My Morning Routine (Skitzo) 

Poor Hanate.. I'm sorry for your losses RIP Hanates three fathers..

"So the first thing i do in the morning is wake up" regina logic

When Hanate's voice turned southern, I literally died

regina's was the best inception story ever

when stay home cook rice actually becomes relevant

Does anyone else legitimately forget sometimes that these characters are all played by Ryan

sometimes i forget they’re all the same person

This innocent lady... WAS MY DAD!

"And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... WAS MY DAD"

Wouldn't regina's morning keep repeating then

Legend has it that....... Hanate is still killing his fathers.

I wish I had Regina's makeup collection

ice tray hole coke rise

The moment I realise that my morning routine is the same as R-Dizzle's.

i was about to sub to Ryan until i realized... the Man i almost subbed to... *WAS MY DAD!*

"brush my little bush downstairs" lmao ryan

wakeupcookrice

Hanate for President of Canada 2016

“Regina” is a actually Ryan....I need to remember that

Tears were streaming down my cheeks... and that's when I realised that my tears were actually my father

Hanate the killer.

I love how Regina turns the shower on and then doesn't take a shower.

R-dizzle: *threatening Ryan with a gun Ryan: *cowering in fear Hanate: i'm here to

Regina and Miranda Sings should do a video together xD

I love how everybody protects Hanate

If you look closely, you can see that they're the same person.

"I'm not troll I human." 😂😂

Regina's routine was half the video.

#stayhomecookrice

My mourning routine not joke, not joke at all. Mah routine routine goes a little something like this every morning i wake up, afraid, fraid for my life. Gun fire, Screams, before I know it I hear bangen on my door. Someone tryin to break in. That's when I grab the gun that I keep under my pillow and count down 4, 3, 2... 1 I fire the moment that door opens before I can even get a good look at who it is but as I'm bout to leave, I realize that I know this man, He's my father. Tears start comin down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC (tender, loving, caring) and I just run, get in my car and head straight to my psychologist in 10 years cuz I don't know who else to talk to. I tell him the whole story and he tells me "Hanate, you shouldn't be sad cuz yo daddy didn't die" I say "What?" and that's when he tells me "Hanate, I am your dad" and I don't know what to do, I-I don't know if I should be happy, or betrayed and I just close my eyes and blackout. When I opened them, I find my psychologist, my father dead. I shot him, I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car and start driving again. Tears are comin down my face like a K-pop star in that move "Ninja Assassin", like rain, and it blurs my vision, right as an old lady crossing the street. I slam my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. An innocent old lady. I get out and run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am when she stops me she tells me "come closer," and she whispers "I forgive you...son," and that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... was my dad. Tears started coming down my face like Bruce Lee favorite drink, Pepsi. Yes I am still watching this video in 2018, cause of Hanate. Lmao forgot i wrote this, fark it was 2 years ago 💀

“And back to the basics, then I jump right back on that CoC and repeat” - R Dizzle

R-Dizzle.. we have similar daily routine.. Except for the Candy Crush part..

I saw the rice joke coming a mile away, and yet I still laughed, hehe. Great video!!!

That feeling you get when nigahiga uploads...

“brush my little Bush downstairs” No one gonna mention that? Just me? ....ok

You should have just let him go first... then maybe Tham and Steve would still be alive... And that other dude with the ice.

"What do I look like a mathamagician" had me on the floor crying laughing!

I thought Regina was going to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge at 3.20 -.- phew

Let’s be honest..Ryan was our childhood crush. 😭 he’s just so creative and cool it’s hard not to fall for such a person

A wise man once said, "I wake up cook rice!"

As a Canadian i can confirm Hanate has a Canadian accent.

I wanna say this is one of your best videos ever but then I remember that all your videos are the best videos ever and I kinda...

Hanate’s backstory makes you realize his tragedy. His death really makes you sad too though. Traumatized, ignored, and then deluded. 😤😪

"I wake up cook rice!" Lol I love Hanate

this was hilarious, Ryan i literally love you !!

When he said "Oh i wake up cook rice" at the end i lost it😂😂😂😂😂 Plus 2019 anyone?

I loved Regina's morning routine

"Oh I wake up cook rice" How did I not see that one coming? 😂 😂 😂

OH! I WAKE UP! ....cook rice

"tears are coming down my face like kpop star in that movie Ninja Assassin, like rain" oH mY gOd RYAN

I stay home cook rice.. I stay home cook rice... (Please turn that phrase Hante says into a rap song...)

You should make a “I stay home cook rice.” Shirt

I haven't cried that long since I found out I was going to the Lakers

Yes! Haha, I love these!

