MY BODY TRANSFORMATION! 

Hi Miss.Sings I am most definitely a doctor, I have a PHD(perfect helpful doctor) and in my professional opinion, I believe that you must have swallowed a watermelon seed on accident and now there is a watermelon growing in your tummy. This can happen when you eat watermelon. One of many risks of eating fruits and vechibles.

The fact that Colleen hates things touching her belly when she’s pregnant but did it for this video, now that’s committing to the character!

Hi, Miranda! I am a doctor of bubblegumology. Clearly you have been eating a lot of bubblegum since your bubblegum dispenser is almost empty. The bubblegum you had today was stale because the bubblegum sensed that you have been swallowing it instead of spitting it out when done, so it changed itself into a form that you would want to puke out into your toilet. Thanks to the bubblegum giving you this warning, you now know proper bubblegum spitting technique. Unfortunately, from previous bubblegum ingestion, you either have a big balloon of bubblegum in your tummy, or possibly just a bunch of squashed bubblegum stuck together like the underside of an old school desk. This is gross, but the good news is that in a few months, I'm thinking December-ish, the bubblegum will come out of you naturally in the form of beans, most likely two beans to go with your pinto bean that you already have. Beans are fun to play with, so enjoy your three beans starting in December!

I need my weekly dose of Miranda😭😭😭

I’m a doctor and YES! I repeat. Yes you should soak it in rice. Then press your belly button to turn it off and turn it back on and your tummy should definitely shrink back to normal. You’re welcome ☺️

In the beginning it was such a dramatic scene I just love it so much good job Miranda🥰

Don't worry Miranda, your swollen tummy will go back to normal in a couple of months! It's a common symptom of having a twin😂

The way she coughed when she was crying lmao

My initials are DD and also stand for Definitely Dr. so here we go- Tummies swell because your body misses your twin. The closer you get to your twin the bigger it’ll get, like playing “hot or cold”. When you find your twin it’ll calm down.

Lol the auto generated subtitles changed “Taco Bell is on it’s way” to “Dumbledore is on his way”

everyone in class: _silent_ me breaking the silence: 1:51

I know she's joking when she's crying as Miranda, but it's still sad Colleen's having such difficult pregnancy. Those of us who watch her vlogs know, she really does cry about it, sometimes. For her sake, I hope the next few months go by fast, and she can enjoy the twins as soon as [safely] possible!

Hi, I’m a doctor and my diagnosis is you swallowed a watermelon seed and now there is a watermelon growing inside you. You’ll be fine, the only treatment is to let it finish growing and then ask a farmer to harvest it. Based on the current size, you still have a few more months to finish growing.

I actually watched miranda in the past she's funny and the best XD

You should make a “I didn’t know I was pregnant video” as Miranda with Dr MamaJones. That would be hilarious!

Miranda just makes everyones day so much better and always give people a good laugh☺️✨

Miranda!! Where are u u never post I would do anything to hear u say DELITHCHISSS just one more time :(

I love the beginning of this video with all the Miranda cat sweaters and the different camera angles! It reminds me of Haters Back Off! It’s also funny when the music gets really dramatic all because of a stale piece of gum and then Miranda just starts filming the video.

My kids have been watching you for 6 years and now at the age of 31 I find you hilarious. All our love from the UK!! XX

Your channel is already the best

“And Men apparently If you’re in Texas” 💀💀💀

To go from watching colleen Vlogs to this immediately after is just absolutely gold lmao

Cant wait for coleen to figure out a genius way for miranda to explain the twins

I spend a lot of time at the doctor’s office. You have a double case of Fetitis. It will naturally run its course. Though it might turn into double Infantia....

Miranda, don't worry. Your stomach isn't swollen. You must have been doing some really good exercises because your abs are enormous! Ab tutorial?

Miranda should do a review of all of the Met Gala looks from this year 😂

Miranda I’m a doctor and I’ve been studying at a uni for 5 years and I have your diagnosis. You have stomachswellingeatingtoomuchfood itis. Don’t worry because u can be cured very soon at around December it will pass.

