My Favorite Hood JJK Moments 

“Nickels be as big as quarters when you ain’t never had a dollar!” Damn

Hood Toji the funniest in the whole series

"gun to ya head, spit a birdman verse" not being here is a criminal offense

"I'm so broke a homeless man paid me" 💀💀

"IM SICK OF FUNERAL GOFUNDME'S, AND WE DONE ORDERED SO MANY CUSTOM T-SHIRTS YOU THINK WE WERE STARTING A CLOTHING BRAND 😭" Yuji itadori, October 31, 2018

"I'm broke son! I'm broke!" most hardest line I've ever heard 😭

"A gun to yo head *boom* name me thr- shit i fucked up again didnt i?" This version of toji is truly somethin

"It shoulda been Megumi!" "The fuck I do?" 😂😂

whoever voiced toji deserves an award because he was hilarious like the ppart where he was asked about his son and he goes s-u- like that was so funny

"Handle that 🥷 grandson"

That’s a whole $300 bottle of Dior, slathered on a Gucci button up, something your broke nostrils ain’t accustomed to, but you wanna go BAND FOR BAND with nothin’ but a teakwood essence, GET YO PAPER UP!

DAMNIT MY PARLAY

“I would never wanna see from your empty pocket point of view” is a underrated line

The fuck did i do? -megumi before trying to off himself 2 Hours earlier

Riko: yes get- Toji Fushinigero: "GUN TO YO HEAD 👹" 😭

How can't you include "CUH RIIIP, CUH RIIIP" when Yuji shoutin that Big G got locked up 😂

"that's not fair, what if the hos scaring me?" gets me everytime 😂

“I know one way to become debt free” Stab’s himself in the head and dies “THAT’S NOT WHAT THE F**K I MEANT”

3:36 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PULL OUT 87 CENTS OUT YO POCKET AND MAKE SURE YOU GOT ALL OF IT? NICKELS BE BIG AS QUARTERS WHEN YOU AINT NEVER HAD A DOLLAR

"Hide the money y'all!" plzzz it's always gonna be my fav line

1:18 Domain Expansion: Red Lobster Hotbox! That one got me! 😂😂

every single toji moment 🔥🔥

I can tell Hood Toji is your favourite

0:12 this part got me! Like, what did Megumi do to deserve that? 😂😂😂🤣🤣

"Lil dog?" Takes me out every time as does "gun to your head. Spit a bird man verse" and "THEY'RE ALL SO BROOOOKE" and ofc the iconic 300$ bottle of dior line

"CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB" "who got birdman verses on standby????" "the gun? that's metaphorical, your life being on the line? thas' real" "I'm only alive cuz a panda knows a ... GODdamn birdman VERSE" "can't get these red bottoms dirty" "DAMMIT MY PARLAY"

“GUN TO YA HEAD! *gunshot*” is so fucking good

Hood Tojis Laugh always gets me lol

Why Geto got a lightskin voice 😭😭

Ok, but this shit is 1000 times funnier now that I've watched JJK.

I be quoting "band for bAnd??" and "gun to yo head" like a voice stim bruh💀💀

"I almost forgot. I got a son. Put all my ddbt on that n- name while im gone." Toptier

"All I need is a bread roll,some hot butter,and I swear this muhf***a gone be good" hood toji gotta be a big back😭🙏

damn he straight whooped his ass

“Oh so yall must want the shiesty sorcerer to get on some shiesty shitttt 😒” HAS ME CRYINGGG 😪

"that.. shit.. 😢" *"HURT..* 👹"

2:30 it might be a cowinkidink but thats the same gesture gojo uses and now in the manga sukuna for some reason

WHERE IS BIG RAGGA THE OPSS STOPPA CUH ?

6:46 the way he just grunts after

"I got more holes in me than 50 cent but i'm rich!" gets me every time

Sukuna doing the love sosa initial rant is definetly one of the most underrated parts

Honorable Mention: “I GOT MORE HOLES IN ME THAN 50 CENT, BUT I’M RICH, AND YOU GONE DIE TRYIN ME!!!”

You gotta do this to all the videos. Sorry, bruh, you just got volunteered

CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

Man the “gobandfobandthenfuqnga” Hanami said should’ve been here fr

That bit from the Nanami scene is so criminally underappreciated. "That's not fair, what if the hoes scarin' me?" Has me ROLLING every time 😂

DAMMIT MY PARLAY

“I AINT NEVER WANNA SEE SHIT FROM YOUR EMPTY POCKET POINT OF VIEW”

Bruh i wouldve loved to see "Ay pops wth you sold me to your old clan?" "Dxmn son whay you had to bring that up?"

6:52 Geto's famous quote

“Can I just get my sheisty back😭” *gets every bone in his body broken*

Toji: *DAMMIT MY PARLAY* ‼️

Had no idea Toji was actually the Loch Ness Monster in disguise asking for tree fiddy

This hits hard after the manga just ended

gege if he wrote toji trying to find his kid toji: aye, you seen my son? random ahh guy: bro i don't know your son toji: shiieeeet me neither...

Bro VIOLATED the grandson 💀💀

2:02 “ain’t no way we fucking related” 💀

RU-vid... How do you see me? Cause i love this

Toji jumping his own son for some money be the funniest shhh fr

0:23 is the best part

I don’t even wanna sound like em anymore

I know these word for word😂

This funny as hell😂

the whole thing.

Aw shit. He got our ass didn't he? My bad yall" 😭

Same here but you missed so much

DAMN, MY PARLAY!

"DATS BOUT 50 DOLLARS RIGHT THERE"

CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!

I don’t even want to see the original. Gonna binge watch this version.

This literally boondocks kaisen 😂😂😂

this needs to be an official dub

Naomi to us the best one tbh

“AwwWW YEAH!”

Toji is a demon

When Raga puffs up his chin and shoots Sukuna while ALSO calling him a bitch… I will NEVER “not” find that funny.

DAMMIT MY PARLAY 😭😭😭💀

and i got xbox live

w vid bro

tojiiiii 😭😭😭😭😭

Inoooooo😭😭❤

AWW YEAA

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SO SKIBIDI OH MY GOD

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Hernandez Melissa Miller William Thomas Elizabeth

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do you see 9pm on my phone you acting like these minutes free mn

Moore Mark Moore Melissa Miller Richard

DAMMIT MY PARLAY

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