My Miranda Quotes 

I put “even the notion!” in my GCSE English paper today 😂😂

But what about "Jasper, Jasper! Put that down. Oh I'm so sorry i think he thinks your toddler is a pheasant!"

"3 SECONDS ALREADY ANNOYED" 😂😂😂😂

"THEY WEREN'T MY CURTAINS!"

Where is “I bloody love crisps”

SUCH FUN! I pray every night Ms. Hart will give us another season of “Miranda”. Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie! I miss it. Thank god for reruns!

Brilliant - but how can this video possibly exist without "Oh, good lord, that's moist!"?

90% of what I say is Miranda quotes 😂😂😂

the minute I hear yorkshire the accent just comes flooding back😂😂

I use 'rude' far too much

My absolute favourite, “hoovering missed a bit, take your shoes off dear and febreeze”😭I say it on a weekly basis

'Listen to my genuine laughter.'😂 Unfortunately, I feel that way... way too much.

DOOOOBERIEES

🤣 I have random moments where "what have you done today to make yourself feel proud" pop in my head every once in a while and the temptation just shout random words, MOIST, PlYNTH, PLUNGE, THRUST... sachettt

1:45 I will never forget! Also now it is 2020 and I have watched all of Miranda seasons 23 times! (I counted)

📢 "Youre weird"...🔊 🤭

“It’s a bit camp, but we’ll go with it” 😂

Miranda: (Awkwardly) And we all laugh... so... very much.

Freddie: I want to break Free! Miranda: That’s not funny, Freddie!!

lets craic on with the show and THEY WERE JUST PANNING

""plunge"" "" thrust"" "" crack""

“Oh let me keep checking” 😂😂

Rewatched Miranda this year, and being indoors, doobries has become ingrained in my vocabulary.

I love this series. I have never laughed so much. I wish they could have done more series. It was Such Fun! 😂😂

"All I think about now is Death, Mine and the eventual Joy of yours" to her mother.

My quotes are: "I bloody love crisps" "I think we need some MORE SAUCE" with Clive's response of "I think you need some menus" "It's Tuesday innit" "Listen to my genuine laughter"

"There's something awkward about the word awkward" 😂😂😂

... And we all laugh... So very much.

They weren't my curtains. 😂

1:56 I really love that patricia does it so well

'Idn't that just right though, idn't it!' God bless Miranda. 😁

Erm ‘Hungalos McMungalos’ anyone?

Yes please thank you very much please thank you so to you

"I mean, I'm not being rude, but..."

I’m Amanda Barnes from the general York-shire area.

Wig hair! I farted and blew out a candle. 🤣

God , I use these all the time!! And the; *OH GOOD LORD THATS MOIST!*

oh my god there's a woman on fire!

I came across this randomly and im already searching for it because i love it. British t.v for the win 🏆🙌

This is, what I call funny

You're a woman after my own heart, apparently. I communicate in Mirandaisms a fair amount lol.

I can find euphimisms in everything too

“Tuesday innit”

They weren’t my curtains

I relate to this on a whole another level

Love her!

Sue Perb!?!!! 😂

''DOOBRIES!'' *runs off* 😂

Who here now mouths word like ‘downstairs department’

To me, you missed a lot of what I call phrases

Does anyone remember bucketfull of soz ? Maybe it was bucketload idk

"well at least I never married anyone for a green card so have potato for hair" while rubbing mash on Gary's head

why am I only just discovering this

The fact is one after another fit together perfectly 😭😅

Thank you to RU-vid. I came to find little kettle. And here it is!

one of mine is “sounds positive!”

Savoury muffins?

''poker face,by lady ga'ga!HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAA!''

I know I am 4 years too late to this but how is "Its like deal or no deal but with people" not on there. The funniest episode and quote ever.

It was a duck quacking! 🤣🤣🤣

me and my sister are huge fans of the show (except i binge it a lot lot more than her so at this point give me a scene and i'll remake it xD) and whenever we argue - we argue just exactly like penny and miranda in the episode they go to a therapist and then right after we realise what we're doing and then we sing "me and my girl!" just how they both do it to avoid awkwardness xD

I love to say such fun to my parents of they try get out of things and I tell you it works 🤣

I like to confuse people like the whole dog or chair thing lol, also I do go Firstly, B, Third, etc.

*SUCH FUN SUCH FUN SUCH FUN!!*

thank you to you please thank you and kind regards

SUCH FUN!

What's the "that's abit camp" one I cant remember and I neeeeeed it in my life

Such fun!

*YOOOOUUUU WEEEEED IN A BAAAAAALLLL POOOOOOL????*

I wish I could use these on people. but that'd be weird in germany. 😁 well..such fun! would work I guess. but what about my favorites: thrust and plunge? moist? plinth?

*"I'm all cringed out! It's like I've eaten cotton wool!"*

Miranda’s actually my dad

"mMmóÓisssT" 😂❤

This is USA calling... Tonight the second episode of Call Me Kat aired (a Yank attempt at Miranda). Not bad but... I have yet to hear any lines as memorable as these...

Such fun

Bizarrely, the one that we quote most wasn't there was it? ''Such fun''.

Just got into this show

It’s a bit camp but we’ll go with that

Not my word, science’s

Where’s “I bloody love crisps!!?” But great video.

What about "Alright Bossy" 😂😂

Yes! Me too!

Profit and LOOOOOOOSS

Couple hours ego she has been in kruidvat.

3 seconds all ready annoyed

my favourites are *cheeky* and *naughty*

Me encanta

What about “no that’s would look wrong in public 😂”

They froze

Bear with

1:32😂

'Cheeky'

Thrust!!!

1:51 😭😭

I can understand using almost all of these quotes, but when and how did you use "you wee'd in a ball pool?!" Can you explain please thank you very much please so to you?

Quoting Miranda, are we?

Cheeky 🤭

No "Bare With..." ? Blasphemy!!

I beg your pardon, That is very rude to your Majesty! Lol :D

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