My First Car Crash... 

This is officially my longest storytime!! Let me know what you think! Thank you again for watching I love you all ❤️❤️❤️

This man is someone who I regret not subbing to on first day. This stuff is 100% relatable. Keep this long stuff up!

This goes out to not only my mom and dad, but also my parents. I AM DYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

“This one not only goes to my mom and dad, but also my parents” -Horchata Soto, 2022

3:34 Rip banana! We will remember him and his deeds 3:30 to 3:34 To comerorate this time and event,we will do a moment of silence for ½a minute.

Thanks you for making a longer storytime. This content never fails to entertain me. Edit: thanks for all the likes

“This don’t only go out to my mom and dad, but also my parents” I felt that

Can we all agree that he never dissapoint with his content❤

7:07 had me dying 🤣

So funny! I love his never ending stories! Keep up the AMAZING work!! Bro, I was DYING when he dropped the banana🤣🤣 also, I am the same at concerts too! (Aka the fan girls)❤️

Dude the banana breaking part had me dying and replaaying 700× this man is so funny and cracks me up, this banana part is just it all. 😂

Lol 😂 8:11 EDIT: OMG HE LIKED I AM SCREAMING Edit: he unliked it 😕

i really loved the longer video! we get more of your amazing story time yay! thank you so much for posting AMAZING content almost daily, keep up the good work horchata soto!!!!!!!

I relate so much! First car crash, it wasn't really a crash but fhe trunk wouldn't open. And there were a few scratches. This was the morning my mum was driving me to school before a sats test (end of primary school test). That day, I was literally so stressed.

4:01 “i LOVE Massachusetts😫” “YEAHHHHH😍🤩😆” “man I’m so sweaty rn…” “…YEAHHHHHH😍😍😫😫🙏🏻”

I remember my Car Accident. I was 4-7 idk, and we’re going down a fast 4-lane Road. My mom was driving like normal, until we got near a stop light. I don’t know what light it was on, but we ran into the car in front of us at ~45mph. We obliterated our front headlight, and the force was a lot. But we were *unharmed*. The person in front of us only got a small dent, then just left before the police arrived. Now I just get super nervous when going faster than normal. But yeah…

"I'mma make it look like I peed myself" Horchata Soto 2022 😂

I remember I crashed my dads truck I was so scared I cried a lot I didn’t want to drive 2 work anymore, I kept my head up and remembered that nobody is perfect and that everyone in life makes mistakes and we learn from our mistakes so I decided to be more careful and watch both ways and I thank God I’m still alive and nothing else happened.

3:30 moral of this story never take snack breaks when telling stories

I love this video! I am sick rn and this cheered me up so much. I watch yours videos everyday😊!

This man is like that person who explains their entire life story before they show u the cooking recipe

You know it’s a good day when he uploads

This man's content is sooo entertaining and relatable he never fails to make me laugh

This will not only go out to my dad and mom, but also my parents -Horchata Soto

“Ma bannana🥺😢😩” that is hilarious! But anyways I love him so much and his crazy story’s!

I had trouble with a driving simulator with a car like setup, so I can’t imagine driving without a wreck

I just love it when the notifications pops up "someone liked your comment" or "you got a new subscriber" it makes me so happy😊🎆

RIP Banana 3:30

famous last words- this not only goes to my mom and my dad but also my parents😌

bruh i legit enjoyed the video so much i forgot about the main topic, the car crash, until we got 2 that part, and bruh the outro 💀

Lol

This was so good especially when you said your friend said did ed Sheeran crash into you but seriously you never disapints us keep up the good work man

The ending to this was peak. Good story man! Hope to see more like this in the future.

Bro this made me 💀 6:58 Ngl it made me spit out my water 😂

Name all the Spanish rock bands u know replying to this comment This is what I know: cuca, caifanes, jaguares, maná, azul violeta, soda stereo, tex tex, los héroes del silencio, Bunbury, los enanitos verdes, plastienia mosh, and I know more but those are the ones off the top of my head

I love this so much, you are so good at telling us stories!

Bro is so addicted to a ton of music XD and just imagine just sitting in your car where you just crashed, and see a dude with ginger hair just come out of a car asking what the hell happened... anyways nice video and i cant believe that a few seconds after this video was posted all those comments came in asking CLEARLY for attention...

