@@Thr33.Sid3zJesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.For it is written, As I live, says the Lord, every knee shall bow to Me, and every tongue shall confess to God [acknowledge Him to His honor and to His praise].
I'm a compulsive gambler 11 days clean. This video made me not want to gamble again. The highs, lows, despair, losses....Thank you. This REALLY shows a typical night. First, you're up...having THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!🎉 BUT then comes the looooows, losses....you can't have one without the other. To lose 9k is wild!!!! Edit: 4/26/24 - 30 Days bet free yall!!!🙌🏾
One thing I love about this channel is that you guys don't really edit out the losses no matter how devastating they are. Anyone who has actually gambled before knows it's usually a huge dry spell before walking out of the casino with any kind of money. The fact that Matt brings his son and friends a long for back and forth banter makes every trip worth every penny anyway. This is all no good if you're not enjoying your time and having fun in the process.
Love how in the beginning "it was so easy" and "we figured this out, don't tell anyone about how we figured out how to exploit the casino" and then by the end when they were stuck 14k+ they didn't believe in it at all anymore and were just stuck in full blown tilt chase mode. Been there before so I know what it's like, just funny is all
Machines do not "learn". It even says in the rules that the bonus indicator is just a graphic and bonuses are completely random. As these guys have shown.
@@ronricker5316 Not really. They need to rig these machines somehow so they won't go out of business. The whole casino is rigged to get you confused lost and drunk to spend more.😅
It is just simple math. When it pays out 4K, it will eat more then 10K before it will do it again. There is no slot machine that loses money in a casino! That's why I won't keep playing on a machine that just did make me a profit! Take the profit and go to another game.
Love the true gambler banter. When he was winning, his son was a genius for figuring out the system. When he was losing, his son was an idiot. Then winning again, back to praising his son until he started losing again. That was more fun that actually watching the slot. LOL.
Trust me, these people only make money on you tube clicks. Playing slot machines and winning is totally random and unpredictable. If you're depending on making a living playing slot machines, you will wind up bankrupt in no time. Just play them for entertainment. Don't be fooled.
That's how all the casinos take your $$$, gives you a decent jackpot but in return it takes it all back from you , the green bar doesn't move from the "S"😬
That's crazy did you guys notice that the green bar started going back a little bit instead of going forward not wanting to get on the S that machine started cheating
I could hear the engineers at Aristocrat who made this machine. "So, how many idiots are going to think they can just build up the bonus on 75 cent denom"🤣Love you guys!!!!!
You do know win every time means “every” time right? Minus about 20 seconds you lose every time throughout the video. I think Vegas would love your sons slot crack
That machine played EJ like a fiddle. Idiot, took the bait, set the hook and then slowly reeled you guys in to Sando. One of your best videos. Very entertaining. Thanks for everyday posts.😂
They should have had the bonus at $4,000.00 in but didn't realize that the machine was malfunctioning and started ripping them off, but hey it is only money
When I play that game, I feel the machines out, and wait until one "calls" me, lol. Each time, I put my money in, do max bets each spin. I've always won more than I put in. Usually on my last spin. Never walked away with less than 600. I don't play them often, but this one is probably my most favorite slot game. 😊
Do u really think you cracked the code or was that just to get your viewers to watch? All bonus rounds on slots are totally random. It still was fun to watch.
that is the most sick and twisted perceived progression bar i've ever seen! and you got the bonus finally cause you had 6 or more balls, it wasn't even the bonus bar triggering making it hit!
As painful as it was seeing you load 14 grand in that one armed bandit, i kinda wanted to see captain Hindsight step in and win the bonus on a 75¢ bet! 🤣
LMFAOOO 😂😂 I'm glad I kept watching until the end- now we KNOW what NOT to do! Lol that was fun though! ❤ & You guys are Hilarious btw, Lol "Bonu", "cowbell of povery", "you idiot!!" 😂😂
The .75 cents a spin segment in the beginning was hilarious. I really thought you had something there, but tying to hit the BONUS at $50 was just crazy. Great video. So much fun watching.
Love how you guys try to find the weakness in a slots program. Been playing for years and learned a few secrets sitting right in front of me the whole time. Here's one. Every tempting (teasing) screen sets you up emotionally to bet big on the next one so that you likely lose. Every tease screen is like a baited hook. Next one sets it if you fall for it. Bet small most time and bet big after a "crappy screen". "Not baited". Better odds.
