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Muslim Stereotypes & Shayeri ft. Md Anas I Stand-up comedy 

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@manzoorathar11
@manzoorathar11 4 года назад
I used to charge Samosa for writing classmates' name in Urdu. 😂 Edit: امّی جان میں مشہور ہو گیا ہوں۔
@s_here1453
@s_here1453 4 года назад
I do pretty much same
@Jivi_Galaxy
@Jivi_Galaxy 4 года назад
😂👍 smart
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589 4 года назад
Little bite same here .
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 года назад
Ap logon ko bhi urdu likhne aati???? Kese?
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589 3 года назад
Ji tooti futi
@ThatIndianChick
@ThatIndianChick 4 года назад
Watched Chak De India and spent the entire afternoon preparing to be a national level hockey player
@Musicrolup
@Musicrolup 4 года назад
What should someone do after watching gadar movie then
@rebel8653
@rebel8653 3 года назад
@@Musicrolup go get a truck and leave it midway
@rebel8653
@rebel8653 3 года назад
Anas bhai ,thanks for the heart ,it literally made my day kyuki comment ke reply mein heart .... ab please video bhi release kardo...
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 года назад
😂 mera Usain Bolt ki racing dekh ke jaga tha. So I told my father I will become like Usain Bolt, my father didn't take it seriously and said "ban gye" most common answer in india. Wese motivate bhi karte tab bhi banna to tha nhi😂
@Inner.divinity
@Inner.divinity 3 года назад
Watched Mr india and disappeared for 2 days
@abdulquadirshekh6409
@abdulquadirshekh6409 4 года назад
Bhai muslim comedian esa hona cahiye jo stereotypes dur kare naki use badhawa de great work bro
@parulgupta5029
@parulgupta5029 4 года назад
Also watch munawar faruqui
@pandeyvishal1792
@pandeyvishal1792 4 года назад
Fully agree
@abdulquadirshekh6409
@abdulquadirshekh6409 4 года назад
@@parulgupta5029 i am fan of munawar Faruqi he is amazing.
@shaheensultanamohammed1110
@shaheensultanamohammed1110 4 года назад
Ryt....but ignore Karne SAE better hae face Kare....mazakh mein udaye....
@mdsohailakram9501
@mdsohailakram9501 4 года назад
@@akshaybarakoti3643 thnx
@UmarKhan-cf6bx
@UmarKhan-cf6bx 4 года назад
Every time I prepare for my Jumah prayer in traditional attire having pathani and always same guy came and said Wooowww ek dum Osama lag raha hai
@giantaquilam1849
@giantaquilam1849 4 года назад
That guys exist in a different world of imagination.. ignore them.. most of Hindu loves their muslim brothers and vice versa
@UmarKhan-cf6bx
@UmarKhan-cf6bx 4 года назад
@@giantaquilam1849 that is absolute truth
@himanshushekhar4177
@himanshushekhar4177 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂 mst tha bhai
@lipsha345
@lipsha345 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 года назад
You should've replied "arey MashAllah bol, warna nazar lag jaati hai"
@striker_9
@striker_9 4 года назад
I don't care Muslim or Hindu, but as a comedian you are great!! Saala lockdown mein 6 shayari likha tha...soch raha tha book chapwaunga, dobaara padha...😂😂😂😂😂....naah bacha liya tum logo Anas ne
@syedafatima6916
@syedafatima6916 4 года назад
💔😂
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 года назад
Abe teri😂 this is a sign of progress bro don't worry carry on👍
@ruksanalaskar5032
@ruksanalaskar5032 3 года назад
6 shayari mai book chap jati hai?
@srishtisrijan01
@srishtisrijan01 3 года назад
😆😆
@madhuparnaghosh6254
@madhuparnaghosh6254 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@metaphorsunfurled
@metaphorsunfurled 4 года назад
As a ghazalkaar, felt roasted. But you were great dude.
@raagongaku1750
@raagongaku1750 4 года назад
🤣
@junaidakbar8732
@junaidakbar8732 4 года назад
😂
@metaphorsunfurled
@metaphorsunfurled 4 года назад
@@junaidakbar8732 Hey Friend!