Ryan will always be #1 no matter what year it is

Am I the only one that thinks Ryan deserves WAY more subscribers than pewdiepie??

There is a fan fiction online about regina and r dizzle hooking up, I think ryan should make a video about it

If you look really closely, you can see that all the characters are actually Ryan.

I miss this kind of comedy 😂

The long-awaited return of Skitzo!!!!!!!

"My routine goes a little something like this: Every morning i wake up, afraid. Afraid from my life. Gunfire, screams. Before i know it i hear banging on my door, someone trying break in. That's when i grab the gun that i keep under my pillow. And count down. 4. 3. 2. 1. I fired the moment that door opened before i could even get a good look at who it is. But as i'm about to leave, I realized, that I know this man. He's my father. Tears, coming down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC. And i just run. Get in my car and head straight for my psychologist. In ten years, because i don't know who else to talk to. I told him the whole story, and he tells me, 'Hanate, you shouldn't be sad. Cause your daddy didn't die.' I say, 'What?' that's when he tells me, 'Hanate, I am your dad.' And i don't know what to do, i don't know if i should feel happy, or betrayed and i just close my eyes and blackout. And when i opened them, I found my psychologist, my dad, dead. I shot him. I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car, and start driving again. Tears are coming down my face like a K-pop star movie ninja assassin. Like rain. And it blurs my vision. Right as an old woman crosses the street. I slap my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. I hit an old lady. I get out, run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am. When she stops me, she tells me, 'Come close to me.' and she whispers, 'I forgive you, son. And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady i killed, was my dad. . Tears start coming down like BRUCE DA LEES A FAFORET DRENK!"

Old lady: “I forgive you... son” Me: that’s his mother Hanate: “that lady I just ran over was my DAD..” Me: HAHAHAHA!!!

WE NEED A HOW TO BE A GANGSTER PART 2 WITH JUST YOU AND SEAN. WE NEED IT. NEEEEEEEEEEED IT.

i'm guessing about 5 people understood the "tlc - waterfall" joke..

"Tears start coming down my face like waterfall being chased by the TLC" "Tears start coming down my face like a kpop star from that movie ninja assassins, like rain" "Tears start coming down my face like Bruce Lee's favorite drink,like Pepsi " "This innocent old lady...WAS MY DAD!" - Hanate 2015

who's here from 2019 missing the old nigahiga videos 😂😂

my morning routine: wake up and spend 20 min trying to get out of bed

Oh, the nostalgia...

r dizzles routine is the same as mine

I recently just found this channel and Let me tell you I haven't laughed this hard in months

"brush my little bush downstairs" HAHAHAHA omg

"I'm still here to" me when my teacher says pick a partner I HAVE NO FRIENDS

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Is it wrong that I actually got emotional at Hanate’s mourning routine 😂🤧

DO A VIDEO WHERE EVERYBODY IN SKITZO GOES TO SCHOOL!!!!!

Hanate is always a troll. xD

just realized that if you say “Ice tray hole coke rise” it kinda sounds like “I stay home cook rice” Kinda sad

Regina: ...... popular technique in other countries... outside of Nevada😂😂😂 3:17 I thought i was dumb

Now you know why Hanate is my favorite 😂😂

Idk why but they all look alike.

I swear if its just one guy in this room doing it all by itself, massive credit it must have took forever. He made it so funny with no huge editing and is GETTING MY SUBSCRIPTION

"I brush my little bush downstairs" did anybody else notice that lol

"so I yell at him and he just ignores me the whole time" "so I cried for 5-10 mins. and realized "wait I don't have a boyfriend~" this is just.... me and my posters

If you look closely you can see... Cooked rice

6:23 when hanate having a gun actually makes sense now.

"I stay home cook rice." "I wake up cook rice." "Ice tray hole Coke rise."

Am I the only one shipping R-Dizzle and Regina... The way he always smiles to her... We need a spin off I say

So when does Regina's paradox end if it just keeps repeating? lol

"Im still here"-hanate im dying

5:33 I'm sorry. He jumps right back on that WHAT!

These are my favourite videos *ever* Ryan you've made my week by making another one of these

Look at Hanate, sitting there like he's innocent or something

This is still hilarious 7 years of watching this multiple times God I miss Ryan

so we're just gonna ignore the fact that R-dizzle said 'then i jump right back on that CoC.'?

My cat is a Russia blue

It took me way to long to get the "bush downstairs" joke, considering my massively dirty mind xD

The good ol' days

Mai Moreneng Ruleteen... Speechless 😂

Who's coming back after watching the last skitzo episode? ☺️

Anyone also coming here after watching 'The last skitzo'?