My Evil Piano Teacher 

what if your teacher died and her soul became integrated within your piano? Those dark keys look pretty ominous

"Hi, my name is-" Me: [ Dan ]

"What inspired you to play piano?" Me: ... Me: ... **G note**

the part when dan said "next time, if the teacher's mean to me, i'll tell my mum instead of suffering in silence... which i did quite a lot as a child" hit me rly hard bc of his depression video.

I love that Dan's piano teacher wore skinny jeans, she was wayyy ahead of her time!

"I can play piano, badly" WELL DANIEL HOWELL HOW COME YOU CAN PLAY TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WITHOUT LOOKING HUH?

I feel like Dan's life would make a great "Lemony Snicket : A series of unfortunate events" Book

When he said "tutor" i legit though he said "shooter" "She had been a *shooter* for about 50 years"

I showed my friend this and she asked if dan was an inspirational speaker and I said to her " *Yes and No...* "

"I actually play the piano...badly" bitch hold up you're actually good no stop

my piano teacher was so passionate he used to cry when I didn't turn up to lessons ;D bless

The thing that inspired me to learn piano was you Mr. Howell

"I didn't know this bat could walk! I just assumed she grew out of the floor by her piano like some weird fungus!"

*” hi internet, today I’m going to talk about dreams.... and how they crush and die “*

*the moment yot half asleep and read, "my evil potato teacher."*

2:30 hi. my name is [d- the piano teacher is evil because she didn’t let him finish.

"oh dont you test me no, just because i play the piano" ...

I swear dan would be a good English teacher tbh

So when dan says he hasn't met anyone as creepy as her to this day.... he clearly hasn't met me

"Jesus, I had a traumatizing childhood." that sure as hell hits different now. oof

Wait, he learns songs by ear? Damn, that's actual talent, guys, it isn't easy to play a song just by listening to it.

IM GONNA CRY THE AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO WAS "hey im matt and i'm gonna tell you the story of how i learned to play the piano"

It's okay, Dan. I chose clarinet because of Squidward. You all wish I was joking.

When I was in elementary school, I actually tricked one of my classmates into think that Fur Elise was written for me... Best day of my life

i think 12 y/o dan needs a hug

grandma dan is my new aesthetic

my ukulele teacher used to yell at me for being left handed...

I litcherally cried everyday in orchestra because I have mild dyslexia and can’t read sheet music

he wanted to be like Arthur. this is. why he's a meme.

Dan: *hits a g-note* Me: whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOI.

1. His hair looks great 2. His shirt is so cute on him 3. Were you trying to kill me with the first few seconds bc im dead

Dan playing the piano in the background at the end of the video makes me very happy for some reason :)

Dan: Suffering in silence Me: More like, *NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE*

piano man? more like piano DAN im sorry

IM GONNA LEARN THE PIANI AND THEN ILL BE COOL AND FINALLY HAVE FRIENDS!!!

I had an Italian teacher in school and I swear she HATED children. She would constantly scream at us “SILENCIO!” and she wouldn’t teach us basic conversation. She ruined the entire language for me.

You know what you were doing wrong Daniel? you weren't using your glutes

Wait was he actually referencing "Hi, my name is [Dan]" in this video

she was right. fur elise is like the stairway to heaven of the piano. it sounds beautiful until you realize that EVERYONE PLAYS IT CONSTANTLY!

"Only meat. Just meat. Nothing else, no condiments or drinks of any kind, just meat." ....... *GHOUL CONFIRMED*

My granny used to be a piano teacher and I showed her this video, she had a face of thunder and made me find a picture of Dan when he was younger, and she is convinced this is about her, I'm acc dying but she is so mad😂😂 don't worry Dan, she stopped teaching 4 years ago so she can't ruin children's dreams anymore Hahahahahaha

"Horrifying, dusty meatcave" okay danyul

7:59 this hits different now DAN YOU ARE AMAZINGG

did he steal Phil's glasses to make this video

The Climax Of A Really Weird Movie

Dan makes an incredible witchy grandma

As a pianist and huge Beethoven fan, what that piano teacher said about Fur Elise pissed me off -a little- a lot. I’m sorry.

I got a piano ad right before the video 😂😂

When I was 3, I wanted to play the violin because of an episode of Little Einsteins, and I started when I was 5. I'm now 16, and I've been playing for 11 years 😂

Dan:"play them very badly" Also Dan: *plays piano amazingly and can learn by ear"

I wish someone would look at me the way dan looks at aurthur

"hi my name is-" "SPEAK WHEN YOURE SPOKEN TO"

Dan: Hi my name is -- Me: *[DAN]*

"...and I thought he was so cool i wanted to be like him" 12 years later he became a meme.

can we just take a minute to appreciate daniel james howells existence

"Instead of just suffering in silence." AND NOW WE JUST SIT IN SILENCE

Don’t worry I play violin because of Sherlock and wanted to play clarinet because of squidward

All the dislikes on this are the piano teacher's many accounts

WHO WANTS DAN TO PLAY CHRISTOPHER ROBIN IN THE LIVE ACTION WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE THAT'S COMING UP

So this is psycho French teacher pt. 2

I love how Dan always says he’s awful at playing piano, when he’s freaking incredible at it?!! Like I wish I could play the piano!!!