@adnan-ce7xp
@adnan-ce7xp 4 года назад
@@metaphorsunfurled hey
@metaphorsunfurled
@metaphorsunfurled 4 года назад
@@adnan-ce7xp Hey🙆‍♀️
@RAKESHKUMAR-gq7ip
@RAKESHKUMAR-gq7ip 2 года назад
In the name of comedy He is telling indians are racists against muslims
@NeonRubal
@NeonRubal 4 года назад
"Shayari is like punjabi songs in urdu" - I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On point✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻💜💜
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@Humanaastik
@Humanaastik 4 года назад
This guys deserves more subscribers and engagement Who else agrees? ✨❤️
@ExDeeAnas
@ExDeeAnas 4 года назад
I do
@Humanaastik
@Humanaastik 4 года назад
@@ExDeeAnas 🙏💯❤️
@rajniji9197
@rajniji9197 4 года назад
I am agree
@ramankapoor9013
@ramankapoor9013 3 года назад
Obviously
@faizaabbasi302
@faizaabbasi302 3 года назад
Yes I do.
@vipashamalhotra
@vipashamalhotra 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 md anas politely offending all the poets out there hahaha. Bohot badhiya!!! 💖 Best one till date
@utkarshsingh4433
@utkarshsingh4433 4 года назад
Ooo aunty lemme tell uh he isn't acquiring even the proper knowledge of shayari and without writing comedy doesn't exist and stand-up comedians are overrated not shayaris ...There are people who don't know shayari they are just cry babies and wannabes so they don't write on social issues or life ...And then comes this chutiya who doesn't even know comedy and calls himself comedian 🤣🤣😂....And all the best of the comedians respect shyari....Eg zakir khan ...
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 4 года назад
Maine kab offend kiya😛?
@devabahugunaa
@devabahugunaa 4 года назад
@@utkarshsingh4433 bhai agr itna hi bura lagra hai ye to aadhe me hi skip kar dena chaiye tha kyu time waste kia , normal log jo videos pasand ni aate unhe skip kar deta hai or next video dekhte hai
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 года назад
@@utkarshsingh4433 Zakir khan doesn't know shairi either. No poetic meter.
@utkarshsingh4433
@utkarshsingh4433 4 года назад
@@canvaapplessons1224 first try to google once then come back and talk please
@Rain..Bow..
@Rain..Bow.. 4 года назад
"Taaza taaza kali khili hai"...da most hillarios punch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ronaktaparia8447
@ronaktaparia8447 4 года назад
Mtlb kya tha iska?
@jingola11
@jingola11 4 года назад
@@ronaktaparia8447 referred to virgin girls lol
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@SHUBHAMSINGH-nf3xq
@SHUBHAMSINGH-nf3xq 4 года назад
I just want a job in youtube ...just to see who are these people who dislike the videos.
@Highwayvoyage
@Highwayvoyage 4 года назад
SHUBHAM SINGH probably other inspiring and jealous stand up comedians 😂😂
@kprathamesh3564
@kprathamesh3564 4 года назад
Bhakt honge😂🤣
@sakenasarvat5648
@sakenasarvat5648 4 года назад
Lol mahn!!!!+😂
@shadabansari7089
@shadabansari7089 4 года назад
Offended aspiring fragile Shayars obviously
@alokpatra8767
@alokpatra8767 4 года назад
Bhai padai kar li hoti mil b jata job.
@Ahmed-siddique0
@Ahmed-siddique0 4 года назад
As a shayar I feel bad about what he said, because shayari is way ahead then anything today. Shakespeare, T.S Eliot these guys used to portray their feelings through stanzas and sonnet. Nevertheless in shayari it's just two line(misra) describing so much that we even do not understand sometimes. Log toot jate hain ek ghar banane me Tum taras nahi khate bastiyaan jalane me - Bashir Badr
@shubhamkumarrroy1228
@shubhamkumarrroy1228 4 года назад
I thought you must be some another prick bragging. Lekin Badr sahb ka sher dekha to laga ki tumhara comment karna banta hai. Warna to bc jo kuchh nhi jante wo bhi aisa pretend kar rahe hain jaise Meer ke shagird hon
@Ahmed-siddique0
@Ahmed-siddique0 4 года назад
@@shubhamkumarrroy1228 aapka esa sochna bhi jayej hai aaj kal shayari maikhaane se nikal kar karkhaano me jo hone lagi hai:-)
@shabnamshaikh6379
@shabnamshaikh6379 4 года назад
Waah
@suman5525
@suman5525 4 года назад
Both example are old that's why shayeri is overrated.