As a 12 year old doctor, I approve of this message Miranda. I have diagnosed you. You have a common side affect of having annoying pinto beans. When you have an annoying pinto bean by up your side, your belly will swell up. The only bad part is, this will mean you will have 2 MORE pinto beans. Except they will be called black bean and green bean. My condolences.

Intro song sounds like a Disney villain theme song or something lol

Hi I’m a doctor and my diagnosis is you have miranditusus - if you’ve had fish recently and drunk a lot of liquids then it will have resurrected this fish and is now swimming in your stomach.

Congratulations to everyone who comes in every single seconds

It's amazing how Colleen works so hard, she's a mom, pregnant with twins and yet she still finds time to make videos. Here from the vlogs and I always love Miranda videos! Keep being amazing Colleen!!

Miranda,Please Come Back at RU-vid!!!!!!!

Hey Miranda, doctor here. I've got like 21 different PhD's. I worked directly with the best people in the world, you can trust what I'm saying. I think you have a parasite, and the best way to get rid of this parasite is by drinking milk while upside-down. You might be wondering, that sounds really stupid. But the way to kill the parasite is by tricking it to drink milk because it is deathly allergic to milk. It could be chocolate milk or strawberry too, just has to be milk. The parasite won't drink the milk standing up because it's too smart, so you have to trick it by confusing it when you change it's orientation, it will be so confused and dizzy that it won't know what it's drinking. Something that can help this go smoother is by doing a few jumping jacks or sitting and getting back up a few times to make it wiggle around a little. But you need to do this soon! It looks like you're in stage 4 of the nesting phase, and soon it will take over your body and use your body as a nest for it's hatchlings! Quickly Miranda, you don't have much time!

I love these Miranda videos, she shoots them like a literal film. There is background music, different angles and they always add so much depth to the character. Plus I feel like she has more fun making them which always makes them more fun to watch!

“And men apparently if you’re in Texas” haha the shade

I like how no one is talking about how good that intro was it was literally brilliant

Omg I actually lol'ed at that intro and we all know how rare that is when you're watching something alone. The music was the cherry on top tbh.

Omg i love this intro, this is the best 💖✨✨✨

Okay am I the only one who’s obsessed with Colleen’s walk 😭

5:43😂😂

Would love/hopes to see a mama doctor Jones reacts to Miranda Sings I didn’t know I was pregnant

I thought Miranda’s twin sister was Harry Styles? She did say so in her last video

every time a miranda video comes out i’m so impressed bc girlllll you pregnant and yet you’re still slaying every single one of your jobs (including being a great mom)

5:44

"And my choice is up to doctors. And apparently men if you're in Texas." - Miranda I loved that 😂 Also, I am a doctor. I approve of this message. Sadly, I cannot diagnose you. I am a profeshonal doctor, clearly, but this is even too hard for me. I apologize.

Hi Miranda I luv ur singing

Miranda I am definitely a certified doctor with my phd. your tummy is healthy. You amazing diet is helping it. Taco Bell will make your belly button open. My prescription is a Taco Bell.

Miranda pls come back u have been gone for months

The full commitment to Miranda is something to admire. Colleen is an icon! 😂

i cant wait to see how she introduces the twins with miranda!!!

Nearly 11million subscribers😍

“The light and the holy way” beeeeelch! I laughed with tears 😂

Thanks

“And men, apparently, if you’re in Texas” 🙌🏻👏🏻

I’m a certified PhD person, officially can give advice. You most likely ate some kind of melon seed by accident and it is now growing inside you. In a couple months the fruit will be ripe and you will poop our fresh melon. Ps Coca Cola will help the plant grow better.

“I don’t know if I got stung by a bee” LMAO. Hope your ok coleen!

I am aware that this is a complete impossibility but wouldn't it be funny if Colleen gives birth to the twins in character as Miranda and films it like she did with Flynn?

Maybe try doing a Chloe Ting Ab workout for flat tummies. Looks like that might help with the swelling.

“What am I supposaaaaeeeeefabreakeees?”

