My Corona (My Sharona Parody) 

Lyrics:
Ow, my health was number one, number one
Why’d ya have to ruin my life, Corona?
Ow, you make my muscles numb, my muscles numb
Headaches really given’ me strife, Corona
Never gonna stop, with the cough, need that vaccine quick
They always outta stock, for the shots, guess I gotta deal with
My, my, my, I, yi, *cough*!
M-m-m-my Corona
I can never leave my home, ow, did ya know?
Feelin’ like a caged magpie, Corona
Please just sell them paper rolls, sell in bulk
Running out of hand sanitize, Corona
Shortness of my breath, close to death, really need a mask
Can never take a rest, or digest, just can’t help but bask in
My, my, my, I, yi, *coughs*!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Usin’ Zoom to conjugate, w-with my mate
But, why’d ya have to torture my pipes, Corona?
Is it c-cause I isolate, c-can’t relate
Or is it just a pain in my mind, Corona?
Always got the chills, blood is still, plus my heart don’t beat
I’m flippin’ like a krill, on the grill, but I feel no heat cuz
My, my, my, I, yi, *coughs*!
M-m-m-my, my, my, I, yi, *coughs*!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Mmh, ow, my Corona
Mmh, ow, my Corona
Mmh, ow, my Corona
COCK!!!
Written by: Lucca Burnette, Doug Fieger, Burton Averre