MY TEACHER NEARLY KILLED ME | STORYTIME | CAITO POTATOE 

I'm a teacher in NZ and I have SOOO MANY students who roll into school with such flawless makeup, boys and girls. I walk right up to them and get a list of products that they use 👏🏾 I seriously don't see how makeup is going to effect their learning time, if anything the highlight will be blinding but meh. All for the youth to express themselves through makeup 💕

"I'm so hot and flawless, my eyebrow set off the fire alarm" 😂 - Catio 2017

If a student says their allergic to something you believe them

The way she says “get wrecked” so seriously I can’t

Sue the school

In senior year we went to a green house and I had an allergic reaction to strawberries and my teacher told me to go to my next class and tell the teacher I needed to see the nurse, well I did and the teacher told me "don't interrupt me unless you're bleeding to death" so basically I suffocated and passed out and they had to wheel me out of class to the nurse. Long story short that teacher got in big trouble and she got fired.

*watches Dodie, turns sound up full* *watches Caito, gets a literal heart attack* 😂😂😂😂😂

That is so disgusting. I hope that teacher got fired.

It's so upsetting you have to put the reason why you seem to have gained weight in the description, it's no one's business but yours. I hope you get better, stay groovy x

I would’ve sued

I passed out in PE once and teacher didnt care one bit that I was flopped out on the floor and my friend had to carry me to the nurses office. The nurse said "Oh sweetie, you didn't pass out you just tripped. But, since you have a fever I have to send you home". Well guess what, I ended up being life flighted to the ICU in Kansas that evening because my heart was beating 300 bpm and going down to normal every 15 seconds. Screw you public schools 😑

The dean would have been like "Where were you Caito?" *Caito screaming* "In bloody hospital because of you I had a alergic reaction" "Isolation now"

"I'm so hot and flawless, my eyebrows set the fire alarm off." 😭😂

look at all the deans disliking

her makeup is different and it inspires me! shes so beautiful

You can tell that you're still pissed off about it to this day, not surprised.

Caito's makeup gives me strength to get out of bed on Mondays

When your volume is full blast and you click on a Caito video HEY GUYS ITS CAITO POTATO Me: AHHHHHH

Not being funny but I would've flat out refused and if they would've of sent me home so be it. This is what I hate about school systems. They complain about having hair colours that aren't natural or piercings or makeup on and the time they make us spend getting rid of the makeup and piercings is just wasting time we could be spending on our education. They just do it because it makes the schools look bad.

"So stuff u mum"😂😂

Did your mum report her?. Shit I would've just left school for the rest of the day. Your mum would've understood. Anyway hope your dad is doing better nowadays caito. ❤

"Local wanna be drag queen" lmfaoooo , im fucking dying rn 😂❤️

"My eyebrows just sat off the fire alarm" immediately likes the video 😂

Oml I broke my arm and the school didn't believe me so I was sitting on this chair waiting for school to end so I could go and get a bloody cast on my stupid arm and they gave me an ice pack... an ice pack... like what. and then like a week later I came to school and the people where like "oh..."

Literally 20 seconds into the video and I love her already 😂❤️

"i can see her highlight from here so get rekt "

Those 221 dislikes are all probably the dean making 221 accounts😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know who's American in the comment section because they go straight to law suit 😂😂😂

I had a P.E. Teacher (Female) who recorded female students while laughing at them doing pushups and then proceeded to post the video on Snapchat. She got fired :)

She was probably jealous because her eyebrows weren't on fleek like yours!!

Thx for getting to the point unlike the other RU-vidrs that draaaag their intros on

I love your story times because I feel like your not full of bs like a lot of other RU-vidrs

"LMOA" laughing my off arse

"antaphylactic shock" ahahahahhaha

I like this story time because there is no click bait at all

I hope her dean sees this video..