@SurgicalStrike2.0
@SurgicalStrike2.0 4 года назад
Tumhe ye Gham k chitthiya'n nhi aati'n Humse pucho hume Hichkiya'n nhi aati'n -Chirag Sharma
@farhanmirza7303
@farhanmirza7303 4 года назад
Irony is that audience did like that sher(shairi) that you did. 😁
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 года назад
Is that what you call poetry? Chutiye. Poetry men behr aur wazan (meter) hota hai, qaafiya aur radeef ki ham-aagangi hoti hai. Har chaar lines ko shairi samjh lete hain log.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@vijaydahiya6378
@vijaydahiya6378 4 года назад
Real shayars and poets will smile and appreciate this art form..good work Anas..keep going
@rupalisingh1794
@rupalisingh1794 3 года назад
Real writers laughed at this. And thought kitna sach h yaar yeh. These are the word of truth.
@lol-rq6ch
@lol-rq6ch 2 года назад
Yup man 😊
@SLimSHaDyLFC
@SLimSHaDyLFC 4 года назад
No one: Nobody: Not a living soul: Md. Anas: Wordgasm jo hit karega na aahhhhhh
@moonhassan6546
@moonhassan6546 4 года назад
comedy is overrated as well
@MaanyaNArora
@MaanyaNArora 3 года назад
why didn't i come across your videos earlier man!!
@jaisanatanrashtra7035
@jaisanatanrashtra7035 4 года назад
I have many muslim friends .. my best friends Khalid Ansari Sayyad Ali & Rashid Khan... and U know what they never talked about Islam or Urdu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jivi_Galaxy
@Jivi_Galaxy 4 года назад
😆same. I had muslim friends. They are really good and cute🦄 special boys 😚hot and cute🌈❤️💕💞💓💗
@ganiyaparvez5398
@ganiyaparvez5398 3 года назад
And what if they tell you about Islam?? Will it make any difference in your friendship??
@vasimbelim1091
@vasimbelim1091 6 месяцев назад
My hindu friends : bhai ek mast shayari sunade Le me : apni ma chadale Them : wah wah wa wa wa
@aadi_001
@aadi_001 2 года назад
*Being a muslim a lot of my friends used to say urdu bol ke dikha and I'm like kya sunaoon abb inhe kyuki almost same hi hoti Urdu Hindi I mean few words*
@aadi_001
@aadi_001 2 года назад
@Happy Johnson yessss
@Gauri_Kohli7903
@Gauri_Kohli7903 2 года назад
I so much agree with Punjabi songs totally relatable
@pushkarmitra1928
@pushkarmitra1928 3 года назад
You have an excellent sense of maturity man ! Hatts off to you for being so understanding and openly being talking about stereotypes ! You are true indian. Keep it up 👍❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@heta9115
@heta9115 4 года назад
As an aspiring hindi writer I felt like every joke were on me but you nailed it ..#bigfan
@darprince1967
@darprince1967 4 года назад
I also felt like same way as I myself being an unskilled one in that very field ,ok Heta Solanki if you don't mind may I ask you for some stuff you have written ....so it may help me to stop cursing myself that I'm not the only one having this guilt of being one of those 😂😉.sorry waiting eagerly for your good word
@heta9115
@heta9115 4 года назад
@@darprince1967 ru-vid.com/show-UCR05SUgLbHwwCwE84tMXK7w this is my youtube channel put some stuff on it ..you can check this out ..and I really wanna thank you for your reply
@darprince1967
@darprince1967 4 года назад
@@heta9115 can't share there I just want keep my stuffs one to one end ,as I'm scared of critics public , may be I have not been challenged yet that is why are these feelings so,But must have gone through that phase so I want to shear my views personally on any other platforms ( social media or email)
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
@@heta9115 🙄 nope i found hatred in comady, respect all languages...i also love pure hindi😌
@meenakshishinde4049
@meenakshishinde4049 3 года назад
MD Anas... I do not care about your or any comedians religion... muslim, sikh, Christen, or hindu who ever you may be.... You are good and you are gonna be great in future.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HINDU-MUSLIM, BUT ISLAM TEACHES HATRED
@prabhatsinhjadav2705
@prabhatsinhjadav2705 3 года назад
Muslim boy(to his crush): I love you Girl:me to tumhe bhai manti hu Muslim boy: no problem i m a muslim
@mickeymouse2126
@mickeymouse2126 3 года назад
