My Horoscope Picks My Nail Art ~~⚖️Libra Season⚖️~~

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@simplynailogical 4 года назад

All the dislikes are Aries

@joannaruiz4517 4 года назад

Simply Nailogical 🍵

@pippin8131 4 года назад

tea

@Princess-tv5qy 4 года назад

Girl you forgot a star 😭😭❤️❤️

@maqneepchela 4 года назад

Holy shit im 3rd

@Princess-tv5qy 4 года назад

But I love youuu all the way from Australia 💪🏻💕

@bashoon5472 4 года назад

Im surprise she didn’t call herself “Simply Astrological”

@letmebeyoureden 4 года назад

MISSED OPPORTUNITY OMG

@chllux 4 года назад

Im surprised she didn't say 'HOLOscope' :v

@richbtch546 3 года назад

Oh my gaw-

@dbzhannah 4 года назад

“Apparently I’m materialistic” *is sitting in front of a wall stocked with like 3,000 nail polishes*

@musicadictor 4 года назад

that's exactly what i was thinking!!

@klaudia088 4 года назад

lol 😂

@vieunice 4 года назад

I was thinking about the tea from Starbucks lol.... Not sure how much is in Canada, but I live in Texas and we only buy Starbucks in special occasions. 😅😂 Budget I guess 😅😭

@lynnevetter 4 года назад

😂 that was my exact thoughts! Materialistic for only certain things like nailpolish. 😂

@lynnevetter 4 года назад

And tea.. Lol!

@thepigeontheduck2458 4 года назад

"Im not balanced." She has two jobs One where she's a professional quiet person and one where she's silly and fun.... Seems balanced to me

@trahejudoka 4 года назад

Danna Martinez right tho? I was like.... u humble but u ain’t right

@neeha2754 4 года назад

Technically she has three, Holo Taco included

@snoshade 4 года назад

@@neeha2754 but 3 isn't even 2 is

@blvkex 4 года назад

FlurryTheCat it doesn’t have to necessarily be even to be balanced..

@dreamyrebel 4 года назад

@@blvkex Wise boy

@carolynjimenez6411 4 года назад

“Im not materialistic!!!” *hoards nail polish* *hoards tea* *hoards sweat pants*

@carolynjimenez6411 4 года назад

Ily tho Cristine 😂

@dees3179 4 года назад

And cat clocks.

@berthaortiz4914 3 года назад

And holo shoes

@MissMarie1377 3 года назад

I thought the same thing!! Also if I remember correctly, Libras are one of the least likely to believe in horoscopes

@carolynjimenez6411 3 года назад

@@MissMarie1377 she also has a Capricorn moon! Which is also super unlikely to believe in them! I saw their chart podcast 😂

@bajjj4056 4 года назад

_"I'm self-indulgent???"_ She asks, incredulous, as she sits in front of her full wall of nail polish.

@XxzJELLYCAzxX 4 года назад

And as Ben hands her Starbucks

@aphr0d 4 года назад

Nab AJ HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

@blueraven166 4 года назад

In her Roots jogging suit 😆😆

@colleen9182 4 года назад

Nab AJ lol

@brontewoodford1115 4 года назад

Self indulgent means they only care to talk and care about themselves

@motheraiya 4 года назад

Cristine: "Materialistic? Must be all that Gucci I buy" Me: *side eyes shelves upon shelves of nail polish*

@midnightjester4827 4 года назад

SAME

@sugxrplum7106 4 года назад

Lindsay Frost right???!! lol

@nathaliaabye4225 4 года назад

I was about to write that!

@helliotsatan 4 года назад

Me: *having a full-blown crisis after seeing this comment*

@EvilAngel18 4 года назад

bruh what website was she using after Wikipedia

@voidfest 4 года назад

“I’m not self indulgent” while sitting in front of the wall of polish while her blood is 96% tea. Same girl

@rhianna3493 4 года назад

Taylor Paige 🤣🤣🤣

@katarinarose3379 4 года назад

"i saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes i saw the sign. isn't it libra? balance of a zebra!

@harry.potter.miraculos5342 3 года назад

Did you know September is actually a saphire and October is a opal

@Stan-Loona 2 года назад

@@harry.potter.miraculos5342 yeah bc I am a libra born on September 30.

@sheshiechan 4 года назад

Cristine: I'm not materialistic Libra: *scans back to nail wall*

@heenaa_ 4 года назад

😂well am a libra too and i did the same thing like cristine i say that im not materialistic but still hate it when people borrow somethings i like from me 🤦‍♀️

@jenniferkramb7477 4 года назад

@@heenaa_ omg, me too😂😂 and i'm also libra😂

@nehas1956 4 года назад

Same here 😅

@bashashapiro3296 4 года назад

Ben: “I had a fortune cookie once” Only one fortune cookie in his whole life

@buzzkillroza499 4 года назад

I had none 😂

@vvtsvetanova2385 4 года назад

I never had a fortune cookie also 😀

@kermitisagod9909 4 года назад

For Christmas once I got a box of four hundred

@violabojaxhiu4020 4 года назад

Fortune cookies don't even exist in my country😢

@its_eva 4 года назад

I’ve never had one but that might be coz I’m British and we don’t really have them in Britain or at least not where I am from

@meagangreene7982 4 года назад

“I’m not materialistic!!” *thinks of all the tea she has back from her tea video*

@killjoy8637 4 года назад

Meagan Greene Or nail polish wall right behind her...