The 4 dislikes are probably the teacher making tons of accounts haha

my eyebrows was so hot it set the fire alarm off

I can’t get over the fact that the dean put your health at risk because of NATURAL makeup

One time I was in school and I felt really tired ,our principal had planned for the school to do zumba outside after dancing for like five minutes I felt even worse I asked my principal if I could take a break and she said I could after the next dance so when the dance finished I asked the dance teacher could I be excused and went inside then a teachers assistant walked up to me and yelled at me to go back out and that they didn’t pay for us to make excuses and do nothing I tried to explain the situation but she wouldn’t let me so I danced for 30 mins and went back inside with the rest of the class. I felt like I would faint I couldn’t breath I was blacking out so I asked to go to the nurses room and call my mum I got to the nurses room slept for 2 and a half hours and was brought home Turns out I had tonsillitis that spread to my throat giving me a throat infection,SCARLET FEVER and my hay fever was acting up I was also really weak I was so sick for two weeks and had to miss the school tour but the teachers assistant did get sued even though she tried to lie about it

I kid you not this happened to me and my dad got my teacher fired. #getrekt

You know you're early when you can only watch in 360p 😂

I'm so ready for these storytimes!! 🌸

Makeup on fleek like always

I honestly hate those types of teachers. My skin is very sensitive too and every time I use moisturiser it burns.

wait.. if you can't wear makeup then why was the dean wearing eyeliner? *MIND BLOWN*

caito's eyes are fab

when i was in year 8 i had a really mean P.E. teacher and at this time i couldn't do P.E. (bearing in mind i have severe asthma) and outside it was freaking freezing outside so i gave my P.E. teacher a note to say i cannot do P.E. and do extra work in the unit area and she looked at me with a dirty look and told me to get my fucking P.E. kit on and i didn't have it with me because i couldn't participate in this lesson and i told the bitch im sorry i haven't got it and i need to do work down unit she told me to put spare kit on (i can only use certain detergent im not allergic, my chest is just an asshole) so to avoid argument i put the kit on and it was already hurting my chest so i asked the teacher if i could go get my inhaler (it gets locked in a cupboard, don't ask why) she said no and also im allergic to grass yeah tough life, so i was the only person stood up on the field and the bitch told me to sit down i did it because im no trouble causer and my legs were getting sore and hives were coming up on my arms and we began doing cross country which was the hard bit because i could feel my chest getting ready bad and the teacher told me to start running i started running and my chest was getting worse so i went to my TA (Teaching Assistant) and snuck me out if my lesson to get my inhaler and got back into my school uniform ready to go home early. so my mum picked me up and passed out at the top of the stair and got rushed to hospital and long story short the bitch got sewed and fired

She cracks me up sometimes she makes a sad story funny 🤣

"But miss, I call all my teachers miss because I couldn't remember their names" Never related more then ever right now

I have asthma and hayfever (allergic to grass and dust and pollen etc.) and I am intolerant to dairy. So one day in school when I was about 9 (4yrs ago) we were doing sports day and my hayfever and asthma were getting real bad so the nice teacher told me to go into school and get what I needed. So I go in and the dinner lady stops me and I tell her what is wrong and she literally screams on my face telling me to wise up and then shoves a carton of milk in my hand so I set it down and tell her I can't have it and she tells me to drink it and I say no I can't because if I did I would have a reaction. Then she tells me to wise up and stop making excuses to get out of sports day and literally pushes me into the toilets and tells me to wash my stupid hands (what is that going to do) so I wash them and start to walk back out (my eyes were itching like mad and I could hardly breathe) then once again screams at me and tells me to go to the principles office. So I go and she tells the principle I have been running around school acting like a Whiny 3 yr old I then try to explain what happened but she kept butting in so I get points removed and I detention. Then my mum phoned the school and made a complaint and spoke to the principal and she gets fired 🔥

One thing that I don't get is, WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE!? Like if you wouldn't point out a pimple BECAUSE IT'S HARMLESS THEN DON'T POINT OUT MAKEUP LIKE HOW TF DOES IT AFFECT YOU THAT I WEAR MAKEUP LIKE ??????

So glad you survived this Caito, what a horrible thing to happen , so sorry for her ignorance

I go to a public school in the UK and I suffer from asthma and I am allergic to grass. One time I was doing sports day and both my asthma and Hayfever were really bad. I kept asking the teacher if I could stop running because I couldn't breathe but obviously because she's a shitty teacher (most of them are) she said no keep running. I began to feel very ill and I'm not fucking lying i swear to God, I passed out right then and there.

Caito, I hope you get better and you don't get worse!! Love you POTATO FAM

You no what I love ..when you scroll through the comments half way through the vid and then a comment is what she is saying in the vid it's like so weird 😂😂❤️

Isn't it dumb how your intelligence in school is based off how well you can obey another human? I mean yeah there's learning but most of the time it's just your teacher telling you how to do something "right".

