappily ever after, to the jungles of Venezuala. The End.
@DavidEdwards9801
@DavidEdwards9801 2 месяца назад
Both afraid to pay taxes or go to jail, there I fixed it for you :P
@estherellis6032
@estherellis6032 2 месяца назад
Colbert...Killed it, again!! 😂😂👍. Laughing and crying in unison...😁😁😁😄😁
@uRealReels
@uRealReels 2 месяца назад
no offense, but this makes me want to vote for trump. im kinda sick of the bashing from both sides
@estherellis6032
@estherellis6032 2 месяца назад
@uRealReels No one's offended, ( I hope) but if you're truly Sick of the bashing...why would you elect 2 chose the King of Mocking'? However, 2 each his/her own. This is called democracy, we must vote our conscious. Namaste 👍
@tangnfi
@tangnfi 2 месяца назад
“If that plane could talk… it would be found dead in its jail cell” (mic drop) 😂
@DorcasLandry
@DorcasLandry 2 месяца назад
Great!
@florete2310
@florete2310 2 месяца назад
True. Besides: I wouldn't be surprised, if they had to take that "forced stop" at Epstein's Virgin Island... a lot of forced things were going down there...
@thekellers5041
@thekellers5041 2 месяца назад
If Trump goes to Venezuela is that a violation of his bond release from Fulton Co GA?
@elizabethdurden2020
@elizabethdurden2020 2 месяца назад
Let him Go!!! Good riddance
@PastryFan3016
@PastryFan3016 2 месяца назад
Thith isthn't a regular guy they're thending acroth the Venezuelan border. This is a felon and rapist running from prisons and mental institutions, like the late great Hannibal Lector.
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 2 месяца назад
@@PastryFan3016I couldn’t comprehend a former president can’t differentiate there are two definitions for asylum. 😮
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 2 месяца назад
Just saying he will go is a violation of his release. That is The Trump's back up plan, Don Jr. said he bought a house down there.
@jmalexander131
@jmalexander131 2 месяца назад
The State of New York may have something to say about his departure.
@AardvarkArchitecture
@AardvarkArchitecture 2 месяца назад
I am so excited to vote for Harris and Walz!
@x_warhog_x8701
@x_warhog_x8701 2 месяца назад
lol dont worry wont matter who you voter for sweet potato hitlers people are in place to deny the election the judges to pass it up to the SCOTUS who's in his pocket to hand it over to him
@Im_No_One_2024
@Im_No_One_2024 2 месяца назад
#Harris_Walz_2024
@serenounificado
@serenounificado 2 месяца назад
Not me
@reneedaniel2881
@reneedaniel2881 2 месяца назад
Me too 👏💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
@adammccafferty4336
@adammccafferty4336 2 месяца назад
Voting for Harris after Biden is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt
@bea4156
@bea4156 2 месяца назад
One of the best monologues EVER!! 🔥 🔥🔥
@lovelyskull3483
@lovelyskull3483 2 месяца назад
Wow Stephen you are killing it tonight. Bravo!
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 2 месяца назад
*MADAM PRESIDENT!* And I call her Madam President, because *we all know* she's gonna *rock* this election! 😃👍👏💙
@Mydayiscomingsoon
@Mydayiscomingsoon 2 месяца назад
What has she done for the US? I'm legitimately asking, what has she done?
@flameroad123
@flameroad123 2 месяца назад
I can't wait to say madam President.
@Briskeeen
@Briskeeen 2 месяца назад
​@@Mydayiscomingsoonnot be trump. Unironically that's all I really care about. I hope she actually does stuff, but I would unironically vote Harambe if it meant trump and Vance wouldn't run this country.
@leroy92TX
@leroy92TX 2 месяца назад
​@@BriskeeenDude. There's been 2 new wars under this presidency.
@patkennedy2620
@patkennedy2620 2 месяца назад
@@MydayiscomingsoonREAD A REPUTABLE NEWSPAPER!
@nancyrapp5847
@nancyrapp5847 2 месяца назад
I'm sooo happy you are back!!!! I was having some withdrawal symptoms!!!!
@moriartymw
@moriartymw 2 месяца назад
We need not just the popular vote, but also the electoral college, the house, and the senate...
@johnm7251
@johnm7251 2 месяца назад
Trump and Musk are as creepy as each other
@jungersrules
@jungersrules 2 месяца назад
This. Just realized that yes, they both do share that creep factor. For some reason I thought Elon had more sense, lol.
@Barbelle1201
@Barbelle1201 2 месяца назад
LOL my good-night chuckle. Tks.
@susanyee1
@susanyee1 2 месяца назад
The gruesome twosome!
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 2 месяца назад
You have so much money, what do you do? Send a car into space. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Elon did to Twitter what Tom and Facebook did to Myspace.
@mazdarex7
@mazdarex7 2 месяца назад
​@@jungersrulesfelon moskov speaks incoherently, if his transcripts are observed
@Keln02
@Keln02 2 месяца назад
Remember: liars of a feather flock together
@sirtainlee8725
@sirtainlee8725 2 месяца назад
Think of all the Dad jokes Walz and Obama will share at the next Whitehouse cookout.