No but there is a fact that there are some poets who were really the master pieces....like Allama Iqbal Faiz ahmad faiz Mirza ghalib You cannot deny that there works really causes an impact on the mind of the people...the thing which you has to understand is that every shair has 2 aspects through which you can paraphrase it ●Mijazi maini(about lovers) ●Haqeeqi maini(about Allah) I'm the one who finds the second one as the true shairi... 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@udishagupta7061
@udishagupta7061 4 года назад
One of the brilliant stand-up comedy ever❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@taetae-hu6bd
@taetae-hu6bd 3 года назад
After watching amrita rao's acting in vivah(Shahid Kapoor's film) I was sooo dharmik for one week lol😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@taetae-hu6bd
@taetae-hu6bd 2 года назад
@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 toh main Kya karoon ......what you want to say by such irrelevant topics
@ritikasija3821
@ritikasija3821 3 года назад
Kya mst video h yrr🤣🤣👌
@calmingchaos1995
@calmingchaos1995 4 года назад
Poetry is beautiful yar 😅 but he did make his point 😂😂 so good.
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 года назад
Aji lund mera. He doesn't know shit about poetry technicalities. And why on earth would somebody write "Ghalib" in his own poetry. Kya karen, log bhi chutiya hain isliye isi bakchodi ko poetry samjhte hain jiska usne mazaak udaya hai.
@calmingchaos1995
@calmingchaos1995 4 года назад
@@canvaapplessons1224 true. But it was a joke so I think we should take it as a joke. Also I love poetry. It's much more than he can or any of us can understand. .... It has its own depth. But it was a good joke. That's all
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,
@ansaritasmiyamohammedsalah6140
@ansaritasmiyamohammedsalah6140 3 года назад
I love urdu and shayari but still loved the video.❤
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 4 года назад
Pani ke khatre ki "talab" hai galib....not justajuu... Justaju is curiousity... Talab is thirst.... Badiya hai par apka Andaaz e bayaan👍
@mahnoorshoaib138
@mahnoorshoaib138 4 года назад
Curiosity is "tajasus" Talab is khwaish Justaju is is yearning, a strong desire, ksi cheez/khwaish ki muslsal anthak talash So he's not wrong 😏
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 4 года назад
@@mahnoorshoaib138 pani ke khatre ki curiosity/tajasus kaise hogii galib...talab/thirst hogii ya kuch aur kehlo jo jame..bhai...😀
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 года назад
Justuju uss ne issi liye use kiya Q k koi uss ko paani de nahi raha tha Justuju hai "zaalim"
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 года назад
Shayari as an art form has been passing weird creepy information to us? Don't agree But laughed alot😂 Here is a message for people from Shayari: مجھے پرکھنا ہوا تو میرے پاس چلے آ نا یہ یہاں وہاں کی خبریں تُجھے بد گماں کرینگی मुझे परखना हुआ तो मेरे पास चले आना यह यहां वहां की ख़बरें तुझे बद-गुमा करेंगी (Mujhe parakhna hua to mere paas chale ana Yeh yahan wahan ki khabren tujhe badguman krengi) Bad guma (بد گماں) means- Dubious, Doubtful ya shak o shuba peda krengi. Correct me if I am wrong learning urdu😁🙏
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@suvangighoshdastidar1937
@suvangighoshdastidar1937 4 года назад
I'm literally becoming his fan now.....❤️❤️🙈🙈 And I must say that his quick responses to the audience is brilliant and hilarious.....his body language is so confident and perfect♥️♥️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,
@oceansingh27
@oceansingh27 4 года назад
Kehne ko toh sab kehtey hain Jo kehna chahtey hain... Shayari tab bolti hai Jab koi khamosh bolta hai... ☺
@Heyitsme-Anushka
@Heyitsme-Anushka 3 года назад
Your standup was funny but I subscribed for the water shayari 😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@aryanbandiwadekar8809
@aryanbandiwadekar8809 4 года назад
Ek hi admi ki shayri ki bezjati hoti hai aur vo hai annu malik😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂jisko ye sahi lagta hai like karo❤
@Brainyzone
@Brainyzone 3 года назад
What a great timing and punch lines, audience soo rahi thi 😅
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@yoshitasharma6187
@yoshitasharma6187 4 года назад
mere ko shayeri kabhi smagh nhi ati but sunne main achhi lagti ..😂😂😂😂😂......😂😂😂😂😂....