@HopeTarotDaily 4 года назад

Meagan Greene x

@paularobles5441 4 года назад

THE LITERAL NAIL POLISH WALL

@losingmymind611 4 года назад

not materialism, gluttony.

@ali3n739 4 года назад

Or her collection of holo slippers ...

@samanthamiel2595 4 года назад

Cristine: Time for some nail art. Bet the horoscope didn’t see that coming! Me: It said you should be a painter!?

@tammyjohnson9505 3 года назад

oohh I did not catch that lol. too funny

@lindsey8469 4 года назад

*sits back and waits for “Cristine being a Libra for 10 minutes straight” videos to be made*

@LesyaSachenko 4 года назад

oooh i want that!

@nyhabazizvlogs8638 4 года назад

I was the 1k like :)

@ineedawifi6971 4 года назад

Not to mention they're all mostly different nail polishes

@opalskycreations 4 года назад

finally libra videos. They are nonexistent.

@magickaldust1213 4 года назад

Why do I need this now

@ertzyl 4 года назад

"I'm not materialistic!" >As an entire wall of nail polish sits behind her

@naticonnata3990 4 года назад

ertzyl it’s part of her job

@Sarannah_ 4 года назад

Step sis well, she could have less. As far as I know she isn‘t using most of it? So it is kind of true, even if it‘s part of her job.

@ertzyl 4 года назад

Oh yeah, I wasn't ragging on her, it's just ironic :p

@veecci988 4 года назад

ertzyl you copied

@mistressanya36ff 4 года назад

@ertzyl Compulsive collecting is a symptom of O.C.D. So she is not materialistic, but she is driven to collect.

@verablack6854 4 года назад

"Self-Indulgent WHAT?!?!?" *reclines back near an entire wall of nail polish. Has a drink slave*

@timberwolf1029 4 года назад

Vera Black has a drink slave has me on the floor laughing 😂

@kovici7226 4 года назад

my humor is so screwed why am I laughing so hard at her going “wait so do these constellations actually... exist?”

@trinirosedominguez-tovar5141 4 года назад

Cristine: "I'm not materialistic" Also Cristine : owns hundreds of nail polishes

@therealpearl5826 4 года назад

Trini Dominguez *thousands

@jerkygirlx 4 года назад

Let's be real here..she has at lest...2 grand on those shelevs

@capric0rpse 4 года назад

Nail polish doesn't cost much though. Lol.

@bri5033 4 года назад

...Owning lots of items for a hobby isn't being materialistic.

@capric0rpse 4 года назад

@@bri5033 Exactly. If she were consumed with designer items and wealth, I'd say that is materialistic.

@sharonrooney7315 4 года назад

“Libra’s are big on self-indulgence” Cristine, you’re literally sitting in front of a WALL of nail polish...

@diordo4109 4 года назад

*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥 I will choose people who Iiked my last two songs, they will get 4 AirPods for free!

@Rosadeacx 4 года назад

@@diordo4109 no...

@arthymisty 4 года назад

*links to Cristine's video with her hoarded tea

@rijam6636 4 года назад

My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!

@trytolovethedark9077 4 года назад

@@rijam6636 ill sub

@doays112 4 года назад

*“What is a Libra? Like, is it an animal? It sounds like Zebra.”* -Cristine

@wemiky 4 года назад

delooney 112 THERES NO H 😭🤧

@sallat389 4 года назад

There is no H IN CRISTINE!

@ororod2132 4 года назад

11:30 um the best part 😂🎶

@Calka0 4 года назад

"Libra is the only inanimate object" Aquarius: *is literally a jug a water* ._.

@lyrathedemon91 4 года назад

k k 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕..𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕦𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡'𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕠'𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. (𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕠𝕥𝕪𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘)

@Calka0 4 года назад

@@lyrathedemon91 I can't see what you said I'm on a dumb android . _ .

@Calka0 4 года назад

@@lyrathedemon91 I can see it now I'm on my laptop and what you really should have sad was that I have exposed and betrayed my *own* people muhahahahaha you will never catch me alive!

@hattiekemp 4 года назад

Lyra the demon i’m an aquarius and i have done this-

@SoybeanInTheMilk 4 года назад

k k Nah Aquarius is just the water bringer not a freaking jug of water

@nicolascadavid207 4 года назад

The fact that she used the unicorn skin right in front of our eyes...

