My Husband Kissed My Sister-In-Law 

Oh thank god, I thought it was his sister, but it was her brother's wife.

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Cleaning staff clearly stole that person's stuff

《TASER STORY》 _What the hell kind of cheap-ass trash taser does OP keep in her purse?!_ Look, I know what I'm talking about here, and even a cheap under $10 taser should NEVER misfire so easily, _and it damn well shouldn't stay on without someone holding the trigger down!_ There IS advice to give OP here, and it is of VITAL importance: _get rid of that taser and buy another IMMEDIATELY!_ In fact, if you have the time/money/energy, I would highly suggest contacting the manufacturer and try to get a refund and/or some sort of compensation _(maybe even find a lawyer and see about taking them to court)._ *Because that shit is malfunctioning and dangerous as HELL.* If OP had a pacemaker, there's a non-zero chance it could've literally *_killed her._* This is neither a joke, nor an exaggeration.

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Facts: If you're going to get all classist about RPGs, you should really drop some of the really obscure ones into the conversation: Emperor of the Petal Throne, Fading Suns, Castle Falkenstein, Torg, Villains and Vigilantes, possibly Bunnies & Burrows or Paranoia. I'm a fan of old WOD and GURPS too, but D&D vs WOD is like Star Trek vs Star Wars.

Honestly, I'm just glad there are no kids between them. Which means it's not as terrible that they're breaking up.

Every time we went to Orlando with the kids we had things stolen from our room by the cleaning staff. I would put “do not disturb” out on the doorknob outside the door and refuse entry to the room for the whole time we were there, and go ask for towels etc instead as we needed them. They STILL entered the room and stole from us. Do yourself a favor and simply do not take anything of value to you if you go. My son left his cell phone buried underneath his clothes in his drawer because he knew he was going on a water ride that would get him wet. That would ruin the cellphone. The do not disturb sign was out on the knob like usual and they still entered and dug through the drawers and stole his cellphone. I saw him put it in there and cover it up. It was gone after we returned from the parks that day. The hotel offered us no recourse for anything taken, and we stayed on site in their resort hotels. The hotel stay and extra amenities we paid for as well as the fast passes for our family plus two extra kids was thousands of dollars. We bought every extra activity we could to treat our children. The hotel didn’t care how much we spent or for how long the stay was. They never gave us anything for the theft of our items. Just lame excuses about how no one could prove anything so we weren’t owed money. So just expect that when you go, it’s part of it.

Story 1: OP's ex did the right thing to separate because he knows he fricked up! Once a cheater, always a cheater! Story 2: Love it the ending of the note! He won't be able to B and M without revealing the essays! Story 3: Glad for OP to improvise! The brother and his wife are such AH! Especially for the brother being such a whiny weiner! Story 4: Miscommunication can happen a lot! That's on the security guard! Story 5: ABSOLUTELY, if there's evidence! Force the issue on them with police and lawyers! It's direct theft! Everything is messed up by the staff and loads of miscommunication! Story 6: First off, why did the taser go off while covered? Secondly, ALWAYS be vigilant when you have a taser! OP needs to get a new taser and contact manufacturer for a replacement/refund!

This bru always gives such good advice to people! The fingernails look fabulous too

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Jezw its just a box mabye he shounld go to therpy

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Also well done on hurting urself with ur own weapon. On a similar note. Do t put tweezers in ur pocket. Cuz if ursomeon like me who shoves their hands into ur pockets ur gonna have fun pulling tweezers out ur hand

The last story reminds me of the old adage: Don't mix up the KY with the Begay in the dark.

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Hey man, not a fan of the DND slander. I get there's other ttrpgs but there's nothing wrong with the classics

Story 5 you should have called the police, its theft, burglary.

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the first story, they shoukd just do a couple swap so the wife feels equal

Wait so in the first story he kissed his sister and then she made him block his sister if I’m getting it right?

The anti-natalism espoused on this channel is disgusting