My First Time Playing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 

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JosephKitty!

Ayo, Sup JC

Eh was good gang

what

YIPEE

EYYYYY RANBOO

YIPEE

BANROO🤩🤩🤩🤩😋😋😋😋🔥🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹👹

I appreciate the real time fandub refrence

"I'll be back Zuut."

I . . .*I . . .* *I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, JAIDEN IS A [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], SHE PISSED-*

IM GONNA PISS ON THE RIDDLE FACE

​@@labgoat6787HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!?

playing ball with his son taken a little too literally lol

so true tho lol

@@Pineaple_ ... i forgot and this story is sooooo funy

I thought it was a larry reference too!!!

larry is god

If you think salary men aren't fantastical I would implore you to watch the newest episode of jjk.

I think its a pokemon reference

TRUE@@idunn000

OMG I just realized. His hair looks exactly like Larry

Larry lore goes hard

No just blonde

he was super larry

This is the prologue for Larry before he was isakied into Pokémon

I adopted a goblin that jumped my group and we took hostage in the first session. He's called Dexter and the whole party loves him cuz he is cool as hell

@@livinglife4011 I love that lol

@@maybelbtracer3519 thanks my friend almost died in that ambush but we got a goblin buddy out of it. Overall I have adopted 2 goblins and a dragon

@@livinglife4011 I’ve always wanted to play D&D but where I’m at, I don’t think anyone plays. On top of that, just preparing a character seems a bit complicated 😅

Yeah I didn't fully understand how to make a character at first so my friend had to help but I got the hang of it. I just used dnd beyond character creator

Ranboo be good at acting >:D

I was thinking like "This guy can't stop playing edgy, mentally ill characters" 🤣

I think that Jaden did all the voice lines in the video but ok

@@xanderRussell they mean when they played live.

@@xanderRussell I mean yeah that’s obvious, this is just a recount of what happened. I’m talking about when they actually played the game

A sequel would be insane! I love all of this :DDD

Agreed

Session 2 gotta happen, this was hilariously insane

@@hudwastaken:)

SEQUEL, PODCAST SERIES AND A MOVIE

And for the last 3 years, about 70% of the time, the same waiter has been slipping and dropping their tray of glasses EVERY DAY.

@@CanTabOfWisdom sometimes you just ain’t slick with it

Weak ass character story just annoying for the sake of it

Isn't this usually what happens with Ranboo's characters?

Does this mean Ranboo's character just wanted to kill his neighbour because he thought he trapped him on a time loop

Woah, that’s pretty cool!

bard much

Technically, following the actual rules of the game, that's not how the spell works. Since depression is a state of being and not a command. But there's also the rule that literally any rule in the game can be overruled by the dungeon master, so if your dungeon master is cool with it and thinks it's fun, then yeah, it works. Which is THE greatest part of DnD imo. Sure, there are rules, but we're all just here to have fun, so don't let the rules get in the way of that

@@MrSuperTeenGohan a so called d1 is implied upom this for the rule of cool

@@MrSuperTeenGohan If someone did that at my table, I would probably just point out it needs to be an order and proppose "depress" instead of "depression". I think it's good for novice players to be pointed out when they missunderstand some rule to help them get used to both reading and understanding what the rules say instead of getting used to do things ignoring the rules, but I also think it's even better to help them find the way to do what they want (or at least the closest thing to what they want) following the rules instead of just saying "no, this isn't how this works so it doesn't work". Either way is fine, if I wasn't DMing I would probably let it be since it isn't game breaking in any significant way, but I prefer to leave the "any rule can be overruled" thing for situations where the rules are unclear, when they are causing an argument or when someone tries to use a spell or skill for something that makes sense even though it's not specified in the rules of said spell or skill.

