My Favorites from Rifftrax - Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 

After Kevin says "Brain guy?", you can just barely hear Mike say "Who?" and Bill laughing. I love it when they poke fun at their past.

The "expired Crisco" bit at 2:01 gets me every time.

"do I look like I'm made of money?" "no, you look like you're made of expired Crisco!" "WHO SAID THAT!?"

I remember when the Sarlacc Pit didn't have a beak. That's how old I am.

"The Hurt Locker, as performed by the Build-A-Bear Workshop." I totally lost it at that.

"Yodas rot very quickly" I always thought it was very handy that Yoda did that, could you imagine trying to dig a grave on that planet?

"Chewy was kicked off the Ewok team for steroid use." LOL!

The Riff that Leila couldn't remember her mother hours old thing bugs me. She was adopted by a couple, so the woman she knew as her mother wasn't Amadala, period.

"Nice of the Vatican to lend them a couple of cardinals." Best Riff of the movie!

"Finally, 3PO gets some power. His reign will be vicious and bloody, yet fabulous!" "Nice of the Vatican to lend them a couple of cardinals!" "This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!" "What Luke and Leia's child would have looked like."

Both "Porkins The White" and "A Crystal Skull Preminison" made me LMAO.

I love how Wicket pokes her with the pointy end and it does no damage or even breaks the skin. Clearly these are the beings capable of defeating the best soldiers in the Emperors garrison.

Every time Luke takes the helmet off of Vader, I want to yell: "UNCLE FESTER!"

"Yes, Jedi-Knight-Hogtied-by-Teddy-Bears?"

"Your father . . . " "WAS A TOOL!" A truer statement there never was.

- "Oh! How horrid!" - "A Gungan!"

"when that machine broke they just replaced it with a tv showing a loop of The Phantom Menace" LOL

I don't know why, but when Luke tosses his lightsaber at 10:02 and Kevin yells "Owe!" I just lose it. Probably because the next two lines is my favorite in the series.

"Random quote from this video"

"Great, lick me sir." "Thank you George that really moved the story along nicely." "His laugh is less evil guy and more crazy prospector." "I know because I'm a 200 lb MUDSKIPPER" "He cuts his own hair." "Translation: Your lack of head of head-cloak means you are nude, which shames us both," "Typical liberal" "You're the cat" "But I love my hate." "This is no time to quote tired internet memes sir!" "Oh God they're eating 'em, that's a little strong."

"I've got a bad feeling about this" "DING DING DING! You get a Lucas cookie" "Each one is worth millions of dollars but has no taste whatsoever"

"You saw that guy too?" 😂😂

*Yoda coughs* "Hold on, I ate a hedgehog and it's disagreeing with me." SONNIICC!!

When I lived in Lexington, KY, I worked at the Lexington Children's Museum (now the Explorium of Lexington), and I had to sub for our marketing director demonstrating how to make Kentucky Derby Hats out of crepe paper, glue, a balloon (for sizing), and other materials on a local noontime news show. The first one I made went onto a cardboard cutout of Princess Leia wearing the infamous bikini. It vastly improved her look.

that little ewok punched me in the nads and took my lunch money

"Threepio?" "Yes, Jedi Knight hog-tied by teddy bears?"

"Nice of the Vatican to lend him a couple of cardinals." "Brain Guy?" "Who?" "It's a trap!" "This is no time to quote tired Internet memes, sir!" "The Hurt Locker as performed by the Build a Bear Workshop." "Chewie was kicked off the Ewok team for steriod use."

...and they meet Porkins the White.

Many Bothans died to bring us this Riff.

"It's you. You're the cat."

"It's a trap!" This is no time to quote internet memes

"Brain Guy?!?!" - LOL!!

"gently tap them to death" I have a headache from laughing at this!

"Hi, Carrie Fisher! Got any drugs?" But seriously RIP you crazy sky diamond.

Oh, I dunno. I rather liked RotJ. Still do.

2:40 More epic foreshadowing!

(9:00) That's assuming they were ever competent. They make the Putty Patrollers look like SS soldiers.

And by the way, your English is better than many who grew up speaking it! Don't worry about it. :)

Brain Guy, you've moved up in the world!

LOL "Try guessing where my genitals are."

@zmoore83 I love the fact Bill is like, "Who?" XD

"... she kisses just like him!"

"Mmmm, smells like kettlecorn."

I've lost the will to remember her...

These guys would have such a field day if they riffed a classic James Bond film or two....or 20!

'Hi, Carrie Fisher, got any drugs?' Lol, accurate

Let's get this straight, a battalion of elite Imperial Strike Troops armed with modern weapons is defeated by furry primates armed with stone-tipped spears and arrows. Only in Lucas does one find such lunacy.

@trapadoored I have no problem with the "smallest making a difference" premise. As Yoda said, "Judge me by my size, do you?" Hobbits were heroes precisely because they were overlooked. So the formula is familiar and successful. My problem with the Endor sequence is that armored stormtroopers with blasters are losing in combat to furry munchkins armed with tomahawks basically.

@trapadoored And I agree with you about Lucas wanting to sell stuffed animals. I imagine him using a pie chart to get the percentages equal for target demographics and inventing Ewoks specifically to fill the 3 to 5 year old slice. Palpatine appealed to the cranky prospector demographic apparently.

