i dont think ive laughed harder at a reddit story than that paintball guy because WOW that's so god damn funny the way he didnt move but CRIED ON THE WAY OUT LIKE HE DIDN'T HAVE MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES????? this shit is bonkers. LITERALLY.
I say YES to including the 'peed my pants in front of date' story in any compilation, its so amazing, i wish we had another update from it, finding someone that understanding seems impossibly infeasible nowadays
like honestly ugh. i am a person who has infinite dealbreakers. i'm autistic. i have ocd. i have ptsd. i have ibs. i have fibromyalgia and use a cane, so whenever i'm walking for long distances, i need to take breaks. i will sit down on public floors because of this. i was a chronic bedwetter into my teenage years. i sleep-talk. sometimes i scream SO LOUD in my sleep, or even wake up screaming. i'm intersex - a lot of people wouldn't be okay with that, or feel attracted to someone with mostly "feminine" features but "masculine" body hair/odor/etc, especially since my partner considered themself a cishet man when we began dating. they're half my weight, a lot of people wouldn't want to be seen with someone twice theirs. he loves me so much. adores every single thing about me. she thinks fat baddies are the most beautiful, loves listening to me infodump, meets my sensory needs, is so patient when i'm triggered, is so understanding that intrusive thoughts mean nothing, always asks if i need a break, adores every feature i have - masculine, fat, any of it. i am so so so so lucky and everyone can find their person.
"wet ass pizza" will forever make me laugh so hard. would i have been mortified if my mother did that when i was 16? yes. but it would be one of my favorite memories as an adult. that mom is FOR SURE a legend oh my god
How can you get shot in the head many times with a paintball, unprotected might I add you, and not call the hit? Like Shayne said, its almost reflex that when you get hit, you automatically say, "I got shot". 🤨
i CANNOT count how many times i have replayed the "squeezes and tugs" story since it came out!! 🤣🤣everything about it is hilariously perfect, THANK YOU for including it!!💚
16:21 Kenyan San Boas are actually pretty adorable! They look more like a worm cause of their heads and their pattern is beautiful! They’re on the easier side to care for and don’t grow to be too big, really a perfect fit for OP & gf 🥰
You know, I've heard the story multiple times, but I only just realised how cheap $289 is, considering they apparently had the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant, every appetizer on the menu and mains for two 🧐
Thank you for making all these reddit stories comps bc you've opened my eyes. I really don't enjoy the RU-vid genre of just reading reddit or tumblr or funny tweets so i avoided these videos. But this feels so much more engaging it's like talking about drama with friends. Having the little audience to react to the crazy stuff or the sad stuff or the cute stuff is so much fun. Now i have a whole series to catch up on!
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’ve never been embarrassed by my parents?? I’m currently a teenager and I’m kinda known in my friend group for saying “I miss my mom” at random points in the day. I guess it helps that my mom is awesome and all my friends adore her
Same here! I love my mom and I don't trust people who meet her and immediately dislike her because she rules. My best friend would come over and spend hours chatting with her before we'd go hang out alone because they just get along really well!
in the rivals fall in love section? yeah it is, that’s thomas sanders :) if you wanna watch the full ep i think it was called “positive stories only” or something along those lines! it was a really sweet episode
I love the "wet a$$ pizza" story. I don't think my mom ever did anything like that & I don't remember even getting embarrassed by my parents like some of my friends did. I think I knew how lucky I was to have the parents I did
The science lab meet cute is the best, guy is 'dorky-cute' yet the smoothest mf known to man. If I was in his situation I would've fumbled it so hard, I probably have in the past with anyone who might've been remotely interested in me that I never even ended up speaking to again
That server in the first story is a hero, I used to work in a kitchen and half the time we aren't even allowed to do anything when people are huge dicks to the servers
Honestly that last story is kinda sad.... He seems traumatized about his condition due to being mocked and stuff EVEN by his PARENTS.... Jeez.... Low self confidence I would assume.... But I still love it because of how it ended ♥ ugh love these stories
What in the Wattpad.... (I think I just found my new fave comment/quote). Also, I'm currently chuckling like an a****** right now at the comments and reactions to this story. Well done! As for the guy worrying about paying his wife - I agree that she probably needs to have some form of thanks given, in order to feel like she is truly worth being loved. Women often view sex through both an emotional and physical lens. Feeling "frumpy" and exhausted from the day-to-day worries can really bring a girl down. And if love is viewed like a bucket - as in you can give love out, but if there is nothing refilling it, then at some point everything is going to stop. The husband giving her gifts she wants/has requested/has commented on when they are out and about, would be an act of giving that helps to refill her bucket. If her love language responds to acts of giving, then even getting money to pay for things she wants is not necessarily an unhealthy thing. It may just be the way her emotional and physical self work - given money to buy the things she likes helps her feel appreciated. And, of course, if it doesn't bother the OP too much, if he's found something that works for them, then he should be happy with that (this comes from my experience with medical issues and a variety of medications which kill sex-drive. It's much more difficult for me to have energy for sex. This has been solved by us in various ways, but I still need a lot more energy than I've got to cope with the pain (internal nerve sensitivity makes things painful in my hips and legs), but my partner is very understanding and makes sure to give me a thorough massage as I drift to sleep, after, and he is happy, like OP, that anything is happening at all. Clearly, if OP's wife has the same reaction to receiving gifts she has asked for, and receiving money, and likes getting and giving attention to him as a result of that, then OP should just go with it. But make sure that he pays attention while they're out so that he can give her gifts that make her feel appreciated, as well as money, so it doesn't just feel like he is "paying" her, but rather appreciating her for the things she does, and the sacrifices she has made for the family. Also, lots of positive comments towards her to help gently rebuild her body confidence wouldn't go astray. I.e. my partner always tells me that he doesn't mind my extra padding around my tummy as "it reminds me of how you gave us our daughter and I love you both so much." and "I see you are doing the best you can right now, and I'm just so glad you are trying" when I have to give up on doing things due e eeto pain overwhelm. It's amazing what a kind word, complient, or action (his hugs are my fave) can boost my confidence. It sounds like she needs that, too.
I hate tipping culture because it just benefits the corps. Wait staff should be PAID FOR THEIR TIME, and not have to fight their employers for proper pay. Example in the US if your tips are less then minimum wage then your boss has to pay you the difference, BUT if you ask for the difference they will fire you for "other reasons". Tipping is a BAD policy because workers should be compensated for work without vagaries of people's will. I still tip.
For the squeezes and tugs one it seems her live language is gift giving! If that's what works for them I don't see a problem. It only cheapens it if you see it that way.
am i the only one that thinks the op is the asshole for the paintball one?? like you shot him in the head 7 WHOLE TIMES... dude... people can react differently to pain, and in his case he might have had head problems, and froze up in response to the pain. i can see that he'd be the asshole for not saying 'out' or whatever, but shooting him again and again and again?? id personally be scared to be around that person.
I think the guy who repeatedly shot his boss in his head is wrong. I am surprised that hitting in the head is even "legal" Paintballs hurt and repeatedly get shot in the head has to be painful. I think that guy is an asshole for doing that.
