My whole team was basically AFK... so I had to carry them on Kalista (1V9 BACKDOOR) 

I feel that "get me out, get me out" panic at the end so much

If you listen close enough, you can hear the exact moment when Zwag's sanity breaks.

When Yasuo barely out-damages Soraka, you're gonna have a bad time.

i know its hurting zwag but these teams are making the videos great xD

26:40-29:30 Yasuo casually does NOTHING and blames Nunu for not going bot when he himself didn't do shit except farm all Nunu's jungle. What a great teammate

Shame you have to 1v9 so many times. But it makes for insanely crazy videos with your incredible macro and versatility with many champions. Keep the great games up, they've been helping with my gameplay!

Zwag man dont listen to the haters even when you lose you can see your skill. Honestly wish i had a 10th of your skill. All those recent games that people said you could have played better have to be trolling because literally the stats at the end show that your teammates literally could have done more by not even showing up.

At 21:19, when you ware wondering why they slowed your attack speed, in fact they slowed your movement speed to 169 and that caused you to attack slower for some reasons. Maybe these are internal mechanics for Kalista.

Kalista feels too lowkey. Especially in low elo when they dont expect her to kite so disgustingly well

I actually appreciate when people tell me what should the team do to win because sometimes I feel like a headless chicken running around and don’t know what to do. Sometimes all pple do is flame and rage and assume you are trolling because you dont know what to do next. There are so many things to watch out for, to consider. That’s why I love watching and hearing this videos, cos they tell me what pple are thinking while playing and why they call x or y objective or play.

I like how minions are often better teammates than other players

I was going to comment that the title of the video was bait because your teammates were playing relatively well until a moment came when they literally turned off their brains and it was totally 1v5 xD

“Did Zwag Xerath get the first 6 CS?” Yes, he got all 6! Win Streak: 1

First 2 minutes of satisfying farming by Zwag made feel great

So glad i can relate to his pain during these 1v4 matches 😢its insane how every elo has its own labyrinth "literally team stops playint" its like you are just taken to silent hill mid game by your own teamates

Akali with 2 itens while zwag was full build but she still was pinging him omg

Honestly I'm glad I'm not the only one having tough games and or rough teams lately. Teams seem to be ROUGH recently and dubs are 10/10 Effort

Regarding the low attack speed, when Kalista is slowed, her jumps slow down, and this determines how quickly you start a new auto attack

Would love to see max move-speed skarner!! See how far you can drag someone!

The crux of smurfing: they dont know what to do or when. u can benefit from the smurf aspect but then eventually all the kills r in ur hand and ur team didnt get enough to even feel useful.

These games are blessing my dude. Been watching for years, always a fan.

“you guys don’t deserve an honor” took me out lmao… love u swag

Yasuo saying that nunu doesn't know how to go bot but he doesn't went either

Seeing a Yasuo and a Nunu get outdamaged by an Ivern and a Soraka is honestly one of the saddest things i've seen in my life. Almost as bad as when I out damaged literally everyone in the game as a Tank Leona.

it really sucks that zwag is constantly having teams that almost dont exist but i feel this pain the vast majority of the time i play league lol so i understand it. I feel bad hes been getting it so often

Thanks for the great vid Zwag!

lmao, love the get me out per auto during the backdoor there.

srry for the stress zwag but these games are fire. honestly I super related to the final "GET ME OUT". hahaha

I love the "get me out get me out get me out get me out" at the end

i love that at the end he was like get me out get me out lmao i was laughing so hard

Hahaha the mental break. I feel bad man, I know the feeling. The toll on your sanity is appreciated, gg! ❤

I love it when zwag talks about wave mechanics

Nice intro. "...I'm running Lethal Turbo, TRAMP!, Legiggity, Cut The Grass, SPLAT!, and Eyeball..." Nice and easy to understand! 🤣🤣

LMAO I love the last min rant 😂

The " Get me out get me out get me out get me out" is so darn relatable 😂

@Zwag Movement slows affect Kalista's 'hop' (the same way boots improve it) and reduce her attack speed. Hence Nasus w/ Wither and Ashe being big counters to her in lane.

Omg, that voice towards the end where you say "omg, you could have played better" is just hilarious :D

The chogath flash > R reminds me of heavy saying "i have yet to see a man who can outsmart bullet" just the leauge version "i have yet to see a mechanical champ that can out play chomp" Also to explain 21:21 attack slow. Your attackspeed wasnt slowed but the windup/dash kalista has is effected by slows such as ivern shield explosion so if you are using her martial poise to attack when slowed your "attacks" are reduced because your dash wind up is slowed. But if you were attacking while standing still you wouldnt have seen a different.

Dude that 2v1 on Ivern and Irelia was so clean wtf

Well done Zwag, for bearing the burden. You the man :)

Oof, the support soraka outdamaged the jungle Nunu, that's gotta sting

Xerath bro dont try to satisfy everybody.there is no way any human can satify anybody specialy bronze players they are bronze for a reason so dont take it to heart. I love watching you play i learn alot from you and you are my favourite lol youtuber.i dont care if you lose or win games as long as i can watch you kick ass and of course losing games is frustrating but you as long as you enjoy the game its fine.and in every single video that you have lost its not your fault its your fking teams fault!!! so dont be down and remember you are talking about bronze players..........so have fun bro much love❤❤❤❤

Second skin of the day: Default Kalista.