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 года назад
Everytime he hits hard on Muslim Joke: Le Liberals, woohooooooo!!
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 года назад
Are you saying this because your mother kicked you out of her basement?
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 года назад
@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 Exactly!!
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 года назад
@@raghavkwal20 oh you can live with me if you want but I'm a liberal so it's obvious I'm much much well to do in comparison to you but it's ok one of my naukars quit you're more than welcome
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 года назад
@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 You are so kind.
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 года назад
@@raghavkwal20 ty😊 actually when jobless chutiyas like you hate on libbies na at that time I work hard
@anamahmad5659
@anamahmad5659 3 года назад
Tahafuzz,hiddat,shiddat
@dr.nainayeri4706
@dr.nainayeri4706 3 года назад
This is so well thought and witty ... Extremely refreshing! Subscribed ❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@zohrazeba3811
@zohrazeba3811 4 года назад
I love you Anas...
@zohrazeba3811
@zohrazeba3811 3 года назад
Ek reply bhi de hi dete yaar
@shauryaasharma3362
@shauryaasharma3362 4 года назад
Amazing kill! Loved the shayari wala part!! 😂😂😂 Died laughing!
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@aatifsam32
@aatifsam32 3 года назад
Why he has such less followers ? He is just amazing.
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@basicallyahana
@basicallyahana 4 года назад
You were so effortless! This was the best performance of yours that I have seen till date! Brava!
@jaisanatanrashtra7035
@jaisanatanrashtra7035 4 года назад
What a pretty DP❤️
@pagolerprolap5897
@pagolerprolap5897 3 года назад
Hmm.. আমার টা বেশি funny 😊😊
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ddu2IemfKzc.html
@sleepsleep8609
@sleepsleep8609 2 года назад
In the bful era of ZAKIR KHAN.. this shit exist...stop spreading Islamophobia yourself and then blaming other communities 😑
@asmamishra8201
@asmamishra8201 3 года назад
You know what after listening to you ..I temporarily got motivated to answer people immediately & logically 😂😂 #temporarilymotivated...
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@merajrizvi7043
@merajrizvi7043 3 года назад
Usually I enjoy every standup comedy and don't get offended. Being a Muslim I enjoyed that jokes for Muslims but but you said shayari as an art form is very overrated so I would like to ask you the meaning of this two sher of Ghalib, It's my challenge 1st: नक़्श फ़रियादी है किस की शोख़ी-ए-तहरीर का काग़ज़ी है पैरहन हर पैकर-ए-तस्वीर का 2nd: हुई इस दौर में मंसूब मुझ से बादा-आशामी फिर आया वो ज़माना जो जहाँ में जाम-ए-जम निकले
@snehaltawde3602
@snehaltawde3602 4 года назад
I loved it ur voice even my person is Muslim n he has a beautiful voice too I hate about the stereotypical comments that this community gets
@maryamashraf6939
@maryamashraf6939 4 года назад
Man you're so good!! Love from Pakistan! ❤❤
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@umasingh9880
@umasingh9880 4 года назад
Poetry is an art form... Nobody has the right to degrade it's value. It binds all religion, we have poetry among muslims, hindus, Christians everywhere. It binds. Jaise ap prepare krte for your stand up shows ap dil se sab kuch likh skte hoh waise jab people write poetry woh dil rakh dete hai kagaz pe.