@@garethvila5108 I would personally also not really let it work this way in my own campaign, but I also recognise that I tend to be a party pooper with rules, so I try to be more lenient as long as it's enhancing the experience at the table and not breaking the game. In a campaign I wouldn't allow it, because it sets precedens for further into the campaign, but in a one-shot I'd point out that it's not how the spell would properly, but go with it because it's just a one-shot. As for turning depression into a command, I think I'd look for a better word than "depress", since that doesn't really (in my opinion) translate to "become depressed". It can just as easily be "cause depression". I'd probably go with the command "despair", as that (in my opinion) achieves a similar state, and is an action that inheritly must affect oneself. As for anyone else reading this, who thinks I'm taking the fun out of it by being technical and specific about this: this is part of what I personally find fun, and I only indulge because it seems people are willing to discuss the technicality. I still believe that the way to have fun is different from table to table

Smart.

“I CAST POWER WORD AWKWARD ERECTION!”

Hecc yes

​​@@-w-8429 Villain: " ( *scoffs* )you made a mistake 😈" *MC got stabbed by the 10 feet long d*ck that has the speed of 2 fighter jet combined* MC: ( *while struggling to stand up* ) ˢᵘᶜʰ... ᵃ... ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ...

​@@-w-8429 Haha, dude, this has happened at least once before. It had to have.

Psychological warfare

POWER WORD: Chronic depression

@@GlytchGames more like cursed speech lmao

Zoot had a bit deeper backstory but it was cut from the video. They also had a pet bird that was cut as well

@@crazyninja1351 how do You know?

​@@Random-oy7vkthe live stream

@@Random-oy7vk they are a wizzod

​@@Random-oy7vkthis was in that month long Livestream, i didn't realize untill the scene with mark XD

all of this just to use her shoop da woop, witch is already basically undodgeable. it was worth it, but really unnessesary.

@@amethist6774 it was worth it for the dm and one other player losing their shit and breaking completely. ya know its a good session when ya get most if not all the table to lose it for a solid 30 seconds.

Thanks D&D sessions

@@Kris-wo4pj agreed

DND interests me because I want to experience this but I am also incredibly uncreative and struggle with roleplaying (mostly if the character is especially different from myself)

yeah seems bout right. seems like atleast once per session atleast one person consumes, intergrates, grinds against something they shouldnt cause they had no idea what else to do. sometimes all three, and not neccessarily in that order either.

Seems right tbh

I kept eating goblin meat in one campaign.

"Stop licking the spider carcass!!" - Gale

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING

That's the best part

Alpha boomeranging his axe must've been a Nat 1 for sure XD

I’m just imagining how awful the rolls for the goblin must have been when he jumps off the edge TWICE😂🤣

I just wanted to say does Alpharad’s character look like Lary from Pokémon scarlet and violet

@@yvosyfofj1759 yeah that’s the point

That was a fun detail.

Yes, reaction to it matters the most, and it was a legit tactic to deceive into getting a free hit, let alone acid breath (almost looking like Jaiden's character was throwing up to the Manager, and their reactions made me have a good chuckle too XD)

I could feel Jacob going "What the fuck????" as usual

:D

I gotta say this is without a doubt the best campaign I've seen in a while tops the first campaign I did lol

homestuck

YES

Lol

Lmao i also noticed that xD

Larry, except he mains Warrior in Final Fantasy XIV. Knowing Alpharad uses my favorite weapon is incredibly based.

That's D&D, my person. Some people want that epic quest, others want to open a bakery, and a few want to erase a whole species of potato.

@@codycarney2311 omg i want to erase a whole species of potato next time thanks for the idea

and DEPRESSION

Tutel

If I am not wrong Zuut's main motivation to go at said adventure is because they don't wanna go in a doctor school which makes it even better

But, Jaiden's character said, "Born and raised." If's you're born and raise in a forest town then you're not new.

Thank you for catching my mistake, I worded it wrong, sorry and thank you once again for catching my mistake.

So I had my first dnd a couple days ago as a dragon born and the first thing my dm does is has a assassin chuck poison daggers at me ... I also proceed to get shaped in the head . Just wanted to mention the simularitys

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The beginning part was according to charlie Slimecicle, or maybe Chrl slmccl not sure

Good video Friend 💋💋✔✔🌹🌹

Good 👍

This video is helpful

Nice

Good

Yee

Tis great

I knew I wasn’t alone

Bro I was legit in the gym battle on my switch when I watched this

not only that but I'm 100% sure he made a Barbarian Business Man.