Pleade explain what you mean by baited screen and the next one? Baited screen as in a big bright look at me screen? And next one being the next machine or the next hand?
"Baited" screen is a screen that has a lot of matching symbols (whether they line up or not to win),lots of matching colors (even just close in color) clumped near each other or both these looks happening together . Especially in the first few reels of the screen. Your back of mind sees these "subtle" matches that makes you " feel" close to a win that you bet big for the the next screen and then you lose(likely). Bet small for the program will tease you up with better screens to get you emotionally excited that you are "close" and you bet bigger so as not to miss impending "bonus". Look for "crappy" screen (void of lots of matching colors,symbols clumped together and few face symbols in screen. Not tempting in back of mind and has better odds to win on next screen (same machine to clarify). Bet big only here. You save money and you'll learn how the machine starts to "sucker "you into a big bet(for their benefit). Other signals I know as well but these will get you started. If a screen feels " too" tempting (designed that way) you know the likely outcome of the next screen. Not guaranteed but follows this trend. Good luck.
That doesn't sound right. Slots are Random, the outcome depends on the time you press the button (measured in milliseconds). The previous hit or miss has nothing to do with the next one. If you pressed the button half a second later you would have a totally different outcome.
Yes, slots are random but only to a degree. Think of random in this simple way, "the chance to win or lose must both exist in any screen spin". Doesn't mean that both chances are equal though.Most screens are "geared" with more losing chances than winning ones. Hence the casino makes money (the chance to win still existed miniscully so legal.) Proof? Most screens are "losers". Most people go home at a loss. True randomness and equal chances would not "mathematically" allow this. So there is manipulation here. Look at how the screen might tempt you up (bait you). If you honestly feel "baited" do believe the next screen is meant to" reward" you? Look for a very poor screen (rare). Like a bad card hand. Hardly any matches of color, symbols and few face cards. Inspires small bet which they predict and allow a winning screen figuring they won't pay much out but catch them off guard with big bet and catch big win. Practice this. Observe the ways how the machine tempts you. You'll start to catch things.
My brother has a scheme where he will play until he gets a good sized win. He will then cash out of the machine. He then feeds new tickets into the machine. His theory is that machines are programmed to hit big relatively early, to convince you the game can be won. Then you will chase that dragon until you lose big. By cashing out of the machine and putting new tickets in, the machine thinks you are a new player and resets the pattern to take all your money. He says it works. I learned a long time ago, the only way to win is not to play.
This combined with other methods can increase your chances by a bit. Ppl think it's all just complete dumb luck, there is some skill and tactics and discernment involved.
Exactly! The green meter moves forward like it is about to progress, but it bounces back to its original place. The human mind thinks it will hit soon, therefore, the player continues to feed it, or put money into the machine.
Hey I watch your videos all through the day, it’s amazing how you guys interinteract with each other, it’s so refreshing to see. In my mind I think the machine might be making you earn those spins you got in the beginning. But keep making those terrific videos😊
I love how Matt plays slots for a living and can never ever figure out how it works. Is this fee games? Do I need 3? What does the coin do? It’s hilarious. Best content ever. 😂😂
The progression meter changes depending on the stake. What you see on screen is not the actual progression. So you build up the bar to near max at 75c, then switch to $50. Even though the bar looks full it's actually not. This explains why the bar gets right to the end and then doesn't budge despite you hitting the symbols that should be moving it. When you actually do trigger the jackpots at $50 and switch back to 75c, then the 75c bar is actually where you left it, near the top. So it doesn't take many hits at 75c to trigger (despite the bar looking like it's near the bottom). Etc etc.
OH MY GOSH, this video had me rolling. "This would be funny if it wasn't so painful" is my favorite line. I thought EJ was really on to something at the beginning because it sounded like it made sense.
Matt is the only guy on the internet who finds the situation “funny” after having 15K swing- he teaches us too you find humor in the utmost miserable situation lolll ❤❤❤🎉🎉
Real good learning experience seeing how manipulative these machines can be with the perceived progression that is total bunk. I can't believe these things are legal.
It pissed me off when he got right there and bammm it choked him for a few more thousand before giving him satisfaction, kinda reminds me of my last date lol punt intended.