@ShaghafNawazballb
@ShaghafNawazballb 4 года назад
I mean I am writer ...shayar but this is beizzati enjoyed...😆
@shivamsehgal2797
@shivamsehgal2797 4 года назад
Finally someone said the necessary. Boht he tight set boht he beautiful delivery ♥️
@Doomedgorilla
@Doomedgorilla 3 года назад
Muslim nahi ismal pe jokes karo pakka zinda nahi bachoge 😂😂
@navmaan5563
@navmaan5563 4 года назад
listen satinder sartaj Ranjit bawa Ammi virk Tarsem jassar Kulbir jhinjer ..punjabi singers ..your point of view about punjabi music will be change 👌
@surajsainissappareal2375
@surajsainissappareal2375 3 года назад
satinder paji puri poetry hi gaate hai.. hor yeh bata rha creepy hai
@b.rehman9304
@b.rehman9304 3 года назад
Mr shayeri is beyond what u think.... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@sonalshah3762
@sonalshah3762 4 года назад
This guy deserves so much praise ! Too good.
@anjumantanzeemeabbasmeerut3272
@anjumantanzeemeabbasmeerut3272 4 года назад
ये चीज़ें हसने हसाने तक तो ठीक है , लेकिन दौर ए ज़िन्दगी में अगर कोई अपनी बात कहता है तो शायरी का इस्तेमाल करता है , बरहाल में आपसे इत्तेफ़ाक नहीं रखता , शायरी बनियो का काम नहीं है वालियों का काम है
@sehrishrazvi4732
@sehrishrazvi4732 4 года назад
Tum yuh hi aate ho aur kuch keh jate ho, Tumhari baaton ka bura nahi lagta kyunki aisi hi dil khush kar jaate ho ! Great set sir...
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@nasreenbano3892
@nasreenbano3892 3 года назад
the one tht 'anyone can do shayari'..nah dude..anyone or everyone can't do it..its a job of intellects thoughtful people jst like everybody can't be a writer..take it from the one who's reading shayaris since she learned how to read!
@saadrusmani8472
@saadrusmani8472 3 года назад
True for the shayars of today who do shayari in Hindi. Learning Urdu is the first step and one realises how engaging it can be and what wonders it can portray in a line or two. Hum Dekhenge Laazim Hae ki Hum bhi Dekhenge -Faiz❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ddu2IemfKzc.html
@kaif-l5n
@kaif-l5n 4 года назад
Hey, buddy I'm muslim and you're making fun of shayeri, whatever words you're adding to this shayeri of galib If you know this scholar, he has wrote shayeri about allah and his love with allah. Talking on the behalf of muslim community , we never ever crticize your religion or your idols of gods or goddesses or their scripts. I am warning you with ease. Please don't make fun of our God and scholars directly or indirectly
@Sahil-ie3ie
@Sahil-ie3ie 4 года назад
LOL trigerred af.. First of all hindu religeon is the most targeted religeon in India when it comes to entertainment. Second he is a muslim. Third U have ur views and others have theirs so don't impose ur views on others. Did Aamir khan not made fun of hindu religeon in PK. Still it was a great movie and hindus made it one of the highest grossing movie and we except everything. So be a bit sporting and these jokes aren't even a bit offending to anynody. And if you get offended at these then may be Saudi Arabia or Iran are the only places for U where U would find peace...
@kaif-l5n
@kaif-l5n 4 года назад
@@Sahil-ie3ie firstly, at that time when amir khan was making movie (pk) as per you concern, he was making fun of hindus .so at that time you should raise voice but you didn't. And now you are not giving me a way to look into this matter. I am a Muslim and I will raise voice on the behalf of my religion and do whatever you want.
@Jivi_Galaxy
@Jivi_Galaxy 4 года назад
He is a muslim too.
@dingdong5820
@dingdong5820 4 года назад
When you sell reality in the name of stereotypes 😂.
