My Girlfriend Lives As A Toddler 

So what happens if they break up, and the dude's new girlfriend comes across that video? Someone's gonna have a lot of explaining to do lol

Noah shouting at the guy to wait when going in for the kiss is top tier 😂😂

I'm so uncomfortable watching this video I literally cannot stop cringing but I'm also laughing bc of their reactions 🤣

He took "she's my baby" to a new level level 😂

There's no way this relationship isn't sexual

"How old is your wife?" "Oh she's 5"

8:00 All of them yelling is gold😂

Don’t care if this is kink shaming this dude low key needs to be locked up. Ain’t no way u getting bricked to a toddler

Reactions are unmatched! Always have me laughing! Thank you 🤍

This isn't BDSM or a kink... this is a whole damn lifestyle

Next video needs to be: Rob and Noah live as toddlers and Rhino is their single dad!

When you think about it, it’s actually sad since she’s likely trying to live the childhood that she was robbed of and healing her inner child

You guys have some of the best takes, every time you drop a vid it makes my day better!

She prolly had parental issues as a kid and now she wants to feel that care that her parents never gave her constantly.

she took calling him daddy to another level

This shit had me so uncomfortable from beginning to end. I can't believe there are people out in the world that are like this. Such a strange kink to have 😂

I can only imagine what thanksgiving is like and family members bring it up😂

It’s actually so hard to watch these sometimes

The fact he’s 31 and she’s 20 (when she’s not 5) says enough about him 🥴 are we really shocked he’s into it? I’m not.

white people are different fr

Not even five year olds use pacifiers tho😂

Imagine she had a kid 😂

She is reliving her trauma every time she acts like a child. And to think of when they get intimate, you can't tell me they don't, she is reliving her trauma of what happened in her childhood. It's just sick.

Other people: "How old is your girlfriend?" Him: "Oh, she's five..." That's a whole new level to menace to society😂😂

Just imagine their ancestors resurrecting and they see this.

who's letting the "5 year old" vape lmao

What are the odds this drops during my lunch break!!!🥳🥳🥳

Sir I may be 15 but I identify as 21 now pass over the beer

I wish I had someone like RØB in my life. He’s not just a 2d character that I found online He’s like the coolest person I’ve ever seen.

Far weirder for the guy to be dating a girl who acts like a toddler than a girl who acts like a toddler

agePLAY and ageREGRESSION is two completely different things. ageplay is a sexual kink, ageregression is a non sexual lifestyle/ coping mechanism.

i think something very wrong happened in her childhood so she’s going back into a child like state to cope with some kind of trauma

She would be the perfect match for that adult who lives like a baby

Lol the sex must be another story 😂😂

Some things willingly done out here by people make me think sometimes how we as a species, deserve to go extinct😅😅

Let me save you guys sometime, 7:49 is the best part🤣🤣😭

Lmao, one of the rules for the "5 year old kid" was - actively search for a job until you get a job 😂😂

duuddeee imagine if he dumps her when he snaps out of it💀💀💀💀

8:01 sent me into a fit of laughter 😂😂😂

“Baby voice” taken to a whole knew level 😂

I love y’all tossing around logic trying to figure out these crazy people.

If she's really 5 then that's child abuse 😑

7:50 had me dead at their reaction 🤣

When they all scream NON SEXUAL I was on the floor laughing I couldn’t with these 2 imagine being their Neighbors 💀

This hurts to watch man💀

Smashing a toddler is crazy

Does this mean the bf is attracted to kids? Uuuummmm sir 😬😳

yall didnt notice the vape in her hands!! 😆😆 @8:40 thank you guys for uploading today, yall always make me laugh and feel better 😅🥺

Ryan’s reaction is gold

You guys make my sad days better for real

these people are crazy, there's no way that this isn't sexual

This is a sign we're running out of things to be into due to over expansion too soon. Edit:IYKYK

*Damn her parents gonna be questioning if they raised there child*

Real ones will remember the og TLC guy 😂

Wtf is this? the type of guy willing to put up with this is just as questionable as the woman 💀

I love rhinos honesty anytime all the time lmao

That would drive me insane to listen to her speak like that constantly. Like homegirl needs some serious therapy to work out whatever trauma happened in her childhood that she is clearly blocking out and or just hasn't dealt with. And by acting and pretending u are a 5 y/o when in reality u are 20, u are clearly *not in reality*. Yea man... to each their own, but this is creepy AF. Especially on his part.