@lxvxlylili 4 года назад

Nicolás Cadavid gotta test those prototypes

@sarak9517 4 года назад

I was literally thinking bout that

@nailsonpointbynina 4 года назад

I was sooo hoping somebody noticed while rewatching after the launch of the unicorn collection 😅😍

@nailsonpointbynina 4 года назад

Addison Evans same cause it even was SO OBVIOUS cause she didn‘t link anything and just put this 👀 emoji in the description box sooo HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THAT??😂😂😂

@HelenaMak 4 года назад

I looked at it and was like "that looks suspiciously like her new unicorn skin collection"

@careesajay 4 года назад

Cristine: I'm not materialstic or self indulgent Me: *stares at the hundreds of nail polish behind her*

@jocelynsoria2590 4 года назад

Careesa Jay flashback to her fake holo rants

@ankavarsanyi7662 4 года назад

*thousands*

@Nikki-xh5rq 4 года назад

And her collection of tea and roots sweatpants

@Shannonstorm93 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@claviachu 4 года назад

*thousands

@marynademirska8655 4 года назад

Cristine: I'm not materialistic. Her peelie bag: Am I a joke to you?!

@recoil53 4 года назад

Eh, not like she really goes nuts going after money and possessions.

@emmgee7812 4 года назад

recoil53 her nail polish collection is right behind her 😂

@hamsterfan999 4 года назад

Emm Gee that literally has nothing to do with being materialistic

@lemonslemons8120 4 года назад

Im the peely bag, while Christine will be.........my life course :c sad and lonely

@ezodragon 4 года назад

she's a hardcore collector, that's kinda materialistic lol

@sonjatablet8058 4 года назад

-- Superglued you'r fingers together ? It'S NoT A pRoBLem aNYmoRe 😂⭐

@SoybeanInTheMilk 4 года назад

*your

@taylorrenee3518 3 года назад

@Annika Remory Paltao lol

@theroadrunner4064 3 года назад

I once did that and I was super worried so tried nail polish remover for whatever reason and it worked!

@basseq_ 3 месяца назад

Troom Troom dis you??

@torigarcia5243 4 года назад

Simply: uses a nail polish without saying where it’s from Me: “Is ThAt ThE nExT HOLO TACO nAiL pOLisH?!?!?”

@EclipseLleuad 4 года назад

It's listed in the description box. I got curious too

@aislinn6840 4 года назад

The unicorn skin and other hand are holo taco it has the 👀 emoji in the description box for them

@gabihawtin6769 4 года назад

She is making us question everything!!

@I.hate.plastique 4 года назад

And you can see on her side some of the bottles of nail polish are transparent with small labels on it like her test bottle (At least that's what is looks like to me) Maybe the unicorn skin?

@an1ah 4 года назад

I NOTICED THAT TOO, especially if it’s not in the description

@scftforwlw 4 года назад

Me to my teacher when I forgot to do my homework: “I thought about doing it but the stars weren’t aligned in my head and I just couldn’t get it done”

@Norahizetta 4 года назад

"I'm a libra which means balance...which isn't ver me." Maintains a full youtube and real life career, healthy relationship and is getting fit/staying in shape.... GIRL YOU A LIBRA

@diordo4109 4 года назад

*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥 I will choose people who Iiked my last two songs, they will get 4 AirPods for free!

@tututae4ka 4 года назад

I read this Nicol Concilio's voice, shet

@heshanigamage576 4 года назад

@Your Singer i watched your video, you are a REALY good singer😊😊

@bug-fish 4 года назад

@@diordo4109 stop commenting on everyone's posts

@revathimathu2305 4 года назад

@Your Singer you are a really good singer,keep working hard you will make it big one day

@Writing4MySoul 4 года назад

Now I need her to do BEYNNNN’s nails with Aries-related stuff.

@jacklyntree7752 3 года назад

I fully want this

@strawberrycow7087 3 года назад

IT IS ARIES SEASON

@cosettegirardot8700 4 года назад

"I'm not materialistic" Has horder's worthy collection of tea and nail polish.

@taylorervin1 4 года назад

Cosette Girardot I don’t think that’s materialistic means lmfaoo

@atme365 4 года назад

AND IT'S DAVID'S TEA NOT TIM HORTONS

@marielcolley5656 4 года назад

I just literally about to post the same thing.

@missbianka 4 года назад

"I'm big on self-indulgence???" As she sits in front of a wall covered in hundreds of nail polish.

@jordanrenae5131 4 года назад

Bianka THIS WAS MY THOUGHT

@bobsnumber1girl 4 года назад

YES! FRIKIN YES! This is what I was thinking lol.

