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@VickyEmmerson-bi1fy
@VickyEmmerson-bi1fy 7 месяцев назад
you don't have a kid you are camp af
@GeorgeCrossland
@GeorgeCrossland 7 месяцев назад
hello! i honestly hope you have an amazing day, go out for a walk maybe, get into some nature or simply just look up at the sky for a moment. there’s happiness all around, you just have to look for it. you have to be pretty sad or lonely to comment something like that. you’re not lonely here, you just have to be kind!✌️
@VickyEmmerson-bi1fy
@VickyEmmerson-bi1fy 7 месяцев назад
@@GeorgeCrossland lmfao you don't even know me yet you claim I am lonely, you must be the sad act seeing as you started your comment off with fake positivity as if I was not going to be able to see straight through it, the only positivity you have is HIV positivity
@Chicken_nuggies355
@Chicken_nuggies355 7 месяцев назад
there's this thing called scrolling and so what if he's camp or looks camp he could be bi and also its none of your business of what his sexuality is and what his personal info so next time if u don't like smth just scroll and keep your rude opinions to yourself.
@thedevilhimself208
@thedevilhimself208 7 месяцев назад
​@GeorgeCrossland honestly a huge fan of how you handled that. You are definitely one of my favs
@user-iq5kp4do2w
@user-iq5kp4do2w 7 месяцев назад
@@flower-ir8vrit means you act zesty
@aslycat9602
@aslycat9602 9 месяцев назад
When I was 2 I apparently went ‘fvcking hell’ over and over again when I brushed my teeth Gotta love when your parents arguments become your vocabulary
@Ilikesamandcolbymorethanu
@Ilikesamandcolbymorethanu 8 месяцев назад
I k ew a whole vocabulary of like most swear words by like 6-
@nigelwelson8406
@nigelwelson8406 6 месяцев назад
My mum told me when was like 2 or 3 my mums friends were here at her house and I said hey what the f word you doing 😂
@Thatonekid12511
@Thatonekid12511 8 месяцев назад
"He said fudge... only he didn't say fudge" Rocket Racoon
@ademoninvr9251
@ademoninvr9251 8 месяцев назад
I was gonna comment that lol
@Madra_and_Minnie
@Madra_and_Minnie 7 месяцев назад
Omg I love guardians of the galaxy
@rubbymcrubrub1369
@rubbymcrubrub1369 5 месяцев назад
I think that's originally from "A christmas Story"
@oliviafrancis-g7y
@oliviafrancis-g7y 3 месяца назад
@@rubbymcrubrub1369what is that
@yuriaishii
@yuriaishii 8 месяцев назад
"Nope" *starts marching* I'M ROLLING
@Shredder-the-draggon
@Shredder-the-draggon 4 месяца назад
Same
@Fat.lizard.
@Fat.lizard. 9 месяцев назад
The facial expressions! 😂😂😂 I love your vids! ❤❤❤
@charleelakebean
@charleelakebean 8 месяцев назад
"Stop marching please" 😂 Funniest sentence to say to a toddler. I worked in nursery and have said some bizzare sentence 😂
@Gui_Rawling
@Gui_Rawling 8 месяцев назад
“It was quite melodic Actually”had me on the floor
@AliceDolan-dt2nx
@AliceDolan-dt2nx 9 месяцев назад
My dad did that once and on my birthday my younger sibling smiled and said fudge😂😂❤
@kibmasa6177
@kibmasa6177 9 месяцев назад
Is the smile for me,
@geraldnb6104
@geraldnb6104 9 месяцев назад
I love your videos so much, you are a great dad. Your funny, kind and kind of chaotic at times 😂 but anyway, i havent been wayching your videos for long, but they make me laugh everytime. ❤
@BlobGorillaTag
@BlobGorillaTag 8 месяцев назад
"only he didn't say fudge" -Rocket Racoon
@PitsaGuy1
@PitsaGuy1 7 месяцев назад
Actually it’s frickin but close enough
@ShawnElliot-cl7te
@ShawnElliot-cl7te 9 месяцев назад
That's amazingly funny
@Nahari-rt4kr
@Nahari-rt4kr 8 месяцев назад
My Two year old brother first word was “shit”. It was hilarious to watch my mothers reaction and now he has a whole vocabulary of curses that he’s picked up.
