My entry for the world's worst instrument 

You win this is indeed the worst

All your content is just you bitching about stuff. Who wants to watch this shit?

Cool!!

Right? That's why some still call emergency services' sirens "Martinshorn", I guess

@@Leo1239150 Exactly

It would certainly get my attention.

@@theclarionhall4755 it really does! Firefighters, ambulances and the police uses it, always with the for Germany typical fourth

I'm so happy you called it "a bagpipe" and not "bagpipes".

The oboe is the ugliest and worst sounding instrument I’ve ever seen and heard.

@@luisforeal8676 I played oboe and 2 things really affect the sound of an oboe. The first is the reed. A bad or cheap reed will not sound great. A good reed makes a world of difference. The second is the acoustics of the room you are playing in. A room where the sound falls flat or say you are outside where the sound just escapes it will not sound good. A room where the sound can fill it and echo a bit it will sound amazing. Again this makes a world of difference.

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@Wallace1p i want to study you in a lab

yo black armory

It's like if a clarinet, oboe, and saxophone spliced their genes together, then their child had sex with a trumpet.

@@literalantifaterrorist4673 r/oddlyspecific.

man, the vaulting of black armory really threw a wrench in the works huh

Yo there's a destiny gun and the Drifter in these comments

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yep, but without the polyphony, culture, and staggering charisma to make it peform!

@Gary Allen you have to have absolutely pendulous balls to wear a kilt carrying a bagpipe. And an amazing amount of skill.

@Gary Allen “guy pissing himself in rage from bagpipes” was meant to be an example of how passionate anger isn’t always rational. “Some that are mad if they behold a cat” is another example lol

I’d make it sound nice… where can I get one?

This is bagpipe tech is my new band name

Counterproposal: The Blunderhorn

Without objection, so ordered.

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In truth, it invented him

My first thought when seeing it!

Came down here to say this! Def looks like what the Whos down in Whoville would play on Christmas morning

👍👍🙌🙌

It's a hybrid of the womzoonka and domboonka.

It also looks a bit like the instruments played by the Hogwarts Brass Band

Like a Sousaphone the marching band tubas but that’s actually what it’s called

same

"haram" 😂

@@rum5587 i'm not even religious, but i think this thing is unholy

"This might be haram, but..." Hahahaha. I'm going to steal that one from you and not give you any credit for it.

bro said haram 💀

The schalmei band on RU-vid would indicate otherwise.

No wonder they were very popular in marching bands in the Communist GDR (and almost nowhere else). Stalin's quote about "Quantity has a quality of its own" comes to mind.

He already made a full video about it, a while back.

A loli waifu would have it at her back as her mechanic wings and would be blasting magic melodies

@@olgagaming5544 I was thinking some Aoi Todo looking dude wielding a giant set like a hunting horn from monster hunter

Ban KAI?

Look up elden ring envoy's horn

"es ist nicht schrecklich, es ist deutsch. es macht Buchstäblich wofür es erfunden wurde" I will quote this in my day to day live from now on, thanks

In that case, why make 8 bells where only one can sound at a time? Lots more weight for the player to carry, but with the loudness of only one bell.

@@rosiefay7283 Because if it was only going „beep beep beep“ nobody will take it serious. What do the firefighters sound in your country? The police? Air raid warning? The video was an awful explanation for this instrument😏

@@rosiefay7283 you could use it to make multiple signals with one instrument. For example you could say A high tone, a low ton and a low tone would be for a fire or three low tones would be for flooding etc, so people know whats Happening and react accordingly. I'm not sure about other countries, but we still use different Signals in Germany for warning (usually a sequence for three tones) and lifting the previous warning (usually one long tone)

Ever heard of a whistle?

If Smith & Wesson made musical instruments.

I searched for someone to have made this comment, thank you lol

Damn, ya beat me to it!

I wish the deku pipes really were a functional an good sounding real instrument

Envoy's large horn go brrr

Doot doot indeed

Yooooo envoy hopping in to say YES

Silliest enemy in the game

Best weapon hands down

and you have to know calculus to play it

This

literally

"no way these bubbles are gonna hit me, literally the easiest enemy in the game" "Fuck"

actually a kazoo is a wind instrument,(i know it has a Membrane)

That I want to hear! Any value volunteers to mix this for us?

You can SEE SOUND???

I see it in CBat now thanks

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@@Wolfee9000 holy shit y’all have the same profile picture

Because it pretty much is one and not really an Instrument

Ooooooh....

where? I want one

@@isaakhatcher ebay, but I'm from Germany. XD I actually know this thing from my childhood its still played on carneval sometimes.

how do you spell the name

@@fliegerdefunes7758 how do you spell the name

@@myersbob7517 schalmai or schalmei mostly or martins trompete

You're not wrong! I never noticed that before! I think they make ones with more bells and valves, so maybe you could play Deku Palace on it?

They may have been used more in East Germany.

​@@BaribrotzerThis is right, but now it is also popular in whole Germany. 😉

It was mainly a Communist thing, like worker's marching bands of the Communist party. They were quite popular in the GDR, but almost unknown in Western Germany. Erich Honecker loved them.

You have to turn your head to where the sun rises, lol.

Bet

Hes just explaining how it works, i enjoyed his commentary

@@evert3971 shorts aren't for commentaries, they're for entertainment. a human's brain scrolls through the internet hoping to feed satisfaction of not being bored.

@@thething6936 idk i found it fairly entertaining to find out about an instrument ive never heard of

@@bonnibloop_ I'm not arguing to what individuals find entertaining, I mean we are all different. not everyone will have interests on what the instrument is described to sound like. a random person (shorts aren't really selective on their audiences if I'm not mistaken), not knowing a lot about instruments, comes across a short like this would definitely be interested in the sound after given a thesis on it.

@@thething6936 if you don’t like it then just skip The short

It was popular among Communist worker's bands in the GDR.

And combine it with a saxophone lol