@cassandraaguilar3592 4 года назад

Right 💀

@ginjagurl1330 4 года назад

Lol my thought was about the polish but also the $80 sweatpants from roots, lol... they look so comfy but that price point is definitely indulgent... in the best way of course, lll

@kahkashaasarfaraz4011 4 года назад

Her lucky alphabet is Chh but she is Cristine with no H . 😂

@minaskr7311 4 года назад

Thats what i thought !😂

@kodet006 4 года назад

Kahkashaa Sarfaraz so true

@phazz69 4 года назад

Kahkashaa Sarfaraz so she's just "C" lol

@lesssss8124 4 года назад

Just чill, guys. Чill.

@jessicayang3474 4 года назад

@00loudog 4 года назад

"The only thing i know about the zodiac signs are the zodiac killer" no one else thought that was funny?

@aly123four 4 года назад

Cristine: I know I'm a libra and I guess that means balance?? Also Cristine: literally has a career outside of youtube while managing to make videos for millions of people Weird I dont see the correlation either

@dogocatostudios8719 4 года назад

Lol.

@jesuusch 4 года назад

And owns her own company

@alexander_yoko 2 года назад

She knows herself better than some stereotypes, bro... 🤷🏼‍♂️ Edit : but she's still amazing tho.

@taakoo_k8232 4 года назад

Her: I’m not materialistic *Nail polishes left the chat*

@miso2340 4 года назад

lol ikr i like how she didn’t mention it and it was *right* behind her

@onderle666 4 года назад

And 50 same pairs of sweatpants.

@taakoo_k8232 4 года назад

Lmaoo

@aundreagaddis8618 4 года назад

Cristine: I'm not materialistic Also Cristine: *has an entire wall of nail polish*

@EmaTeaa 4 года назад

Can't forget her hoard of tea and glitter too

@antipatsy 4 года назад

@@EmaTeaa and her hoard of sweatpants and holo slippers!

@properconciete14 4 года назад

lmfaoooooo I would say it falls more under "self-indulgent"

@kirin1230 4 года назад

@Smileyrie James Sheesh, it's just a joke

@keiwan6090 4 года назад

@Smileyrie James periodt

@youdontknowmeisweariswear 4 года назад

Other people “I met my icon” Me “I have the same sign as simply nailogical”

@Bella-du4vb 4 года назад

Me too! Her birthday is even the day before mine!

@xxpizza__rollsxx4712 4 года назад

Me too tho her b-day is 3 days before mine :(

@hoomanork-dramaaddictudeci4171 3 года назад

Same my sign is also Libra ♎ (according to my birthday (30/9/2006(dd/mm/yyyy))) but my actual sign is Sagittarius ♐ (according to some pundits hindi version of father (church one) )

@hoomanork-dramaaddictudeci4171 3 года назад

@@nikkr4605 when's her birthday tho idk it 💀⚰️

@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo9439 3 года назад

@@Bella-du4vb same birthday

@miniminhyo 4 года назад

Jenna and Julien : * are literally the definition of their zodiac signs * Cristine and Ben : * are literally the opposite of their zodiac signs *

@Kuunaa 4 года назад

Jenna and Julien are awesome, and I agree! I never really noticed :O (bEEcH)

@quaffles07 4 года назад

Na Ben is sometimes a real Aries

@urmomorsomething3331 4 года назад

Sash I’m supposed to be a Capricorn.... key word supposed

@sadies3557 4 года назад

I’m a Scorpio and Scorpios are looked at as mean and selfish but I am not a Scorpio😂

@betsyalvarado3247 4 года назад

“Cristine with no h” and then your zodiac hits you with “C with two h”

@ARBUZIK.dudkin 3 года назад

I thought the same thing

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodnb9369 4 года назад

Cristine: Who wants to grow their channel comment down below! 8 yr old fortnight gamer boys: *aaaaaHHHHHH-*

@lesniboruvka8779 4 года назад

*Fortnite 😷

@aditibelgaonkar203 3 года назад

@@lesniboruvka8779 *Get the hell off of this channel*

@itsgracei 4 года назад

Cristine: "I think Ben is an Aries" Me intellectually: * montage of Julien going EH BEHE BEP BEP, jumping on counters and "had to do it to em" stance *

@ryat3856 4 года назад

EH BEHP BEHP HEEH EP

@ZachWilde 4 года назад

Two kinds of aries. Loud chaotic, and silent-but-deadly chaotic

@kristinrogosz9174 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@emerly820 4 года назад

itsgracei i can’ttttttt 😂

@InfectionFever 4 года назад

cristine: "i'm not materialistic" also cristine: *has ben bring in tea from starbucks for her*

@lucy-zy5wy 4 года назад

also cristine: has a wall of nail polish behind her

@diordo4109 4 года назад

someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽

@rheincunanan9581 4 года назад

And have an enormous amount of nail polish on a wall behind her

@rijam6636 4 года назад

My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!