I scrolled down just to be sure I wasn't the only one who saw it

I will be using this soon

Jujutsu Kaisen refference?

My friend in high school once played DnD, and he managed to attack a Boss, cutting off his nutsack, and making it into a coin purse. All on his first time playing!

Natural selection

some people love her in a different way. And I ain't talkin' a potential spouse either, I mean random commenters

@@ASquared544 Rng selection anyway. Ironically I actually rolled a d20 and got a 19.

Been a casual fan for a bit but finally subscribed because the joke legitimately made me laugh

@@ND86119 okayy?? you know it's kinda weird to bring this up on this comment, right?

I’m surprised they didn’t laugh when she used the Command spell to force depression.

@@Unprofessional_DND_Opinions they did, it is just wasnt shown in the animation

This is why you are unloved@OfficerBMT

@OfficerBMT bro I’ve seen that same reply on like all the comments *SHUT UP*

Ouch, true tho

lol yeah

@@yippeesfangs It's a Bot. Better to report it or ignore it.

I watched the vod of the actual campaign. There was actually some backstory stuff with Zoot's patron and the wand (Her character's class was a warlock), but it seems she cut that out of the animated version for time constraints.

D&D is a perfect game for most people

@@genericname2747 what she might be referencing though is that decades ago people were actively bullied for geeky hobbies like D&D, so many players actually kept their games a secret. PLUS there was that whole "Satanic Panic" going on where the Christians were losing their minds. (With the 80s it was D&D, with the 90s it was Pokemon, yknow. It's all supposedly demons & evolution and stuff). So it was a lot of people's dirty little secret to spend their afternoon as an elf. Geek stuff gaining traction in the mainstream is something that's happened within the last decade or two, relatively new in its run.

@@QuincyQuinn95 Yeah, the history of D&D is insane

Honestly thought Mark was gonna be like "... and who are you again?" to Paul 😂

why did i read the comments before finishing the video!

One-Shot. It was a One-Shot. And a great one

@@Typical7you think that's bad? On ipad it'll display top comments without you even having to look at the comments

you can 100% play dnd like this. dnd isn’t all about just murdering enemies. you can be friends too! my favourite character i’ve ever played was a pacifist who tried making friends with everything.

I was actually laughing so hard that I almost spat out my water😂

Yeah it has the same vibes as wizard who put his finger up the enemies nose and casted fireball.

@@boopyboop6823 Head exploding into fire

@@boopyboop6823 Enlarge/Reduce is such a _versatile_ spell

@@kingmasterlord true but my party has new players so none of our casters have utilised it lol

Jacob's character and story were really good. He made it look like a life of average US citizen

Fr

It's also really on point with the whole "you all meet in a tavern" and players straight up telling each other's backstories as if they were in a therapy session

Same

He also seems to have one of the worst luck stats every which somehow fits perfectly.

DUDE

Broooooo

*You proceed to throw a 1, transforming you to a talkable slime*

NO WAY BAHAHHAHA-

o7

That surprised me like what the whole session was recorded?

@@patu8010 The audio quality suggested they did it over Discord or the like, so probably? Especially as professional content creators, it would be in their benefit to record it

it was streamed a while ago u can still find the vod

that was messed up, but the laughter is infectious

Basically Kento Nanami isekai'd in a D&D party 😂

I can't tell if he is a fighter or a barbarian

He's an assistant manager at Walmart. There is only rage.@@Sarah12471

@@Yansko-san Considering what happened in the anime recently, that may very well be a possibility.

Living like Larry!

Yep, Larry

That was literally my thought and it’s awesome and honestly probably looking too bad as a blonde. Wasn’t expecting the deceased wife bit

Oh wait, Yeah I see it now, Larry

My first thought exactly. Though I couldn't remember the name of that gym leader till about halfway through. Larry. It's Larry

Larry when he eventually snaps from Geeta's overwork.