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 года назад
When you have brain but not the sense to use it
@dalitshiv834
@dalitshiv834 3 года назад
😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Chalo kam seh kam yaha toh Sach bola M+oola😂 Varna sale 24 Gante Jhooth peh Jhooth! Bolte hii rehte hai!🤣🤣
@godilaamir5857
@godilaamir5857 3 года назад
A note: Wahiyaat comedy bhi shamil hain isme
@asf9114
@asf9114 4 года назад
I can relate this man 😂😂🤣🤣
@intellectual_idiot
@intellectual_idiot 3 года назад
6:40 "Poetry as an art form has been passing off weird creepy information to us, or hum appreciate kre ja rhe hai." 🔥
@divanshisingh1087
@divanshisingh1087 3 года назад
Seriously shyari is the most overrated thing its simply like ki seedhi baat ko ghuma kr passive voice me boolo with some urdu words 😂😂😂
@jayantanayak4981
@jayantanayak4981 3 года назад
Finally you're on RU-vid. I was a fan of you since the Laughter Challenge. I would really like listen to you more and more.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@Abhisheksharma-sv8pk
@Abhisheksharma-sv8pk 3 года назад
Mathematics is indeed a form of Shayari practiced by mathematicians in mathematics... Agar krte ho tohh...... 🤣
@rumithepro
@rumithepro 3 года назад
My friends used to call me Aatankwadi.....and whenever they see me...they called wallahuwalllahukbar😀😀
@zaufishaantariqvakil1639
@zaufishaantariqvakil1639 2 года назад
And that's why we can't be together (Mtlb chance to yese bhi nahi tha but Muslim hain, aur duniya to umeed pe hi chal rahi hai 😂) Poetry ki insult krdi 🥺
@Jen_Agnes
@Jen_Agnes 4 года назад
I'm watching the video 6 in the morning... Tauba tauba nind uda di 😂😂😂
@hrushikeshborse
@hrushikeshborse 4 года назад
😂😂
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@arshiyashaikh1153
@arshiyashaikh1153 4 года назад
I see your 1st time 1st video this is bro your nice But Shayeri is not bad Shayeri is feeling
@sayantikabiswas6996
@sayantikabiswas6996 4 года назад
Wtfff why is he so underrated? This guy is amazing
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@PUNDIT
@PUNDIT 4 года назад
People thinking hasna chahiye ki nahi
@ilqaatique8391
@ilqaatique8391 4 года назад
Damn good !
@ateekahmad8446
@ateekahmad8446 3 года назад
🧕😜
@Gill_h
@Gill_h 2 года назад
bhai shayri ki music video already bni hoyi hai 😂😂 just search "apsara" by jaani
@nasrin0697
@nasrin0697 3 года назад
This is So Perfect ❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@deepsagar681
@deepsagar681 3 года назад
Muslim people also do the same with Hindus They are real orthodox
@-AkshaliShelar
@-AkshaliShelar 3 года назад
I want to have semx is vulgur but Sharmo haya k Parde girake krni hai humko khata is beautiful 😂 Urdu is beautiful ❤️
@kaifislam1019
@kaifislam1019 2 года назад
Mashallah
@NiteshKumar-ks2ty
@NiteshKumar-ks2ty 4 года назад
Big fan sir...plzz reply
@joyamittal5384
@joyamittal5384 4 года назад
Sameeeeee!!!
@arqa_edu
@arqa_edu 2 года назад
Man shayari is not just limited to Ishq Aashiq and Maashooq it's more than that... Poetry is an artform which is to be appreciated in a generation where we are getting too practical... Poetry is something that results in debate and discussion.. why the hell we consider being involved and surrounded by people who underestimate the flow of a brilliant why of expression... Poets are born poets they don't learn to write they develope the skill with the effect of their atmosphere... Criticizing an art form is quite easy bro and to relate it with the present scenario is on the other hand an art of sensibility. I respect ideas that flow across my mind and yours and thousands watching it too but we should consider once and thing over it twice "what is our stand on literature and art works"- And here we go, we live in a country where no content is content and heap of content is nothing but piece of shit. We live in a country of youngsters who believe woven ideas are worthless and contradictory reels are worthy, where a fat wink from a beautiful lass is appreciated with millions of likes and engagements and a billion dollar idea is termed as creep and clingy.. If ever I spoke in favour of unsung heros of my nation I must speak of warriors who fought with their swords and warriors who fought with their pens, and not surely those who criticized their efforts and called them creep.. Here if I speak I must be termed as a typically desperate writer whose works are not cherished but let's see where we are headed onwards... Think over it....