@GeorgeCrossland
@GeorgeCrossland 8 месяцев назад
i never usually explain my videos, and don’t know why i am on this one (got a pretty horrible comment…) this is an example of when we got parenting wrong, which… IS NORMAL! we are not all perfect, but seeing the funny side and allowing other parents feel seen, is why i love making these videos. if i was making videos about how good i was at parenting all the time, i think you’d be a bit bored 😂 peace ✌️
@jennifermccarthy6733
@jennifermccarthy6733 8 месяцев назад
Literally just saw one of your videos, and now scrolling through them all - you look like a great wholesome parents, who're doing the best you can, and better than most! The downside of social media is the haters..... But I'm loving the Montessori elements, I'm loving the honesty, loving that you have fun, love that you're protecting your children's identity while they can't give informed consent to being online.
@gh0styfr13nd
@gh0styfr13nd 8 месяцев назад
Dude you seem like a awesome dad. If I had you as my dad I’d be pretty gosh darn happy. Hope you have a fantastic day dude. Stay safe and keep being an awesome parent.
@x-x_project_sekai
@x-x_project_sekai 8 месяцев назад
3rd
@amybooth1993
@amybooth1993 8 месяцев назад
Kids repeat things. It's really not the end of the world. You just need to teach them that there's a time and a place for using certain words that we all have to learn. Granted this is a bit younger than most would like, but this happened and now here you are. 🤷 Personally I think it's hilarious! 😂
@GeneralSpooda
@GeneralSpooda 8 месяцев назад
My mother used to let me swear but only in a certain time frame because she knew we would so we'd let put every word we knew was very Funny
@Artwithren
@Artwithren 9 месяцев назад
My Little Brother used to swear aswell😭😂
@jacemoody706
@jacemoody706 9 месяцев назад
Oh my God, remembering my niece and nephew, saying, the first swearword was the funniest thing ever. My Eye, I think three or four month year-old niece flipping people off and she I think she’s only three or four months old or maybe older
@the-spanish-cat
@the-spanish-cat 3 месяца назад
i literally love his reactions to hate comments and i want to leave a fake one just so he’ll respond, he takes them so well, this is why i love you bro 🫶
@JohnNoodle4not3
@JohnNoodle4not3 8 месяцев назад
I am obsessed with the tales of the twonager
@MMATRIXWASTAKEN
@MMATRIXWASTAKEN 6 месяцев назад
I’ve watched a lot of your videos and this is by far the best dad on RU-vid
@xXDeadDollsXx
@xXDeadDollsXx 8 месяцев назад
When my brother was nearly 3, he was in the back seat of my nans car stopping at a red light, as they waited patiently they heard a small voice behind them say “awe red light… fuck it” 😂😂😂 let’s just say my mom had some strong words when they got back hahaha!
@RuthBrown-ze1ty
@RuthBrown-ze1ty Месяц назад
At least she asked him politely. 😂
@zaviannaeclipse7588
@zaviannaeclipse7588 7 месяцев назад
"funny ?" "Yeah... funny." Absoloutly adorable 💜
@D0gNK4t
@D0gNK4t 3 месяца назад
HSHSJBSJS I LOVE THIS 😭
@moorine12
@moorine12 9 месяцев назад
This made my day that was so funny! I love your videos especially after a hard day
@Lucidzy679
@Lucidzy679 9 месяцев назад
Your channel is single handed the reason why I both want kids and also really don’t want kids
@GeorgeCrossland
@GeorgeCrossland 9 месяцев назад
hahahaha!
@KingLomanto
@KingLomanto 8 месяцев назад
Best story time EVER!!!! FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE!❤
@Ruby-GraceWomersley
@Ruby-GraceWomersley 9 месяцев назад
Dying 😂😂
@maddiwrites1409
@maddiwrites1409 8 месяцев назад
i think the best swearing toddler story i have is from when my then 4yo brother overheard mom say fudge when she burned herself in the kitchen. ten minutes later we heard something fall, and then a tiny little 4yo voice yelling, “fudge!” mom just shook her head and made dad deal with him.