3:10 B A N A N A

I seriously thought he said “yessir r***ist mug” 1:12

"I love Massachusetts" got me cracking 💀

I have experienced a Car Crash but I was not going to a concert, me and my family were just going to a restaurant and even though we crashed we still went there 😂

This is great content keep up the good work

8:06 LMAO

2:00 is so true, but my mom bought a 7 dollar ear buds and within a week.. it was done for :,) it's broken broken.. if you tried to wear it with it connected to a device, it would start making the sound of the last thing the device plays.. confusing and weird but i loved it as a kid 😂

Can we just the amazing transition this man does

"This one goes to my mom and dad and also my parents" this had me cracking

3:20 YOU CANT PEEL THE BANANA LIKE THAT

Also as a Chicano and Guatemalan tambien I agree with so much of how you talk about Hispanic moms my mom is the exact way you portray them

5:31 funny 😂😂😂😂

This man always surprises us with his videos

POV: you wet the bed and are going to tell your parents 2:52 🤣

Thank you for entertaining us with your storytime. :D

So wholesome this is so great I relate so much

One time I was going on a bus I New York and there was those five dollar AirPods and oh can I tell you being at being a 2000 kids like you everyone wanted done so if they ran out like this it’s not cool well that was the name as well and lucky me I did not get one for my friend it and she got to Sam being a nice friend she is she gave me one I still think her till this day

Jorge: “you in the back where are you from?” The guy: “Connecticut” Jorge: “I’m sorry” The guy: “Connecticut” Jorge: “Oh I heard I’m just sorry” 😂😂😂 your literally so funny. Every day on the bus I watch your vids Edit: I realized it was another sound but ur still so funny!!!🎉😂

7:51 nice rhyme

Plz post longer videos and keep it up man

Every time I see your videos I know it's going to be a good one every time

You know fun fact on my way to Kiawah South Carolina it was 2:55 AM and I was on I95 I believe and we were side swiped where the driver side fender is completely dented in and the person that hit is was drunk driving and tried running away but he to slow and yea the car is fixed but I was asleep but after that I was wide awake.

My heart always gets in a car crash like this is the 10th time she got in a car

6:43 ofc it is an audi bruh they cant drive

7:25 lol

Rip his Banana tho.

Him: drops banana Him:"my banana" -while crying- Me: you're a full grown man bro

100000000000000000/10 to Michael Jackson t-shirt

3:00When he said this video was sponsored by… I was expecting Honey 😂😂

0:37 c r o s s

4:10 lol😂

So you know the song from Ed Sheeran bad habbits

Okay I have two faces it's probably going to grow even more cuz I love music as well I was into the new music at first but then the first time I heard Snoop Dogg it was very back in the day I was like 12 years ago but it was recorded in the 1990s and then I was into the old music I haven't changed still like it

6:03 "The Banana Stain Still There" Had Me Laughing

5:24 this the car crash

0:16 Yes on 360

I love Michael Jackson's music

"I'm so sweating right now" YeAh! Lol

When he did this part I died laughing🤣4:08

Do you listen to Bad Bunny cuz there was a picture of his new album 1:01

0:11 30/10

Even if he is taking about something like his sock he will make me laugh 😂

I’m in my second music phase, and it is only Christian music, I really like Colton Dixon and Kevin Quinn, but sometimes I only listen to my guys from Skillet, who else listens to these people

3:36 banana

Favorite Artists ACDC Eminem Lil Wayne Young Jeezy 2 Chainz Hispanic Music Biggie Smalls Rihanna Hopsin

not gonna talk about the part where this man said Rhode island (if you dont understand touch grass) nah but where the conjuring house is

I'm gonna tell you that Ed Sheeran songs, perfect,shape of you shivers, bad habits and photograph

"oh my God I'm so sweaty right now" Him:YEAHHHHHHH Me:*dead from laughter*🤣🤣🤣🤣

What about the banana stain? 🍌

I am in to mj gnr and metallica and I'm a little bit into bon jovi

Same I like micheal Jackson and also I like the band KISS

I’m into Michael Jackson too and also me and my cousin Natasha used to play the same game you played on the wii

I like Mendelssohn, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, and Shostakovich.

Ed Sheeran: Oh my God I'm so sweaty right now Fan girls: ... YEAHHHHHH

Title: “My first car crash” Jorge: *Starts talking about music and festivals*

When everyone was in the ATM booth the person asking where they where and she telling me too to every answer

He ordered head when can you make a video about your first day of preschool what happened that day

Bruh i had the michael jackson game for the xbox 360 and i played it all the time

I also love micheal jackson he is goated 😎🕴🏼🕺

I literally forgot this was about the car crash 🤣🤣🤣

Me and my sister always used to play the Micheal Jackson just dance and she is way better

Snack break my banana😕😡 let me finish this Blah blah blah blah the banana stain is still there

Horchata will never respond to this comment😢