My Disney Kitchen or Why Jon Doesn't Cook - Livestream Highlight 

"This was designed for a mouse" Well, considering it's a Disney game...

"Is everything all right? I thought I smelled something burning! ...WELP, GOODBYE!" 10/10 best neighbor

Nothing quite says "fit for a king" like a whole blended chicken thrown in the microwave for 5 seconds.

15:42 Lucahjins: "This is why we eat out when I visit" I noticed that randomly and it cracked me up.

I can imagine Jon's cooking show. "So here's the venison, and now it's time to season it. The first couple attempts with nutmeg, oregano and cinnamon didn't work so you should probably just dump your spice rack onto the cut and grill it in mustard water."

"I got really excited cause he broke into the house!" Jonathan Wheeler 2015

"I can't throw away my burnt banana." Jon Wheeler, 2015.

I love how Mickey's essentially like "Hey, you cook food, we'll eat it, that's our contribution."

"Alright let's suck up some of this blended chicken tea with my turkey baster" Best Proton Jon quote ever.

Jon should totally try to make a deal with Food Network. I can see it now... "Jon's Burnt Cooking: Featuring Mickey and Minnie Mouse"

A cooking show where every episode something catches on fire. You know, that would actually be a pretty good gimmick and running gag, and totally executable with stage effects.

Cooking with Calibrary Cuff Wah-la Deen.

25:29 Minnie: Breakfast gets the day started right, you know! (is about to eat a pound of maple syrup-covered bacon)

Even when they make bad games, Atlus does pay attention to detail.

Now why can't all cooking shows be like this? People breaking in and things catching fire.

35:10 The fact that ProtonJon and Mickey said soups on at basically the same time.

Here's the plot to this game: Micky and Minnie kidnapped you and threw you into the kitchen, forcing you to make them meals. Every once in a while they will check up on you. You decide to make some of the most messed up meals possible. And when you're done, after you destroyed the entire kitchen, you watch them. You watch them eat you're monstrosity you'd call food. They hog it, leaving nothing behind, not even maple syrup. But then there's cake, you make a giant cake, then they just sit there with their pieces of cake, strangely you cake hasn't even been cut. They eat their piece and just leave, leaving an entire cake all on you. You try to blow up the house by putting metal in the microwave, but they stop you. They know. They can't see you, but they know. Welcome to the lowest parts of hell.

24:20 Mickey: "You will give me an egg!"

Thing is with the game, I used to play it ALL THE TIME as a kid on PC. I was so unorthodox though I spent all my time making the biggest mess in the world and seeing if I could empty the entire fridge before I got more food.

"Will it blend ft. ProtonJon"

*picks Mickey shape* MICKEY: Boy, I sure love that frosting! god what an egotist

Truely this game fits in with the likes of Catherine and Persona. I hope Mickey summons a demon soon

Jon, as someone who is attending a culinary school and working towards becoming a chef, you've inspired me to set something on fire next time we're in production classes.

Hey Jon. I got this for some possessed reason and I found a few things. 1. THERE'S POTATOES. 2. You can blend things twice over.

When Jon started doing the morning griddle thing, I immediately and completely remembered I played this game when I was younger. God, what was I on as a kid?

36:31 shredded chicken pizza dip, that sounds delicious!

Jon needs to revisit this game sometime, especially now since Rosajon exists. Can imagine the art of Rosajon blending a chicken or other things.

"An Excellent Meal"

For anyone wondering, this is the gif Lucah posted in the chat at about 12:05. Yes, I actually typed that in, and yes, it was totally worth it! 31.media.tumblr.com/89631d5b250c43fcc286ba0bef73b293/tumblr_inline_mpo8ah6HXO1qz4rgp.gif

If Mickey and Minnie were smarter, they would have informed the authorities a long time ago. After all that breaking and entering, they should have realized that Jon was cooking meth...

IT`S FUCKING RAW!

bacon and maple syrup, geeze Jon, that really showed how Canadian you are

The best part of the pc version is that burned food didn’t vanish into the either. You can make that damn rat eat a pile of charcoal and he will like it.

Mickey Megami Tensei: Kitchen Hackers

"I got so excited because he broke into my house"-protonjon 2015

So this is a game where Mickey and Minnie creep through your window, break into your house, and force you to cook for their enjoyment. 10/10, 10/10, 100/100, best game, best game.

Also fun fact: At least in the PC version, if you click on the image when looking at recipes, it plays a quick short

You might be on to something with that tea soup... time to experiment.

I freaking knew when he said Neapolitan at least one person would shout "RWBY"

So it's safe to assume that Emile cooks during TRG stuff?

I'd totally watch a cooking show starring Jon. XD

The worst idea I ever had was eating lunch while watching this, thanks Jon.

Cooking With Proton Jon: How to Use a Blender

We need to get someone to make a real-life edible fishbowl.