Bro clearly hasn't watched critical role because they get up to the exact same kind of shenanigans 😭

Honestly, it's the most messed up spell ever that you can just give somebody depression by yelling depression. This was extremely fun to watch. I need a part two

@grimrobot2059 technically it can't really do that because the spell she used was command. The spell only takes effect if the word can be used as a command like "HALT, STOP, GROVEL, RUN" and "depression" isn't really a command. But Charlie is a cool dm so he let it go because he's chill like that.

For several hours

@obi-wankenobi737 Yeah, but critical roll is capable of being serious, in contrast to literally every game I've ever played. Goblin bard: 'I would like to take the Goliath's flute." DM: "Roll strength check to see if you can hold it." Bard: "Nat 1" DM: "You drop the flute, and it breaks." Goliath barbarian: "I SPENT MY LAST GOLD ON THAT!" Chaos ensues

Right?! That was exactly what I thought.

It’s happened in mine but it was a dead wizard who made it happen

@@MackenzieNerdyEMT If only we had Jaiden's skills. But that's what makes her videos so special

@@PremoProjects I absolutely agree. I wish I had her skills haha.

Hello it’s me that one weirdo who commented 6 days ago just found out we have a very over powered character in our party that can manipulate time and space and he’s a cat (side note my monk accidentally hurt his brother in law but he doesn’t know that ) but yeaa idk what’s going on with my party now but in the next few sessions we will be getting another op person who’s from another dimension and he’s one of my oc 🙃

larry.

@@confuseduser8076Larry

​@@confuseduser8076 fr Larry from scarlet and violet

Literally became a zebra and he didn't give a shit

@@confuseduser8076hey, I made the joke first. No stealing my ideas lol. But seriously, I said the exact same thing. It’s hilarious

Hey! If it works it works.

Hey! If it works it works.

For real tho, heartless

Sounds pretty standard for a D&D session, though.

then you havent seen a lot of D&D...

I mean he did learn dark magic

@@citra1885 But so did Zewt! They’re a Warlock with The Fiend.

The walmart managerial position grants many abilities some may consider unnatural

One time in my party, a guy tried to seduce a giant spider

absolutely agreed LOL

ranboo is my neighbour horror game plot lol

And all this against a Walmart Manager trying to get his hands on a very well guarded wand of Polymorph

Basically unlikely allies

Nothing quite like half a halberd boomeranging back and hitting you in the back.

She can not be stopped!

Pokémon, Mario, DnD and also minecraft…. She’s getting into all the gaming circles

That just sounds like something charle would have said lol

For real

Legit assumed this was a joke with how often it's said, groaned and then it happened. Had to come give you your like xD

It's so cool seeing a Dnd campaign story being animated like this. I almost wishing to know how to make a Dnd Animated video like this. (So inspiring to look at.) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

We can’t forget the Mark Thompson plot twist! 😂

Yeah but honestly a bit predictable I guessed it as soon as the sheep spoke

Yeah, i decided to join a dnd group with my friends(half human half animal, or humanoid characters) and created a Tortle named master Oogway. My first session we fight an owl bear. then beat it without anyone dying. We won because my friend said “dice go boing boing” the dropped the dice and rolled a nat20

Or really emotional

@@jubboy-ki7mv The power of sheer stupidity trumps all logic that’s dnd rule #1

LOL

EXACT SENTENCE I WAS THINKING

def a Charlie thing to say

Classic DnD adventure.

My Warforged character found a new arm on an adventure and equipped it... naturally, the rest of the party had a slap fight with his old arm... which the Warforged was still connected to

I just noticed that and was hoping somebody else got it, very epic.

What's the connection there?

I mean I, as another ace, regularly play bards so...

​@@the_mushroom_elfwell the distinction is you mentioned a class and OP mentioned a race. Both could be true

​@@jedimasterpickle3it's a joke that asexuals are often interested in reptiles

same im so happy theyre in a jaiden vid :]

Indeed

The greatest trio in DND history

This needs more likes. That was really wholesome.

Yo I just noticed that and probably never would have cool!

Percy and Vax were busy doing something stupid probably

Who are they?

@@aeontales1836 Characters from Critical Role's 1st Campaign! The Legend of Vox Machina!

Yeah lol