My Top 5 Watch RULES 

1. Wear Ballon Bleu 42 to rob the Fed

No gold dress watches with a jogging suit. *SLAP!*

@@michaelcollins2473 Gold sports watches, on the other hand… Tony Soprano style.

My rule is not having any rules and enjoy my life. It's just a watch. Maybe the only rule is, not judging others based on their watches or outfit

Wear your cheapest watch when shopping for another watch. If the sales assistant treats you with disdain then buy from elsewhere. Don’t have the dial on the inside of your wrist. That’s silly. If you’re gonna remove links, remove them from each side equally so the buckle sits centrally on the other side of your wrist. If you enjoy having the seconds hand of a chronograph run then let it. If it’s automatic then that’s fine, doesn’t have to point at 12 all the time. Always find something nice to say about other peoples watches, even if you don’t like them (or their watches) My biggest one. How your watch sits on your wrist in relation to your ulnar styloid (the nobbly bit on the little finger side of your wrist). Distal, proximal or over it. I still haven’t figured this one out and it kills me.

I can’t tell if this is serious or a joke haha.

Until she finds out... She can use google. Just be honest about it, and about what you can afford if you don't want trouble.

@@attila2246 But then again, asking for forgives is easier than asking for permission lol

Lol. I’ve done this and some turn out to be watch nerds.

I have been fooled by so many people wearing Invicta! I'll say, hey thats a nice watch! Thinking its a Longines or something and then they'll go "Oh, this is an Invicta!" And in my head I am just palming my face. Only once, have I complimented someone who had a nice watch and they were wearing a Tag Heuer Dual Time that they had bought themselves as a graduation gift.

Sweet dreams.

Some grammar errors detected there sir, strong message but it needs to be polished.

You mentioned the secret club twice, watch jail for two life sentences

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1. Never let no one know how much dough you hold. 2. Never let nobody know your next move. 3. Never trust nobody selling (Rolexes). 4. Never get high on your own supply (as you said). 5. Never sell no watches where you rest at. 6. That ******* credit? Dead it. 7. Keep your family and watch purchases completely separated. 8. Never keep no Hublots on you. 9. If you ain’t gettin’ watches stay the **** from police. m10. A strong word called consignment, deny it.

If Wang x H&M was a good neoprene exception, what would the watch be? Please, don't answer with Hublots or Invictas! I'm actually wearing one (a parka)

That’s maritime law so it’s not under watch law jurisdiction

Saturday morning it’s time to mow the lawn. Living in the Caribbean, one has to protect yourself from the Sun. My outfit consists of long jeans, hiking shoes, long sleeve beach type T-Shirt, gloves, a hat, goggles… Oh! And OVER the long sleeve behind the gloves, my Casio G-Shock GWM5610. Can’t blame me for breaking your second rule.

@@Roberto68n i live in the Mojave desert, I understand the need to either cover up or to plaster yourself with SPF50 sunblock. I still don't wear my watch over my clothing. Whatever works for you.

When I was driving Corvettes in GT endurance racing, I wore my watch ⌚ on the outside of my driver's suit in order to to be ready for the next pit stop. We didn't have radios in the car 🚗 àt that time to communicate with me pit crew.

LA too

Do you live in London mate? I've walked through all the time in South London and never was even attempted to be robbed, if you look like a target you will be a target, the more of a force you look like the less likely this will happen.

@@andreleverettejr3747 Substitute North for South and I could C&P your comment.

Nope. Not seen anything scary in London.

That is a solid rule!

The power of passing-aggressive wrist-checking 😂

At my job I have a guy that doesn't take hints like that. Even if you interrupt him and say 'I have to join another meeting ' he still continues to talk, sometimes saying 'have a little patience'

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I also have a Fitbit, I put it on an elastic strap and turned it around. Problem solved and it looks like a rubber band or something

That's what I do with my fitbit inspire HR

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It's never too late to fix it mate

Ha. I wear my training watch too over my sleeve in winter when I am out running. But not sure my Polar can be called a watch, probably more like a training device linked to a heart rate monitor.

@@travelandwatches8 😂😂🙈 whatever you’re comfortable in I think! I always kinda felt like… THERE ARE NO RULES! Collect what ya love! Wear it how ya like! You’ve got a tiny amount of time on this floating rock in space… do what you like!

Samee cycling needs an over the sleeve rule. I don't want to fall while trying to put my sleeve up to see the watch hahaha

I’m so sad that I wear my sleeve over my watch when cycling in case I fall. I’d rather damage my clothes than my watch. And if I need to find out the time I stop and have a look

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I actually have fun setting up all of mine lol

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Wiggle room in the morning is for another part of your anatomy mate, your wrist doesn't swell in the heat so much that it excuses loose wearing it looks as Andrew stated here.

@@andreleverettejr3747 I meant wiggle room, not loose wearing.

That would include replicas then

@@andreleverettejr3747 I think the people who wear illegal replicas aren't bothered by "the rules". They just want a timepiece that looks like something expensive and I assume they don't care as much for watches per se. (Disclaimer: this is all assumption.)

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Thank you for watching 😁

If there’s one things humans can be relied upon for its to try things they shouldnt

Yes! Tally them all up at the end of the year 👍

That sounds like watch probation at least 🤔

You better watch your back for the watch police arctic division!

@@AndrewMorganWatches At least they can't sneak up on me, I'll see them coming from a mile away!

@@Hrethgir they’re disguised as Rolex ADs

@@AndrewMorganWatches Well, then, they'll never see me! I can't afford thier games, so I stay away!

There’s a permanent place in watch jail for people like you 😂

@@AndrewMorganWatches I'm actually happy to be there. We can all nerd out over our oddball quirks! :P

@@ColinLack maybe watch jail is where the real party is at 😂

It’s all a conspiracy to see you behind bars!

I’d amend that to say,”Watch self-proclaimed YT watch “pundits” for entertainment purposes only. Watches are fun & so is their punditry.

My advice was to ignore my advice so that means you must comply 😆

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I think it makes sense to let the blood get to your hand!

Agreed. This is why I like deployant clasps - they allow a loose fit without letting the watch slide around to the inside of the wrist

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Time to ski!

Ooh err!

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It’s my wife’s new message tone 😁

Oh god 😅

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I know, right? And I love the way all of my watches look, so it's an "Ooh, shiny!" moment for sure.

@@waffle911 glad I’m not alone in this 😂 watches are a nice distraction when people are talking shit

Report to your watch probation officer in the morning!

Very much my hand 😅

oohh.. good idea!.. gonna try that.

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Was it an interview for Olympic sprinter?

Unless you’re as cool as he, JAIL

All will be revealed once I get myself a macro lens 😅

Escaping from the watch police on skis, eh?

We’ll be wearing moon boots and driving hover cars in five years!

@@AndrewMorganWatches Good job I own a speedmaster then 😂

@@DaveJohnson 😂

You did indeed 😂