I laughed so hard when zwag said get me out 5 times, cuz it's like he's literally playing 1v5, but at least they won, he did it all by himself btw

The fact that you are right click attacking all the time is insane :D

just a daily typical chaotic team. nothing Zwag can handle

Man...most relatable shit ever. Win lane hard try to be proactive all game pulling more than my share of the weight 95/100 games and just get a bunch of shambling ghouls as teammates drooling on themselves pinging me like they know wtf is going on. I'd pay good money to sit as a fly on the wall of their desiccated skulls to see how many neurons are actually being used when they look at their screens.

He starts so confidently every time lol.

21:29 well kalista has a "fun" mechanic where if she is slowed she attackes slower

I wish I could just play my support Vel'koz on Zwag's team every game.

Riot monitors Zwag's games so they can make sure he gets grouped with window-lickers

love you swag

I felt bad to that Kai'sa getting fed then casually getting demolished at the end there 🤣

Thank you for trading your sanity for our entertainment. I really appreciate that ❤

"get me out get me out get me out" i felt that

The fact that Nunu and Yasuo did the same damage as their 0/6 full support Soraka xD

That "what the fuck" and "get me out" are so relatable 😂

I commented this days ago I feel but this streak of 1v9s has been excrutiatingly long! It has made some KILLER vids though.

Love ur videos. expecially teemo videos xD . This match is like my iron/bronze game almost every game. someone afk or just farm jungle and team dont go turrets when they can. ( dont know what to do sometimes)

Watching you hard carry is mad entertaining though.

the attack speed slow I believe was from Ivern shield explosion

His rant at 30:19 sped up along side his rageblade speed 😂

literally every ranked game I play and I have playing been playing since day one!

Everybody gangsta until senna pulls out the grudge tech

Lmao that Akali pinging like ???

Zwaggy! Hey man, I've been loving the MF mid you did with the Liandry's into Collector! Been pulling some good ranked games with it, any chance you could try it with Corki? I tried it in ARAM and it was nice but I really stinky with the Corksters.

27:50 zwag lost his sanity 😂😂

Swag: "Perma CC" Death report: 1.44 seconds

ohh snap got in quick

Even though it felt like a 1v9, at least at the point where y'all had only lost one turret there was also a moment where they still had ONLY ONE turret left.

“1v9 Backdoor” sounds like something that costs extra in Amsterdam 😂

Im feeling you my dud

I think its telling fir the state of the game when someone like zwag is having a crazy time trying to carry a game

"get me out" I fucking died buddy. Thank you for torturing yourself for our enjoyment. And as context. I was watching on the TV and grabbed my phone just to comment and like the video. Keep it up, mad respect!

damn zwaq figured out my hiden gem strategy but im doing it in mid

LOL "Get me out, Get me out, Get me out, Get me out, Get me out, Get me out, ..."

W Ability - If both Soul-Marks are applied to the same target within 4 seconds, they take bonus magic damage, so if you and your marked partner both hit a champ, it marks them for more magic dmg

Zwag needs to buy that lottery ticket because of this cursed account. The money will go towards the new eyes he needs😂

"-Can you guys go bot as 4?" "-I don't think Nunu knows how to."

Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! 😂😂

I actually thought the title was a clickbait til the final minutes of the game 😂 Now i understand

next video, zwag starts playing a new game

I love how yasuo says that nunu don't know how to push bot; while this same yasuo farmed krugs when zwag fought 5 people top :D

Zwag losing his mind at the average silver ranked solo experience

I look at Zwag's videos sometimes and I'm like "Oh yeah, that's why I quit playing League, thx Zwag!"

hullbreaker kalista seem nice, whenever a friend get close she could just throw them away and enjoy soloing

I'm mono Kalista and actually i'm building Bork and Jak'sho in toplane, makes her more durable in solo lane and team fights, and for damage I build Titanic Hydra, makes her very tanky as well.

Slows affect attack speed on kalista remember

Lmao. The ol' throw win and go aram against stronger team instead of winning. The classic. I don't miss playing games like these. But I love watching them drive a man insane 😂

So, I had to watch it a few times, but what slowed your attack speed at 21:15 was the Ivern shield popping twice since it also heavily slowed your movespeed. Seems like if you slow Kalista, she becomes unable to auto until her dash is finished.

Get me out! get me out! get me out! Dumbledore said calmy.

I felt that wtf at the end

"gemme out gemme out gemme out gemme out gemme out gemme out gemme out " 🤣

The ending was hilarious, wtf are your teammates doing hahaha. I get the same teams when smurfing tho. I loose with 20/1 kda often ;(

Around 22 minutes it was the ivern shield burst that slowed you.

Yeah.Kalista rocks in good hands

Attack speed wasn't slowed, but movespeed was greatly. Musta been throwing off the tempo

Zwag do you have your auto attack key setup, for example the key bind is generally the "A" key.

The pain is just coming out my screen, wp Zwag, Akali doesn't being able to kill the cho'gath and Nunu dying bc of that, Yasuo flashing when already dead, the Senna doesn't doing Senna things I srsly was suffering with u this time and I agree Irelia is such a broken champ.

Critical Vi has passive armor pen and resets her auto attacks.