@AlvaSudden
@AlvaSudden 2 месяца назад
When Stephen Colbert said "Kamala Harris is now the betting favorite...." there was the biggest cheer in live audience history. 💙💙💙
@macwest1001
@macwest1001 2 месяца назад
I sincerely doubt that there is a live audience.
@Adam-dy5cn
@Adam-dy5cn 2 месяца назад
@@macwest1001 every non-Trump fan is AI, eh?
@markwolfking258
@markwolfking258 2 месяца назад
Brutal and fantastic monologue!
@Sjalabais
@Sjalabais 2 месяца назад
"Your racism is very important to us"...and to the deportation center. Cracked me up - with sadness and despair.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 месяца назад
That interview made Trump sound like Daffy Duck's weird cousin, Daffy Schmuck.
@Confucius_Says...
@Confucius_Says... 2 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@dallaspac4791
@dallaspac4791 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SickPuppet-w6x
@SickPuppet-w6x 2 месяца назад
Melania is definitely voting for Harris/Walz....
@geoffpulham5032
@geoffpulham5032 2 месяца назад
"Our statement on... whatever that was." Brilliant!
@jackcatlin
@jackcatlin 2 месяца назад
Have many vaccines did you get?
@danielcallaghan8940
@danielcallaghan8940 2 месяца назад
like ughh hes so yukky. Kalama is slayying right now. 💅🏿 colored queens > yuk old yt men
@jyuniverse7818
@jyuniverse7818 2 месяца назад
Slurring words. Mini stroke maybe.
@gePanzerTe
@gePanzerTe 2 месяца назад
And the Truth 🤗
@lennymccartney1
@lennymccartney1 2 месяца назад
@@jackcatlin enough to stay alive, probably? how many people died because of trump, again?
@mmartinezPhysics
@mmartinezPhysics 2 месяца назад
Ballz to the Walz!
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 2 месяца назад
Where in the world is The Missus???? Out shopping for a good divorce lawyer, or just too embarrassed?
@bruce4947
@bruce4947 2 месяца назад
Waiting to cash in her divorce agreement after the election
@ImahSillyGirl
@ImahSillyGirl 2 месяца назад
@HairynosedWombat163 She's anywhere that trump's not, and I don't blame her.
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 2 месяца назад
Yes, and yes, and blowing his money on herself and Barron while she still can.
@jbug13158
@jbug13158 2 месяца назад
I love that our soon to be VP has such a great sense of humor!
@darkwinter8
@darkwinter8 2 месяца назад
Remember polls and predictions mean little for the election. Voting in November means everything in the election! We can't let our guard down and get complacent! #voteblue across the board
@yasuke1280
@yasuke1280 2 месяца назад
I’ll vote for the party that can define what a woman is
@runswithwolves61
@runswithwolves61 2 месяца назад
darkwinter8: I wish I could give your comment more than a thumbs up!
@tctopcat1981
@tctopcat1981 2 месяца назад
​@yasuke1280 we can define a man, a woman, and everything in between 😊
@ChristophBrinkmann
@ChristophBrinkmann 2 месяца назад
​@@yasuke1280 Oh that's easy. A woman is someone who knows to cover her drink when you enter the room.
@BigChieff93
@BigChieff93 2 месяца назад
Elon has that Michael J. Fox flow lmao
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 2 месяца назад
We love your show stephen colbert
@paultarp9150
@paultarp9150 2 месяца назад
Stephen Colbert... Thank you so much for more laughs. I really appreciate it, and I'm glad you're there.
@bcb7443
@bcb7443 2 месяца назад
Vote for decency over self-indulgence!! Harris/Walz 2024!! 💙🇺🇸🗳️
@fastlinesartdesign
@fastlinesartdesign 2 месяца назад
Yeah! Vote for hyperinflation, economic struggle, wide open borders and more migrant crime! Forget about policy because, after all, orange man bad! Gotta keep him out no matter thats what really matters, right? 😅😅😅
@billolsen4360
@billolsen4360 2 месяца назад
vote harris/walz 2024 and get a communist government.
@GodfatherSackboy
@GodfatherSackboy 2 месяца назад
You sheep are walking into the slaughter! Trump/Vance 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@grapes5132
@grapes5132 2 месяца назад
No ty I wanna afford food
@morningmona
@morningmona 2 месяца назад
Kamala’s whole career is based on indecency.
@ruby07241
@ruby07241 2 месяца назад
Walz looks just fine. He has an adorable face and a wonderful smile.
@evbaseball27
@evbaseball27 2 месяца назад
and a socialist
@Machia52612
@Machia52612 2 месяца назад
@@evbaseball27 I disagree. He’s a neo-Marxist. Dangerous ticket. Harris/Walz. This will turn this Republic into a socioeconomic disaster.