I am speechless. BEAUTIFUL! And I'm still shocked you are able to make such good content even though you are so pregnant. Great job girl! Just remember to rest and take care of yourself. We will still be here if you take time off for yourself

I have never felt so many emotions in one video

5:44 _sharts_

I’m a doctor, it looks like you’ve been having lots of really weird symptoms lately and the reason why your tummy is getting swollen its because I think you might be pregnant with Twins or maybe it could be something else like it could be poo poo or you’ve been eating a lot or maybe it’s an infection. Lots of surprises

2:22 i've been watching this part NON STOP LMAO

Congratulations ❤️💙

I love how a Miranda video can always cheer me. I hope you find your twin one day. Yeah you really need to get that checked out. 😂

i love the way this was edited !

Miranda just went from sad 10/10 to happy 10/10 I was like is this a dream?

Yes

That side remark about Texas…. I CANNOT!!! 😂😂😂 thank you for the laughs Miranda’Colleen. Lots of love from Texas XXX

I loved the style of this video at the beginning! It felt like an old Disney Channel movie haha.

I am a doctor. I approve of this message. You are either pregnant with twins or you’re fat.

I’m a Doctor. This looks like a big reaction to something. I recommend you rest as much as possible, eat what you can, use an ointment called “cocoa” or “Shea” butter all over your tummy, and in about 10-15 weeks your swelling should improve greatly.

Miranda: if I’m the girl I have a boy sister Me: 💀

Don’t worry Miranda, I still watch ur vids. Ur tummy will go back to normal!

I am a doctor. I've been watching Grey's Anomaly basically my whole life so I know everything about doctoring and diagonals. I recommend you get Uncle Jim to give you one of his famous poo massages. If you don't get that poo out, you will explode. I'm even not even kidding even!!

"Now I have to go look at the kitchen" Girl, I love you so hard right now

Hey I think if ur still looking for your twin, you kinda look like coleen ballinger. Just a thought.

When are you gonna post again😢

I really liked the new intro ❤️

I can't wait to see Miranda's reaction when she realizes that it's the Second Coming of Pinto Bean. Virgin birth, then a second coming, it's all in the Bible.

I’m a doctor and I think ur twin is Evan from the McLeodfam, he’s a girl boy so that’s how the doctor said u have a boy sister, you should meet them!!!

As a professional doctor my diagnose is: That happens when you eat huge amounts of hot dogs. The hot dogs get stuck on your rectum causing a build-up of huge amounts of air. If you push real hard your tummy will go back to normal.

Honestly it amazes me how Colleen can manage to get thru Miranda vids without cracking up, lol. It's so hilarious to me that she can make it thru the ramblings of a madwoman with a straight face, I'd be LMAO!!

I am a doctor and I approve this message. I have been a doctor for over a 100 years so I have a lot of experience as you can tell. The reason your stomach is swollen is a very common side affect from having a twin. It will keep growing and won’t go down until you find your twin! Good luck on finding your twin!

Hit is so hard alot it will help it get back to normal

This was a cinematic masterpiece.

Miranda, I'm taking an anatomy class, so I'm basically a sister. I think your belly is swollen because you might be gluten intolerant... You have to stop eating bread...

It's the girl from wreck it Ralf 😳🥶

I think a piece of your breakfast bubble gum accidentally blew a bubble inside your stomach. Maybe a couple pieces.

The jab at Texas! I’m here for it. Absolutely brilliant!

y’all, what if miranda is a real person and colleen is just miranda playing the person who plays her bc no one believes that miranda is real

Don't cry every thing will be ok I hope The baby is ok I. Hope you okay

I am a doctor I have a high school freshman degree in doctoroagly I can confirm there is a gremlin who crawled out of the toilet and I think he is in you colon or bladder possibly uterus gremlins usually leave within 9 months so maybe in a few more months you should be good 😊

You should react to more tiktok videos, it's literally the funniest thing ever 😹😹

I love your videos 😻

You're pregnant remember that pregnancy test you took a couple the couple months ago and it was positive you're just getting very pregnant now you're the holy Virgin Miranda for the 2nd time

And now she has twins! Wesley Koy and Maisy Joanne are almost a month old now ❤️

I’m a doctor- I’m pretty sure that’s a third nipple cause you are having twins and 🙏God won’t give you more than you can handle🙏🦋🦋