@leecottrell-davies8330
@leecottrell-davies8330 8 месяцев назад
this reminds me about the time when I was 3 I said don't kick my f -wording highchair 😂😂😂
@gabichandler1388
@gabichandler1388 8 месяцев назад
At least it isn't worse than that cuz that would be a bad thing and I love your videos.❤❤ They're so funny😂😂
@Esmè-v7d
@Esmè-v7d 7 месяцев назад
I feel so bad for you but this is the exact thing me and my parents did when I was three💀
@FALLOUTBOYFAN123
@FALLOUTBOYFAN123 9 месяцев назад
😂
@Slayyy_Queen13
@Slayyy_Queen13 9 месяцев назад
My dad stubbed his toe on my 2 year old sisters bed then he sweared and my sisters are now saying bad words which they are way too young to say
@KaliqueClawthorne
@KaliqueClawthorne 8 месяцев назад
It happens. At 2/3 years old toddlers also reach the so called fecal phase. They start to love fart jokes and swear words that aound disgusting. Tge important thing is to explain that swear words can hurt the feelings of someone. And what the word means. Kids don't know better.
@Igneo_real
@Igneo_real 8 месяцев назад
At the start when he stubbed his toe I instantly went ‘aah’
@SwaminathGanesh
@SwaminathGanesh 4 месяца назад
'it was quite melodic actually' - Mozart, 1750s
@ginnyweasley8090
@ginnyweasley8090 8 месяцев назад
Not me looking at the background “is that SPLHCB?!?!???” 😂
@KNOTParacord
@KNOTParacord 9 месяцев назад
Best vid ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rockrodriguez5872
@rockrodriguez5872 8 месяцев назад
Story time: We were on a walk and l said ‘fudge’ And my daughter said’ why did you say l hate that f***ing park? We all burst out laughing
@wolfella5793
@wolfella5793 8 месяцев назад
My mother consistently told a story of me yelling “PEANUT BUTTER” at 1 month old and for some reason this reminded me of that
@Lucy-n6c
@Lucy-n6c 7 месяцев назад
POV. Me laughing in bed😂😂😂😂😂 😂🛏🛏🛏
@raven3maskeddanceruksuperf628
@raven3maskeddanceruksuperf628 8 месяцев назад
"Nope!-" *marches away* Seen that before. My brother did that EXACT thing
@Billie-hs5cb
@Billie-hs5cb 8 месяцев назад
Please put that kid in a marching band, with a xylophone and the instinct to march at the age of 2 he's unstoppable
@frecklecraft
@frecklecraft 7 месяцев назад
Yeah… I remember once my baby brother (5 at the time) was watching me play a game. I totally forgot myself and ended up saying “sh*t” when I died. He immediately parroted and I panicked so I say, “no buddy! That’s a… high level word! I can say it because I’m level 60, but you’re only level seven, so you can’t.” He bought it somehow? (I didn’t want to tell him it was a bad word bc he was in a contrary phase and would had said it on purpose, he knows now)
@Biscuit_gamer34
@Biscuit_gamer34 7 месяцев назад
Oh my… Mom and dad would do that same but be harsher.
@phoeberothwell
@phoeberothwell 8 месяцев назад
Okay sgt peppers in the background 🔥🔥🔥
@bepperoni_pizzaroesch8710
@bepperoni_pizzaroesch8710 7 месяцев назад
Don’t worry, I used to swear at two also 😂
@NiniDaPanini
@NiniDaPanini 8 месяцев назад
My autistic 12 year old cousin learned the word fuck from school and on christmas he got up at 3am after 30 minutes of sleep and my auntie was trying to tell him to go to sleep and he said "i dont fucking have to" and i love how he also knows which context to use it in when he cant even refer to himself as i or me
@jacobgregorowski98
@jacobgregorowski98 8 месяцев назад
I'm 12 and autistic and I learned that word long ago and I and me I knew that shit when I was 2
@josh-vf1ug
@josh-vf1ug Месяц назад
And he started marching😂😂😂
@LJDMUSIX
@LJDMUSIX 8 месяцев назад
He simply said “NoPe”😂
@necoily3014
@necoily3014 7 месяцев назад
i swore infront of my mum once as she washed my mouth with dish soap lol,thats when my dish soap addiction started.