Wouldn't it be so ironic if the piano teacher suddenly found this video and basically attacked Dan for all of the shit that he admitted?

Wait is your piano teacher the real life Eliza pancakes???

Piano teacher: Oops, it think you pressed the wrong key sweetie. Try it again. RU-vidr: MY EVIL PIANO TEACHER

Learning music by ear is actually a pretty cool skill to have :D TEACH ME

"hi, my name is-" are you fUCKING KIDDING ME HOW DARE YOU

My band/flute teacher used to constantly yell at me for my shoulders being too high, despite me saying that they just couldn't go lower. Then, one day, after yet another complaint during practice, my friend stood up, and pushed one of my shoulders down. All it did was tilt me. Then she proceeded to push both my shoulders down, only stopping when I said "Ow!" in front of the 60+ students in the room. She turned to my teacher and said, in disbelief, "They won't go down". To which I said, "SEE!? I told you!" He never complained about my shoulders again.

I never knew that Arthur was an aardvark

8:07 just reminds me of how Phil became his best friend at 18 and he finally got the stable reassurance he needed to do things he liked and be supported.

Literally my 2nd grade teacher. I told her that I was being bullied and she told me it was my fault because I look too "vulnerable"

THE SECOND HE MENTIONED A HAMSTER. OMFG. AND HE SAID, "AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT." LIKW BRO OMG I'M SCARRED.

Dan playing the La La land bit 😍😍😍

"I play the piano...badly" Lying makes you go to hell

“I play the piano... badly” *plays the ABCs* well its better than what I can do

I SWEAR ON THE HEAVENS ABOVE, I HAD AN AD ABOUT PLAYING PIANOS BEFORE THIS VIDEO STARTED.

anyone notice that the maths teacher scene was Dan from years ago

"Jesus, I had a traumatizing childhood, didn't I?" Me to my sister: He has a traumatizing life.

learning how to read notes is like learning a new language but slightly easier to pick up

wait.... your piano teacher waited outside your door???? THE PIANO TEACHER IS ELIZA PANCAKES CONFIRMED!!!!!

THE FACT THAT TINY DAN'S FAVORITE SONG WAS FUR ELISE IS SO DAMN PRECIOUS

And now you did a whole tour where you played the piano every day for like five months wow icon

Dan: Says the word "Hamster" Me: **Has terrible flashbacks from a fanfic**

You just referenced your first vid, didn't you

She's going to find you and start a law suit just like the French teacher did when you told his story.

This was my first Daniel Howell video (this was when this was his newest video) I'm proud

I SAW THE TITLE HAD "PIANO" AND I FREAKED OUT SO MUCH I WAS HYPERVENTILATING

That was my fifth grade teacher, except I couldn't escape. I had to deal with her every day. One time, I told my friends that my parents thought I would be a good lawyer. The room was mostly empty, it was the end of the day so most people had gone, but the teacher was sitting at her desk. I wasn't even talking to her and she pipes up from her little corner and says, "You know, sometimes parents tell you that to make you feel good about yourself." I was so angry.

My orchestra teacher would hit me on the head with a drumstick whenever I played a note wrong. She also would show up to people's houses to see if they were practicing

" **dan meeting the piano teacher** *hi my name is---"* *[dan]*

can't wait for next year's video 👍

My piano teacher made me bow TO THE FRICKIN PIANO at the start of the lesson like wtf

I love when Dan Is Not On Fire uploads. His videos are so wholesome.

Dan: I play the piano...badly Me: **G NOTE**

"...I play the piano, badly." Yea right

The intro is me though

"Hi. My name is-" [war flashbacks]

Ok hold up: the fact that you can actually learn songs by ear and don’t need sheet music is INCREDIBLE. you are TALENTED, Dan, GIFTED. that’s not something that most people can do! That’s absolutely something to be proud of!

in the 5th grade, my math teacher turned to me out of the blue, and yelled: "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE BECAUSE YOURE SO QUIET HUH ALYSSA?!?! WELL YOU'RE NOT" And I stated sobbing. I'm the loudest kid there???

Did Dan just call himself a sweet, innocent flower?

Dan: By ripping children's aspirations to pieces Me: YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS im sorry