@OmegaII She knows she was adopted. She's thinking of her REAL mother in that scene, she just doesn't know her identity. Quoted from Wookiepedia: "Although the Organas were not trying to hide the fact that Leia was adopted,[1] they never informed the Princess of her true parentage, nor did they reveal the existence of her twin brother.[18] However, during the short time between her birth and her mother's death,[2] Leia gained a faint memory of her mother as a beautiful and kind, yet sad woman"

@Wes964 Hey, I liked the Ewoks! They're cute fighting teddy bears!

"Hey it's Brain Guy" nice MST3K reference.

...and again 32 years later. And again 34 years later. And again 35 years later. And again 36 years later.

5:40 Now THAT would have been awesome XD

and they were supposed to be Wookies!!! Why weren't they Wookies!?

"the hurt locker" as performed by the teddy bear factory

Could have used the rails from Space Mutiny at the Sarlacc pit, Death Star cannon, and shield generator.

"Hey! Dad's dead! Hey, are there any hotdogs left?"

This is only available in 240p. Got anymore of them pixels?

*He cuts his own hair*

@dignankumar -I think the ewoks were unintentionally a good idea. Lucas wanted to sell stuffed animals but blundered into representing that the smallest of the small can make a difference. The Empire didn't even give enough of a shit about ewoks to consider them as a threat , and they were crucial in winning the battle. It's like germs killing the aliens in war of the worlds. Although I do agree the ewok victory is implausible, but this is a star wars movie, not a Gettysburg documentary.

"Hukah,servents fanning with palm leaves,loyal army of trained pig-guards.Pretty much how I see myself spending my twilight years.Just need to work on the hukah,now."LOL

Slayer!! haha thats metal.

"Its a trap!" this is no time to quote tired internet memes sir

two people got lightly beaten to death by teddy bears.

Hey wes have you heard about what they did to the blu ray versions?

"Yes, Jedi knight tied up by teddy bears"

Only just found it, Den. "Who puts windchimes indoors, honestly!" "The costume that makes attending ComicCon bearable." "And in a few cases, much, much worse." "His laugh is less evil guy, more crazy prospector." "She couldn't get out of her bathrobe to do this speech?" "Way too subtle to be Robin Williams." "And not hairy enough." "Just when you think it can't get worse, they have a Rusted Roof tribute band."

I’m glad I forgot about the music part where they dance all the time

"HOO-NI-TEE!!!" "HOO-NI-TEE means start ruining the movie!"

What's 1:50 a reference to? The "Mmm, that's good revolting slime thing!"1

"Gently tap them to death!"

@horaciosi I didn't say the Ewoks defeated the Empire, not in the least, but it was due to their "covering" as you say that was the decisive element. If the rebels hadn't met the Ewoks we are led to believe all of their efforts would have been in vain. I agree they would have been a good distraction for the Imperial forces but the movie clearly shows the Ewoks winning the battle of Endor. "Gently tap them to death" LOL.

"Yes, Episode VI a.k.a. the one you thought was the worst Star Wars episode until you got proved SEVERELY wrong 16 years later. Then again 19 years later. Then again 23 years later. Then again, 25 years later." lol

Will they be doing one of these with Star Wars episode 7?

@zmoore83 That was bill's character in the mst3k series.

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@HeWhoDwellsInShadows In the words of Crow T. Robot; "I'm gona get a step ladder so you can jump up my butt!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Slayer!

@JSamurai79 They have done Casino Royal with Daniel Craig. but I know what you mean. the older ones would be great:)

"Brain-guy" "Who?" lol!

"and they meet portkins the white"

Oh-ho, that's not actually his fate. He actually climbed OUT of that sucker. No joke, that was planned to be in Jedi, but it was cut because they didn't know what to do with Boba afterwards, so they left it in the novels.

@Wes964 I actually loved the Ewoks, but if I had to choose between them and Wookies... I think it's obvious which ones more bad ass... and the ultimate Furry! :D

SLAYER!!!!

@Jerwold I'm 17 and I first saw the prequels when I was about 11 or so. I liked them at the time, but now I hate em too.

"Hey, who in the hell is this smirky douchebag?" LOL!

01:33 - 01:49 I have no idea what this scene does with the story and quite frankly, I don't really want to at all.

@dignankumar The Ewoks NEVER defeted the empire, they were covering (?) the rebels so that they can get inside the sheld generator and destory it allowing the rebels piloting the ships could get inside the Death Star and blow it up. Bottom Line: the rebels DID destoryed the empire, not the Ewoks. Sorry for my shitty english

Hello boys! I'm feeling frisky! And I like it rough! Roflmao

Thanks for your help black guy who isn't lando even though lando is the only black guy in the galaxy.

SLAAYERRRRR!!

Wait, do I smell minnows?

Do I look like I'm made of money?!

"Joom-ee-tay" means start ruining the movie.

@zmoore83 where's his brain?! :)

"I've lost the will to remember her." When they mention the "Retcon Battalion", they were actually wrong. There WERE that many fighters seen in the original version of Jedi. I even doubled checked.

Paddington!!!!!!

@Wes964 I couldn't agree more.

Wow, no Anynom misquoting 7 or 8 lines right out of the gate. Uncanny!