CAITO YOUR MAKEUP ALWAYS SLAYS

Schools really don't care about any allergies !!

Eyebrow queen all hail eyebrow queen

YOURE HONESTLY THE QUEEN OF STORYTIME VIDS

aha caito 'I peeled my face off'

We aren't allowed to wear makeup but no one actually listens to that rule

'So shut up, get-get wrecked" I'm dying 😂

Omg this is the first video I've seen of you AND I LOVE YOU!!!! You're so funny 😂

her makeup kept distracting me from the actual story.

First one of your videos that I have watched and already subscribed! 😀 You are soooooo funny! 😂

i really want to subscribe but I also really want to be your 400 000 subscriber so I'll wait :p

Why has this girl not got to 1mil subs ,Caito is my literal favourite person ever she is literally my role model she's so fricken funny ,she has the best personality ever,and she literally looks like a model

This is the first video i've ever watched of u and I subscribed straight away😂💞 love u already

thumbs up if you want her to name and shame the school

That dean and school would have heard from my lawyer.

I love that she isn't afraid to say she is gorgeous, she is 😍

you're really loud just as loud as jacksepticeye i like you,your vibrant personaility,and makeup. your hilarious, i just subbed ☺

"My eyebrows have just set off the fire alarm" LMFAO I CANT

MY FAVE RU-vidR SLAYING THE GAME WITH THAT MAKEUP !!!!

notification squad were you at

I'm allergic to plasters, my friend had a plaster on her arm and I told her not to touch me CU's I'm allergic to them! She then decided that I was lying and put it all other my face and arms, my face and arms started to blistered and scarred all my face x

First video I've watched of her Intro scared the hell out of me I love her, her hyper personality is goals.

Did anyone else notice whem she put "lmoa" instead of lmao? (not hating i love her channel)😂

I had a similar problem when I was in middle school. One of my friends sprayed perfume over my glasses while I was in gym. I'm allergic to most kinds a perfume and it happened to be a perfume that I was allergic to. Any way I had to go to the office and ask to get some allergy meds which my mom had sent in like a week prior to the incident. I sat in the office for 4 hours fighting to get my Allergy medicine. They kept telling me that my mom would have to bring me the meds when they were right there in the nurses office. When I could finally get ahold of my mom from work and have her come bring me some my face and throat were swollen and I couldn't wear my glasses anymore because my face was that swollen. When my mother got there she took one look at me and yelled at the office workers. After 20 minutes of my mom scolding them she brought me home. I had to stay home from school for two days to recover but I wasn't bad enough to be sent to the E.R.

I love her, she's so funny😂

sounds a bit like st marys or either de la salle lmaooo

😂😂😂 "My eyebrows had just set off the alarm"😂😂😂

Bruh yo eyeshadow tho 😱😱😱😍😍😍😍👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Do a vid about your experience with Tyler Oakley, if you don't i will find you and cut off your eyebrows and feed them to Mia , love you!☺️

Why wouldn't you have sued her??

Did you guys report her?! If not, WHY?

"Antiphilaptic" shock! Bahahaha, I nearly pee'd myself laughing! I think you meant "anaphylactic" shock. Lol

Thankyou so much for the video that soti got you to film. I am so thankful that she did this for me.

OMG FIRST I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH 😍

Tell us the name of the dean and we will end her career for you

I'm allergic to Dove soap too

I think this is the first video of yours that I EVER SAW AND LEMME TELL YOU I CLICKED THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON SO FAST

I've never watched you videos before! I LOVE your jumpy personality! INSTANT SUB!!!!! 💖😂

You remind me of me 😂oh and I love your eyeshadow 👌❤️️

That teacher should go to hell.

I Had a similar story but it was Hair Dye.. because the school didnt like the colour of my hair, so I dyed it back and out of now where (even tho I dyed my hair literally 13x before) I broke out like that.. so my face looked similar to that and I stayed out of school for 2.5 weeks, my sculp pussed, and I had to end up shaving my head, and be on a drip for 6hrs every 3 days because my mouth/throat would close randomly.. then I went back to school when my face was pretty much recovered (still little swollen.. but who cares?) and I got 4days in the isolation room. (or In-house suspension) because I missed to many days.. (which my school obly allows us to miss between 2-4days(a year) of school depending on reason

This is the first video I've seen of yours & girl that makeup is CRAZY 😂

'I went In to antiphylactic shock' 😂 I'm dead