@triony2114 4 года назад

brainmare as soon as you say “sounds” it an instant no

@calypsosdog3126 4 года назад

“Balance of the zebra” -Simplynailogical 2019

@bailee702 4 года назад

Calypsos Dog every time I think of zebras I think of the dude from her hockey video where the guy screamed the player was a freakin zebra 🤣

@Bigfatlanastan.24 4 года назад

As soon as she said Venus I knew what song was going to play

@johndododoe1411 4 года назад

There's a more recent hit song named Venus, and it's more space themed.

@trees____383 4 года назад

“It’s almost as if they know ad sense revenue is increased before-“ *gets ad*

@lambily2711 4 года назад

Lol same

@mikalakim6774 4 года назад

Same

@latifahjoseph6048 4 года назад

Lol yup same

@liviafernandes3481 4 года назад

Same, and I laughed way too hard

@meowin8456 4 года назад

Same lmao

@anichka101 4 года назад

"how can I be charming if I'm not even at the party??" My life in one sentence

@johnfrancisdoe1563 4 года назад

Ana Salazar She can be so charming on RU-vid everyone watches her videos instead of partying. But in general that entire sequence of quotes sounded like a stereotypical high functioning psychopath personality.

@audreylatt4193 4 года назад

I’ve never seen a single human being less Aries than Ben

@laceye3485 4 года назад

Audrey Latt my mom is an Aries too and it’s not fitting at all lol. With nasa adding the 13th sign, though, Ben (and my mom) are now a Pisces, which fits better

@shiyacrittenden8984 4 года назад

The new sign only effects people born after 2016 😂

@where.haveyoubeenloca 4 года назад

Audrey Latt If you wanna see a perfect example, go watch one of Julien Solomita’s videos 😂 Or watch a Jenna Marbles video when Julien is in it lol

@dumpster9048 4 года назад

What does it mean to be an Aries

@riddhimathapa6254 4 года назад

@@dumpster9048 spontaneous, headstrong, don't think about consequences until after the damage has been done. Fun, easygoing but can get mad easily. Gets mad easily but not for long. Don't normally holds grudges. These are the aries I've known from my experience anyways

@aynDRAWS 4 года назад

It's hilarious, Cristine acts more like an Aries and Ben more like a Libra in accordance to their elements

@MlpLoverAllTheWay 4 года назад

Cristine: Apparently I’m “materialistic” and “self-indulging”. Also Cristine: I must individually bubble wrap all 1,500 bottles of my nail polishes to move across the city.

@DieAlteistwiederda 4 года назад

That's not really materialistic or self-indulgent though.

@t.kravitz6056 4 года назад

She likes a few brands and she gets tons of them and values them a lot, and they're all things that are indulgent for her. (roots, tea, nail polish except that ones not brand specific...)

@Kiterpuss 4 года назад

Simply: "Apparently I'm materialistic, lol" Also Simply: Sits in front of wall of thousands of nail polishes that she compulsively collects.

@dianafonseca1650 4 года назад

EXACTLY. 😂

@Sandied 4 года назад

Thought that as well. xD

@ericacannon2973 4 года назад

Hey simply my birthday is October 15 and I'm a libra when it you birthday

@mistressanya36ff 4 года назад

She has O.C.D. So not materialistic. I have the same condition. Compulsive collecting is part of the disorder. My credit card glows red at times. ;-)

@samanthaweber2195 4 года назад

Kiterpuss don’t forget the peely bag

@ACWells13 4 года назад

Lucky letters: CHH C_ristine: 'I feel personally attacked'

@samanco5279 4 года назад

Underrated comment xD

@abbiekari2230 4 года назад

I just DIED

@gorillagripcoochiemama1619 4 года назад

Cristine: "I'm not materialistic" 2,000 nail polish bottles: Am I a joke to you?

@B3ACHBUNN1ES 3 года назад

2,000+

@alargebucket635 4 года назад

“The good new is that there’s going to be a lot of sexual chemistry” Cristine: 😳 Ben: 😉

@mickimi 4 года назад

Ben is not throwing away his shot after this one

@woodchild6876 4 года назад

A Largebucket is that Lin Manuel in your profile pic

@stellarose1259 4 года назад

𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮

@baddieb4658 4 года назад

@@mickimi I threw away my shot-

@alargebucket635 4 года назад

Yes come to me fellow hamilfans!!!

@susannazvara4915 4 года назад

“Apparently im materialistic” In front of her nail polish wall...

@TamaNegi-el9yd 4 года назад

Which she had professionally made 😂😅

@jasminerdem3438 4 года назад

I thought the same thing 😂

@haludae 4 года назад

Simply: “I’m not materialistic” Wall full of nail polish: “im a joke to you?”