I love hearing the conversation between you and your son😂😂😂 I crack up pretty good!!!!!! I'm glad he tried his theory on the buffalo game. I get super obsessed with my crazy ideas and theory's on video poker games too so I know the struggle LMFAO
i love how you and Ej go back and forth with each other it is so hilarious!!! You seem like a great dad. You to are perfect together. Love watching you both every day highlight of my day! I cant wait to get out to vegas to meet you guys! THANKS FOR THE DAILY LAUGHS !!
They know each other so well… it’s going poorly and Matt says “another idiotic idea from EJ” then when they start winning EJ says “this is about to become his idea again” lol
I hope you got great comps from that El Cortez hotel… Because you definitely paid for the experience!😂 whatever bonus you get in the first 5 to 10 minutes is about as good as it’s gonna get and you have to learn to walk away Matt… thank you for doing this, so I don’t have to😂💕
I hear legally games have to pay out a certain percentage per player. You guys did that in the beginning. You should have took your money out and then put some in looking like a new player. You looked like the same player adding money hence no more legally having to pay out anymore.
hahahaha, I loved their “luck has arrived” friend’s South Park crack around the 44:30 mark, “Don’t worry, Captain Hindsight is here to tell you what you should’ve done!” 😂😂😂
Good pun. Most immigrants have a Plan and very likely won’t Gamble. Get a plan together and stick with it. I just went through my painful shame, I then scribbled out a plan to be myself again in about 18 months. Til then, pork and beans.
I agree with WBG, I don't think the bonus bar is any different than the pigs, lamps, coin piles etc. But I sure love watching you guys, couldn't stop laughing when you kept hitting bonuses at $.75
Matt is so funny….”Bonu jokes were funnier when we were winning”….that had me laughing so hard. You all are a great group awesome mix of personalities and love the conversation. Please post more and longer videos.
"We are like scientists"... ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂 Thank you for your humor. Guys, you gotta have a big Meet and Greet, in a Vegas casino. We will obviously pay to attend, your time is money and there are expenses. Just please ciunt me in, because I guarantee that if it's a 200 person event, it will sell out in like 5 minutes! Track out a projected revenue stream for Meet and Greets, it will blow your mind, And of course merchandise sales will benefit. ...Then we all go gamble!...
I am still laughing from when VM said to EJ "this is a stupid idea" and EJ said "you pushed the button". Thanks for another entertaining day. Sorry you ended in the negative. You'll get 'em next time.
Love seeing these bugs slip through. I honestly think you guys would do great in a test department in a gaming company finding these glitches. It's a shame they are not patient enough to wait to find them. Fun for the public though who get to benefit.
nearly pissed my pants when “now we’re in 5 thousand!…idiots!”😂😂😂🤣…..holy shit been there done that and burnt the t-shirt….its fantastic when it goes well and absolutely hell when it’s not….these slots are so clever now as they know all the tricks to pull you….it’s programmed in when you think there’s a loop hole .. the machine will give you a little rope to get your confidence up and then Wham!…i’m glad i don’t play anymore but love to watch you guys when your up. best of luck.
The guys from COWBOY SLOTS have explained the volatility of machines like this one and how basically, the high dollar bet pays well but the odds of hitting on the high bet diminish. Might get more small jackpots betting the smaller amount. Most of us don't have pockets deep enough to marry a machine like that and spend a couple of thousand dollars for entertainment. That being said, great video and thanks for sharing! 😎😎😎
We learn at every experience. Luck and Try goes differently from person to person. Know how to Start a game and when to End it it’s the KEY. Great video.
It was a awesome experiment. For the next time a hypothetical edge over the casino floor, simply look up at the big beautiful hotel and all of the incredible amenities and think “wonder where they got the money to build ALL of those awesome things”? The positive conversations of your videos are as enjoyable as watching your play. Thank you for producing such a wholesome product!
I hate it when ur about to comment and it says be careful what u say some of us get butt hurt with words and we're working with the establishment to limit freedom of speech and have safe spaces aka all spaces
If you press info and read the section that tells you about the bonus. It will tell you the bonus is actually random. The meter is just for show. It is just like the pot of gold video game. It just makes people come sit down at the machine if its filled to the top but it doesnt mean the bonus will hit.
my neighbor a double master degree in accounting working for the florida seminole hard rock casino told me you don't win. they give u perks, and in the end you don't win, change up the machine to make it work like a new person coming in.