@OneBrainCellDog
@OneBrainCellDog 9 месяцев назад
Omg my 2 toddler sisters are the same, ones got sass like a 14 year old teenage girl and the other has the mouth of a sailor, they are 2 and 3 years old
@Paws_of_Poppy
@Paws_of_Poppy 8 месяцев назад
THE BEATLES SGT. PEPPERS ALBUM ON THE WALL IS JUST 🤌👌💅
@chelseafromwhomville
@chelseafromwhomville 8 месяцев назад
"Twonager" *Yup, 100% the best way to explain the terrible twos era-*
@KaitlynMellor-s9c
@KaitlynMellor-s9c 8 месяцев назад
the intro got me
@jellyrose9667
@jellyrose9667 8 месяцев назад
I was an extremely intelligent kid. For example, by the age of 5 I was saying how I didn’t want to go to school because the people there were mean and conceited. I knew the definition too. But when I was three my dad was being annoying and copying me. So what did I do? I looked him dead in the eyes and said “Stop being an a’shole.” I knew he would have to stop and tell me off but it meant that he would stop copying me!
@freddie.spaghetti
@freddie.spaghetti 8 месяцев назад
my parents seperated when i was a baby (good riddance lol) and when i was about 2, my mum had to call and have a stern word with my dad cause i had started swearing in the car at other drivers (picture “drive for fucks sake” in a tiny, squeaky voice) and my mum knew exactly where i had picked that up 😂
@partyturtle73
@partyturtle73 5 месяцев назад
i see that sgt peppers and the lonely hearts club band, i see it.
@Xo_zyy
@Xo_zyy 9 месяцев назад
Hahahahahahaha 😂
@fijiwatermiche
@fijiwatermiche 3 месяца назад
when he said his toddler threw his xylophone across the room, let’s hope it’s not the professional ones
@Blep-ah
@Blep-ah 8 месяцев назад
expect the unexpected
@ticktocktilly
@ticktocktilly 6 месяцев назад
because my parents cuss alot my 5 year old sister swears every now and then when shes angry, its kinda funny but also at the same time we yell at her
@emilydoswell3650
@emilydoswell3650 8 месяцев назад
Love it 😂😂
@ImaginationMM2
@ImaginationMM2 7 месяцев назад
I spit out my water😂😂😂😂😂
@quinnthrogmorton8619
@quinnthrogmorton8619 8 месяцев назад
First question, can you show us the one man marching band😅😅 and the face shield😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@PastelArchyr
@PastelArchyr 7 месяцев назад
My first time swearing was at 4 years old when i was opening my brand new pokemon cards and saw a beautiful pink pokemon named Skitty tho my amazingly smart 4 year old eyes saw “shitty” so i ran up to my mum and aunty yelling “MAMA I GOT SHITTY LOOK I GOT SHITTY” while holding up the card all excited
@gloomy_glamour
@gloomy_glamour 8 месяцев назад
Hilarious story but I now fear for your life as he tries to figure out what's funny and what's bad.
@ThatboyLeo1122
@ThatboyLeo1122 8 месяцев назад
I have a story kinda like this! Me and my older brother were eating breakfast and my little sister was putting on her shoes, seems fine, right? WRONG. She must of not been able to get the straps on her shoes because all of a sudden we hear this five year old girl yell "SH!T!" So loud i coulda sworn she was right behind me and not on the opposite side of the house*
@dat_fat_rat
@dat_fat_rat 8 месяцев назад
My baby sister when she was younger when she says sheep she accidentally says "SH-T"
@vexayen1675
@vexayen1675 7 месяцев назад
When i was very young my brother shut his finger in the car door and tried to censor himself with "son of a- BISCUIT" and I very proudly corrected him with "no its not son of a biscuit its son of a bitch!"
@cassandrasharpe8853
@cassandrasharpe8853 5 месяцев назад
Apparently when I was like two or three I was in the store with my mom and grandma and they were talking and wouldn’t answer me so I yelled “GET ME OUT OF THIS F-KING CART!!” Um.. yeah 👍
@WorldWarJaxon
@WorldWarJaxon 7 месяцев назад
As a xylophonist, I’m offended
@GeorgeCrossland
@GeorgeCrossland 7 месяцев назад
i’m so sorry
@WorldWarJaxon
@WorldWarJaxon 7 месяцев назад
All good
@Piggy974
@Piggy974 8 месяцев назад
He’s a fast learner 😅but also a fast swearer😂
@extrasupercoolbeans
@extrasupercoolbeans 9 месяцев назад
My little cousin swarrs like a sailor, is very funby
@dogfans888
@dogfans888 Месяц назад
STOP MARCHING PLEASE 😂😂😂😂
@darkprincette
@darkprincette 8 месяцев назад
apparently one of the biggest embarrassments we put my mom through when me and my sister were little was asking, very loudly, in a public bus, what "sorete" (Spanish for shit) meant- right after the guys in front of us said it. apparently they hadn't realized there were two little kids hearing them and no matter how much my mom promised she'd explain at home, i was a woman of the people at age 4 and demanded the truth be set free right there and then 😂
@LeedsUnited17
@LeedsUnited17 7 месяцев назад
"ahhhhh fudge" *marches*
@Robert-dx9ew
@Robert-dx9ew 7 месяцев назад
just watching him purposely stubbing his toe
@JacenGarrison
@JacenGarrison 8 месяцев назад
This is why I could never be a dad my anger issues could never I would be in jail so fast
@ckneko_
@ckneko_ 8 месяцев назад
My sister just turned 2, I have to constantly say don't repeat that when I say something. She coppies me the most and it's cute till I said oh my god and clear as a bell she repeated me
@CheekieCharlie
@CheekieCharlie Месяц назад
I told my kids the swears are like the stove. You can touch it, but do you want to?