@JohnSmith-ve7sw
@JohnSmith-ve7sw 2 месяца назад
Also he has a heart and a moral compass. Something that that monster Trump lacks in every regard!!
@drunken69dragon
@drunken69dragon 2 месяца назад
@@JohnSmith-ve7sw must not be from Minnesota, eh?
@craigb8228
@craigb8228 2 месяца назад
Letterman looks 60. Doesn't work well with Children.
@rickgonzalez3880
@rickgonzalez3880 2 месяца назад
Grandpa forgot to put his teeth in during that train wreck. 😂
@victoriasmith4068
@victoriasmith4068 2 месяца назад
He probably took a couple shots of tequila before he went on…after his dental appt!
@metainkpen7689
@metainkpen7689 2 месяца назад
@@rickgonzalez3880 that’s what I was thinking. Either he forgot to put them in or they need a little something to hold them in place.
@Shellee1957
@Shellee1957 2 месяца назад
You are KILLING me!😂😂😂😂
@crover1122
@crover1122 2 месяца назад
First positive thing I’ve read on this pedos channel.
@jayneelinor
@jayneelinor 2 месяца назад
Excellent!!! LMAO
@Sandi-ke9mi
@Sandi-ke9mi 2 месяца назад
I’m not betting on it, but I’m certainly voting for it❣️🥰 💙🇺🇸💙
@LuanLarbac
@LuanLarbac 2 месяца назад
That will be another mistake you’ll put in your list 😢
@Sandi-ke9mi
@Sandi-ke9mi 2 месяца назад
@@LuanLarbac Boo hoo troll 😈 Here’s a mistake I won’t make. I won’t vote for a convicted felon for President. If you’re going to, then you’re just as bad as he is…and probably just as much of a criminal. You probably think if he’s elected he’ll pardon you. Fat chance. He’s only out for himself and America will be collateral damage. So go bother someone else with your nonsense. Or go back under your bridge with Elon and trump. 🙄
@georgine321
@georgine321 2 месяца назад
My husband was the lunch room teacher for close to 20 years. K-7 . He was totally bald but wore a great beard. He’d vote for Harris/Walz in a hot minute.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 месяца назад
🤷🏻‍♀️
@kymbartley8104
@kymbartley8104 2 месяца назад
I'm so excited to vote for Harris & Walz!!! Wooohoo!
@JMLRecording
@JMLRecording 2 месяца назад
Two out of touch billionaires. One launching his profits into space while humans die of starvation on this planet and the other attempting modern day oligarchy.
@beverlywatson885
@beverlywatson885 2 месяца назад
We missed you - Stephen please do not take anymore leave until after the election ❤❤❤
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 2 месяца назад
Until after the inauguration!
@Darknamja
@Darknamja 2 месяца назад
The fact that you used the word "Leave" instead of "Vacation" is possibly somewhat revealing. 😉
@Washougalite1
@Washougalite1 2 месяца назад
All the late night hosts took a break during the Olympics 😊
@letitbe777
@letitbe777 2 месяца назад
@@Darknamja 😂 another Conspiracy theory 😂 please, you sound like the Maga cult
@kathcasey2090
@kathcasey2090 2 месяца назад
@@Darknamja - Like "leave of absence", be it for vacation or medical reasons?
@sherryelle225
@sherryelle225 2 месяца назад
Walz was in the military for 24 years but it was his teaching and watching the lunchroom that aged him lol. So funny.
@DHa-og5dx
@DHa-og5dx 2 месяца назад
We cannot allow him back in our Whitehouse again. 💙💙💙
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 2 месяца назад
@DHa-og5dx If only his gro§vater had been turned away at the border........
@emilysanders1978
@emilysanders1978 2 месяца назад
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Lotsofcolour
@Lotsofcolour 2 месяца назад
I feel so bad for the White House laundry room staff who constantly had to wash his orange sheets, pillow cases and towels.
@CBEACHMEDIA
@CBEACHMEDIA 2 месяца назад
It's happening. Trump will win. Kamala is already falling off, Walz is a disaster outside of Liberal News outlets.
@funnyhowthingsturnout6186
@funnyhowthingsturnout6186 2 месяца назад
Account made 3 months ago. Nice 👍
@willdejong7763
@willdejong7763 2 месяца назад
Thank you to the fine people at X who took the time to put a Sylvester voice filter on Trump. Perhaps the best prank of the year.
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 2 месяца назад
Thank you for speaking the truth once again my friend!
@piedpiper1185
@piedpiper1185 2 месяца назад
I appreciate Steven's commitment to the bit to give his Trump impression a lisp. It was probably actually really hard to do.
@ImahSillyGirl
@ImahSillyGirl 2 месяца назад
It really works though doesn't it?!
@kykoora
@kykoora 2 месяца назад
When Trump got on the plane he said that is where I usually sit. Lol
@meredithmiller9641
@meredithmiller9641 2 месяца назад
U r the best. Thanks so much Stephen. So right on. Love it. 🎉😂❤
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