@mars7609 4 года назад

I mean materialistic is usually money oriented objects. Nail polish isnt that expensive

@serenapierce7700 4 года назад

Honestly

@SpazzyPaz 4 года назад

I had the same thought!!! XD

@xylockhart 4 года назад

@@mars7609 but like she has more than 1k bottles....sooo

@mars7609 4 года назад

@@xylockhart that doesnt change the fact that most of it isnt materialistic. And she doesnt value things of great monetary value above everything else soo

@nandininagpal587 4 года назад

4:02 diamonds..... diamonds are HOLO!!! CRISTINE IT WAS MENT TO BE!!!! 5:00 OPALS ARE ALSO HOLO.... it was ment to be. There is just too much evidance. I am another faithful holosexual and guess what? Me am libra.

@Borderlines 4 года назад

Libra is the scales of the goddess Themis, goddess of justice and order. She judges you when your nails are unreasonable.

@maya_papaya8254 4 года назад

Simply : “I’m not Materialistic” Also Simply: Has an army of nail polishes 🤡

@juliareste 4 года назад

oml like the chinese general lmao

@rome7171 4 года назад

That's not materialistic. Learn what it means.

@aubreyl6496 4 года назад

Olive yeah, it is

@rome7171 4 года назад

@@aubreyl6496 Materialistic means someone is money orientated. Google it. And Cristine is not.

@aubreyl6496 4 года назад

Olive ma·te·ri·al·is·tic /məˌtirēəˈlistik/ adjective excessively concerned with *material possessions* ;money-oriented. She has a lot of material possessions, or in this case, nail polishes. Materialistic has multiple related meanings.

@kazbrekker 4 года назад

Christine: "I'm not materialistic" Her background:"Am I joke to you?"

@ola5748 4 года назад

@@quietspruce bot

@felinawell 4 года назад

im ur 99th like sorry random

@quietspruce 4 года назад

@@felinawell lol FELILILI! the great one! nice channel, i am now your subscriber

@quietspruce 4 года назад

@@ola5748 LOLO, I am now your subscriber, u have a great channel, please release new content soon 🐛

@phoenixeckard8884 4 года назад

@Lolo Ali you right

@aylaorge7591 3 года назад

"The balance of a ZERBRAAAA!!!!!" That had me dying

@Ducklordjosh 4 года назад

“Libra and Aries have a lot of sexual chemistry” Cristine: *doesn’t deny it*

@diordo4109 4 года назад

someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽

@tsengeltsengel9203 4 года назад

Shiromi Torayoshi 0p8plg . .

@tsengeltsengel9203 4 года назад

0 ъ06к9ккПорнокино .. .порнокино

@rijam6636 4 года назад

My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!

@revathimathu2305 4 года назад

Mr. Chipmunk I helped tou

@tarathomas341 4 года назад

“Let’s start nail arting. Bet my horoscope didn’t see THAT in my future.” Ya, neither did we. 😂💖

@centaur1209 4 года назад

Lol I agree

@kitarahjones4855 4 года назад

Lol

@VlynxLica 4 года назад

Cristine: "It's almost like they know about the adsense revenue increasing before the christmas seas- RU-vid : *plays an ad before Cristine could even finish her sentence*

@savannahcarter1749 4 года назад

Same 😂

@cupperzzz5007 4 года назад

She places the ads and the amount it’s just over the Christmas period you can earn more that’s why you’ll see more videos or people adding more ads in 🙃

@smolweeblet3057 4 года назад

wait you got one too lol

@juliareste 4 года назад

@@smolweeblet3057 the youtuber places the ads. she put it there for a reason! (the joke lol)

@KDMC0926 4 года назад

I didn't get any ads during the vid ?

@natalia5728 3 года назад

Ben had a fortune. And his fortune was “One Day You Will Be In A Relationship With A Beautiful Woman” Bens fortune came true. And her name was Cristine :)

@LaedeeTyme 4 года назад

"im not materialistic" she states in front of her wall of hundreds of nail polishes

@wendyberrios5957 4 года назад

LaedeeTyme And in a wardrobe of fancy Sweat Shirts and sweatpants. People have skewed meanings of what materialistic means. You can be materialistic without wanting Gucci or being a horrible vapid person. It just means that you appreciate quality in quality goods. That’s why Christine complains about milky white or black polish. She is materialistic, she wants something of good quality.

@MrsThekat24 4 года назад

The majority of those polishes were from PR and shes said before that a lot of those polishes aren't even usable any more. Wanting a good quality product isnt materialistic, it's not wanting to buy crap. I live a simple life but the things I do buy aren't cheap, but I know I wont have to replace then for years.

@mr.b7004 4 года назад

Lol, my thoughts

@alexmun7391 4 года назад

LaedeeTyme as Beyn fetches her tea

@wendyberrios5957 4 года назад

@@MrsThekat24 But that is materialistic. You appreciate the material in in goods. Everyone is materialistic to a certain extent. Its only bad when its in excess.

@emi.gov_ 4 года назад

Cristine: *doesn’t show label on the nail polish bottle* Fans: suspicious 🤔🤔

@user-it5wu5iv1w 4 года назад

Actually if you look carefully you can see the holo taco logo!!!