@GoofyGoober....
@GoofyGoober.... 6 месяцев назад
I felt that stubbed toe
@alfie2579
@alfie2579 Месяц назад
Ok y did that sound like the 3008 employee
@YXNG_CHIPPY
@YXNG_CHIPPY 9 месяцев назад
Lol 😂😂😂😂
@dfgag2061
@dfgag2061 8 месяцев назад
Aw he missed the HEADSHOT 😢
@itssadie1325
@itssadie1325 8 месяцев назад
Nah if my child said that they’d be getting the ζώνη
@Averythequeen1
@Averythequeen1 3 месяца назад
When I was six I though stupid was a swear so when my parents made me mad I would go to my room and whisper stupid over an over again
@VirgilSonofSparda
@VirgilSonofSparda 8 месяцев назад
Sigma -throws stuff at beta males to show dominance -when faced with opposition he belittles the opponent -uses a strong and commanding walk to show he is the alpha
@M4rziipan
@M4rziipan 8 месяцев назад
I have the same bed sheets as u , i got them from morrisons or tesco, can’t remember
@yaboi0_07
@yaboi0_07 3 месяца назад
For a second I thought this was satire :[
@GeorgeCrossland
@GeorgeCrossland 3 месяца назад
all my videos toe the line between satire/ exaggeration… don’t worry, just enjoy it for what it is… or don’t enjoy it for what it is… 😂
@Pookiedrops
@Pookiedrops 7 месяцев назад
I’m crying
@BarbaraWalker-pd6ty
@BarbaraWalker-pd6ty 9 месяцев назад
Um that me when my sis wakes me up
@durchein
@durchein 8 месяцев назад
I think I i heard that's one of the things you're supposed to ignore since kids usually do it to cause commotion / get attention
@LylaThompson-zn5gw
@LylaThompson-zn5gw 4 месяца назад
Dad look i can march Stomp stomp stomp
@Raimah-e9t
@Raimah-e9t 8 месяцев назад
Savage 😂
@kayleighking3731
@kayleighking3731 6 месяцев назад
Haha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maryroffman2814
@maryroffman2814 8 месяцев назад
HahA looks like kids are growing up
@hopkinstribe3469
@hopkinstribe3469 8 месяцев назад
Hahahaha1 how does your toddler swear?
@happytoday333
@happytoday333 8 месяцев назад
Dont feel bad, my twonager, who is 30 now, saved the f word for when i was in the labour ward after her baby brother was born. She intuitively combined it with a nazi goosestep. So even though my new baby wasborn in two contractions and the pethidine kicked in after he was born........i had to deal with midwives and a room full of relatives with worried faces of concern, when all i wanted to do was say 'who cares'.
@n.sworld3855
@n.sworld3855 9 месяцев назад
Is no one even gonna mention on how he calls his child 'babe' 💀
@una_panthera9820
@una_panthera9820 8 месяцев назад
British people use terms of endearment pretty liberally, and there’s a huge range, and it gets regional. ‘Babe’ or ‘babes’ for everyone including your kids is pretty Londonish, which I think tracks from what little I’ve seen of this channel so far. Another example is ‘duck’ being the term used by people from Stoke. Then there’s the general Love and Mate which gets used by pretty much everyone.
@Scarysites
@Scarysites 7 месяцев назад
I would be dead
@KAyotte-iq8qm
@KAyotte-iq8qm 3 месяца назад
There the boss now
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