My Girlfriend Thinks I’m A Furry 

Wild and free, the one that I see
My girlfriend has strange ideas about me
She thinks I’m tall, she thinks I could dunk
But most of all she thinks I’m a…
Furry
She thinks I’m a furry
It’s not her fault, please let me be clear
Using pet names was my idea
She sneaks in the question each time we chat, like
Hey, what’s for dinner, do you think you’re a cat?
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a furry
Lord above please have mercy
Just cause I’m scared of fireworks
Doesn’t mean that I like guys with fur
She’s crossed the line, she’s being pushy
I’ve told her again and again I like- WOMEN
I said I like women
Just because I don’t always shave doesnt mean I’m like the mum from Brave
It doesn’t make sense, where does it stop??
I’ve gone from Vincent Van Gogh to vivziepop
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a furry
Lord above please have mercy
She’s trying to make me wear a collar again
I swear I might never call her again