@desertrose93 4 года назад

I think she's developing a Holo Taco peel off base coat... 5:34

@charlottestevens9352 4 года назад

@@desertrose93 she already has said that is the current project

@desertrose93 4 года назад

Charlotte Harlow oh I didn’t remember that! 🙂

@zozzley7455 4 года назад

Multi fandom Quwueen hotel: trivago

@charlottem6695 4 года назад

Cristine: I'm not balanced... As she literally balances two careers!

@chocolatebar9395 3 года назад

I love her usual style of not-nail-art videos but I genuinely want a nail art compilation for all the 12 zodiac signs

@lady-octopus731 4 года назад

Cristine: It's like they know there's an increase in ads --" *Ad appears on the screen*

@viviankassarjian3079 4 года назад

Sameeeeee

@Starlightrenee72 4 года назад

Facts

@amyskillicorn6992 4 года назад

Libra is the Latin word for weight, and is actually the reason “pound” is abbreviated LB!

@Smurphy100 4 года назад

Cool fact! Thanks!

@ameeleeyur 4 года назад

mine in polish is called waga (weight) and i just found out why its called that because of you lol thanks! i never knew this xD

@camilacornejo8210 4 года назад

Amy Skillicorn OOO the more you know

@nicniica 4 года назад

well we learn soemthing new everyday

@cjsjane 4 года назад

On today's Daily Dose of Internet:

@Craze961 4 года назад

Christine: 'Libras are self-indulg- WHAT?! SELF-INDULGENT???' Me: *Immediately looks to her nail polish wall*

@HYPERxSONICxFANx2012 4 года назад

I'm self indulgent too. I have over a hundred plush toys

@bwbeauty8880 4 года назад

Who else finds her putting glossy taco on more satisfying than the peeling XD

@blueraspberryghost 4 года назад

Poor Ben, he looks like the most confused dad that's just coming to terms that he's getting too old to understand his child's memes

@rosegoldrose6249 4 года назад

Ben: "i don't know, i ate a fortune cookie once. Is that the same thing?" Me: *almost chokes on coffee*

@sunaina6027 4 года назад

eXcuSe mE iN thIs hOusEhOlD wE oNlY dRinK tEa

@tylerpistachio6927 4 года назад

I mean it pretty much is lol

@aestheticallyluna3714 4 года назад

200th liker

@rosegoldrose6249 4 года назад

@@sunaina6027 oh you are totally right! I am sorry

@reinavenicius5618 4 года назад

Petty Witch- Bitch it ain’t tea

@noa.the.sunflower6533 4 года назад

Cristine: . . . because apperantly I'm materialistic. Me: *looks at the thousands of Nail polish bottles*

@stellaalexiou 4 года назад

Thats what i thought too 😂

@robinnewman7727 4 года назад

Glad I wasn’t the only one. Haha

@tahseenzaynabyusuf6075 4 года назад

14:01 Cristine: When’s your birthday? March 30th? Me who’s birthday is then: *excited looks* Ben: March 31st Me: *disappointed looks*

@unicatsus7309 4 года назад

“You’re a bad Aries” *Ben has left the session*

@nocomment7390 4 года назад

Cristine: "I'm not materialistic" Also Cristine: has hundreds of nail polish

@mistressanya36ff 4 года назад

It is called O.C.D!

@maya-069 4 года назад

Mistress Anya [The Bitch] it’s called a JOKE

@juliii_g 4 года назад

Christine to Ben: you're dangerous! Ben: *looking like a kicked confused puppy* 😂

@raexjl3008 4 года назад

Cristine with no h

@vinalycent 4 года назад

Cristine with no h

@vinalycent 4 года назад

@Megan Manthei I know. I was crying and couldnt see sorrryyyy

@UrMom-ht3bm 4 года назад

why is the puppy being kicked though 🥺? is it being abused by some person 💔

@UrMom-ht3bm 4 года назад

@Megan Manthei wht

@sarahmella2940 4 года назад

when you said "you know what's in your horiscope?" my laptop gave me a battery warning HAHAHAH

@biancastroe5084 4 года назад

"let's seal in my future with some glossy taco" Christine 2019

@lbn9209 4 года назад

With no h

@partyred2423 4 года назад

Real witchcraft

@tbaao 4 года назад

Bianca Andrea 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 NO H AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I HATE IT. ITS BURNING MY EYESSSSSS CRISTINE WITH AN H? I’m exaggerating if you couldn’t tell.

@MadHatta555 4 года назад

“Im not materialistic” Says the lady with 1000 nail polish bottles behind her 😂😂😂 I love you Cristine

@evangelinedavy 4 года назад

Rebeckah Iding and her peely bag, she has Starbucks every day,she only wears roots clothing and she has piles of holo stuff😂

@yankeeaholic 4 года назад

That’s not materialistic. Materialistic is valuing things over everything. You can still have things.