3:17 I gotta Social Link Goofy. Best comment ever.

this game... the nostalgia. im sitting in bed at 3 am at 22 years old and i suddenly started going nuts over the name of the micky mouse cooking game used to be. my lord is this game the best or what?! gonna buy this and play on my ps2

YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!...With a side of tea and shredded chicken

Imagine how boring Mickey and Minnies day is that the only thing they have to do is constantly butt in on their neighbour fumbling about in the kitchen

Jon, if you don't already watch it, I think you'd like Good Eats.

OMG! I loved this game as a kid! My childhood memories!

Omg I'm so sad I missed this stream! Not going to lie, this game was my favorite game as a little kid. I ended up breaking my first disk and I was so upset, I had my mom buy another copy. Even to this day I find myself coming back to this game once every 6 months just to mess with my nostalgia again.

Minnie is apparently the master of egg puns... who knew. No idea this game even existed. I sort of want to play it now. xD

If you make a cooking show I will watch it. I will watch it a million times.

I fucking played the shit out of the PC version as a kid

February 7th, 2002, Atlus released My Disney Kitchen. A month and a half later, on March 20th, 2002, they released SMT 2

Shin Mickami Disnei.

I think I'm bleeding from laughter.

Who flips eggs? Have I just been doing it wrong my whole life?

No matter how many times I watch this, it's still fucking hilarious.

You need to make a cooking show.

This is the perfect cure for not being able to sleep thanks Jon! :)

I remember playing this game on my PC when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons why I don't dare to cook much to this day because I remember burning everything i tried to cook in this game, even eggs. Watching this is really nostalgic, and this made me feel old. At least Jon goes all out with everything showing no fear. He made freakin blended chicken.

Jon if you read this, i will help you achieve your dream of a cooking show where every episode something catches on fire, have emile be your cohost, he'll always fuck up and light something on fire and you know this

Just because why not, people should send Jon a video or picture of them making some of this stupid crap 😂

Lesson fucking learned: Never watch Proton Jon stream highlight while eating. I nearly choked on a ramen noodle.

I need to comment on this again. Since atlus made persona 4 does that mean jon is making mystery food x?

"Terriblest..." - Jonathan Wheeler 2015

I had to stop halfway through to get a drink, this is too damn funny and I couldn't breathe XD

16:45 McJonalds

I can't breathe, this is how funny this video is!

At the start, mickey's just hanging out in the corner asking himself "What the hell is jon doing" while pelvic thrusting

*finds out the game was developed by Atlus* I GOTTA SOCIAL LINK GOOFY

I keep coming back to this because I had this game on Windows as a kid. It really is just screwing around in a virtual kitchen with a real life recipe book in the corner.

I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is

Oh my gosh! played this as a kid sooo much. So many memories

This is the funniest video I have seen in a while. Could not breathe due to laughing during the sausage-cheese soup bit. Keep on being amazing, Jon.

Is this a downloaded version? We bought the CD ROM when I was little and it had better quality than this one. The mouse cursor always wasn't slow like that. it moved fast just like a normal mouse.

Well, it's got one thing common with Persona 4, actually: Mystery Food X.

Who’s revisiting this video after Caddicarus talked about this game? Just me?

I'm sad I accidentally missed this when this originally was streamed. I remember this from my childhood as well as the Land Before Time game that was streamed that night as well

Oh my God, I need this game. This seems like a good game to have some drinks and fuck around with.

and thus.... MYSTERY FOOD X now kill wesker with microwaved eggs

this keeps popping up in my recommended and i am not complaining

This was beautiful when it was live and still beautiful. Jon is clearly gonna open a new restaurant with his fantastic cooking.

The chat is just as entertaining as what's happening onscreen.

I saw this on Twitch and it was awesome!

Oooohhh myyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooood. This Nostalgia hit me like a metric ton of cement trucks.

That blended pizza near the end reminds of a commercial I saw when I was younger.

19:35 "What you need to do is take the blended chicken and put it into small cups to make chicken shots." ...this sounds similar to one of my favorite alcoholic drinks, the Mossy Turkey Turner.

Man me and my sister would play this game for HOURS on the PS1, such great memories.

I totally had this game when I was a kid and my mom and I made that fish bowl. That was legit my best childhood memory

Omg this game brings back memories of me playing it on my PC! 😄

i can't wait for jon to play cooking sim on stream. he would just burn the whole kitchen down.

Loafus? You must mean the Hero of Finishing.

omfg, I remember playing this when I was, what, 5? This was a fucking blast from the past.

I now see why Jon lets Lucah do the cooking

I loved this game when I was young

I remember playing this game as a kid. When I saw this, I immediately google'd it to see if it was really what I owned. And then I saw that the PC Version is nearly eighty dollars. What gold I once had.

“I got really excited cause he broke into the house”

Holy shit, I completely forgot this game existed. As soon as I saw the Breakfast gridle and the cake maker, I remembered I actually owned this game on PC back when I was like 5. Ah Memories.