@ExDeeAnas
@ExDeeAnas 2 года назад
Theeke bhai mai to buss majje kar raha tha
@afshaparveen2670
@afshaparveen2670 4 года назад
I randomly played this bcz of that thumbnail but now I'm sharing all over my groups and be like ISS bnde ko sun kya mst bolta h..ohh man..you are too good👏👏😘❣️
@The_untold_failure
@The_untold_failure 4 года назад
Tujhe paane ki ek justuju hai aey ghalib..... Yun tera chehra palat jaana fakat nagwaar kr deta hai..... Koi sense hai iss baat ka...pr mujhe bht lg rhi hai😂😂😂😂
@The_untold_failure
@The_untold_failure 4 года назад
Randomly i got ur comment... 😁❣️🤭
@afshaparveen2670
@afshaparveen2670 4 года назад
😒😒😒mtlb privacy naam ki koi chiz hi ni bchi h Bhai khi b chle jaao
@Its_me_77-i7q
@Its_me_77-i7q Год назад
Mai toh real mai copy aur pen leke shayari ki notes banane lagi thi par bad mai pata chala ki ye toh dafa - e -shayari hai😅😅
@09_alhanfiroz97
@09_alhanfiroz97 4 года назад
Gazab yrr.. u rocked it so effortlessly!! 😂😂
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@pritiGhoshalMusic
@pritiGhoshalMusic 2 года назад
Chand sitare ful aur khusboo..that part🤣🤣
@perspectivei
@perspectivei 4 года назад
May be his parent taught him in a good way. Thats why he has some good points .
@sabinaali4105
@sabinaali4105 4 года назад
My Parents taught me even better then him... I'm a software engineer From Bangalore... Check my name
@dontreply395
@dontreply395 3 года назад
👍🏻
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
@@sabinaali4105 yes mam we MOMINs r far batter then islam(arbi gulami) 😞... Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴 QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑 QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TEST*IMONY,
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
@@sabinaali4105 if u disagree/agree plz do reply 👍
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@AyushYadav-wj2km
@AyushYadav-wj2km Год назад
how boring
@dr.shakirkhan2322
@dr.shakirkhan2322 4 года назад
Awesome bro❤️✅
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/group/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@alirazvi4125
@alirazvi4125 3 года назад
Abey bhai moharram ku kaha se connect kara bhai , jokes k naam pe dis respect mat karo
@NityaNand-xd8qu
@NityaNand-xd8qu 4 года назад
Oh boy many years of waiting!! Some laghter challenge contestents are comin
@narendrapathak5809
@narendrapathak5809 2 года назад
Kyuki tum comedy nahi tatti kar rahe
@SanaIndustries
@SanaIndustries 4 года назад
Kaafir literally mannnn 😂😂😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
JANNAT LOCATION?🔎😊 Mohammad ki trah ye Momin bhi bongiya marta hai, Allah to bhana hai logo ko chutiya bnana hai, ALLAH/god/bhagwan doesn't exist, BUKHARI 5445, AJVA KHAJUR SE JAHAR ASAR NHI KRTA, apna IMAN test kro😜 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1dFUrb0DZis.html
@vampirekhan808
@vampirekhan808 4 года назад
Shayeri ko pasand karne k liye dil or aqal chahiye
@sonalnayyar4880
@sonalnayyar4880 4 года назад
Can hear myself laughing AGAIN. Amaze video fren 🌻
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@milindkapoor3526
@milindkapoor3526 4 года назад
HahahahahahahahahahH Kya sahi Banda hai Anas bhai Maja hi karadiya
@wajihacheema1112
@wajihacheema1112 4 года назад
Plot twist: He is a poet too😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 года назад
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ycaxJ6eamvo.html QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@syedfarhanhyderrazvi6999
@syedfarhanhyderrazvi6999 2 года назад
Anas bhai Muharram pe joke nahi
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