@iwinrar5207 4 года назад

@@yankeeaholic dude she would push Ben into a volcano to save her polish and holo stuff.

@deborahdonut9522 4 года назад

I know😂😂😁😁

@yankeeaholic 4 года назад

@iWin Rar I hope you’re joking

@julissacuevas9191 4 года назад

Cristine: “I’m not materialistic” *literally has a nail polish wall*

@orphicqueen 4 года назад

It’s not materialistic if she’s doing it for work. Having a collection, impressive or not, isn’t materialistic.

@kale9133 4 года назад

@@orphicqueen she doesn't do her nails for work tho, it's for fun. Either way I don't think she's very materialistic

@ansleymac7855 4 года назад

Materialistic is like only buying name brand and unnecessary things. Her job is based on nails

@luguidubiela1654 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA LOL YES

@luguidubiela1654 4 года назад

@@ansleymac7855 No, she works for the Canadian Government with Criminal Statistics Analysis or something like that. Nail art is just a hobby, it's just for fun.

@kaisamikalsen3789 4 года назад

"BALANCE OF A ZEBRA!" 🦓😂

@Chantellez 4 года назад

After seeing Juliens Aries tornado I almost don’t believe Ben is an Aries

@ashleynavarrete1444 4 года назад

Chantelle Dixon same 😂😂

@amogus5700 4 года назад

OMG ME EITHER

@smashtonrose2022 4 года назад

SAME!!!

@sabrinagarcia4238 4 года назад

He must be a Virgo moon

@kimishere2slay 4 года назад

It's almost like zodiac signs have nothing to do with your personality 🤔🤔🤔

@honeyedboba 4 года назад

is nobody talking about the fact she's doing NAIL ART?

@gabrielletrent631 4 года назад

The “balance” part is you balancing RU-vid and your actual job so well

@mynameisntlucy2608 4 года назад

IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS CRISTINE!!!!!

@laurendrake215 4 года назад

I feel like she missed a great opportunity to branch out as Simply Astrological

@charliedolden6343 4 года назад

Cristine: says she’s not materialistic Also cristine: likes nail polish so has a GIANT WALL OF IT * this is not a genuine criticism it is a joke*

@heartslove1942 4 года назад

Charlie El she used to use it for her channel. Then she lost interest in making nail videos. At least she doesn’t toss them-she keeps them forever. I think someone can have one vice-this is pretty harmless

@saskiadenboer3239 4 года назад

@@heartslove1942 it's not that serious, we're just laughing with her (about horoscopes)

@saskiadenboer3239 4 года назад

@Smileyrie James it's a joke :p

@LadyEllesmere 4 года назад

Lmfao

@hopesparrow1052 4 года назад

“Aries gone wild” literally killed me, I laughed so hard 😂

@linaravenclawstudent254 3 года назад

Ben Aries fire Cristine Libra air Me: FIRE NEEDS AIR

@fungoneviral 4 года назад

Missed a great opportunity to say the zodiac killer was following his “horror scope”

@MrRussiaPink 4 года назад

cristine: literally owns gel nail polish cristine: superglues on gems

@bellab4829 4 года назад

literally what i thought XD

@MarisaRose1 4 года назад

The guy that does my nails uses a thick gel stuff that works so good, those suckers don't come off for weeks, it's crazy.

@ferratovic 4 года назад

"Isn't it Libra balance of a zebra" -Cristine Rotenberg/ Simply Nailogical/ 2019

@hayleymariemills 4 года назад

Lucky alphabet "Chh" for someone who has introduced herself Cristene without the H!! Am I them only one who think thats ironic? 💅😛 I think spins = shins. That website reminds me of Chinese translations on packaging of Wish stuff.

@estuaryaerosmith 4 года назад

spins could also be spines; shins or spines are both equally as weird to have as lucky body parts though 🤣

@christinepruitt5265 3 года назад

Do you know what website that was?? I want to look up mine 😂

@chepbcreate 4 года назад

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME EDITING THIS VIDEO AND FORGOT TO CALL IT A HOLOSCOPE?!

@syka2235 4 года назад

“Do these constellations... exist??” CRISTINE 😭

@LesyaSachenko 4 года назад

riiiight haha

@sayesadr814 4 года назад

right when said "ads before christmas season" I got an ad 😂

@simplynailogical 4 года назад

Thanking my star sign 🙏

@kristynaripley593 4 года назад

I was just about to comment that this happened to me! 😂

@zoeasmr6821 4 года назад

Oh my god this happened to me too

@goddos 4 года назад

same HAHHA

@juliareste 4 года назад

she places the ads right? also congrats for her responding! edit: i just remembered that this happens on glam and gores channel whenever she says something like "demonetized." im pretty sure the creator puts the ad breaks where they want them.