Please don’t let this man have a kid

That poor cat 0:43 Their reaction lol 7:50-8:05

Shit like this makes my faith in humanity goes in a downwards spiral….

Shiii like this makes me wonder how I'm single 🤔

The boyfriend looks so stressed and uncomfortable talking about this.

y’all are crazy underrated, always keeping it 💯

I was dying when they were shouting when they kissed or on the couch all touchy 😂, I love this channel

Can we address the fact that it is already kinda weird that a 31 old is dating a 20 year old?

“Dirty ass house.” 😂😂😂 idk man that shit took me out

Her holding a vape 😂

"I bet she doesn't do this in front of her mom or friends" - "Let them love the way they want to love" When the fuck are we going to acknowledge the fact that she CLEARLY has daddy issues and childhood trauma, and this is a MENTAL ILLNESS. Not some fucking play they want to produce EVERY day. THIS IS NOT NORMAL AND WE'RE STUPID FOR EVEN PLAYING ALONG THIS LONG.

8:01 the way they got up and scream had me crying 🤣🤣

When they all got up when daddy kissed the "five year old!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was ROTFL that had me weak as heck!

5:50 the cat’s like “lemme just take this sh!t off” 😂😂😂😂

O.M.G. Rhinos reaction is priceless...Noah's like "wtf", Rob is like, "sexual/non-sexual/sexual........🤣🤣. This is your..........creepiest video.

The reason she like this is probably because her own dad left so she has to pretend that her boyfriend is her father

I’m wondering…When did the kink for her start? Like at what age did she decide; “Hey imma start being a toddler after college”! 😂

the cat face👁️👄👁️ the whole video that poor cat saw a lot u can tell he is traumatized

the way rhino screams 😂😂😂

My whole reaction to this video is in complete utter disgust 😳🥴🤢🤮🤦🏽‍♂️. I Fr don’t understand sone peoples “kinks” like this. This is just wrong. Wonder what strangers in public think when they see them lol. Shits just WEIRD

"When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me." 1 Corinthians 13:11

LLS y’all know Ppcocaine had a DDLG song that’s based on this video. This shouldn’t b a surprise for y’all 😅

yeah honestly this video makes the puppy girl look normal

This is a M3NTAL 1LL9ESS

I have a good relationship with my father, I’ve never been so grateful for that than I am right now 😂.

Everybody is missing the fact that she is holding a vape while acting like a toddler!!!!!!

You could tell Noah was so uncomfortable 😭😭

People do EVERYTHING under the sun BUT go to therapy. Also…. She’s 20 but says she’s 5 but acts like she’s 2… I’m?!?

He NEEDS to be on a registry.

So we just not gonna talk about when he was 18 she was 7!?!?!?!?!?

The wiredest shit I've ever watched

Bro I'm not trying to be rude but i was eating when i was a Watching this vid and i got disgusted ngl

The way the cat is like “when is it going to stop”

Yo I CANT. This weird shit makes me so uncomfortable.

Her inner child is suffering, this is really amazing, she needs to heal her inner child.

humans have life too easy to be doing this

Lmao rhino is hilarious 7:51

y'all should react to Lilly Singh but not her talk show her youtube videos. the reason her talk show wasn't funny was because she wasn't the one writing the jokes, I promise her youtube videos are way funnier (she writes her own jokes)

7:50 and 8:01 are so 🔥🔥🤣🤣

Even the cat is traumatized

Guy: Hey baby! Girl: And I took that personally

Bro these people have some mental trauma fr!

I've been watching y'all since you guys were freshmen in college and y'all are by far the most underrated RU-vid channel of all time! Hilarious as fuck!