Lyrics: [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Gloop in soup! Thar she blows! Slowly up the pipe he flows To the Mixing Room he rises Hope that pipe can take all sizes If he'd listened, he would not Be headed for the fudging pot But he was not obedient Now he is an ingredient! [MR. BEAUREGARDE, spoken] Are they your entourage, Wonka? [WILLY WONKA, spoken] No, Mr. Beauregarde, they’re my workers. [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Cut, dice, mince, slice Time to make the fudge Churn, chop, pound, pop Time to make the fudge Snap, snip, whisk, whip Let your stomach be the judge Boil, beat [OOMPA-LOOMPA] Hey, turn up the heat! [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] 'Cause everyone loves fudge [AUGUSTUS, screaming] Help! [MRS. GLOOP, screaming] Augustus! [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Auf Wiedersehen, Augustus Gloop It's time to say goodbye You great big greedy nincompoop It's time to fudgify You never tried to make a friend But now we'll have some fun For though your tour is at an end Our joy has just begun [AUGUSTUS, spoken] Mamma, I’m stuck. [MRS. GLOOP, spoken] Try releasing some gas! [AUGUSTUS] (fart) [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Once ground, twice pound Time to make the fudge Stretch, strain, cause pain Time to make the fudge [OOMPA-LOOMPA] I’m tellin’ ya… [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Sift, shake, then we bake And stick it with a fork Don't throw away the scraps today 'Cause we love candy pork [AUGUSTUS, spoken] I feel so lonely! [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Auf Wiedersehen, Augustus Gloop Your tour is now complete You show the meaning to your group Of “you are what you eat” [AUGUSTUS GLOOP, spoken] I love you mama! [MRS. GLOOP, spoken] I love you too augustus! [WILLY WONKA] So, mother, courage you must show But please don't hold a grudge 'Cause as a boy he was so-so [WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS] But he makes tasty [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Yes, he makes tasty [MRS. GLOOP] Augustus! [OOMPA-LOOMPAS] Fudge!
